A/N
I don't own Harry Potter or The Walking Dead
Dumbledore sat behind his desk with a grin on his disgusting snout like excuse of a face, that was fortunately hidden by his disgusting flea infested beard, that was covered in food.
Today he would have order. He received intelligence that Hagrid and his followers, were planning on attacking Hogwarts. The nerve of that oaf!
Dumbledore had already replaced Hagrid on staff with Grubbly Plank, and had rented out his hut to a lovely couple from up north, this would no doubt piss off the half giant, which made it all the more hilarious for the filfy scheming headmaster. Dumbledore loved taking a grill brush to his back!
Dumbledore comforted himself with his drugs and promised himself that Hagrid would pay once he came here. For now, he would be trying to become the first man to successfully make love to a ghost. He had Professor Binns waiting on him. If he pulled this off, there was no doubt Fudge would give him another Order of Merlin First class.
Otis and Dale were getting ready for the raid. Otis was excited about facing Shane. Sinse Shane left Otis for dead, it was a rematch he had wanted.
Dale was hoping to add Hagrid, Rick, Shane, Andrea, and Lori to his collection of faces.
Snape watched the battle preparation with a bored expression as the Hogwarts professors strengthened the wards. Tomorrow, Snape would tell Dumbledore that he wanted a pay raise, or he would accept the lucrative deal Durmstrang offered him.
Meanwhile, turmoil was breaking out in the Headmasters office. Dumbledore had read the paper and destroyed his office in anger.
It had appeared Hagrid and his crew had destroyed Voldemort and his death eaters. This infuriated Dumbledore, as Hagrid had gained a lot of public support. This was supposed to be Dumbledore's glory! Nobody listened to Albus, when he told them Hagrid was as dark as they come.
"The light will rise" he roared as he called the golden trio to his office to alert them that Hagrid had killed Voldemort to become the new face of evil.
Dumbledore shrugged his broad shoulders, as his six feet eight inch two hundred and forty five pound frame got on his bed/desk. Tommorow, would be a good day for the light.
Meanwhile, Forbidden Forest
Hagrid was roasting the centaur he had caught for dinner. "Tommorow we save Harry and end Dumbledore's nonsense" Hagrid roared.
Rick and Shane got their ammunition ready, it would be the battle of their lives. They had defeated that Voldemort guy after Hagrid held his arms back so Rick, Shane, Andrea, and Lori shot at him like a firing squad. The death eaters were slim pickings after that.
Hagrid has snuck over to his cabin to get Fang. As he made his way over, he saw his beloved prized pumpkin patch was gone, replaced by a lovely zen garden. The cabin itself, was painted a warm creamy avocado green.
"What the fuck!" Hagrid roared. He saw Fang outside with a tasteful scraf on.
Hagrid smashed down the door, alarming Justin and Corey, the two new owners.
"Sir, you are breaking and entering" Corey said in a snooty voice.
"Oh I'm breaking all right" Hagrid chuckled ripping his head off.
Justin looked fearfully up at Hagrid. "It's you Hagrid, you've come home"
Hagrid grinned, showing his mouth full of razor sharp teeth.
"Noooo!" was heard for miles around.
Rick and Shane woke up with that startling noise.
"What the hell was that", Shane grumbled
"Ah, boys you should be getting some sleep, we have a big day tommorow " Hagrid chuckled as he returned, dripping in blood.