"Hello little guy! You are just the cutest little thing!" Alvida says staring at Chopper.
Chopper jumps at Alvida's voice trying to hide in the corner of the doorway, and doing a very poor job.
'System observe'
Tony Tony Chopper
Aspiring doctor
Level 21
Str: 99
Con: 103
Dex:147
Int: 199
Wis: 69
Cha: 27
Mood: fearful(you)
Species: Reindeer (Devil Fruit: Hito Hito no Mi)
Health: healthy
Chopper's that's where to be expected, agility and intelligence would naturally be his highest stats.
"Say Mr. Reindeer I'm a pirate looking for a really awesome doctor and you fit the bill."
I say just jumping right into it asking him, and not chasing him around trying to eat him like canonical Luffy.
"Shut up you stupid human! Your words don't make me happy at all! The cute little dance he does when he's happy indicates that my words mean more to him than he lets on.
"Chopper, have you administered another dose of her medication?" comes a slightly rough but feminine voice.
I turned to look at where it came from to see the world's oldest living human.
'System observe'
Kureha
Master doctor
Level 247
Str:632
Con: 767
Dex:653
Int:1003
Wis: 793
Cha:703
Mood:Proud (Chopper) , caring (patients
Species: Human
Health: healthy
It figures that the old bat would be over 200. Not that I would call her old bat to her face, getting sharp objects and furniture thrown at me, no thank you! I do however talk to her.
"I take it you are Doctor Kureha, we were told about you from a man named Dalton. Thank you for saving my crewmates." I finish as I give a slight bow.
"Hehe!" She laughs. "You very lucky young man! The black haired woman was practically a goner. If you had been even a day later it would have been too late, she contracted a very rare condition that hasn't been seen in a very long time. It's from an extinct species of tick named the Kestia. Within 5 days of the bite you start experiencing high fevers, till the poison spreads to your brain, heart and every other vital organ. On the fifth day you die!"
She turns to Alvida, "the only way you could have been is if you ran around in some ancient forest or something!" She turns to her Reindeer apprentice. "Chopper, you ass out of hiding!"
Chopper hesitates but after a moment slowly walks out revealing himself completely. I give him a smile, "You must be a doctor too. I'm sure you're just as good as your master."
"Shut up, you stupid human! Your praise doesn't make me happy or anything like that." Chopper says his expression and demeanor betraying him.
"Relax," I say, walking over to Chopper. "I'm a friend, the name is Monkey D. Luffy. Captain of the straw hat Pirates and future pirate king. I would like to thank you for all your help saving my crew. I take it that your name is Chopper."
"Yes!" Chopper says in a shy manner.
"Say Chopper, I need a doctor! How about you join my pirate crew?"
"You a pirate?"
"Yep!"
"Just because you're a pirate doesn't mean I'll join a stupid human?!"
Time to show my advanced story knowledge without actually really doing it "Because Chopper I'm not simply human…" I grab my jaw and stretch it as far as I can, "... I'm a monster!"
"Ah Luffy you're up!" Nao's voice comes from behind me. "How is Alvida and Nojiko doing?"
"You know you could just ask yourself, you damn ice cube!" Alvida says, clearly annoyed at being ignored.
"Ah Alvida, sorry about that I didn't know that you were up! How are you doing?"
"I'm doing well, thanks to the doctor and her apprentice here."
"That's good, the old lady seems quite knowledgeable about medicine."
Oh no, Nao did the one thing I was trying to avoid doing. I turn to Dr Kureha who looked like a fuse had just snapped in her head. "What did you just say girly? I will have you know I am not old. I am a youthful 139 years old!"
"139? That's extremely old, lady!"
Kureha grabs a chair from next to the fireplace and smacks Nao with it, sending her flying into one of the castle walls. " don't you dare call me old again or I'll melt your ass in the damn fireplace!"
Suddenly we hear, voice yelling from one of the open doors that Nao had come through. "What the fuck happened to my castle? Why is there so much damn snow inside?"
Kureha and Chopper immediately mobilize. "Doctrine, sounds like he is back!"
I put my hand up, stopping them both. "I've got this. I have a score to settle with this idiot anyway. The bastard tried to eat my ship. However if I managed to be Wapol and send that idiot packing, I want you to consider my offer to join my crew Chopper.
Before either of them can react I walk out to the castle main hall, and look down over the banisters to see the fat glutton looking around. I quickly start to pump my blood through my body faster. "Second Gear!"
I jump over the railing and yell my attack loud enough for Wapol to hear it. "Gomu Gomu no: Jet Pistol!"
Just as he looks up my fist smashes into his face sending him pummeling into the ground. After a minute he gets up, and looks at me. "How dare you hit a king in his own castle you da- wait what the hell are you doing here? You are that bastard we ran into in the middle of the ocean."
"Yes and I'm here to pay you back for eating my ship you bastard! Gomu Gomu no: Jet Whip!"
I quickly do a sweeping kick that knocks him back to the ground."You bastard!"
Before he can recover I continue to attack him, by jumping into the air pointing my and putting my feet together. "Gomu Gomu no: Jet Spear!"
I hit him straight in the gut with my feet, jumping back on the ground. I wait for him to stand up once more. "Gomu Gomu no: Jet Cannon!"
I send Wapol flying out the door. After following him out I see that he has turned into that ridiculous house form. He quickly eats his two companions. If I remember correctly he had some weird fusion ability. I peak my head back into the castle.
"Nao! Wanna come give me a hand with this idiot by taking out his minions?!"
After calling her she appears in the doorway before quickly turning into ice and snow and reappearing on the ground floor. She follows me out and notices the weird fused forms of Chess and Kuromarimo. She turns her hands to claws of ice and charges, leaving me to focus on fatso. Dr Kureha and Chopper also come out of the castle to watch.
It's then that he looks up and happens to notice the flag of Doctor Hiriluk flying atop the castle. He takes aim at the flag causing me to quickly jump into the air and punch him straight in the face. This causes him to completely miss the flag and instead blow off top of one of the towers next to it.
"Don't touch that flag! The pirate flag is a symbol of faith. It doesn't matter who this flag belongs to, I will not let you touch it. I don't give a fuck if this was originally your castle. You gave up the right to fly your flag when you abandon your country."
"Hey Chopper let me finish these guys off real quick and then we can set sail okay. But would you mind giving me a hand to help me defend this Castle and protect the flag that's flying on top?"
"Right!" Chopper says, stepping up as he takes out one of his Rumble balls and crunches it between his teeth. He then quickly transforms into his arm point and gives Wopal a slap with one of his hooves. The attack easily sends him flying towards me, I hit him back.
"Gomu Gomu no: Jet Pistol!" my punch hit him square in the jawHe bites down on my arm, "oh no you don't! Gomu Gomu no: Jet Shotgun!" I uppercut him in the chin, sending him flying into the air.
"Jump point!" Chopper yells as he springs up into the air. "Arm point!"
Chopper slams down on his head, sending him crashing to the ground. "Nice one Chopper!"
What proceeds next is basically a tennis match between the two of us, with Wopal as the ball. "Ready to send him flying Chopper?!"
Chopper nods and hits him towards me extra hard. Gomu Gomu no… " I stretch my arms back as far as I can possibly get them "...Jet Bazooka."
I hit Wapol in the gut, sending him flying off the top of the mountain before he disappeared into the horizon. The thought of killing him dead briefly entered my mind, but considering he would later go on to make Wapol metal. A material which Franky would use to upgrade stuff later on, it was best to let him live.
'Defeated Wopal! Exp Gain Awarded points, 300!'
Nojiko comes walking out of the castle, just as I sent him flying. "Hello Luffy, what did I miss?"
"Nothing much I just sent that fat king guy flying." I look to the ground to see the dead body of the weird amalgamation of his two minions laying on the ground. "Nao took out his minions!"
I pull her close and give her a kiss. "I'm proud of you Nao! Not only for your work taking those two out but for helping me save Alvida as well."
Just then we hear the sound of a cable car coming up. A fact that I was honestly a little bit annoyed about considering I couldn't get the cable car to work.
As the cable car reaches the top and opens up I notice the rest of my crew piling out of it along with Dalton and some villagers. I quickly move to Dr Kureha and hand the key to the armory. Which had fallen out of Wapol's pants.
"Shoot you mean we missed all of the action!" Sanji says, looking around.
Usopp lets out a sigh of relief"That's okay with me!"
Zoro and Nami quickly run over to Nojiko's side, noticing her bandaged body. "Nojiko are you okay?" they weirdly both say in
almost complete unison. She assures them that she is before proceeding to tell them about the lapahns and their Sarama queen.
"I look around to see if I can find Chopper, hey Chopper! Let's go time to be a pirate with me!"
He suddenly appears from just inside the castle. "That's impossible! I'm far too different! Do you really want a monster like me on your crew? I'm grateful to you for saving my home and for protecting Doctor Hiriluk's flag but I can't go with you. If you want to come by and visit sometime though that's fine!"
" I can see it, I know you want to come with me! So just shut up and let's go!"
Chopper begins to cry a little bit before quickly running into the castle to let Kureha know he was leaving. A few minutes later he comes out running as fast as he can being chased by Kureha. She was giving him the goodbye she gave him in the show by chasing him away with and throwing weapons at him.
He is in reindeer form and I noticed Alvida was riding on his back. "Quick, let's get out of here, the old lady's gone insane!" Alvida yells.
'Successfully recruited Chopper! Exp Gain Awarded points, 350!'
The two of them quickly bored the sleigh that was sitting on the edge. All of the pokegirls minus Nami get recalled to their balls to save space and go flying off the edge gliding down on the rope of the cable car.
BOOOOOM*
As we approach the bottom of the cable car and start riding towards the shore where the Going Merry is moored. We turn to look up to the skies above the mountains lit up pink. Considering the drum shapes of the mountains looked exactly like a trunk of a sakura tree.
"Doctrine!" Chopper begins to cry as he sees the sight of the sakura trees.
In my head I hear the words of Hiriluk. "I will make sakura bloom in this country!"
After Chopper starts to calm down a little bit I put my hand on his shoulder. "That old lady really cared for you didn't she. You will have to tell me what her story is and who's jolly roger that was on top of the castle."
I of course already knew the answer but I figured I would let Chopper tell me as a way to get closer to me. Once back on the ship everyone releases their pokegirls.
"Welcome to the crew Chopper!" Nami says as she gives him a hug.
Slowly the rest of the crew introduces themselves as well. I look to everyone as I say "Let's have a party to welcome our newest crewmate."
After a while the partying starts to die down. Nao and Nami both give me a kiss, as Nami whispers in my ear. "I can feel my farel state starting to come, Luffy!"
"Would you like a taming session?"
She nods as Nao asks, "mind if i join you!"
I look to Nami for her approval, she simply nods. "Of course she can! As your alpha, it is my duty to help you tame my harem-sisters." With that Nao and Nami lead me down to the bedroom. As we reach the bedroom Nami locks the door behind us. "Are you ready Luffy?
She puts extra emphasis on my name. As Nao begins to remove Nami's shirt. She then begins to kiss Nami, as Nami removes Nao's bikini top. Nao responds by quickly removing Nami's bra, as Nami drops her skirt. As the two of them continue to kiss, Nami's tail wags behind her.
Now both topless they turn to me, and both of them lead me to the bed. They sit me down on the edge as Kneel down in front of me. Each of them slowly licking up the side of my hardening shaft. After a few minutes I spray into Nami's mouth.
"Luffy," Nao says, looking up at me. "I've been giving this a lot of thought and I'm ready! I want you to fully claim me as your pokegirl."
Nao stands up and pushes me forward onto the bed. She drops her panties, before climbing on top of me. She positions herself on top of me and slowly sinks down onto my already hard cock. There is a bit of resistance, before my cock penetrates her hymen allowing her to fully sink down. Her pussy feels cold as my cock penetrates. This is probably due to the fact that she's an ice type, but despite that the cold did not affect me at all.
A mixture of blood and her juices tickle down my cock as I take Nao's virginity. She slowly begins moving her hips as she rides my cock cowgirl style.
Not wanting to miss out on the action Nami moves to position her ass in my face allowing me a glance at her pussy. I eagerly start licking her moist folds as Nao continues to ride me.
I move my left hand and start rubbing Nami's tail right at the point where it meets her ass. Knowing that this was one of her sensitive spots it causes her to moan out and pleasure. Nami and Nao begin to kiss as my tongue and cock bring both of them pleasure.
"Oh god! Yes!" Nami yells in between breaths as my hands and tongue work their magic. " That's it Luffy. Show me why I chose you as my master!"
As always she has a slight salty taste to her juices. However despite that she still tastes amazing. As I continue to rub her tail she finally releases, spraying my face with her juices. It's also around this time that I feel my own release coming.
"Nao, I can feel it!"
"Go ahead Luffy! Claim me as yours! Warm my cold body with your hot seed!" Nao yells as she speeds up her movement.
'First threesome with Harem members! Exp Gain Awarded points, 250!'
'Taken Nao's virginity! Exp Gain Awarded points, 300!'
I'm about to ask both of them if they want to go for round two when there is a knock on our door. "Ummm Luffy!"
Uta's voice sounds from the other side of the door. "We have a problem! There's a a marine ship in the distance and it looks like they're sailing right towards us."
"Damn! Sorry girls, it looks like we have to cut our taming session short."
Nao and Nami look a little bit disappointed but ultimately understand that defending ourselves from the marines comes first. I quickly throw my clothes back on and tell the two of them too as quickly as they can. As I start running up to the deck above, a loud boom sounds out as the ship rocks violently.
I watch as cannonballs explode in the water around us. I noticed one flying directly at the mast. "Gomu Gomu no: Ballon!"
My body swells up as the cannonball hits my inflated stomach and bounces back out into the water just narrowly missing the ship that fired it. I look to my left and right and see Sanji and Zoro. They are both using their own powers to slice and kick cannon balls out of the sky.
Nami and Nao appear from below deck, as another cannonball whizzes past Nao's head flying over the deck of the ship. "Nao make me an ice bridge. I'm going to run across the ocean to those damn ships. Nami! Shimo! I want you both to use your water abilities to cover us as we run across the ocean."
"Right!" They both say in unison.
"Everyone defends the Going Merry with your lives!"
Nao jumps down into the water, just as her feet touch the surface it freezes. Nami and Shimo dive off the ship, and into the water next to the small patch of ice. I jump down myself and land on the ice next to Nao. The two of us begin running across the surface of the ocean.
The cannons on the Marine ships adjust their targets so that they're aiming at us. Just as we are about to be hit by a cannonball a blast of water shoots out of the ocean sending the Cannonball off course. Nami pokes her head out of the water as she watches the cannonball fly off.
This continues until all four of us are standing at the bottom of the marine ship. I stretch out and grab the edge of the ship, easily pulling myself and Nao up using my devil fruit abilities. Shimo does a flying leap out of the water landing on the deck next to me and Nami simply phases through the decks of the ship.
I look around to see quite a few marines. Given that the ship didn't have a unique design it probably wasn't anybody notable. I look around until I spot somebody who looks like the highest commanding officer. "I'll take the I'm sure the three of you can handle the riff raff."
" Pirate scum, what are you doing on my ship?!" The captain yells as he charges at me with a cutlass.
I simply sidestep the attack as he swings, a quick scan reveals that the guy was only level 20 with rather unimpressive stats. Although he did have a devil fruit, be a rather lame one.
Theo
Marine captain
Level 20
Str:176
Con: 99
Dex:101
Int: 57
Wis: 43
Cha: 6
Mood, Murderous(you), hateful (Pirates)
Species: Human (Nezu Nezu no mi: Model squirrel)
Health: healthy
"Gomu Gomu no: Pistol!" I punch him right in the jaw, sending him flying across the deck.
He quickly transforms into his hybrid form which looks pretty stupid to be honest. He runs at me on all fours, as I simply jump to avoid him. "Gomu Gomu no: Spear!"
I hit him in the back with the tips of my feet, as they smashed him down into the deck. As he goes through he actually crashes through the ship decks to the bottom deck where the brig is. I jump down to follow him, only to see him unconscious on the floor.
This was honestly disappointing as I was hoping he would put up more of a fight. As I am about to jump up, I hear a female voice behind me. " Excuse me, do you think you could help a girl out?"
I turn to see a girl with lime green hair, and dark teal colored eyes. The God who sent me here must really be messing with me, because I knew who this girl was. Though she should have been at least 20 years older. However this girl looked no older than 18. She was what I called back in my old life the hottest side character in one piece. She was an anime only character that appeared in like one episode of the Impel Down Arc.
She has on a red captain's cloak, and matching red hat. An open orange shirt, that revealed quite a bit of her very ample cleavage. Around her waist is a thick belt that keeps the shirt opening more than it already was and the look is completed by a pair of jean booty shorts. I do a quick scan of her to confirm my suspicions.
Olive
Pirate captain
Level 26
Str:137
Con: 123
Dex:171
Int: 107
Wis: 99
Cha: 189
Mood: Relieved (you), (resentful) Marine captain
Species: Human ( Roulette Roulette no mi)
Health: healthy
Okay now I know the god that sent me here was just fucking with me. Because the roulette fruit was a devil fruit specifically unique to one piece DD from rustage. Before I came here I would enjoy watching one piece DD episodes.
"Are you just going to stand there? I asked if you would help a girl out! She puffs out her chest a little bit as if trying to seduce me into helping her and I must say it was working.
"Why are you here?"
"These marines captured me, and killed my crew. I'm being taken to Impel Down!"
"They killed your crew huh? Then how about you join my crew? That's a far option then the torture of Impel Down."
"I suppose I can do that in exchange for freedom. The name is Olive!"
"Monkey D. Luffy! I say as I look through the pockets of the unconscious Marine captain. After finding his keys I unlock the cell door. I put my hand out, " welcome to the crew Olive."
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