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Who's That Father?
Oh Radio
(Then: Gluttony, Rave Town)
"Fuck this night shift bullshit. It wasn't worth getting fucking weekends off." Roxanne growled as she stumbled back into her shitty squatter's apartment. It was a rundown single living domicile that had the barest of bare essentials. One manageable outlet she used to charge her phone set up by a pile of blankets atop a spring-riddled mattress that she flopped onto. Her phone, almost dead, she plugged in and closed her eyes. She had time to catch a few winks before her stomach caught up with the fact that she was finally home and there was some leftover chili in a half-working ice-box.
Working at the gas station at the edge of town, although only a ten minute walk from her home, was really starting to grate on her nerves. Roxanne was already on notice for assaulting a few customers for making passes at her, and it was so hard not to assault any more tonight. It was bad enough that she was stressed from her band's failure to lock in a gig in three months. Whenever an attempted negotiation happened, she would zone out, thinking about a certain hound she wanted to fuck. It was aggrivating, but she felt like she was wasting time, it had been months after her 'crew' split when two of the shitheads betrayed her friend by fucking each other in his bed–!
Don't. Don't think about it. Roxanne growled to herself. She couldn't believe the fucking gall of that stuck up pureblood! She had the guy every She-Hound thought about fucking one day, a bonafide 'Alpha' in the making, and what did she do? Fucking cheat on him with his asshole of a best friend. A best friend that wasn't even that good of a fuck – yeah, Rox fucked him once; it so wasn't worth it in her opinion – relying entirely on his size and shit! At least the bitch's boyfriend didn't even bother trying to do that. Sure, he wasn't as tall or broad as Vortex was, but he was vicious and spunky. He didn't back down from a challenge and didn't end a fight until he was knocked out or his opponents were. He was a Runt, but he was confident and true to his word.
Arrogant little bitch picked the wrong side. Roxanne huffed as her eyes closed. I'm so close. I just gotta pay off the rest I owe 'Buto...then I can make a move. And if we can get that breakthrough gig–!
The annoying triple-rapid 'buzz' of her silenced phone vibrating across the rotted wood floor made her growl. Who the fuck was calling her at two in the fucking morning?! She snagged the phone and blindly swiped her finger across the screen.
"Whoever the fuck this is, you better fucking pray to Beelzebub herself that I get too fucking high to track you down!" She snarled, too tired to open her eyes after assuring she answered.
"Fuck you, too, Rox." The growl from the receiver had her golden eyes snap open. She grabbed the phone and looked at the contact name 'Runt' accented with a single cracked heart beside it. She pulled her phone off of her charger – thirty-two percent was enough for a phone call – and put it to her ear.
"Well, what the fuck did you want at two in the morning, Uzumaki?" She asked briskly. She didn't bother trying to save face or backtrack, he didn't like it when people were two-faced like that. Frankly, she didn't either. It was annoying and a fucking waste of time.
"I...I need your help, Rox."
"Seriously? It couldn't fucking wait for a few hours?!" Roxanne sat up on her shitty mattress and rubbed her eyes as she growled.
"Look, I'd have fuckin' called someone else, but he's working in Lust right now and I...I don't have a lot of people I trust with this."
"...Shit, what is it? You plannin' a heist or a drug run or something?" She asked. Those kind of freelance jobs paid really fucking well, especially if they were done for a Sin through proxies. They'd done a job like that once before with their old crew, but after the falling out–
"Listen, I just–Fuck, I need you to come watch my puppy so I can run and get her some more formula, alright? The jackass that was supposed to restock while I was on a job got the wrong brand because it was cheaper or some shit..."
Roxanne's hand dropped and her world came to a sudden halt. The brief moment of stopped time slowly resumed as she balled her dropped hand into a tight fist. Her teeth clenched and she growled.
"Rox? You there?"
"You...You have a ...a puppy?"
"...I'm not explaining this over the fuckin' phone. Can I trust you or not?"
That was a warning growl on his end. It was the same growl he gave to the bitch before she and Vortex tried to talk to him at The Bowl those few months ago. The same growl he gave after he re-broke Vortex's jaw and left a mark on the bitch's face for trying to talk him into forgiving their breach of his trust. That was the moment he cut ties with them officially, and he did it very publicly. It was the last time she saw Vortex or the bitch in the same vicinity as him, and the last time she saw him in public in...fuck, so fucking long. He retreated to himself and barely went out to do anything except fight in pits or get some spare cash.
So...how the fuck does he have a Puppy? Rox wondered. Ugh, the curiosity was going to get to her.
"...You better fucking explain everything, Uzumaki." She growled.
"You're the best, Rox." The way he said that caused a thrum of feeling to well up in Rox's chest and her breathing hitched. She bit down on her tongue to keep from letting any weakness show. From exposing herself before she was really ready to. "The fuckin' best, you know that?"
"Yeah, I fucking know I am." Roxanne huffed with a smirk. She stretched and yawned. "I-I'll be there in fifteen, alright asshat."
"Thanks, Rox." His voice sounded soft and sincere and it was causing all sorts of uncomfortable warmth well up inside her.
"Whatever." She huffed and hung up. Roxanne stared at her shitty apartment wall. "Uzumaki has a puppy." She flopped back on her mattress. "How the fuck did that happen?!"
(Now: Gluttony, Hellhound Heights)
When they descended the observatory, they ran into Stolas and he embraced his daughter, both of them spoke too softly for her to listen. That left Loona, who had her arms full with a sleeping puppy, to settle the – for some fuckin' reason – overly emotional Blitzø down as he rushed toward her. Protective instincts and personal annoyance flared, and Loona stopped him in his tracks with a reared back, full-powered, swift kick between the legs. In hindsight, that might've been too much, but it was too late to take it back. She'd make it up to him somehow, but for now, she had other priorities to worry about.
First and foremost, there was her boyfriend, who engulfed her and the sleeping pup in a great, big hug as soon as they popped through the portal back in. He had a few bandages elsewhere and she heard him swallow back a whine when he took Himawari from her. With Blitzø too disoriented to bother protesting or following them, and the married morons – who made some fucking bank while busking; apparently Humans of L.A. had a weakness for shitty, sappy musical numbers – indifferent, she drove the three of them back to his home in Gluttony.
Naruto put their pup to bed while she heated up some leftovers. After they ate, they sat and snuggled together on the couch, talking about what they did that day. Well, mostly they talked about what he did that day – she didn't want to stress him out by telling him about Himawari's near snatching – and how he got the green light for a threesome with his ex and got cut up by the same bitch. Roxanne, turns out, had a huge rage issue that transferred to more than her awesome music. It had been an issue since Naruto met her when they were younger, most fights they'd both been involved in were started by her short temper that wouldn't die down until she was well and truly burned out.
Naturally, given that stressful encounter – which only ended once Naruto had butchered a handful of her security team and pinned Roxanne to her floor, holding her scruff tight; talk about a great mental image Loona wanted him to recreate when they dom that psychotic hot bitch that cut him up – as well as the task Loona gave him left him a little drained for anything really fun. Hence why Loona walked him up to his room, coerced him out of his clothes by shedding her own, and gave him a reward she felt he deserved after suffering so much to help her cross another thing off her bucket list.
"Shit...That feels so fucking good, Loo!" Naruto growled as his head rolled back into his pillow.
From where she knelt between his legs, bobbing her head as she treated her Hound to some careful but determined oral, a rush of Pride raced through Loona. Her sexy boyfriend was always generous with his praise of her appearance whenever they fucked – well, he was generous about it all the time, really; it was, Loona found, one of the best parts of having a partner that cared about her self-worth as much as if not more than the sex she could offer him – but to hear him praise her skill was a different sort of rush. Emboldened by that praise, Loona opened her mouth a bit wider and sunk more of his cock into her throat.
"Ideal Judas–!" Naruto groaned and his back arched. A soft whine slipped out of his mouth before he growled and one of his massive dark paws rested upon her head. A claw stroked along her forehead and she felt a shiver of anticipation coarse through her. "Yes! Hot damn, you're so fucking good at taking my cock!"
Damn straight! Loona growled around his cock and her tail wagged. It took a couple more 'collar snapping' sessions to get herself acclimated to taking all her boyfriend's dick into her throat, and even if his aftercare hadn't been fucking amazing – pun wholeheartedly intended – it had been worth it to meet and surpass the challenge she'd taken on herself only five months ago. Eager for more praise, she sealed her lips around the shaft to suck. The grip on her head tightened just slightly and she felt the mattress jostle as he clenched up with the snarl he let out.
"Ho, fuck!" The snarl tapered into a whine as he pulled his hand away. "Loo, the fu–Shit!"
Yes, there's a good boy, Loona thought as her mouth slid a bit further down and her lips teased his yet-to-swell knot. As she did that, she slipped the hand that was gently fondling his sack under his clenched rear and teased a claw along the crack. She looked up at her boyfriend when he let out a whimper-like sound she attributed to him feeling pleasure. Taking it as a nearly non-verbal permission, she pushed her middle claw up.
"Loona! Sweet fuck!" Naruto's groan turned into a very loud whine and a slight pressure became apparent at the end of her muzzle. A sign that his knot started to swell, and that he was close. Before that could happen, Loona pulled her head back up the shaft with a hard, sloppy suckle, eliciting another whine from her lover, this one just the slightest bit dismayed. Her other hand slowly stroked his dick as she let out a few heavy breaths, and his eyes locked with hers. "Baby, wh–Not complaining, but...Why–?"
"Because you," Loona said, holding his gaze as she pushed her lips to the tip of the phallus in her grasp. The hitch in his breath and low growl he let out made her smirk. "Deserve it, Babe. Just sit back, re-lax, and fucking enjoy it."
"O-Okay..." Naruto gulped and then let his head flop back again as she went back to it with all the enthusiasm she actually felt. "Oh, fuck...Loona!"
"Mm-hm..?" Loona smiled as she cupped the swelling knot and pushed her lips against it. Her other finger slipped into his prostate and gently thrusted. His writhing, growls and whimpers only spurred her on and caused her tail to go full wiggle-wag. Her boyfriend – this powerful, strong, financially successful, unbelievably sexy, incredibly caring male – was acting this way because of her.
It was so fucking empowering.
"Loo–!" Naruto growled and his hand went back to her head. Another firm petting session followed, claws pressed with just the slightest amount of discomfort, enough to also feel weirdly nice – hello dormant masochistic tendencies, that'll be fun to explore later – before he started to put pressure on the back of her head. "Fuck, babe, I need to cum!"
Yes, yes, yes! Good boys get rewards, and good girls get yummy treats. Loona thought as she let him push her muzzle flush with his groin, the bridge of her mouth tried to part to allow his knot to free itself, but she kept a good seal around it. She pulled her finger from his puckered hole and cradled that firm, tight ass in both hands. Then a warm gush rushed through her esophagus and started to fill her belly. Her tail was in full wag and she growled eagerly around her mouthful of cock, careful to breathe through her nose after each swallow.
It took a good few gulps before the flow tapered out and she was safe to pull her mouth away without leaving a mess behind. Once that was done, she pushed herself up on his legs, took a deep breath in through her nose and then let out a slightly watery burp. Her ears burned and folded back as Naruto, in post orgasm high, started to laugh. Embarrassed after her amazing power trip came to an end, she bared teeth and barked at her sniggering boyfriend.
"Shut the fuck up!"
"No, Loo, baby, c'mon! C'mere." He chuckled out and reached down to, again pull her up to straddle him and kissed along her jawline. She grumbled and growled at his affectionate gestures, but did not openly protest his advances. "C'mon, don't be mad. I'm sorry, that was mean. I shouldn't have laughed after you surprised me with that...Babe–Loona, seriously, what the fuck brought that on?"
"I just fuckin' wanted to, alright?" Loona huffed as she laid her head on his shoulder as he held her. One of his claws dipped down between her legs and started to trace around her labia. She let her eyes drift shut and she relaxed into him. "Fuck are you doin', I don't need you to–!"
"I just fuckin' want to, alright," he growled her own words into her notched ear and then kissed it. Loona grumbled, a bit annoyed that her gesture was being nullified, before her breathing started to increase as her blood heated and his fingers danced within her. Naruto kissed down to her lips, and Loona felt her annoyance melt away as she pressed hers back into his. Their mouths molded over and over again, and his tongue wrestled with hers. All the while, his fingers weren't idle and a tightness built inside her. She whined as she continued to be appreciated by her boyfriend until she came from his talented, thick fingers.
"Fuck!" Loona whined and then slumped against her boyfriend as she huffed his scent. Freshly caked in sweat just as she was now, her boyfriend smelt like power. Not generic shit, like, 'strong demon hot', no, he smelt like Sloth's harsh winter winds, a phenomenon that she, Blitzø and Fatass had the misfortune to experience on a job early into their 'careers' as assassins for hire. As much as she hated that experience, she knew instinctively that being in that weather could be fatal for her, and knowing her boyfriend smelled like a Ring's force of fucking nature was an insane turn on.
A moment after her orgasm came and passed, Naruto's unoccupied hand cradled her chin and tilted her head up so he could look her in the eye.
"Loona, if you gave me head because of what happened earlier–"
"You looked like you needed it." She grumbled. He smiled at her and stroked her cheek with his claw.
"Loo, baby, thank you for that treat." Naruto rumbled and gently dipped his nose against hers. "Just...next time you decide to take Pickle along with you up to fucking L.A.–"
"It's not on my fucking to-do list, Babe, I promise."
"Or anywhere else on Earth, please tell me. Just tell me, okay? Shoot a text off, at least, so I don't panic." Naruto sighed as he rubbed his muzzle along hers. She nuzzled back into the affectionate gesture and slid her arms up around his neck. He grimaced – Wolfsbane got a few solid bites in at his throat; only possible because Loona had requested her boyfriend set up a threesome, so he was on defense for most of their fight – before he sighed and kissed her cheek. "But don't think I don't appreciate the hummer. That was fucking amazing, Loo. I'm so down to get one of those every now and then."
"Mm, I'll bear that in mind." Loona sighed as she closed her eyes and nuzzled into his jaw. Some Hounds didn't like giving head – their muzzles weren't exactly made for it, so Loona understood – but she always appreciated a good challenge. And her boyfriend's cum didn't taste half bad. Thinking about it was just going to turn her on again, so she tried to think about something else. Unfortunately, all she could manage was to ask: "So, when are we meeting up with Rox?"
"That...Might be a hot minute." Naruto growled and tightened his arm around her. "Rox said some things that...upset me, near the end."
"Upset you?" Loona snorted as she cracked an eye open to look at him. He growled again and she nipped at the hinge of his jaw. "Babe, c'mon, what'd she–?"
"She compared you and my ex. Insinuated things about me that...probably aren't that far off," he grumbled. He nuzzled into her and she pushed back against him, the both of them rumbled in sync and their tails whapped into the bed. Naruto pulled back first to push first his nose to her hair, flat cool against her skull, to get a deep whiff of her scent. After he did that, he relaxed and sighed. "After she talked shit, I, uh...I...Lost my cool, for a minute, during the fight. She'll need a week, at least, to bounce back, but she agreed to come around after I give her a heads up."
"That's all that really fuckin' matters," Loona said as she took another deep whiff of his thick, wintery stormy scent. He rumbled and nipped her notched ear and she nipped the edge of his jaw. He grumbled and nosed at her ear before he chuffed.
"I love you, Loona." Naruto mumbled into her ear, the tone told her he was close to drifting off. He rolled them a bit so she could get into a more comfortable position curled against him. He huffed again as his head rested atop of hers. "Even if you like to make my life difficult. Just like..." He cut himself off to yawn and his arms around her lost some of their tension. "Our Pickle."
"It's because we love you, Babe." Loona mumbled with a smile as she let her eyes fall shut. Her tail wagged as she considered his words. Yes, Himawari was their puppy, hers and his, his and hers. Maybe they could make it official..? Not with, like a wedding, but legally put Loona's name on her guardianship paper or whatever. Fuck it, those were thoughts for another time. Loona curled into her boyfriend and rubbed her head into his neck. "Love you, Naruto. Go to sleep, babe."
He grumbled something incoherently and lightly swirled his claws around in a circle on her back beneath her hair as his breathing steadied out. She drifted off to the realm of dreams not long after him, and any visions of burning cities or crying puppies that followed she'd blame on that damned visit to L.A. She really hated that fucking city.
(Now: Gluttony, Business Boulevard, Wild Things Facilitated Medical Wing)
Tsunade sat beside the comatose Hellhound still lying flat in his hospital bed. She hummed as she flipped through the chart that had been compiled since he arrived. Trauma to the back of the head – which wasn't all that concerning to her; as far as Tsunade was concerned the oafish comatose Hound was lacking in cognitive function from day one – bruising along the left side of his chest, cracked ribs and a collapsed lung, all of which should have healed within a month. The cause for delay in that regard is due to a highly effective non-lethal neurotoxin that is extremely rare in Hell, but not so much up on Earth.
"Had to be a fucking Aspartame overdose. Fucking dumbass, you just can't control yourself whenever you're around that shit." Tsunade groused. She gave her longtime 'friend' a sidelong glare. "And now you're fucking brain dead for who knows how long."
For humans, aspartame was an additive sweetener that, for some, became an addictive supplement to ingest. Hellhounds, and Hellborn in general, would crank that addiction to the most extreme end. Ultimately, they would wind up consuming too much of the rare substance in an effort to satisfy their craving for it, which would lead to an eventual neurological shutdown as the parts of the brain that housed survival instincts – minimal as they were in most Hellborn – would override cognitive function. The Hellborn brain would then take as long as it needed to cleanse the body of the toxin that caused such a shutdown.
A knock had the busty succubus look up from the bed and then beckon in the very brat that kept herself and the bed bound idiot in question in a loose form of contact. As the dumbass punk she claimed as a Hellchild walked in, his bitch assistant followed and they locked eyes. Tsunade smirked.
"Back for round two?"
"Don't tempt me." The bitch, Prissy-zilla, huffed and adjusted her glasses as she tightened the hold on her tablet.
"Ladies, play nice." Naruto huffed as he strode in, looking remarkably professional for once in jeans and a fitted white shirt that left his neck exposed with a deep V. Tsunade zeroed in on the dark, belt-like accessory clasped around his neck beneath the thick coat of fur.
"Things must be getting serious if you're wearing a collar." She probed, offering the chart to him when he held a hand out for it.
"They are, but that's not why I'm here and you know it," he said dryly as he flipped the chart open. He blinked and then looked up at her. "I don't know what any of this means. Why the fuck am I looking at this?"
"Standard behavioral instinct: you're in charge and you're used to looking over bundles of files in your employee's hands." Tsunade smirked at him and took the chart back when he scowled at her. Teach him to think twice before he just made grabby hands at him. She flipped to one of the most recently added pages, turned the chart towards him and tapped on it. "Here, the tox results."
"..Fucking seriously? Aspartame, again?" He groaned. Tsunade chuckled as her Hellson leaned back, ducked his head down and pinched the bridge of his muzzle as his eyes screwed shut. "Asmodeus dammit, Jiraiya...Why do toxicology screenings take so fucking long? If we'd known about this a week ago, we could have had him back on his feet and fully fucking debriefed by now."
"Because most results have to pass through Sloth." Prissy muttered. She huffed and tapped away at her tablet. "We can get the proper medication here for such an event in a day's time, provided Lady Belphegor still holds us in high regard."
"Why wouldn't she?" Naruto asked, tilting his head and proving Tsunade positively right when she claimed all of Himawari's cute factor came from him. While Prissy and her boss bickered over the where fault of possibly falling out of Belphegor's favor lied, the Succubus in the room let her mind wander as she poured herself a new glass of Beelzejuice.
Most Hellhound breeds had to grow into their 'cuteness' – sans an unfortunate few – but whatever breed came from Jiraiya or his ex were definitely top tier. Tsunade agreed to Hellmother for Minato for a fucking reason, and it wasn't because she treasured her and Jiraiya's friendship or some lame shit like that.
I can't wait for him to have another one with this new bitch, Tsunade thought gleefully. Standard Hellhound wolf-breed the little bitch – Luna, or some shit like that – might be, but she had all the good features purebreds of that line boasted. Hm, she might have to get a look at that little bitch's chart and take her in as a personal patient if she's joining the family. Given the collar Naruto was sporting, that was what she assumed to be the case. It was far too nice for him to not have purchased it himself, but also too nice for him to register as being worth the spending money without someone pointing it out. That 'someone' was likely the cute little She Hound that he was seeing, who – if Tsunade remembered correctly – was also the same bitch that helped pick out Himawari's new purple collar that greatly resembled a blend between Naruto's and that wolfbreed's. If this new She Hound had an end goal of 'keeping him on a leash', there was a good possibility Tsunade's favorite great grand-puppy was going to be very happy in a few months.
"What do you think, Granny?"
"Stop calling me that, you ungrateful shit." Tsunade reactively barked before she crossed her arms and glared at the oversized brat of a Hellhound she basically steered away from following Jiraiya's footsteps or those of his father. "What do I think about what?"
"MidHaven Tower apartments. East side or west?" Naruto asked again, his arms crossed and his left eyebrow arched. Tsunade blinked and looked at Prissy, who sighed as she rubbed her temples.
"He's asking where you would place the imp father of his his girlfriend, in an apartment he agreed to cover the first month's rent of, without consulting his financial advisor."
"I am my financial advisor." Naruto growled. Priscilla snorted.
"Yes, that's why I had to pick out which bundle of makeup your girlfriend would appreciate receiving."
"You we're in the fucking car with her when she grabbed that first set and you use more makeup than I do! Why wouldn't I ask you?"
"Because she is your girlfriend. I have my own I'd like to spoil, and just in case you think I will, I'm not helping you get out of any fuckups you make. Or covering for you if you decide to have an affair."
"Because I'd ever fucking do that. As to why I asked for your help with the makeup, it's called using available resources. Hence why I'm asking Granny–ow." Naruto grunted as Tsunade chucked her glass at his head, it bounced off and shattered on the floor. He glowered at her before he huffed. "I'm not getting you a new glass. I asked for your help because you move around the Rings more than the Toad ever did."
"Of course he didn't move, because he's a bitch." Tsunade scoffed and just took her next drink right from the bottle of Beelzejuice she had on hand. Once that was done, she sighed and leveled her Hellson with a pointed look. "Why are you moving your girlfriend and her...Imp father?"
"Two reasons. One" Naruto held two fingers up. "I don't want my girlfriend to risk being in Pride during Extermination Day." Tsunade nodded, that was understandable, and his middle finger dropped first. "Two, the closer Blitzø lives to us, the more likely he won't notice Loona sneaking her things over to my place, bit by bit."
"So, you're stealing her?" Tsunade smirked. The Hellhound growled.
"Covertly moving her in. She's not his fucking property."
"Naruto, you know better than that."
"He doesn't have a mark on her!" He snapped. Tsunade blinked and crossed her arms. He huffed. "Trust me, I've checked."
"Gross."
"Oh fuck off, Pris." Naruto rolled his eyes at his assistant's snark. He gestured at her and gave Tsunade his pleading big blue puppy dog eyes. "You see what I have to deal with?"
"Ah, yes. Competency in bitch form. The horror," Tsunade said with a huff as the bitch in question scowled at her. Yeah, maybe Tsunade held grudges for a while, but that's what made her so damn good at what she does. "Well, I suppose if you're asking for my help–"
"Which I am."
"Then I would suggest you move them into the East side of the building to give them a better overview of the Ring's main province. It keeps the Imp's attention off of the suburbs." Tsunade hummed as she tapped her arm. "But if you're going to move your girlfriend and her father down here, do it soon. Extermination is–"
"A week away, I know. We sent memos out to our usuals in Pride already and while a few aren't thrilled, we haven't gotten too many complaints." Naruto nodded before he looked at Pris. "Have we?"
"No more than the usual flare of dramatics from our few Sinner contracts…Oh, 'The V's offered a mighty penny for cleanup and territory security." Prissy hummed.
"Deny." Naruto deadpanned. She frowned at him and Tsunade blinked. He looked at his claws. "I've got a long-standing arrangement with another client pertaining to any job Vox might offer our way."
"Oh, and who is this arrangement with? Why is it the first I've heard of it?" Prissy asked with a scowl.
"No one you need to trouble yourself with, Pris. Trust me, this deal goes back before you joined up. The Toad helped arrange it." Naruto clarified as he looked back at the comatose Hound. He huffed and looked at Tsunade. "You on payroll yet?"
"I thought you weren't making me your CMO?" She countered. He growled lowly at her as his right ear flicked – ah, properly annoyed. Good. – before he threw an arm up as his watch started to alarm.
"Your ten o clock is in fifteen–" Prissy started to say only for him to cut her off.
"I know, I know! Granny, just fuckin' sign whatever temp contract makes you happy, get the Toad back on his feet and we can get the detailed shit hashed out later!" He snarled as he whirled on his feet and stormed out of the room. Tsunade crossed her arms and looked at Prissy.
"What's got him so worked up?"
"Queen Beelzebub scheduled a 'casual' meeting, and asked to include Asmodeus," the other she hound said. Tsunade whistled.
"Must want a repeat of Sinsmas."
"Likely would like to use her fellow Sin to entrap him in another sexual arrangement as she did last time, before he used a combination of King Lucifer's backing and an ancient Archdemon magic to counter it."
"Run that by me again?" Tsunade said with a frown. "What 'sexual arrangement'?"
"..He didn't tell you?"
"I'm just asking to hear your side of it–No, of course he fucking didn't!" She snapped.
"Then I shouldn't either. Good day, Tsunade. I'll have some contracts emailed to you before the end of the day. Get one back to us before Friday, if you'd be so kind?" Prissy smirked and dipped out, leaving a furious Succubus behind her.
AN: Whoo fuckin A, that last scene took the longest out of the rest of the damn thing! Geez, I should change this second genre to drama with how dragged out these scenes are becoming.
Also, next time, more Bee! Who doesn't love a vindictive Queen Bee?! I know I do.
..I wonder what Vortex is up to..
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