I do not own anything in this story. Nothing, no person, no place, no thing. Got it! It's all Eiichiro Oda's or anyone else's I put in here as funny references. All respects and rights go to the numerous owners and franchises, etc.

A young pyrate awakes... to the sound of cannon fire.

Oi, Nami! Where are they!? The orange haired girl, a brave woman of the sea replies. "The south it's the south Luffy!" The brave and young pyrate, steps out to face his enemy head on just like he always had before!

GUM GUM RED HAWK! The pyrate, who at this point had just escaped a enormous horde of the navy's manufacturing. was confused as to how they were still in persut of him following their defeat.

Just then, after Luffy launched his attack on them, a dark figure approached him. "Huh, who are you? Are you a marine too?" the darkened man replied, "No, now, DIE , joy-boy!" Luffy was completely unprepared for the dark man's attacks. The onslaught was faster than anything he'd ever seen before, even faster than the monsters and admiral made of light he had just fought.

His body impaled by this dark figure named Imu, the emperor of the sea was in severe pain. Ah, damn it, what the hell are you? An insect such as yourself need not know. The now emboldened pirate unleashed an unpredictable series of attacks. Imu dodged them, then impaled the boy with ease and chose to not say a word as he left.

(em henam. Hehe i said that in gothic.)

The youthful pyrate sat up in an unfamiliar land only to see a strange figure standing above him.

Who are you and where am I? The literally ghastly pyrate asked. The strange figure then introduced him self as A Pimp Named Slickback, a name, Luffy couldn't seem to completely wrap his head around.

"soooooooo why am I here, am I dead, is this heaven?" Yup you is dead. Mrrrrrrr. Monkey D. Luffy. But we folk in heaven got a problem! "A problem?" You ain't supposed to dead you see says it right there! Really? Yep, so now we gotta send yo ass back in time. Oh ok.

The pimp was utterly confounded by this young man's attitude towards the situation he was in but he had seen stranger so he kept his mouth shut.

So uh Mr. Luffy it says here you and yo brothers must be sent back, at the exact time of three weeks before Portgas D. Ace's departure from the Goa Kingdom. This news rang louder than any bell in Luffy's mind; his brother would be there with him "alive" and well.

The pimp continued. But only you three will have dim future memories, ya hear. Oh, ok, but this means i get to see Ace again right, pimp guy! Ye sho nuf. ALRIGHT!

Oh hey Luffy! Whaaaaaat. Y'all guys are going to keep your current strength as it is now, so keep dat in yo mind ok. Oh, ok, AWESOME!

The odd pimp then went on to say the pimp's prayer a, few dozen times while he was pimpin apon the realm of heaven.

(in Goa)

A young man excitedly shouts out for his brother. ACEEEEE ACEEEEE WHERE ARE YOUUUUU!

So does his elder brother. LUFFFFFYYYYYYYYY!

Ace, it's it's really you!? Yeah seems like it. So, uhhhhh, *sniffle* what what do we do now A A Ace? *sigh* "Well" we have about a three weeks to relax and chill out "i guess?" Ok, Ace.

Luffy and his brother began to cry for quite a while at the joy of finally being reunited.

(Two weeks later) So, Ace, I was thinking? What? Ummmmm, should I like go and help my crewmates right now? Hmm, not sure; It's up to you, I guess. you are the captain of that ship, not me. Yeah I don't think i should change time that much; I might do something stupid, so I'll keep it as close as I can to the original time thingy. "Line, Luffy, time line". Ohhhh, riiiight, sorry shi shi shi!

As the brothers explained what they would do with this new found opportunity; they contemplated dynamically changing the world for their own benefit. Although the two ultimate decided against those types of large actions, as they were confusing. Sabo had decided the same even though he was separated from his two brothers.

Three years later. Goa, Kingdom.

As a certain young pyrate was approaching a ship in a barrel.

Hey this barrel's heavy man. Maybe it has some sake in it! Yeah open it up! I SLEPT SO GOOOOOOOD! WHAT THE HELL! Hmm, hey your friend shouldn't sleep there he could catch a cold. YOU'RE THE ONE WHO KNOCKED HIM OUT IDIOT! Oh, well then. GUM GUM PISTOL!

As the youthful pyrate knocked the man unconscious, a certain young man with a dream of becoming a marine, looked on in utter fear.

Hey, who are you? Huh, m me i'm Koby. Hmm, ok. You know where I can get something to eat i'm hungry! Uhhh, there should be a pantry around here some where! Ok let's go!

So, Koby you got a dream? A... dream? Yup see i'm gonna be the king of the pyrates! Huh, king of the pyrates are you crazy!? Maybe but it's my dream and I'm intent on seeing it through to the end, even if I die!

As those words echoed through this young man's mind, a well of courage bubbled up inside him!

WELL I'M GOING TO JOIN THE MARINES AND WHEN I DO I'M GONNA CATCH THAT FAT WHALE ALVIDA FIRST! Just then a land whale named Alvida fell through the floor. WHOM ARE YOU GOING TO CATCH KOBY!? The young pyrate definitely not willing to let his new friend be hurt lashed out with his will.

CONQUERS HAKI*

L L L Luffy what was that d d d d d d did yo yo yo you do that!? Yep, only one in a millon people have that ya know. Have what? Conqures ha- oh the thing I just used. What was it!? Conquers haki. Conquers haki huh, Sounds terrifying. Oh it is i can knock out hundreds of thousands of people at a time with it; it honestly takes a lot of time to learn how to use haki. Any form of it actually. There's other types? Yup armament, observation, and like you just saw, conquers. Wow, uh, shouldn't we get going? Yeah let me just launch this fat lady real quick. GUM GUM BAZOOKA!

As the emboldened lad and his new pyrate friend set out the other notices a orange-haired lass, his heart grew sad, angry and joyful all at once.

Just wait, Zoro I'm coming buddy!

The young pyrate set out to find his friend, who was captured by the evil marines!

Oh, hey! Are you Zoro? Huh, what's it to you? Oh i just wanted to see the guy they're gonna execute tomorrow. Huh!

Zoro, a youthful pyrate hunter, had suddenly been hit with reality! his deal with Helmeppo had been made in falsehood and treachery!

Why? What? WHY ARE YOU TELLING ME THIS!? Ohhhhhhh, well i got a deal for you Zoro! Well spit it out, not like i'm getting out any way. If I go get you swords and set you free; will you please join my pyrate crew? Huh, well... fine, but make it quick. Hey you're running the wrong way! Nope, GUM GUM ROCKET! Huh, what the hell was that!?

Who broke my st- *Conquers haki*

Hmmmmm, Zoro's swords are really cool~ and the blades are very sharp~ and anyone who doesn't think soooo~ is an idiot~! (Think the same melody as the idiot song, the islands in the south are warm and they're heads are really hot~. You know like that)

Hey. Huh you got them? Yup right here, now join my crew. Alright then let's get going. Hold on i have to knock out Koby so he can join the marines. Huh, what Luffy no! *thawack*. Let me juuuuust here it is! Huh a transponder snail? Yup my gramps is in the marines if i call him about this Morgen guy and Koby wanting to be a marine, he can help. Huh ok then, Just hurry up I'm starving. Ok, Zoro!

bedabedabeda bedabedabeda bedabedabeda ca-click* hello? hey gramps! Oh hey Luffy, what is it? Soooo in this Shell town place there's this corrupt marine guy named Morgen, you need to come pick him up, oh and this kid who wants to be a marine. Ok that it? Yup, oh, and gramps! What? I'M GONNA BE THE KING OF THE PYRATES! NAWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! Why you little! *ca-click*

we should get going before he gets here! Yeah, good idea.

A certain clown known as Buggy D. Clown was looking at his B.B.S, he got from Pushy D. Goat and had sharpened by Down D. Stairs. Until a certain rubber dude Gum Gum battle axed him in The face; That same rubber pyrate then ran off.

Hey, what are you doing? Huh, uhhhh, can you save me from these awful pyrates please! Ok. The young and bouncy (pun intended) man then proceeded to strike them all down in an efficient manner.

So uhhh what cha doin here? Oh me nothing. But that's their map? Oh fine i steal from pyrates. You want their treasure? Why you beat them all or something? Yep. HUH? HOW THE HELL'D YOU DO THAT!? Kick, duh.

With Usopp's story, nothing interesting happens, so I'm going to skip past it and Gaimon's island.

At the sea Restaurant Baratie.

SANJI *thunk thunk* DINNER!

as the island approached on the sea, a young pyrate who is filled with determination but not yummy meat, looks upon the sea only to spy a certain gold armored man.

Hey what's your name again? I'm Don Krieg! Oh well then, GUM GUM RED HAWK! As the golden armored man was sent flying, he wizzed by a one Dracule Mihawk, at ludicrous speed.

So, I assume you were the one who sent that man past me? Yep I'm Monkey D. Luffy and I'm gonna be the king of the pyrates. Pyrate king huh? That's quite the statement. Whatever, what are you here for? Well I was here to kill "them" off but you and your crew seem to have done that for me.

Hey! Hmm? My name is Roronoa Zoro and I'm gonna defeat you! I doubt that heavily.

Zoro I'm going to be honest he's going to kick your ass so hard it's not even funny. Huh, how do you know? Because you don't even have haki. Haki the hell's that? Exactly.

A haki user In these parts, my that's quite the oddity. I guess so; hey, ya mind not killing him, he hasn't gone anywhere but the east blue; so ya know not experienced in the world. Hm, i still intend to fight him but *sigh* at a more developed state. Good bye Monkey D. Luffy. Tell Shanks i said high! Huh, oh, uh, sure.

LUFFY WHAT THE HELL WAS THAT YOU BETTER HAVE A GOOD EXPLANATION FOR THIS! Huh, that that was me saving you from instantaneous death. WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU TALKIMG ABOUT I COU- just then as Zoro was about to claim superiority over Dracule; Luffy appeared behind him and started disappearing and reappearing all around Zoro.

Zoro. Huh, what are doing Luffy!? Do you think you can keep up? It was at this moment Zoro had a realization he was absolutely utterly unprepared for what fighting Mihawk actually entailed. Fine, Luffy i get your point. Good i promise one day, you'll get to where you will succeed, that day isn't today sadly. fine just promise me you'll never get in my way again! You got it Zoro!

at the restaurant proper

soooo, this is a sea restaurant huh? Hello welcome to baratie! Oh hey uhhhhhhhh, is Sanji here? Hmm, what di you want with him kid? Oh hey old man is Sanji here? Yeah why? I want him to join my crew! Wha- ahhhh what ever take it up with him.

Hey, are you Sanji? Yes why? Join my pyrate crew! What. Yeah come on it'll be fuuuun; Don't you have a dream or something! What the? GET LOST!

A few days later.

SHITTY OLD MAAAAAAN! Huh, what do you want now you stupid eggplant! Who said you could decide if i can leave!? You idiot I'm the owner and your fired! FIRED!? Yup you heard me get lost, you aren't welcome here no more! Where the hell is this coming from!? The heart. Tch, fine if you want me gone so bad I'll just leave.

Hey sanji, aren't you gonna say good bye? Why it's not like they care. You idot they're right there. SEE YA SANJI! FAREWELL! BYE YOU CRAZY BASTARD! Dammit so that was your game shitty old man. THANK YOU SO MUCH YOU OLD BASTARD!

HEY SANJI COME ON WE'RE GOING! TO HELP NAMI! Hmpf fine. But just because NAMI SWAN IS THERE!