Guess who's back! Back again!

Cell: This crazy fan who is making my life hell. WHY THE FUCK AM I STILL HERE?!

Plot.

Cell: That is some bullshit, and you know it.

I was born from bullshit. And that bullshit, was my mom, and also God.

Cell: ...what?

Anywho! We have a special chalter today! Today, is the first Dragon Ball Super Friends episode!

Cell: Wait what?!

BEGIN THE CHAPTER!

Cell: Wait, I'm not-

Dragon Ball Super Friends

Episode 1:

The Demon Child

Cell was currently sitting on the couch in the Dragon Ball Super Friends house (yes, this is what they called their house and what they called themselves. Roshi came up with the idea though) and was reading a book. The book, however, was some light reading material Cell had recieved from a certain author that Cell, while still pissed at, was also somewhat thankful that he hadn't done a lot of shit yet. But, Cell sat on the couch alone, as everyone else went somewhere else.

Just then, however, Frieza came into the room in a rush. "Cell! Have you heard the news?!" Frieza questioned.

Cell looked up from his book. "No. And what news? We don't have cable yet."

"Black is having a child!" Frieza revealed. (To those who don't know, Black is Goku Black. They just call him Black.)

Cell's jaw dropped. "Holy shit, he's gonna be a mother?!"

"What? No!" Frieza said. "He got his girlfriend pregnant and they're at the hospital now!"

Cell put a bookmark in his book. "Then why the fuck are we still here?! We need to see this child now!"

"Well then come on!" Frieza said as the two ran out the front door and flew to West City Hospital.

The two landed in front of the hospital and entered the lobby. Frieza lead the way as the two ran through the hospital until they made it to the elevator which was openning. The two gasped as they saw that it was Black, Zarbon, Roshi, and Black's girlfriend Towa (Dragon Ball Xenoverse/Heroes character) who was in a wheel chair holding something that was wrapped in a blanket.

"Holy shit, is that the child?!" Cell asked.

Black nodded as he pushed Towa's wheelchair towards them while Towa wore a hospital gown and looked incredibly tired. "The baby is just fine Cell," Black said. "He's just fine." Towa smiled as Cell and Frieza saw the baby.

The baby had tan skin like Black did so he looked like a normal human, but his hair was white. The baby was sleeping, so they didn't see his red eyes. The baby, was fairly normal otherwise and could easily pass as human or Saiyan, since it also looked like he had a white tail coming from the blanket.

"When the hell did you two have sex and have a child?" Cell asked.

"It was roughly 8 and a half months back," Black said. "To think he looks like a Saiyan is amazing... yes it is..."

"What's his name?" Frieza asked.

"We're still thinking on a name," Towa said. "Who knows. Maybe a name from the reviews will be the pick for him." She then giggled a bit as she looked at the reader while winking.

Cell and Frieza looked around and saw nothing where Towa was looking at. "Who the fuck are you talking to?" They questioned.

"Boys, it doesn't matter right now," Roshi said as he looked at the bio-android and Frost demon. "What matters is us getting home... this has been a pretty exciting episode, and I dare say that this might have the most plot behind it yet."

"Yes, not to mention it makes me just want to find my own girl, and give her a good fuck. OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHOOOOOOOO!" Zarbon said.

"Shut up! This is a hospital damn it!" A doctor yelled at Zarbon.

Cell rolled his eyes. "So... I may say this weirdly, but what race is he?"

Black and Towa looked confused. "What?"

"What race is he? Cause technically, Black is a Pure Saiyan, and Towa is a Pure Demon or whatever. So is he a half demon, half Saiyan, or what?" Cell asked.

Black and Towa looked at each other before looking at Cell. "Probably," they responded, completely unsure about it.

Cell shrugged. "This is gonna be a bother..." Then the cast walked out of the hospital before Cell realized something. "Wait, are we gonna fly home, or what?"

Black chuckled grimmly. "You forgot I borrowed a car Cell," Black reminded even though Cell remembered that Black actually slaughtered the owners of the van they had, including their dog. Black unlocked the doors of the Mystery Machine and then they all got in and drove back to the Dragon Ball Super Friends House, with an extra member to their party.

And that will be this short chapter since these chapters should be at least a one minute to four minute read. AND THAT IS RIGHT, BLACK AND TOWA HAVE A CHILD!

For those who don't know who Black is, he is known as Goku Black. A character who swapped bodies with Goku in Dragon Ball Super and used his body to murder all mortals for his Zero Mortal Plan. He used the Super Dragon Balls to do so, and he used a Time Ring he got from a Supreme Kai known as Gowasu in order to go to the future and kill them all because of Trunks's sin of using a Time Machine.

For those who don't know who Towa is, she is a demon of the Demon Realm, and the younger sister of Dabura. In Dragon Ball Xenoverse, she alters the timeline so she can gather enough energy to revive the Demon Realm, and also to strengthen Mira, a android she made to help her and to also be future king, only to absorb her in Xenoverse 2, and to ultimately die, leaving a resurrected Dabura and his creation, Fu, to alter history and avenge Towa.

Sorry for also geeking out, but someone's gotta explain it. If you all like the story so far, then please follow and favorite. Also, for this chapter's reviews, please give me a name that should be for the son of Towa and Goku Black, who is Half Demon and Half Saiyan!

Thank you, and have a good day.