THE LORD OF DANK MEMES HAS RETURN!
Cell: Right...
Cell, I recommend you shut the fuck up, cause I feed you and pay your damn bills, SO SHUT THE FUCK UP BITCH!
Cell: Not that I would have a choice.
You bet damn well you don't! Anywho! THE MOST SERIOUS CHAPTER HAS ARRIVED WITH THE MOST DANGEROUS FOE YET!
Cell: Beerus?
No.
Cell: Goku?
Also no.
Cell: Zeno?
On vacation.
Cell: Then who?
All For One: Try me.
Cell: OH PLEASE, FUCKING NO!
BEGIN THE CHAPTER!
Cell: FUUUUUUUUUUUUU-
Cell vs All For One
Cell currently now stood in his arena yet again as a new day came. Today, something felt odd however. It felt so odd, that Cell wanted to kill something.
And he doesn't get that feeling much.
"Hey Cell," Cell's trusty sidekick, Kermit the Frog, greeted as he walked up to Cell. "Do you feel on edge or something today?"
"Yeah, yeah I do Kermit," Cell said. "Something just feels wrong. And I'm not talking about how I couldn't feel my dick after I fucked Cellette." For those who don't know, on Valentines Day, Kermit gave Cell a female android who looked like Cell which was known as Thot-Droid 9000, but Cell renamed Cellette.
And no, Cell was getting anymore children. Depressed Jimmy-I mean Cell Jr. was enough.
"Holy shit, you couldn't feel your meat?" Kermit asked.
"Nope! I went fully in and even went Golden. My, I have never heard such a high pitched moan before in my life," Cell said.
"OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHOOOOOOOO!" Came the gay moan of Zarbon, which echoed through the middle of nowhere that Cell and Kermit stood.
Cell then sighed. "Maybe I'm just being paranoid..."
"Perfect Cell!" A very familiar masked voice said.
Cell froze and so did Kermit as they looked at each other before they looked at the newcomer. He wore a suit, a black business suit at that, and also black shoes as well. Overall, this would appear normal if it weren't for the life support mask he wore as well.
"All For One," the two DevilArtemis Universe Representatives said.
"Indeed, and I have returned!" All For One announced.
"Let me guess, you have some pathetic plan we can stop?" Cell questioned as he turned to fully face All For One. "Well too bad! We're gonna stop your ass!" They didn't expect the villainous overlord to start laughing. "What the fuck is so funny?"
"Did you think I would come back with a plan that you could stop?" All For One rhetorically asked.
"Yes," Cell and Kermit said at the same time.
"That was a rhetorical question and you know it! Besides, I have come back with my plan fulfilled!" All For One revealed.
"What?! This is a first!" Kermkt exclaimed.
"Yes... yes it is," All For One said as his hands moved up to his mask, and he began to take it off.
Cell and Kermit didn't expect this and they both suddenly tensed up, Cell ready to charge his Ki and blast All For One into space, and Kermit ready to use which ever form he wanted to use. He might go Buff as all fucking hell, or maybe even use the power of the drugs he had when he achieved the powers of a god.
But, what they didn't expect was All For One's mask to drop to the ground, and for them to stare into the eyes, the real fucking eyes, of All For One.
His hair was medium sized, and quite messy. It was dark green though, and his eyes were cold, youthful, and also green. His smile was chilling as he looked at Cell and Kermit.
"You two both looked rather weird when I was using my Quirk to look at you both, but now you both look like you make sense..." came the surprisingly masculine voice of All For One.
"My god..." Cell said.
"How does he look like Darth Vader with a mask on yet he looks like a normal civilian otherwise, THIS MAKES NO SENSE!" Kermit exclaimed.
"Yes! It does make sense!" All For One said as he took the familiar stance that belong to Frieza. "AND I, AM IN MY PRIME AGAIN!"
Cell gritted his teeth. "Shit, there is no telling what he could do if he's in his prime!"
"Yeah, not to mention me just giving him a beat down or popping a cap in his ass won't probably work either," Kermit agreed.
"I suppose just using my name as a villain won't work much now..." All For One said as he stood straight and tall while looking at his right hand. "I suppose I should go by my real name again."
"Real name?" Cell questioned.
"Yes... my name..." All For One began as he looked at his enemies while balling his fist dramatically when looking at them, "of Hisashi Midoriya."
To be continued...
OH SHIT, ALL FOR ONE HAS MADE AN APPEARANCE, AND SO HAS HIS TRUE-
Cell: But didn't we confirm Kaggy was All For One?
Shallot: And isn't the theory that All For One is Izuku Midoriya from My Hero Academia's father very pathetic and has very low chances of being true?
Well, yes and yes. BUT THIS IS A FANFICTION AND I SMOKE WHAT THE ANARCHIST IZUKU SMOKES GODDAMN IT!
Shallot: What does he smoke?
*hands Shallot a golden cigarette*
Shallot: *smoked it and suddenly was serving around* HAHA, I'M HIGH AS FUCK! *started to try walk and nearly fell down a few times*
Cell: Damn, that shit must be strong.
It's 50 times more potent than Ghost and Bruce Banner combined. Of course it's strong.
So All For One has finally made his appearance in this story! And that means he's gonna reappear multiple times! Mainly in the My Hero Academia episodes but also in his own episodes with his new identity!
I also support the All For One is Hisashi Midoriya theory and find that I like it a lot. I also support a lot of theories. But anywho, please leave a follow, favorite, and review for more! Thank you all and have a good day!
