I'm back! And this time, I'm doing another normal chapter!
Cell: I have a bad feeling about this.
Shallot: It's not me! I swear!
Yeah... But this chapter... is gonna be a bit chaotic.
Cell: Chaotic how?
...no comment.
Cell: Shit.
Cell vs Elmo
Cell and Kermit were walking around West City in the middle of the night. Both just got out of a store and were making their way back to the DBS Friends house with what they bought.
"So you're sure that buying shit at night is more safe than in the day?" Cell questioned his muppet companion.
"I'm positive. Besides, the heroes are always out in the day, and this is the best time to get the stuff to get high and drunk as fuck," Kermit answered.
Cell rolled his eyes. "I'm not reassured by that sense that means that villains or criminals will be out now."
They started walking in a back alley. "Cell, we'll be fine," Kermkt reassured.
"By the way, what street are we on again?" Cell asked as they exited the alley.
"Um, let's see," Kermit said before looking at the sign and gasped and looked at Cell. "Cell, I think we stumbled into the wrong neighborhood."
"What makes you say that?" Cell asked before they heard a gun being cocked behing them and it being pointed towards them.
"Alright bitches, hand over your loot or I'll pop some caps in y'all's asses!" A high pitched and annoying voice said.
"That's why," Kermit said as he turned around with Cell and they saw that the mastermind that was robbing them, was Elmo.
"Oh, it's you. You should've remembered what would've happened if you showed your muppet ass in this hood," Elmo said.
"Kermit, what the fuck did you do to piss of Elmo?!" Cell questioned.
"I may or may not have took a shit in his cookie jar when I spent the night at his place," Kermit said.
"WHAT THE FUCK KERMIT?!"
"Alright, now hand over all your shit, or else y'all be kissing dirt and the Cookie Monster's ass," Elmo ordered.
"Why his?" Cell asked.
"Because he also his enraged by what Kermit did to the cookies, and because he ate his shit, thinking it was chocolate cookies!" Elmo said.
"Like hell I'll hand over this loot, bitch!" Kermit said as he flipped off Elmo.
"That was a very wrong move, muppet," Elmo said. "Any last words?"
"OH SHIT, IS THAT DEKU IN AN ELMO COSTUME?!" Kermit yelled for what seemed like no reason.
"What?! Where?!" Elmo asked as he looked around behind him before someone appeared and blew him up.
"Thanks for the save Bakugo," Kermit said.
Bakugo grunted before holding up the Sesame Street representative's corpse. "Deku?" He sniffed it and shook his head and dropped him. "Deku..." He then ran away, while also saying Deku.
Cell just stared at the scene and looked shocked. Since when did Kermit become friends with Bakugo?
"Well, let's get out of here!" Kermit said as he turned around and raised his hand in the air and started to walk away.
Cell followed shortly after, and he sighed. "This might be the dumbest episode yet..."
I was recommended to do a Cell vs Sesame Street episode. I only knew Elmo and Cookie Monster.
Kermit: Yep!
Cell: ...
Shallot: ...
Roshi: HEY BOYS, I THINK I FOUND THE ONE PERSON WHO I ACTUALLY LOVE!
Cell: Wait, what?!
Roshi, tell me all about it and then we'll make the next chapter about it!
Roshi: Very well, I will tell you my story... But first! Follow, Favorite, and REVIEW THIS STORY!
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