Well… let's get this party started.
Shallot: Party?
The next chapter dumbass…
Shallot: Oh. Right…
Anywho, let's get this chapter rolling. I've been neglecting this story for too long. So let's begin the chapter, so you savages can see...
Cell vs Todoroki
"So, the arena is still empty?" Kermit the Frog asked Cell.
"Yep, nothing bad has really happened besides the usual," Cell answered. "No one trying to attack me, be the mother of my children, or trying to waste my time."
"That was very descriptive…" Kermit commented, questioning Cell's sanity.
"At least you don't have a Fanfiction author up your ass," Cell said, which was followed by a Zarbon moan.
"So, this is the place Midoriya sent that ping…" came the cold, half-emo voice of a teenage boy as Cell and Kermit turned and looked at Shoto Todoroki of the My Hero Academia multiverse. "But he's not here…"
"Who the fuck are you?" Cell asked.
"I'm Todoroki Shoto," he said. "Where's Midoriya?"
"Who's Midoriya?" Cell questioned.
"What is Midoriya?" Kermit also questioned while making a reference to Avengers: Infinity War.
Todoroki glared at Kermit. "You're not funny."
"And you look emo!" Kermit retorted. "So, what's your emotional backstory?"
Todoroki was confused. "My what?"
"Your backstory! What happened to you to make you emo?" Cell repeated. "It has something to do with your scar, right?"
"The scar I have is because my mother poured boiling hot water on my face when I was five because my father abused her into making four kids, I'm the fourth and final one, until they had a Quirk marriage, which is also me, and she was so frustrated at my father that she threw boiling hot water at my left eye and scarred me, all because my father beat me up until I was so hurt and tired that I could've died!" Todoroki shouted. "So fuck you!"
"Oh, he has daddy-issues," Cell said to Kermit.
"That, and Sasuke-Syndrome," Kermit added.
"What?" Todoroki questioned. "What is Sasuke-Syndrome?"
"It means you're emo," Kermit said.
"Oh my fucking god, I'm about to slap you," Todoroki threatened.
"Jokes on you, Cell already does that to me," Kermit revealed.
"Yep!" Cell announced before back handing Kermit.
Todoroki grunted before he tossed fire at Cell and Kermit, and lit half of the arena on fire. "I hate those kind of people…" That was the last thing he said before Cell snapped his neck.
"And who says he was capable of beating me?" Cell asked while Kermit flipped off Todoroki's corpse.
"Suck it bitch!" Kermit yelled with Zarbon moaning in the background.
#SasukeSyndrome
(Confirming Roshi Arc since I'm here!)