For Thanksgiving, here is a special family dinner of the characters of the DevilArtemis Universe!

Cell: …

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Cell Vs Dr. Gero (Part 3)

Gathered around a table in a house in who knows where, gathered by the holiday known as Thanksgiving, gathered by the need to be thankful for their shitty lives bestowed upon them by Dr. Gero, the (known) androids of the world of Dragon Ball Z have gathered to celebrate Thanksgiving with their father, Dr. Gero.

At the table sat Cell, Cell Jr., androids 17, 18, 16, 19, 21, 8, 13, 14, 15, and 22, who's head was twitching and was clicking his tongue. At the head of the table was Dr. Gero, or their father.

"Happy Thanksgiving everyone," Dr. Gero said, with a bit of the guests groaning 'Happy Thanksgiving,' besides 13, 14, 15, 16, 19, 21, and 22.

"You know… why the hell are we all even here?" Cell Jr. asked.

"Because it's a… family tradition, to celebrate Thanksgiving as a family. So here we are," Cell answered.

"I'm surprised you even came Cell," Dr. Gero commented. "Especially after last time I… visited." He looked at 17 and 18, "I'm surprised you two even came as well."

"I only came, because I'm homeless and I need a break from all of the animals where I used to stay in the fucking woods," 17 said. "I'm also hungry."

"Krillin thought it would be great if I spent it with you after I told him about the tradition," 18 said. "And I'm out of here as soon as dinner is over."

"Well then fine," Gero said. "I at least have the others to keep me company."

"Wait a minute, who the hell are those three?" Cell asked while pointing at 13, 14, and 15.

"They are androids 13, 14, and 15," Gero answered. "They were going to kill Son Goku for me since you were too busy making videos with Kermit the fucking Frog."

"Well fuck you too!" Cell retorted before flipping him off. "I have found my own best friend, while you used fatty over here," he pointed his thumb at 19, "as your little sumo baby because we all left faster than your old fucking mind could see!"

13 stood up and pointed his index finger at Cell, while yelling, "Objection! Everyone here besides me, 14, 15, 19, and 22, all left because they didn't like the doctor's plan to destroy Son Goku. We plan on making that dream of his a reality!"

"And how are you going to do that? Fight him?" Cell questioned. "Please, he has fucking God energy! He can whip all of your asses because you all are fucking weak!"

"Well that is why I made a plan to actually kill him!" Dr. Gero retorted. "It involves this!" He then placed a shotgun onto the table and Cell instantly put his hands into the fucking air.

"Holy shit!" Cell exclaimed.

17 was confused. "What? It's just a shotgun."

"A shotgun from the DevilArtemis Universe!" Cell added. "Which can erase someone from existence!"

17 raised his arms into the air, with 8 and 18 also putting their hands into the air while Gero chuckled. "Yes. And I will use this to kill Son Goku, once and for all!"

"But wouldn't they use the Super Dragon Balls to revive him?" 21 asked.

"The Super what now?" Dr. Gero asked.

"The Super Dragon Balls," Cell said. "They can grant ANY wish, including reviving someone who has been erased by a DevilArtemis Universe shotgun, the Hakai, and a lot of other things. But last I checked, they were hidden, so they probably won't be used to bring him back."

"Hmph… those might be a bit of a problem…" Dr. Gero said. "But nonetheless, I will still kill him!"

"And when they revive him?" Cell wondered.

"Then we'll leave him alone," Dr. Gero said. "Killing him only once is enough for me to be satisfied and for me to get my revenge!"

"You know, why do you want to kill him?" 17 asked.

"Because he nearly destroyed the Red Ribbon Army!" Dr. Gero answered.

"And you never thought of using the Dragon Balls to revive it?" 16 asked.

"Well I-..." Dr. Gero was silent. "Huh… I never thought about that…"

"...well, can we… you know… eat?" Android 8 asked.

"Um… sure… yeah, go ahead…" Dr. Gero said before putting his head onto his hand and then started rethinking the whole, 'killing Son Goku' thing.

Cell started eating before realizing something. "Wait, who cooked this food?" He asked.

"Android Twenty-Tw-" Dr. Gero eyes then widened before he looked at the food.

"EBOLAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!" 22 shouted, everyone realizing that the food they were eating was turkey infused with Ebola and cheese.

"3… 2… 1…" Cell Jr. counted down before Cell ran for the bathroom and throwing up into the toilet. "Well, we can considered this a ruined Thanksgiving."

21 nodded. "Now then…" She looked at 13 with a grin. "Let's see what else these androids can do~..."

13 backed up. "What does that mean?"

"It means run," 16 began. "Run for your goddamn life."

Happy Thanksgiving (at least when I wrote this)! This is something I planned awhile ago. So I decided to make it for a Thanksgiving Special for the fanfic!

Cell: *still throwing up into a toilet*

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*Click* Elay: EBOLAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!