Before this chapter was written, I actually wrote a basic script for it! Am I going to follow it? Probably not!

Cell: Then why did you write it?

Who knows. Maybe to get the idea out of my head.

Cell: …

Beginning chapter!

Cell vs Call of Duty Zombies Part 2 (check part 1 out on YouTube first)

"Grrrrrah!" A zombie yelled before it got shot up by Cell with his AK-47.

"Cover me Zarbon, I got to reload!" The bio android said as he popped out the empty magazine in the AK-47 and put in a new magazine as Zarbon shot up the zombies that entered the room he and Zarbon were camping in.

"I'm surprised we lasted this long Cell," Zarbon commented, trying to start a conversation.

"Well of course we have, especially since we have a mystery box!" Cell replied. "But I'm almost out of ammo for my AK!"

"Well, then why don't we hit it up? OOOOOOOHHOOO!" Zarbon asked before he did his weird moaning thing.

"Because I can't trust you with the last zombie!" Cell answered. "The last time I did, you killed the last zombie!"

Flashback to Part 1

"Come on Ray Gun, come on Ray Gun baby!" Cell chanted as he hoped to get the Ray Gun MK2 from the mystery box before he heard a gunshot. "Zarbon, what the hell was that?!"

Zarbon appeared around the corner while holding his pistol. "I… may have accidentally shot the last zombie…"

"GODDAMN IT ZARBON!" Cell yelled as the next round began.

Back to the Present

Zarbon reloaded his pistol. "It was an accident."

"That's what you say-" Cell threw his empty AK-47 at the opposing zombies which stalled them a bit, before pulling out an Uzi and lighting them up, "-every time!"

"Then how about I give you my gun while you hit up the mystery box?" Zarbon suggested. "Or teleport us out of here with Instant Transmission?"

"First, I can't do that because of Call of Duty bullshit," Cell answered. "Second, that's actually not a bad idea." Then he shot the last zombie. "Let's get the fuck out of here!"

Zarbon then put a hand on Cell's shoulder. "Indeed." Then Cell used Instant Transmission and they got out of the zombie filled building.

As they arrived at West City, Cell's destination, they both sighed in relief. "Finally… we're home at la-" Cell then stopped talking as they saw that there were still zombies and that the zombies had overran West City, and also that parts of the city were on fire.

"Grrrrrraaaaaaaaah!" A zombified Saibaman shouted as it ate some random person alive.

"Holy shit…" Cell said as they reloaded their guns. "This is about to get nuts…"

Kermit looked at the computer screen before looking at Cell. "So this is what you've been working on for the past few days?"

"Yep, and I gotta say. It's pretty good. Right?" Cell asked his muppet friend.

"..." Kermit then stood up. "It's so weird, I fucking love it."

"Ah ha, ha. Hello," Cell said, satisfied by that answer.

Cell: ...yeah, I'mma go get a therapist.

Probably for the better. ROSHI!

Roshi: Yes?

It's coming…

Roshi: Oh shit, really?!

Really. The Second War is coming.

Cell: OH COME ON!