The second chapter is getting a follow up! Finally!
Cell: Jigglypuff, are you ready?
Jigglypuff: You bet I am! Let me waste this motherfucker!
Cell: That's the spirit.
...they're getting deep into character.
Cell vs Team Four Star Nappa (Part 2)
"Jigglypuff, use rollout!" Cell ordered as the serious Pokémon battle between Cell and Nappa started.
"Jiggly, jiggly, jiggly, jiggly," Jigglypuff then started rolling in place unbelievably fast before he took off after Nappa's Saibaman, nicknamed Vegeta Jr. "PUFF!"
"Woah, dodge it Vegeta Jr!" Nappa shouted.
As the Saibaman tried to dodge by jumping into the air, Jigglypuff had rolled into the Saibaman by jumping at him while rolling. The attack landed, and the Saibaman hit the ground hard. Sadly, the Saibaman got back up.
"Good job Jigglypuff," Cell said.
"Wow, that was good," Nappa said. "But now it's our turn! Vegeta Jr., use Acid!"
"Again?" Cell questioned before the Saibaman spat acid at Jigglypuff. "Dodge!" Jigglypuff jumped backwards and dodged the attack. "My Jigglypuff can dodge bullets. Your Acid attack doesn't do shit with it's low fire rate."
"Then it's a good thing that I have this!" Then Nappa pulled out a crystal, and put it in his left gauntlet.
"The fuck?" Cell questioned.
"Behold, my Z-move!" Nappa said as he put his arms forward, and his Saibaman doing the same until they formed a Z with their arms. "Now, use Breakneck Blitz!"
"Jigglypuff, use Sing," Cell said. Then his Jigglypuff sang the Saibaman asleep, and then Cell shouted. "NOW USE THE BEGONE THOT!"
"Prepare to die motherfucker!" Jigglypuff said to the sleeping Saibaman. "BEGONE THOT!" He then backhanded the Saibaman and defeated it.
"VEGETA JR., NOOOOOOOOOOO!" Nappa exclaimed. He sighed before returning the Saibaman to it's Pokéball. "That was a good match. I can't believe you beat me."
"Your Saibaman is fucking trash," Cell replied. "And that's not even a Pokémon either!"
"Tell you what, I know a guy," Nappa began. "He can get you an invite so you can travel the planet, and become a Pokémon Champion. He already gave me an invite," he pulled out a letter, "and I want you to become my rival."
Cell was considering it for a moment. "What's the catch?"
"We travel together, and we make all of the thicc Pokémon bitches want to work for us with our fame and infamy!" Nappa answered.
"Ah ha, ha," Cell had his MLG glasses on and his chin between his thumb and pointer finger as he smiled. "Hello."
"So, what do you say?" Nappa asked.
"Count me in," Cell said.
What new adventures await the perfect being, now that he's going on a new journey? Will Cell become the Pokémon Champion? Will the thicc Pokémon bitches bow down to him? Why is a Saibaman a Pokémon? Find out next time, on Dragon Ball Z!
Cell looked at the sky and at Lego. "You know we can see and hear you, right?"
"Shit!" Lego shouted before disappearing. "You saw nothing! Oooooooh!"
Cell was silent before looking at the reader. "Yeah, I need a vacation."
Cell: *kicked open the door to the room* Why the fuck were you in my chapter?!
Uh… fuck you. *backhands Cell* ROSHI, GET THE NEXT WAR ARC STARTED!
Roshi: Alright. I'll call up the Shie Hassaikai.
Cell: Wait, the arc is going to be canon?!
Yep! He got his own special for a reason.