HIIIIIIYAAAAAAAH!

Roshi: So the day has finally come…

Cell: The Second Coochie War Arc finally is here, and soon will end…

Yes it will. But… Not the way everyone expects it to though…

Cell: Hmm?

Nothing. Begin chapter.

Raid on Shie Hassaikai: Part 1

It started in the room of which had a frame of a woman on it. Chisaki was staring at it. "Sorry… things are about to get a bit rowdy… I'll avenge you all the same though…"

After that, the view shifted to outside the Shie Hassaikai compound, where the normal raid members were, alongside Cell, Kermit, Muten Roshi, Emo Gohan, Slick Goku, Prince Vegeta of the motherfucking Saiyans, Goku Black, and Ugandan Knuckles, otherwise known as *tongue click* Elay.

Nighteye looked at every member of the raid. "Remember, this will be a very dangerous raid. If you wish to drop out to avoid any genital scarring, now would be the fucking time."

Nobody made any moves or anything. They all just stood there. Nighteye nodded. "Good. Because we need everyone we can get if we wish to stop the Second Coochie War."

"Alright, listen up," Roshi said. "We all have our tasks." The Turtle Hermit looked at the Fat Gum agency. "You three are to stop anyone from killing us once we enter the building." He then looked at the Ryukyu agency. "You are to stay up here and take down every single one of these bastards, and then throw them into a jail cell." He then turned to the rest of the Nighteye Agency. "Y'all are joining the main crew so we can kick Chisaki's ass."

"And seeing as this might prompt the Second War, something we can't afford," Nighteye began. "Do not hesitate to kill anyone… especially Chisaki." Nighteye sighed. "This day is not gonna be pretty."

"Alright, I'mma read the warranty," Roshi said before pressing the button on the wall right next to the gate. Once he got a reply, he shouted, "THIS IS A FUCKING RAID ASSHOLE! LET US FUCKING IN IF YOU WISH TO FUCKING LIVE!"

Then the gate opened, before a buff man came and attempted to kill at least one or two heroes. The man was then killed by Goku Black, who made a Ki Scythe and chopped his head off.

The body dropped to the ground, and Cell stepped forward. "I recommend surrendering unless you all wish to die," Cell said. As a response, the Hassaikai Goons all ran forward, using their many Quirks to try and delay the raid team. "Death it is."

The next few seconds were a complete bloodbath. Roshi had used his staff and beat the shit out of several goons, impaling and cutting many of them. Goku black had made several Ki Blades and sliced many limbs off of the goons, and even shot several Ki Blades at a goon and they exploded the goon. Cell had simply slapped a few of the goons with a back hand and punched a few of them, snapping their heads with said punch.

"This is an absolute slaughter," Emo Gohan said before he took a swig of his tequila and threw the bottle to the ground before suddenly transforming, his hair spiking up and turning white, his eyes also becoming red. "El Blanco may be overkill, but it's worth it."

"You bet it's overkill son," Slick Goku said before he fired a small Ki Blast and killed a platoon of goons. "But this whole raid is."

The raid team broke inside of the building, and they charged forward, before Nighteye opened the secret entrance to the basement of the Shie Hassaikai's base. The door opened and three goons came out, but they were easily defeated by Nighteye, Lemillion, and Deku. The group then pushed down into the base. There was a wall blocking the way, which was then destroyed by Deku and Red Riot.

"So far so good," Nighteye said. "We just need to keep pushing forward."

"You bet damn right we need to," Roshi said before he noticed someone was walking down the hallway towards them, putting most of them on edge.

"When the smoke hits I get stable. Come around, come arou-ound~…" the man sang. He had messy untamed bed head hair that was brown, slightly tired brown eyes that still had a sense of seriousness in them. He wore a simple white shirt, black jeans, black shoes and white socks, and also had black gloves that didn't cover his fingers. He yawned before he looked at the raid team. "I'll come arou-ound~."

"Wait, stand down!" Cell shouted. "That's Lego!"

"Yep, I'm here to help you bitches," Lego said.

"Maybe you should get a haircut and not look like you can out of a fucking dumpster," Prince Vegeta commented smugly, gesturing to Lego's messy bed head hair.

"Eh… I just want to let it grow out and let my hair do it's own thing," Lego said, brushing some hair out of face though it just came back. He looked down, before looking up and smiling. "Let's do this!" He said.

It was at that moment that the floor opened up under the main raid team, in which everyone but a bunch of police officers fell down. Everyone landed on the floor hard, but the fall wasn't enough to kill anyone. It wasn't meant to.

"That fall wasn't meant to kill us," Eraserhead said, before he stood up, alongside a few other members of the raid team.

"And we're not alone," Roshi said before he pointed his staff at three members of the Hassaikai that were in the room.

"Well, looks like a bunch of heroes seemed to have fallen down from the sky," the first one of the group, Setsuno, said. "But not that it matters." He held his hand forward. "You'll die all the same!"

"That's Setsuno! No one pull any weapons out on him!" The Chief of the Police ordered, though Aizawa canceled his Quirk.

"Huh, guess all the tricks are out of the bag," the second of the group, Yu Hojo, commented before pulling out a gun of his own. "But we're not reliant on our Quirks!"

Lego rolled his eyes before the atmosphere suddenly grew serious before he pulled out three swords.

Lego put a sword in his mouth, before dashing forward so suddenly and quickly at no one saw him until he was behind Setsuno, the Hassaikai member gawking before Lego turned around quickly and started cutting up the weapons they had, before he sliced Setsuno into small pieces that made what Trunks did to Frieza look pathetic. When Setsuno had dispersed into the many small pieces he now was, everyone heard a sudden and loud "One" before Lego sliced the head off of Yu Hojo with a loud "Two", and then he kicked the final member, Tabo, in the head before he threw one of his swords with expert marksmanship, the blade going through the criminal's brain and killing him instantly, a loud "Three" being heard as the Hassaiki members were cut down to size, and killed.

When Lego stood up, he was covered in blood, and he grabbed the sword out of his mouth before looking at all of them and saying, "Kill the beat and turn around and be like nothing happened."

"Well, that was quick," Nighteye commented before they left the room and headed upstairs from the level they were on, before they all just kept running down a hallway. Nighteye turned to look at Lego, and said, "It's reassuring to have someone who can help us that has as much power as you."

Lego shook his head, confusing Nighteye. "Even if I am as powerful as I am, I can only do so much. Especially to stop Chisaki."

"The hell is that supposed to mean?" Goku Black asked.

"Normally, I can use people to do my bidding, and as such, control them, like the people in the My Hero Reacts story I'm writing," Lego answered. "But writing the DevilArtemis Universe is different, since I'm not the original author of the universe, and so I can't entirely control you guys. Same goes with Slick Goku, Emo Gohan, and Prince Vegeta, since they technically aren't from the DevilArtemis Universe either."

"So that's why this raid is going on!" Fat Gum commented. "Chisaki technically isn't under your control, and neither are we!"

"Yep!" Lego confirmed. "I saw what Chisaki was doing after Cell met him, and I immediately knew that this wasn't gonna be pretty. I didn't pay much attention to it until after the Nighteye meeting, so I decided to assist, though it'll be up to you guys to defeat Chisaki. If you all are nearly dead, I'll swoop in and help kill that prick."

"But can't you tell us his location?" Cell asked.

"Oh, I can do that," Lego said before making a weird arrow out of Ki, and threw it forward, the arrow zooming away, and a string of Ki floating in the air that seemed to come from the arrow but stay in front of them. "This will lead you to Chisaki. But be aware. If he touches you, you will die. Plain and simple. So don't let him touch any of you. Even a single touch of a finger from him will be fatal."

"Well that's not that reassuring," Kirishima remarked before suddenly some of the wall tried to push Aizawa into a sudden hole in the wall, trying to take out one of the most dangerous fighters amongst them.

"Eraserhead!" Nighteye shouted before Fat Gum used his palm and smacked Aizawa out of the area, saving him from being separated from the group, and instead separating Fat Gum from the group. "Damn it, we lost Fat Gum!"

"Hey, where did Lego and Red Riot go?" Prince Vegeta asked before they all noticed that Lego and Red Riot were gone.

"Fuck, they must have a teleporter amongst them in the base," Nighteye assumed. "Someone who wasn't listed in the papers."

"Well no shit," Cell remarked. "What're we gonna do now though?"

"We should just continue. Lego will be fine, seeing as he a God," Slick Goku said.

"And besides, we'll see him soon anyways," Prince Vegeta said. "He'll come back to help us later when we need it."

"True," Cell said, before they all continued on their way, unaware of where Lego really was.

"They see me rolling," Fat Gum sang as he rolled through a extensively long tunnel. "They hatin'-OOF!" He hit the floor of a large room and stopped rolling. "Okay, I get I'm bad at singing, but that doesn't mean you can just let me hit the ground like that!" He stood up, before looking down and he saw Kirishima, gasping for air.

"I nearly died cause of you," Kirishima told Fat Gum.

"When did you get under me?" Fat Gum questioned.

"When I tried to save Eraserhead," the teen boy said.

"Ouch," came the voice of Lego, from across the room, and the two turned and saw that the God had beaten up a Yakuza thug while another stood by him. The one he had beat was the man in the robe that had shields who stopped Cell's attacks awhile back, the other was a buff man who was wearing a bird like mask and had spiky orange hair, and he also had iron padding on his fists, like brass knuckles. "Luckily for you two, I was here."

"There is another guy behind you, dingus," Kirishima pointed out.

"I know, and I didn't beat him up because someone wanted me to leave him unharmed. Also, he's with us now," Lego explained. He looked at the readers. "You know who you are."

"Who are you talking to?" The two heroes asked.

"Eh, he said something about a fourth wall, but there were four walls here so I have no idea what wall he's talking about," the man said. "I'm Kendo Rappa by the way."

"Um… Hi?" Kirishima asked. "And do you really not know what a fourth wall is?"

"Nope. Is it a TV term? Cause I don't watch TV or anything," Kendo Rappa explained.

Fat Gum simply shrugged. "Whatever."

"Yep! So, let's all chill and play FighterZ," Lego said, as he sat at a random couch with a TV and a PS4 with FighterZ on the TV.

"What about the mission?" Kirishima asked.

"Doesn't matter, I can go and help them later," Lego answered. "Now sit down and play, or we could play something more dangerous than this."

"Oh my god, are we gonna play Super Smash Brothers?!" Kirishima questioned.

"Nope!" Lego said. "Even worse!"

"Among Us?" Rappa asked.

"Yep!" Lego said.

Kirishima and Fat Gum went silent. "I want to live, so sure," Fat Gum said before sitting down.

As the main group kept advancing, they came up to a room. "This should be where Eri is," Nighteye said as he grabbed the door handle. "On three-"

"Three!" Slick Goku shouted as he kicked the door open, to reveal Zarbon twerking while standing on a table, with a few random bird people in the room, such as Dark Shadow, Hawks, and Robin from DC.

"What the fuck are we looking at?" Emo Gohan questioned as they all watched the random scene.

Nighteye blinked a few times, before looking over one door down the hall and opened it. "This was the right door, sorry," Nighteye said. "However, the target isn't here."

"Well fuck!" Aizawa responded.

They began to continue walking down the hall, following the Ki Arrow Lego made, before suddenly the wall began to fall in and tried to crush them all.

"We're about to be crushed!" Black said.

"I got this!" Rock Lock shouted before placing his hand on the ground and the walls stopped moving. "Done…" And then they saw the walls from up ahead come towards them. "Oh fuck you!"

"Manchester SMASH!" Deku shouted as he kicked the wall and broke it, and the walls began to open up suddenly, but sealed Rock Lock in a desperate area.

"Great! We're being separated!" Cell said. Then they looked and saw a wannabe Deadpool come out with Kendo Rappa behind him.

"Prepare to live! We won't let you stop Chisaki!" Wannabe Deadpool shouted.

"Well fuck you," Cell said, before Nighteye stopped him.

"I got this," Nighteye told him, before Rappa ran forward, ready to kill Nighteye, but then Nighteye dropped onto the ground and leapt forward.

Unfortunate things then happened.

"MY BALLS!" Rappa shouted as he fell to the ground and became a pool of grey slime while holding his balls, while Nighteye looked smug and was wearing MLG Glasses.

"This is the Art, of Prediction," Nighteye said to no one in particular.

The Wannabe Deadpool went silent, before beginning to run. "ADVANCE!" He then turned a corner and ran.

"Shouldn't we try and stop him?" Emo Gohan asked Nighteye.

"It doesn't matter. He's not the target," Nighteye said while pocketing the MLG Glasses, his normal pair of glasses under them. He looked over at where Deku and Aizawa were, as they towed a traumatized Rock Lock with them. "What's his status?"

"Traumatized," Aizawa said. "And for a good reason."

"What did he see?" Kermit asked.

"One Piece characters playing soccer," Aizawa answered. "I'll be needing therapy after this."

"Well, at least he might recover," Nighteye said.

"It'll be a miracle if I don't get any nightmares after this…" Aizawa muttered to himself before they left Rock Lock on the ground and continued advancing.

Somewhere ahead

"I'll be asking you faggots to stop here," came the voice of Lemillion as he came face to face with Overhaul and his assistant Kurono, with target indeed being a small child.

"Aw fuck, how the hell did you get here?!" Overhaul questioned as he looked at Lemillion.

"I went through the ground," Lemillion answered.

"That's fucking stupid," Kurono retorted. "There isn't any holes!"

"Yeah, none in you yet," Lemillion replied back, before the three adults gave each other a stare down, the small child just silent and watching.

"I'm hungry," the child said randomly, before Lemillion pulled out a gun and shot Kurono in the head and grabbed her.

"It's okay, because I am here!" Lemillion told her.

All Might, who was just standing there watching, was shaking while frowning in his buff form. "Am I a joke to you?!"

"Ah shit," Overhaul said before slapping the ground and the place changed into a room with no exit and it was filled with spikes. "You can't get out now!"

"Maybe not, but you're forgetting that you can't escape either!" Lemillion countered.

"But I can! Once I kill you!" Overhaul retorted before he sent spikes at Lemillion, who dodged, and even threw the child like a football and caught her when he warped around. After a while of this happening, Overhaul was starting to get pissed. "Oh my fucking God, stop warping!"

"Stop trying to erase Coochie," Lemillion retorted.

"Never!" Overhaul said, before a wall got busted open, and Cell and the gang appeared. "Son of a bitch!"

"It's over Cheese-sucky!" Kermit said, pulling out a pistol.

"You will be killed here, my bruddah, *click*," said Ugandan Knuckles. "Now prepare to perish by the power, of EBOLAAAAAAAAAAAA!" At that, he went Super Ebola 3.

"Die…" Chisaki muttered as a spike impaled *click* Elay. "Your meme should stay dead, cause it was crap."

"Haaaaaaaaaaaaa-" a voice began shouting from far away, and the place started shaking.

"Why does that voice sound familiar?" Prince Vegeta asked.

"Wait a minute," Slick said, recognizing the voice. "Didn't he say he'd only appear if we'd need it?"

"Wait, he's already-?!" Cell never finished his question.

Lego then suddenly appear. "-AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!" He glared at Chisaki. "How dare you kill the most precious meme known to man!"

"His meme is shit and I hate that he still appears on my channel!" Cell shouted randomly.

"So, you're the author," Overhaul commented, before Lego appeared in front of him and kicked Chisaki in the balls, and sent him flying into a wall, while impaled his stomach and heart.

"Yes. And you're dead meat," Lego replied, before looking at Ugandan Knuckles.

"Thank you, my bruddah, for, *click*, avenging me," the dead meme said, before he died.

"You always were my favorite, solely because of DevilArtemis," Lego said to the literally dead meme. "Now rest. The Hassaikai is done for."

"Well, finally this raid is over," Nighteye said. "Now we can all rest easy knowing that no one will try and destroy Coochie."

"Yep!" Rossi agreed. "Now we may all return home and forget that this day ever happened."

"That's what you're wishing for," came a familiar, sinister voice, before Nighteye was impaled by a spike.

"Son of a bitch, he killed Four-Eyes!" Slick shouted before everyone turned to look at Overhaul, who looked perfectly fine.

"Wait, he's alive?!" Cell questioned.

"But I gave him a kick to the dick," Lego questioned. "What kind of plot armor is this?!"

"You'd really think I would die?!" Overhaul asked. "Well that's a funny joke!"

"How are you alive?!" Cell questioned.

"You see, I used the Dragon Balls to grant me immortality, so I could see my plans through!" Overhaul answered. "No one can stop me!"

"That may be true to some people," Lego began. "But not for me." Then he went Ultra Instinct, and the two gave each other a stare down before jumping at each other.

To be continued

I can make a Jojo's reference, for I have seen Jojo's.

Cell: Well shit, I didn't expect that.

Well we need a proper ending, not just me kicking him in the dick and killing him. What is this, SMG4?

Cell: The hell is that?

Nevermind.