Let's change shit up a bit! This chapter isn't gonna contribute to the current arc, nor will these next few! These next ones will be for sheer fun! Also, the Kermit in this is Kermit with a K, not Cermit with a C. I'm not following the current arc in the DAU in this since this is a spin off.

Cell: Finally, a break.

Now let's begin Cell vs Joker from Persona 5!

Cell: Wait, who?


Cell vs Joker (Persona 5)


"You know Cell, recently I've been thinking that we need better security around," Kermit WITH A K said.

"I understand that, but last time we did an advertisement on Craig's List, we got nothing," Cell replied.

"That is true," Kermit said. "You know, where even are Darth Vader and Emperor Palpatine?"

Suddenly before the flash to see where the two idiots were, they heard footsteps as someone entered the arena, and the two friends turned to see Joker, in his Phantom Theif attire.

"Holy shit, is that a pimp?" Kermit questioned as they stared at Joker, thinking he was a pimp cause of the long black trench coat he wore.

"..." Joker was silent as he stared at them.

"You know, he's being really quiet… You think he's planning something?" Cell asked Kermit.

"Besides planning to steal our bitches, maybe," Kermit said.

"Well, time to kill him!" Cell said before holding his hand forward and firing a Ki Bkast at Joker, but before it hit him, he dodged it, and in the background a giant explosion was made.

"Holy shit! He has Ultra Instinct!" Kermit yelled.

"Showtime!" Joker finally said before leaping into the air.

"So he can talk!" Cell commented.

Joker's mask then burned off in blue flames, before he shouted, "Arsène!" A being then appeared behind him.

"He has a Stand?!" Cell questioned.

Then Joker and Arsène held their hands forward, before the ground surrounding the arena in a circle appeared, before a giant explosion then appeared. Joker then landed on the ground.

"Show's over," Joker said.


Ah ha, ha! I'm playing Persona 5 Strikers.

Cell: Did I seriously lose to a pimp?

Did you seriously lose to characters from Jimmy Newtron?

Cell: ...touché.