This just HAD to happen.

Cell: Wait, what?

You'll understand.

Cell vs Hisoka

"Why hello there Cell," Zarbon greeted as he stood in Cell's Arena with Cell and Kermit. "How are you today?"

"Um… good?" Cell answered unsurely, thinking that Zarbon was up to something.

"Well that's good," Zarbon said. "Have you boys got any plans today? I was thinking we could all go out for lunch at the West City Mall."

"Holy shit, have you mellowed out Zarbon?!" Kermit asked.

"What do you mean?" Zarbon asked Kermit.

"Normally if you wanted me and Cell to come with you to lunch, you'd normally pick somewhere dark and abandoned, like the West City Ghetto," Kermit said. "And then we would say no, knowing what you're always up to."

"Oh right, my addiction," Zarbon said. "Well, to be honest, I don't need strangers anymore."

"The fuck?" Cell questioned. "What do you mean?"

"I found the answers to my problem awhile ago, and as such I managed to rein in my urges," Zarbon continued. "It's all thanks to my new boyfriend."

Kermit and Cell looked surprised before the two friends stared at each other. They looked back at Zarbon, before Cell asked, "Who is your boyfriend?"

"That would be me ❤️," came a new voice as Cell and Kermit looked to see a man who looked like a clown, who winked at them. "Charmed~."

"What the fuck," Cell said.

"Cell, Kermit, this is Hisoka, by boyfriend," Zarbon introduced. "Also, he's helping me rein in my urges."

"..." Cell and Kermit looked at each other, before Kermit said, "Well, what's the worse can happen?"

Not even ten seconds later

"OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHOOOOO!" Came Zarbon's arroused yell from somewhere in the mountains outside of Cell's Arena, while Cell and Kermit stood in Cell's Arena, absolutely horrified at this development.

"OOOOOOHHHOOOOOOOOOHOOOOOOO!" Came Hisoka's yell, as Cell and Kermit could only imagine what was going on.

"...why did it have to be another Zarbon?" Kermit questioned.

"I don't know, but I hate it here," Cell answered.

"HAHA, I WANT TO DIE!" Shallot said as he covered his ears and shouted.

Cell: *violently throwing up in the bathroom again*

This was the worse that can happen Kermit. This was the worse.