For another review chapter, I present this!

Cell: Why? Just why?

I don't know. But we're saying it's because of content.

Cell vs SMG4

"So let me get this straight," Cell began as he, Kermit, and Lego, who insisted on joining them this chapter, stood outside of Peach's Castle in the world of Mario, though it looked like the castle from Super Mario 64. "You want to introduce us to another YouTube content creator, thereby forcing them to join us on stupid adventures in the DevilArtemis Fanfiction, just like you have with Prince Vegeta, Daitomodachi, and Slick Goku?"

"Yep!" Lego answered. "And since this was recommended in the reviews, and I happen to watch him, we just have to do this!"

"So… who are we meeting today?" Kermit asked.

"And why in the Mushroom Kingdom of all places?" Cell questioned.

"Because he happens to be located in this here castle," Lego explained. "And just a heads up, they can be very memey."

"Wait what?" Cell questioned before Lego knocked on the front door.

"House keeping!" Lego shouted, before the door busted open and Lego got sent flying into a tree, which then snapped in half and crushed him.

Cell and Kermit's eyes widened as they looked at each other, before looking at the inside of the castle, to see a giant spaghetti monster reeking havoc upon a bunch of the people inside of the castle, who Cell and Kermit have recognized as Mario and Luigi, but there were a bunch of other guys who they didn't recognize.

"I told you not to try and cook anything Red!" A orange haired chick shouted from behind a couch at Mario, who was right next to her and Luigi.

"But Meggy, I was hungry!" Mario complained.

"And you made this!" Meggy retorted as the spaghetti monster grabbed a green fish man and threw him at a walking robe person.

"Aw cRap!" The robe shouted as he got pelted by the chubby fish man.

"What are we gonna do?!" Luigi shouted, clearly panicking.

"Hmm…" Mario looked at a blue haired girl who had a robot arm and was holding a rubber ducky before saying, "I got it!" He ran towards her. "YOLO!" Mario shouted as he ran to her and narrowly dodged the spaghetti monster's attacks, before he ducked behind the table the blue haired girl was hiding behind.

"Mario, what are you doing?" The girl asked.

"It's okay Tari!" Mario told her. "For I am here!" He grabbed her robot arm and pressed a button before a beam shot out and the spaghetti monster went, ka-boooooom!

Cell and Kermit were confused at what the hell they just watched, before Lego came up and said, "Welcome to the SMG4 Universe guys. Home to the stupidest yet somehow strongest Mario known to man."

"I want to leave," Cell stated, before Lego walked in.

"Yo, what's up guys?" Lego questioned as he entered.

"It's Lego!" The fish man said.

"Hey Boopkins!" Lego said as he waved to the fish man, before the robe man came up.

"BruH," the robe said. "WhERe haVe yOU bEEn?"

"I got responsibilities Bob, so I got to take care of those first," Lego explained.

"Have you got any food?" Mario asked Lego.

"Yeah, I got something," Lego said as he started fishing around in his pockets before he pulled out a container of spaghetti that was already made. "Um… get Meggy to heat it up for you…"

"Okie dokie," Mario said as he walked off to the kitchen, Meggy following behind him.

"Alright, alright, what's going on here?" Came the voice of SMG4 as he came out of his room.

"Yo!" Lego said. SMG4 went silent, before he went back into his room. "...I don't think he likes me."

"Well no shit!" Cell said.

"NaH, hE'S woRkING oN sOMeThING ImPoRTAnT," Bob explained.

"Well, that's cool," Lego said. He turned to face Cell and Kermit. "Okay, time for introductions!"

Cell groaned, really not giving two shits but said, "Fine…"

"Okay!" Lego said. He pointed at Bob. "This is Bob!" He pointed at the fish man. "That's Boopkins, or another major anime weeb." He pointed at Tari. "That's Tari, and she has her own series called Meta Runner, and she has an obsession with rubber ducks." He pointed at Luigi. "You know him." He looked at one of the doors. "In the kitchen is Mario, who is really stupid, yet he somehow can save the world through the powers of his stupidity, and also Meggy, who is human now but used to be an Inkling, like the ones from Splatoon, but some stupid anime war happened and yadayadayada, not gonna explain that." He looked around. "Somewhere, Axol should be in here. He has a magic pen that bring his drawings to life and he's a manga artist. He's probably working on something to be honest. That, or chilling with Melony, who is about as innocent as can be and can keep calm through any situation." He hummed and tapped his chin. "I feel like I'm forgetting some people though…"

Suddenly, a tank dropped out of the ceiling, and two people came out to review who they were. "To ProTEct tHE wOrLD fROM DEVesTaTion!" One of them began.

"To UNItE aLl eVIls, wiTHIn oUR nATIon," the other began.

"To deNOUNCe thE EVilS Of trutH ANd LoVe."

"To eXtENd OuR rEaCh tO ThE sTaRs abOVE…"

"SwAg," the first one said.

"ChRIs," the second said.

"Yeah, we get it!" Lego interrupted. "'Team Rocket blast off at the speed of light, surrender now our prepare to fight, 'Meowth that's right', and 'Wobbeffet'."

"YOu cOUlDn'T leT uS HAvE thIs oNe, coUld YoU?" Swag questioned.

"Well it was either I did that, or Cell blew you guys up," Lego said while pointing at Cell, who was indeed about to blow them up with a Ki Blast. Lego looked at Cell and Kermit. "And that's Swag and Chris. They're always trying to find new jobs cause they always get fired."

"BrUh, wE gOT tHe fUlL GAnG heRe!" Bob said.

"No we don't," Lego said. "We're still missing…" He pulled out a list. "Uh… Steve… Wario and Waluigi… I would say SMG3, but I don't want him to ruin this. Saiko, Shroomy, Whimpu, Rob… uh… Jub Jub…" He threw the list behind him, done trying to keep up with everything that had happened while he was gone on his long break. "We got a lot of people for Cell and Kermit to still meet and it's most likely we won't meet half of them."

"Please tell me that 'Steve' is not who I think he is," Cell said, before Steve appeared.

"Hi guys!" Steve said while waving his hands.

"Son of a-wait, he seems more tame," Cell said. "He's not gonna try and kill me though, is he?"

"Nah! He's one of our best friends!" Tari explained.

"Yep!" Lego said. "Now let's go find everyone else!" They began walking out before everyone decided to come with.

"I really hope nothing bad actually happens," Cell mumbled.

"Waaaaah, ha ha!" Wario said as he deposited the money he and Waluigi scammed from a bunch of innocent people. "That's-a very good!"

Waluigi looked around and saw people were coming towards them. "Wah? Bro, we got guests…"

Wario looked over. "Oh great, what do they want?"

"And so, my connections with fellow authors have gotten to the point where now they want to at least guest star in one of my stories, with another one of them wishing to join the cast for a chapter due to the fact I wanted to do something as a form of apology for my lack of work as a Beta Reader, but now I'm retired as his Beta Reader, and now he's looking for a new one. So in order to honor him, he's gonna join us for a chapter," Lego explained. "And to the reader…" He looked at the reader. "Yes, this is all true. And should the author I'm talking about be reading this, then you know who you are… also, you'll join us in Chapter 11."

"Who are you talking to?" Kermit questioned.

"Doesn't matter, we are here!" Lego said. "Behold, Wah 1 and Wah 2!"

"We have names!" Waluigi said.

"Together, they are master scam artists, theives, and also capable of running away!" Lego said. "However…" Lego looked at Wario. "Do it."

"No!" Wario said.

Lego looked at Waluigi. "Fuck you."

Suddenly Waluigi transformed, and grew buff as he grabbed a staff out of thin air and fired a beam at Lego, who dodged, and it hit Luigi, who began to cry and fell to the ground, and was severely depressed now.

"Holy shit! He can do that?!" Cell questioned.

"Yep! This is his super secret power of Rejection!" Lego said. He looked at Waluigi and said, "You're cool." Waluigi then detransformed and sat back down on his bed. He curled into a ball and sighed. Luigi also stood back up, now no longer depressed. "He got his own arc as a result."

"That is super terrifying," Kermit commented.

"Well, time to go find E. Gadd," Lego said.

"Who's E. Gadd?" Cell questioned.

Lego kicked open the door to a lab in the Mushroom Kingdom open, and they saw a short old scientist sitting in a chair, performing some sort of science experiment. "That's E. Gadd," Lego said.

"Oh, hello there," E. Gadd said as he waved before crunching some more numbers. "I'm very busy at the moment, so I would like you to go away."

"Hmm…" Mario walked in and looked at E. Gadd's screen, before he pressed a button.

"Mario, you idiot!" E. Gadd shouted before a giant ray appeared in front of them and fired at a platform, before a Teletubbie appeared. "Goddamn it Mario! I have to redo this whole thing again!"

"What the hell am I witnessing?" Cell questioned.

"Behold, my Anime-Maker 9000!" E. Gadd shouted. "This device will allow me to mimic the power of Axol's pen, and allow me to summon characters just as strong as his. Sadly, it takes a lot more numbers to summon more powerful anime characters. And if I mess up once…" E. Gadd pointed at the Teletubbie. "Well, look at the result."

"I don't see anything wrong with it," Kermit commented, before the Teletubbie pulled out a gun. "OH SHIT, HE'S PACKIN' HEAT!"

"I got this one!" Lego said. He suddenly appeared in front of the Teletubbie with his hand raised. "BEGONE THOT!" He then swiped his hand down, and the Teletubbie split in half. He walked away. "And we're done here. Let's go!"

They then appeared at a Boy Scout Camp, and Lego took a deep sniff of the air. "Yep, Shroomy is here…" Lego said.

"How the hell do you know that from just sniffing the air?" Cell questioned.

"I got Dragon Slayer powers," Lego explained. "Having a variety of animes does help when it comes to having powers.

"Riiiiiight…" Cell replied.

"So our next target is a Boy Scout?" Kermit questioned.

"Yep! And these Boy Scouts are damn good ones too," Lego said. "Fact from the SMG4 Canon: Shroomy knows how to make a Rocket Launcher out of sticks and stones, and has done it before."

"Holy shit, that could save people millions!" Cell exclaimed.

"Yep! But first we got to find him," Lego said, before they walked into the camp.

As they looked around, they saw a giant bonfire with a cross over it, Shroomy being tied to the cross. "Well, something sure smells good," Shroomy commented as he was getting smoked.

"Holy shit!" Mario exclaimed. "They're killing Shroomy!"

"Fuck 'em up!" Lego shouted as he pulled out an M4A1 assault rifle.

"Is that an M4A1?" Kermit asked.

"Yep!" Lego said. "I ran this gun a lot while playing Call of Duty: Modern Warfare. And it led me to victory many times…" He started to shoot some of the random Boy Scouts there, which were mainly Goombas, Koopa Troopas, and Moles.

After a few minutes of unneeded conflict, Lego extinguished the fire and they saved Shroomy. "Well thanks guys! I could've died right there!" Shroomy said with his usual smile.

"So this mushroom man is the guy you wanted us to meet?" Cell asked Lego.

"Indeed!" Lego agreed.

"..." Cell began walking away. "Yep, I'm done here. Come on Kermit!" Kermit and Cell then disappeared back to the arena.

Everyone went silent, before Lego said, "Well, we were gonna see Saiko next, but knowing Cell, it was probably wise that they left, otherwise Cell might've gotten hit with Saiko's Hammer." Everyone nodded, also agreeing with that statement.

Like I said, we probably weren't gonna meet half of the characters, solely due to the fact that people who have never heard of SMG4 would be questioning who half of these characters were, minus Mario, Luigi, the two Wahs, and E. Gadd.

I hope some people enjoyed this chapter.