The Perfect Day Off
"Hey Kermit," Black said as he entered Cell's arena. "Where's Cell?" Kermit didn't seem to pay him any attention, or even seem to hear him, before Black waved his hand in front of him, before slapping Kermit. "Kermit!"
"Oh shit!" Kermit looked at Black. "Black? What are you doing here?"
"What am I doing here?" Black repeated. "I'm looking for Cell, the baseball game is today."
"Holy shit! Cell!" Kermit looked around. "Crap! He's gone!"
"You just realized that?! What the hell happened to you?!" Black asked the muppet.
Kermit then seemed to space out again, before Black hit Kermit again, and the muppet yelled, "ONE PIECE!" Kermit started gasping for breath as if he had been drowning. "One Piece characters came into the arena, all because Cell left the door to Lego's office unlocked and Zarbon ruined Lego's office."
"When the hell did that happen?" Black questioned.
"Like three nights ago," Kermit replied.
Black looked on in disbelief. "But me and Cell were beating the shit out of Shallot three nights ago."
"Wait, what?" Kermit questioned. "But then that means that…"
"We have an imposter among us…" Black finished.