Before this chapter begins, I probably ought to explain how this chapter even became a thought.

"The series I mention is actually a parody of many horror movie aspects," Talespinner69 told Lego (we refer to him as Tale here, shoutouts to him) as they had another session of random conversation. "They aren't all that scary."

"Eh, true," Lego replied. "Also, not sure if you heard, but they're making a second wave of characters for My Hero One's Justice 2, so five new characters will be added. Wanna place bets on five characters you think they would logically add?"

Tale was silent, before asking, "You want me to be serious or silly?"

"Give me a serious list, and then a silly list,"

"Spinner, Lady Nagant, Mirko, at least one of the Eight Precepts, and Mr. Compress."

"First, Compress is already in the game. So lit. Rappa is also in the game too." Looking a bit sheepish, Lego continued. "Uh, I should probably limit the choices to Gentle Criminal arc ending to end of League of Villains versus Meta Lib since that's when the story mode for One's Justice 3 would take place."

Tale went deep into thought. "Hmm… Gentle Criminal, Hound Dog, Tetsutetsu Tetsutetsu, Hitoshi Shinso, and… Dabi?"

Lego looked slightly disappointed but didn't really hold it against Tale, who from the look of things didn't even know One's Justice even existed. "Gentle, Tetsutetsu, and Dabi are also in the game. Gentle was the most recent character actually, and Dabi's been in since the first game. Tetsutetsu was already added as the fourth DLC." Lego pulled out his phone before saying, "Here, I'll name everyone who's in it so far.

Izuku who has three different forms, being Shoot Style, before Shoot Style, and 100%, Bakugo, Todoroki, Tokoyami, Kaminari, Kirishima, Tsuyu, Yaoyorozu, Jiro, Uraraka, Mina, Mineta, Iida, Tamaki, Mirio, Nejire, Gran Torino, All Might, Aizawa, Endeavor, Fat Gum, Gang Orca, Sir Nighteye, Hawks, Inasa, Camie, Shishikura, Overhaul, Overhaul with Nemoto absorbed, Rappa, the USJ Nomu, Shigaraki before AFO's defeat and after his defeat with the trench coat, Dabi, Compress, Toga, All For One, Twice, Gentle and La Brava as one character though its both of them for some odd reason, Muscular, Stain, Hatsume and I see where she'd be in the story at least, Itsuka Kendo, and Tetsutetsu." Lego took a deep breath and released it. "That is the full current roster."

Tale just stared at Lego for a moment, before asking, "Do you still want me to name five serious guesses?"

"If you want."

"Alright, here's both my newest serious list and my silly list," Tale began. "Seriously: Hound Dog, Spinner, Mt. Lady, Ryukyu, and Pixie-Bob. The silly list: Perfect Cell, Kermit, Shallot, Roshi, and Zarbon." He smirked a bit and said, "One of the characters from the game pissed Cell off so he and a few guys he was able to gather decided to invade the game."

Lego was silent as he processed what his author friend said, before eventually saying, "chapter 29, Cell vs My Hero One's Justice 2."

"Ah."

"You inspired this chapter." Lego, being a bit lazy, then said, "I'll write it later though."

At this, Tale was confused. "Wait, you didn't write it yet? I thought I had cited a chapter from that story by mistake."

Lego shook his head. "Nope, you just gave me an idea."

If anyone thought I made this conversation up, I didn't. I literally copy and pasted the whole thing from the PMs since we do talk. Minus the quotation marks and little tidbits of reactions. That was me. Putting it in my normal talk between me and the characters didn't seem right.

Also, prepare for a crossover with me and Tale next chapter, he'll be guest-starring in it and we'll end the Second Coochie Wars arc then and there.

Onto the chapter.

Cell vs My Hero One's Justice 2

"Alright, is everybody ready?" Cell asked his team of Kermit, Shallot in the Shark Suit, Roshi, and Zarbon, who all nodded, minus Kermit.

"So, uh, what're we doing now?" Kermit asked.

"Remember that dumbass, Deku?" Cell asked rhetorically. "I'm going to go kick his ass, alongside all of his classmates and I'm bringing you all with me to help me."

"Okay, but why're we in a government facility?" Shallot questioned as they were indeed in a government facility with pods that clearly looked like the sort of storage capsule that would store people for years on end.

"Well some jackasses thought it'd be funny to mention this at a bar, and so I had Black kidnap them so we could borrow the facility for a moment and kick Deku and his classmates' asses in a video game," Cell explained.

Black was humming as he tried to start a chainsaw with four random guys tied up and in a cage while three of them tried to think of ways to escape without touching the ground while the cage was open because Black was taunting them.

"This isn't the time for the Floor Is Lava guys," one of them said.

"Shut up Eddie, we can do this!" One of the other guys retorted at the first guy who was named Eddie.

"We're with Tommy on this one," the other two said.

"Mason, Buck, we're about to die and you think this is a good time to play?" Eddie questioned while they nodded. "You guys are so stupid."

"Anyways, get in a pod, and we'll go fuck some dumbasses up," Cell told everyone. After they did so, they entered the game world and looked around.

"Alright, now what?" Shallot asked Cell.

"We find Deku and kick his ass."

"DIE!" The five members of the (unofficial) DevilArtemis Expedition Team turned to see Overhaul with Nemoto absorbed fire spikes off at Deku by placing his hands to the ground and the ground morphed and Deku yelped before the spikes broke upon hitting his shoes, which were made out of iron to Deku's luck, before the hero in training jumped back to get some space between himself and the child abusing villain.

"There he is!" Cell shouted while pointed at Deku. "There is that sick fuck!"

"And there's that Coochie erasing fuck Overhaul as well!" Roshi shouted in an angry tone at Overhaul.

Deku sighed and looked at them. "Now? Is now really a good time? How are you five even here?!"

"I'm still gonna kill 'em regardless!" Overhaul shouted while his right eye began to twitch.

"We hijacked some thingamabobbers to teleport us into the game code so we could beat the shit out of you!" Kermit shouted, before he actually began to register his budget increased status, due to appearing in the middle of an important cutscene that had a serious budget increase for the animation of said cutscene. "Yo, this budget increase is nice, not gonna lie."

"It makes me feel so fucking tight, OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHOOOOOOOO!" Zarbon shouted in a sexually pleased manner, slightly concerning Overhaul and Deku.

"What's his problem?" Overhaul questioned.

"He's gay," Cell said. "But anywho, Deku! You may think you're super fucking cool and shit just because your 100% form is OP, but I'm here to prove you're not so tough when you fight the real fucking thing!"

"And since Overhaul is here, I'mma beat your ass you sack of shit!" Roshi shouted while holding up a sandal that had a cross on the sole.

Overhaul and Deku looked at each other, before looking at the other characters that shouldn't even have a budget increase due to not normally being in the cutscene, before Eri went up to Deku and said hero-in-training went 100%, before Overhaul absorbed another one of his lackeys and began a giant monstrosity, AKA Overhaul's final form.

Cell and Roshi looked at each other. "Oh shit," they both said before getting the crap beaten out of them by the Hero and Villain team up duo.

Shallot was looking at Kermit and Zarbon back and forth, before asking the two accomplices of this journey, "Shouldn't we help them?"

"Nah, this is totally their thing," Kermit answered. "And," the muppet pulled out and looked at a camera he had and gestured to it, "it makes for a great YouTube video."

"You know, for being the Hero, 'Spider-Frog', you are the shittest Hero I've ever met," Shallot told the muppet frog.

"Hey man, with great power comes great big booty bitches," Kermit replied casually while Cell and Roshi howled in pain.

With great power does not come great big booty bitches. That is the one thing I'm expressing about this chapter that I do not agree with. It is a great joke though, not gonna lie.

Shoutouts to Tale for his story 'The many escapades of Zarbon' which is basically another DevilArtemis inspired fanfic, as well as a great set of crack chapters of Zarbon trying to do things with his life.