Cell vs Goro Akechi

"Listen Cell, you have to get to know the new Friends better, or it might have consequences later on down the line," Kermit told his friend.

"And I should listen to you, why?" Cell asked, not budging or even looking ready to handle the new Friends.

"Because I invited Joker down," Kermit replied while gesturing to the leader of the Phantom Thieves of Heart, who was standing idly with his hands in his pockets.

"I hate you both right now," Cell stated.

"Well isn't that a surprise?" Joker sarcastically questioned.

"YOU can shut your trap, okay?" Cell said. "I didn't ask for you to be a Friend, nor do I want you to be my friend. Seriously, why does the world want to fuck with me?"

"If it wasn't for the fact I know you know nothing about Personas and the Arcanas associated with them, and the fact I bear a World Arcana Persona, and I know better, I would probably question what the fuck is wrong with you," Joker stated dryly.

"I'm sorry, what?" Cell asked. "The hell is a Persona? Or an Arcana?"

Joker was about to explain and before he could, the three heard someone yell out, "JOKER!" The three turned to see Goro Akechi of Persona 5, in his Black Mask outfit and looking beyond pissed out, and like a homicidal maniac. "I've come to kill you once and for all!"

"Oh great, who the hell is this crackhead?" Cell asked, honestly pissed off at how more random unwanted people were appearing in his arena.

"Oh my god," Joker also didn't want to deal with this shit. "Crow, not now, please."

"FUCK YOUR PLEASES!" Crow shouted while flipping him off. "I WILL KILL YOU, AND THEN SHIDO!" Crow then pointed at Kermit. "AND I'LL KILL THAT FROG BECAUSE THE SIGHT OF HIM PISSES ME OFF EVEN FURTHER!"

"What have I done to piss you off?" Kermit questioned. "We've never even met."

"That doesn't matter to me, since you generally piss me off for now damn reason, which makes me want to kill you!" Crow then pulled out a red sword. "PREPARE TO DIE!" Joker sighed before he pulled out a knife and walked up to Crow, before the two began a full on assault with attacking each other, before Crow randomly backed off and put a hand to his mask and yelled, "LOKIIIIIIIIII!" Then a being suddenly appeared that had a giant yellow broadsword, before said weapon suddenly began to spin around and fired off a ball of black energy, which hit Joker, who after taking the hit was unscathed. "DAMN YOU AND YOUR BULLSHIT TYPE NULLIFICATION!"

"You should've used Almighty," Joker replied, before he summoned his own Persona. "SATANAEL!"

"Holy shit! That's a demon lord!" Cell exclaimed in shock and panic. "He's gonna destroy my arena!"

"Fucking siiiiiiiiiiiiimp!" Kermit shouted.

"God-" Crow began, before Joker's Persona smacked him with the large sword he carried, which sent Crow to the ground.

"It's over," Joker stated.

"It's over when I say it's over!" Crow shouted, before getting back up. "HEREWARD!" Loki then disappeared before another Persona with a large black bow appeared.

"Great, how many Personas do you guys have?!" Cell questioned.

"Most people have one Persona, but in other cases rare exceptions are made when somehow can wield more than one, like me," Joker gestured to himself. "And him," he pointed at Akechi. "However, there are instances where one's Persona will evolve, like you've just witnessed with Crow."

"REBELLION BLADE!" Crow shouted, before Joker looked back as he got pelted by a giant sword attack that sent him flying.

Cell watched as Joker got hit into a mountain, and said to Akechi, "Yo, that was pretty cool."

"Shut it," Crow snapped.

"Now now, why can't we all be friends and gang up on Joker, as I have beef with him too," Cell suggested.

Crow was silent as he looked at Cell, before saying, "Eh, why not?"

Joker was then sent to the hospital, and Crow and Cell became friends.

Also, each Persona listed was indeed the correct Persona corresponding to their respective hosts, namely Loki and Hereward to Crow and Satanael to Joker.

As for the reasoning behind this chapter, I finished playing Persona 5 Royal and got one of the many endings for the game, so there is that. I honestly enjoy Crow and he's probably my favorite Persona character. Needless to say, however, that's irrelevant to the chapter.

I'll see you all next time.