Cell vs KaggyFilms

"Ya know, while I do find what happened funny," Lego began to tell Cell after reading a newspaper article covering how Joker was brutally beaten and sent to the hospital, with both of his legs broken. "I'm not sure if that was a good idea."

"What could possibly happen after that?" Cell asked.

Lego rolled his eyes before pointing at the other Phantom Thieves, Mona, Wolf, and Violet to name a few. "There's them." Lego pointed at Lavenza of the Velvet Room, who held a chainsaw and her book of Personas. "Her." He pointed towards the sky at Yaldabaoth and Demiurge. "Those two gods." He began to point elsewhere. "And also-"

"Hey! Is this damn thing working?!" A voice shouted, though there was some static, and Lego and Cell looked to see the man himself, KaggyFilms, although he himself wasn't there, as it turned out it was his reaction cam on a TV that had legs. "Right, Cell! I'm here you son of a bitch!"

"Holy shit, Kaggy?!" Cell questioned. "How the hell did you get here?!" Cell looked at Lego. "Did you drag my boy Kaggy here?"

"Uh, hello? Low budget?" Lego reminded. "We couldn't afford to bring Kaggy here if we ever could! We'd have to have at least a thousand followers before then."

"How many do you- that's not relevant!" Cell said, before redirecting his attention at Kaggy. "Why the hell are you here?!"

"I've come to inform you of a dangerous threat that could fuck the DAU over, even worse than Zarbon!" Kaggy told Cell.

"Holy shit, is it Sephiroth?!" Lego questioned.

Kaggy looked at him, and said, "Shut the fuck up! Sephiroth is not here nor is he the threat!"

"Plus, that was already a video," Cell added.

"Galeem?" Lego guessed a bit more calmly.

"Just shut up, and let me talk!" Kaggy said, before turning back to Cell. "The threat is unlike anything you've seen! Worse than Shrek, El Hermano, Miss Piggy, All For One, even Shaggy!"

"So the whole League of Memes," Lego said. "That's… honestly underwhelming."

"Let me speak!" Kaggy shouted. "The threat is-"

"Hey Cell, we may have a problem," Kermit said as he walked into the arena. He then saw Kaggy, before saying, "Holy shit, Kaggy?!"

"Hi Kermit, now please, SHUT THE HELL UP!" Kaggy said. "This threat is-" The TV suddenly turned to static, before the TV fell over, and powered off.

Lego grabbed the TV and shook it, and smacked it with the palm of his hand, and sighed. "Now I'm left in suspense!" He yelled. "WHO IS THE THREAT?!"

"Oh, right, about that," Kermit began, drawing Lego and Cell's attention, before Kermit pointed to show the Battle Bus from Fortnite, except it was recolored in the colors of the Hidden Leaf Village, and on top of the Battle Bus as it flew overhead was Naruto, who was laughing as he pulled out a Sniper Rifle.

"Yep, the Naruto series is ruined for me," Lego said, as he rubbed his eyes and prayed to the gods that this was an illusion and a bad dream.

"Wait, they added Naruto into Fortnite?!" Cell questioned, before Naruto sniped Lego, and then Cell, before jumping off the Battle Bus and cracking 90s as they say before sniping Kermit.

"I'm the ultimate Hokage!" Naruto said while wearing MLG shades.

The one who recommended this chapter was Thesonicsuperstar, and that was all the way back from Cell vs All For One in this story. How I remembered that, I don't know.

Ironically, I wrote this a day before the video DevilArtemis made concerning Naruto being added into Fortnite, and so I decided to post this chapter early just because. And I figured since DevilArtemis, and by extension Cell, hates Fortnite, this would be the "ultimate" threat to the DAU.

Or was this the threat Kaggy was warning us about...?