Cell vs Senator Armstrong (Metal Gear Rising: Revengeance)
Standing in the arena like normal, Cell stood with his arms crossed as Kermit walked up to him.
"Hey Cell," Kermit began. "Look what I found!"
Turning to look at his muppet friend, Cell saw that Kermit was holding a crimson glowing blade with a black handle. "Oh great, another sword," Cell said. "Which anime sword fighter did you take that from?"
"I took it off the corpse of some guy in a metal suit," Kermit said. "And trust me, he looked nothing like an anime character. Hell, he looks like one of those dudes who would be a quote-on-quote 'gigachad'."
"Wait, does he have a ponytail and a scar over his left eye?" Cell asked Kermit, giving an oddly detailed description.
"Um… yeah, why?" Kermit asked, a bit scared since Cell seemed to recognize where it was from.
Before any more words could be said, from the sky dropped a giant metal hexapedal mech with several turrets and 2 laser cannons, and what looked like the opening for a giant blade, which shook the ground around Cell's Arena, throwing the two off balance, and scaring the shit out of them.
"Holy shit, it's a Metal Gear!" Cell exclaimed in shock.
"We worry?" Kermit asked.
"We worry," Cell answered.
Out from an egg-shaped cockpit up on the back of the large Metal Gear mech came a man in a suit, smoking a cigar. "Perfect Cell," an actually Texan man said as he looked down at Perfect Cell and Kermit. "So we meet at last."
"Senator Armstrong! Should've known it was you!" Cell said. "What do you want?!"
"You have something that is actually a threat to me, and so I'm here to reclaim it, as well as recruit you to help with my plan to make America great again, and not full of random anime characters who don't know anything other than going in deep," the senator began, ignoring the loud Zarbon moan in the background. "But instead, full of serious fighters like you, who are strong and truly deserving to be in America."
"Hey, not all weeaboos are that bad," Kermit said.
"Oh but they are, and most are no better than the toxic folk who sit on their asses, playing Call of Duty whilst raging when they get slaughtered by people with real skill, or the toxic losers on Pokemon Showdown who still think they're the shit when they get shit on by people who have real skill and strategy," Armstrong continued.
"That's a nice argument senator, but why don't you back it up with a source?!" Cell said as he grabbed the Murasama from Kermit.
"My source is I made it the fuck up, just like how you were made the fuck up because Dragon Ball needed a villain who was strong, only for you to basically become an ant later on in the series," the senator goaded, hitting Cell where it hurt.
"Oh you want the smoke?!" Cell questioned.
"I am a true American!" Armstrong replied.
Cell jumped onto the Metal Gear, before kicking Armstrong to the side, close to the cockpit of said Metal Gear. The Senator merely scoffed, before throwing away his cigar, and ripping off the jacket of his suit.
Cell charged the senator, still holding the High Frequency blade in his hands. The senator could easily dodge Cell's attempts with the blade, punching him around a bit, before seriously hitting Cell in the stomach with a knee strike. The perfect life form was sent back.
"Ah shit," Cell said, as he slowly got to his feet.
"We're making the mother of all omelets Cell! Can't fret over every egg," Armstrong shouted, before running forward and smacking Cell with a devastating right hook that sent him flying across the Metal Gear the two were fighting on.
"Goddamn it," Cell muttered before he got up. The Murasama was no longer in his hands, but he still packed a mean punch. Running up to the corrupt politician, Cell delivered a series of punches to Armstrong's chest, dealing a bit of damage to him.
"Graaaah!" Armstrong caught one of Cell's punches, before punching him rapidly in return, before throwing him overhead and slamming Cell into the ground behind him. "Don't fuck with this senator!" Cell then was kicked high into the air by Armstrong, before getting clocked in the face again once he dropped down low enough.
Cell caught himself as he was sent flying, before throwing a Ki Blast at the Senator, and then proceeded to throw a barrage of them. The top of the Metal Gear was devastated by the onslaught, not really built to withstand plasmatic balls of energy capable of blowing up city blocks.
As the smoke cleared after Cell was finished with bombarding Armstrong, Cell saw Armstrong was okay. "How the fuck are you alive?!" Cell questioned.
Armstrong could only smugly smile, before ripping off his shirt dramatically. Then looking at his arm which suddenly hardened and gained the properties of a dark gray metal, he said, "Nanomachines, son!"
"Finally, I was waiting for you to say that," Cell said, obviously knowing the meme by now. Hell, he talked with SMG4 for pete's sake. How wasn't he gonna know about the nanomachines?!
"What?" The senator then met a grim fate as Cell actually used more of his power, and threw the Murasama straight into his head, killing the senator via impaling him in the brain.
"Who said I never win?" Cell asked the readers with a cheeky smile.
More chapters will come later, don't worry. Just trying to regain motivation for my stories.