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̵̤͙̣̤̹̣̅͊͘͝C̷̟̻͋̇̊́̿͠e̵̮̼̞̲͇͒̈̿̒̊́͆̿̕̚ͅļ̶͍̜̙̘̤͊̍́ļ̷̛̬̹̤̝̥͔͕͎̋̾̆͑̋͝ͅ ̷̺͎̠̤̻͙̱͓̲̇̀͘̚v̵̨̛̞̲̰̻̲̼̉̉̊̓̍̐̄͝s̷̞̘̬̼̄̓̅͗̉̓͋͆͘͝ ̷͎̭́̏͊͐̐͐̆͐͛̈́Š̷̻͕̝͍͙͂̽̕p̵͕͙͕͓̱̖͇̏̏͆̔̿͑́̊́͝å̷̼̠̥͖̝̝͚̬͐̋͆̆̈́̉͠w̸̛͔̰͈̾̿̓̈́̀̊͘̕ň̶̨̖͚̯͒̀͒̈́̒̚ͅ

In the streets of New York where a white haired man was fighting a rat (it was a fair fight for those wondering), Cell and Kermit were in an alleyway reviewing how the recruitment process was going.

"So, how is the recruitment going so far?" Cell asked Kermit.

"Well, considering the fact we just recruited the Avengers and the Kingpin," Kermit said as he looked at a clipboard. "I think we're good to get out of New York."

Cell sighed in relief as he looked up at the red sky. "Thank god. That monster could appear at any second now to kill us."

"Too bad, it seems I've already found you…" a grim voice called from above them, as Cell and Kermit watched red lightning appear out of the sky to show a cloaked figure, who jumped down from the rooftops to face Cell and Kermit on the ground.

The man stood up, showing off his black armor that looked like a standard superhero suit with an "M" shaped white stripe on his chest and backside, a long red cloak, skull emblems on his body, and lots of chains. His eyes glowed green as they narrowed and glared at Cell and Kermit.

"Kermit, who is this?" Cell asked Kermit, though both of them are unaware of who this entity was.

"I'll save you fuckers the trouble," the man said. "I am Spawn… and I'm here to kill you, Perfect Cell."

"Oh great, here we go again," Cell said as he rolled his eyes and crossed his arms.

"You've tormented this planet long enough," Spawn said, going in a completely different direction than what Cell and Kermit were expecting. "I've heard what you bastards have been up to in the shadows of this planet, going around the globe and corrupting the heroes that exist on this planet, all for your nefarious scheme of conquering the planet after bringing about the darkest day." Spawn's hands were coated in a magic, mist/fire-like substance that glowed green, as he threw his hands up and took a combat stance. "Your charade ends here…"

Cell and Kermit looked at each other, before looking back at Spawn. "So wait a minute," Cell began as he held his hands up for Spawn to stop before he did anything. "You think we're the reason for the sky turning red and chaos being sewn across the planet?"

"Correct," Spawn said, his grim voice unfaltering. "And it's my duty to banish you fuckers to Hell."

"Wow, you… really aren't kept in the loop," Kermit commented, actually making Spawn falter.

"What?" Spawn questioned. "What're you on about?"

"See, we're going around the globe recruiting heroes to stand up against the real menace behind the events that have happened these past few days," Cell said. "A villain whose name is literally Evil." Before Spawn could say anything, Cell interrupted him. "Not, 'oh his name is evil because of the wicked deeds', or, 'saying his name is taboo because he's evil', his name is literally Evil, and that is his name; Evil."

Spawn blinked a few times. "Who the fuck would name themselves that?" Spawn questioned.

"Why the hell are you named Spawn?" Kermit retorted.

"Because I'm a Hellspawn," Spawn answered as he crossed his arms. "And that's all you need to know, Mr. Perfect Cell and Kermit the Frog."

"Well, regardless, we're recruiting people to kill that villainous bastard Evil," Cell told Spawn. "Would you like to join our cause?"

"Considering the fact that this guy sounds like the real deal, I very much believe that it'd be a wise idea for me to lend my assistance, even if Malebolgia acquires a new servant when I vanquish Evil," Spawn said. "Very well, I'll help you. Together, we'll kill this motherfucker and send him to Hell, where he belongs."

"I'm not even sure if we'll be able to kill him, but I'm pretty sure Lego will be able to banish him to Hell like that, presumably," Kermit commented.

"I don't give a fuck," Spawn replied. "Come and find me when it's time. I'll be waiting…" Spawn then jumped up to the rooftops and disappeared into the shadows.

Cell and Kermit were silent for a moment as they processed what happened just now. Eventually, Kermit said, "So are we gonna ignore the fact that a rat is able to keep up with-"

"Kermit, please… just…" Cell shook his head as he looked at Kermit. "Don't remind me…"

"AH! NO! BUDGEEEEEEET!" The rat in question shouted as it was blasted by the white haired man, and then uppercutted as a small explosion shook the streets of New York.

"¡Es hora de tu destrucción!" The white haired man shouted at the rat.

"Yeah, we should get out of here before things get weirder," Kermit said as he looked at Cell.

Cell nodded. "Agreed."

If nobody gets the references, allow me to explain:

The streets of New York, as well as the Spanish speaking white haired man and rat fighting are references to Lythero's Beast Gohan Raid video on his YouTube channel.

And if anyone asks why Spawn, I picked up the first ten comics of Spawn. That is the context.

Alrighty, see y'all in the next chapter.