Cell vs Cy Yu

"KERMIT," Cell said, slightly shouting as he looked at his friend. "WHAT'S ON THE AGENDA TODAY?"

"Cell, there is no need to shout, I am literally standing right next to you," Kermit said as he held his traditional clipboard.

"WHAT?" Cell replied, clearly having trouble hearing today.

"I SAID THERE IS NO NEED TO SHOUT," Kermit replied, raising his voice.

"SORRY, MY EARS ARE CLOGGED BECAUSE I RAN OUT OF Q-TIPS," Cell said. "I ASKED SHALLOT TO GET ME SOME, SO HE SHOULD BE BACK SOON."

"Your ears can build up earwax?" Kermit questioned. "No, better yet, why Q-tips?"

"BECAUSE THAT'S WHAT THEY'RE MEANT FOR," Cell responded, still slightly shouting.

"Cell!" A new voice shouted, before Cell and Kermit turned to see a robot that looked like a human standing there. "I finally made it back!"

"WHO'RE YOU?" Cell questioned.

"In this form, I am Cyborg Seiyu, or Cy Yu, but otherwise it's me, Kaggy!" The robot said.

Cell's eyes widened in shock. "NO WAY, SHAGGY?!" Cell shouted. "YOU LOOK NOTHING LIKE HIM!"

"Oh, so I misheard him," Kermit said. "See, I thought he said Kaggy."

"No you fools!" Cy Yu responded. "I'm-"

"QUICKLY KERMIT, BEHIND ME!" Cell said as he prepared to fire a Ki Blast at Cy Yu. "I'LL PROTECT YOU FROM SHAGGY UNTIL SHALLOT GET'S BACK!"

Cy Yu's eyes widened before holding up his hands. "Wait wait wait-!" Cell ended up blasting Cy Yu with the Ki Blast, engulfing Cy Yu entirely.

When the dust cleared, Cy Yu was still standing there, but he wore a partial shark suit now, having protected himself with the power of a shark. "Listen to me!" Cy Yu shouted. "I'm not Shaggy!"

"I CALL BULLSHIT!" Cell shouted, before firing several more Ki Blasts at Cy Yu, with Cy Yu's shark suit firing lasers to defend Cy Yu against the Ki Blasts.

"Why are you shouting?!" Cy Yu questioned.

"Yeah, he needs to clean his ears, that's all," Kermit answered.

"WHAT?" Cell shouted.

"I thought Namekians could hear super far, and so by extension, he can hear really far away," Cy Yu responded, causing Kermit to think.

"Huh… he must really need those Q-tips then," Kermit replied, taking the wrong thing away from what Cy Yu was attempting to reply.

"Listen you fools!" Cy Yu shouted. "I'm-"

"I'm back," Shallot said as he landed in Cell's arena next to Cy Yu, holding a box of Q-tips. "Yo, got what you need, Cell."

"THANK GOD!" Cell said as he opened the box.

Shallot looked over at Cy Yu now, and looked at his shark suit. "...my shark suit is cooler," Shallot replied with a hum.

"Oh yeah, can you kill that dude?" Kermit asked Shallot. "Supposedly that's Shaggy, and he's a robot now."

"Wait, for real?" Shallot questioned, surprised at this shark suit wearing gentlemen supposedly being Shaggy.

"No you idiot, it's me, KAGGY!" Cy Yu corrected.

"Kaggy?!" Cell and Kermit shouted, surprised.

"The fuck?!" Cell questioned.

"I'm a VTuber now!" Cy Yu said as he held up a tablet with the last video uploaded onto the KaggyFilms YouTube channel. "Have not a single one of you watched the video?!"

"Uh…" Cell and Kermit looked at each other.

"Yeah, we've kinda been busy…" Shallot replied. "But yo, dope."

"Sorry I tried to kill you Kaggy," Cell said.

"Cy Yu," Cy Yu corrected. "You will call me Cy Yu in this form."

"...right," Cell replied.

"Anyways, I'm here to warn you about the upcoming threat!" Cy Yu shouted. "The one I tried to warn you about before my TV died!"

"Oh, you mean that TV?" Kermit questioned as pointed at the TV, which was sitting on the couch with its screen cracked, watching something on the larger TV with Depressed Jim- I mean, Junior.

"Yes, that TV!" Cy Yu shouted. "I thought the Duracell battery would last longer!"

"So… about that threat," Cell said, continuing the main topic.

"His name is Evil," Cy Yu began. "And he is a villain far worse than-"

"Too late," Cell said, before pointing to the right, where the sky was red over Shonen City, where Evil had effectively taken it over. "He already showed up."

Cy Yu stared at the city for a long moment, before eventually pulling out his phone and saying, "Fuck it, I'mma see if Monarch will let me join that game of Uno I rejected the offer to join because I wanted to warn you fools..."

Needless to say, 50 chapters is pretty big for my stories, and if there are people who make it this far, kudos to you. I'm going to TRY and balance the serious with the funny in this.

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