Cell vs Xehanort
Cell and Kermit were once again standing in the arena, looking off into the distance at the red and gloomy sky that lingered above Shonen City that Evil had taken over.
"No matter how long we look at that," Cell began, "it still unsettles me."
Kermit nodded as he looked at Cell. "Agreed. At least the rest of the planet has clear skies until the final battle begins."
"We have the battle between good and evil, hero and villain, light and darkness coming up," Cell commented. "...I'm not prepared in the slightest."
"You were never prepared," the voice of an old man said, before Cell and Kermit turned around and saw XVI individuals in black cloaks standing in the arena, some holding keyblades, with some also having their hoods down. The most notable was the old man who looked at Cell. "And you will never know what hit you."
"Holy fuck, Chancelor Palpatine?" Kermit questioned.
"Am I a joke to you?!" the old man questioned, the irritation clear on his face.
"Listen here grandpa," Cell began as he pointed at the old man. "I'm not threatened by your wrinkly skin or bald head! Who the fuck even are you?!"
"I am Xehanort, and I am here for my revenge!" Xehanort exclaimed.
"Revenge?" Cell questioned. "Kermit, have I fought this man before?"
Kermit pulled out a clipboard. "Hmm, let's see… uh… the closest you got was when some of these robed crazies showed up in the arena when I acquired a keyblade when the moon turned into a heart." Kermit looked up. "The Perfect Blade?"
Cell nodded as recognition dawned on his face. "Right, no wonder these preachers showed up…" Cell looked at Xehanort. "I don't believe we've fought though…"
"It's not what you did that angers me so," Xehanort began. "You see… I was thrown into the vacuum of space by the Emperor known as Palpatine himself during Death Battle, which was animated by DevilArtemis."
Cell and Kermit looked at each other, confused. "And what does that have to do with me?" Cell asked Xehanort.
"This is the DAU and you are the mascot," Xehanort stated. "So…" Xehanort pulled out his own keyblade. "Time to die."
The perfect being looked over at his muppet companion, and asked, "What are my odds?"
"Considering he lost to Palpatine, I think you can kick his ass easily, no diff," Kermit said encouragingly with a thumbs up. "Kill them all."
Cell laughed. "Perfect."
"You are cocky, bug man!" Xehanort shouted as he pulled out the χ-blade on top of his other keyblade.
"Hold on one second," one of the cloaked and hooded members of the Real Organization XIII began. "Are you allowed to do that?"
"Shut it Shallot," Xehanort snapped at the cloaked XVI member of the Organization.
"Man, fuck this shit," the now exposed Shallot said. "I'm out." Shallot then proceeded to fly away.
"Shouldn't we stop him?" Young Xehanort asked.
"He wasn't a real member to begin with," Xehanort remarked. "And besides, we don't need-" Xehanort was cut off as Cell suddenly lifted him up into the air via his telekinetic powers, before causing Xehanort to explode.
"Yes, you did need him," Cell commented as the remaining XII members looked at Cell in a horrified and worried manner.
As the remainder of the Real Organization XIII looked at where Xehanort was destroyed, one of them, known as Demyx, pointed at Cell and shouted, "JUMP HIS ASS!"
This prompted the remaining XIIII members of the organization to try and kill Cell via having strength in numbers, casting Ice, Fire, and Electric spells. Cell was faster though and was easily able to dodge most of their attacks.
II of the members with their keyblades - Terra-Xehanort and Xion - lunged forward to attack Cell. The perfect being was easily able to catch both of their blades, before snapping them in half, and stabbing them both with their broken blades.
Kermit was watching the fight, when he looked over and saw Demyx standing and watching the fight. "Uh… shouldn't you be helping your squad?"
Demyx looked at Kermit and laughed after a moment. "Nah, I'm a lazy piece of shit, I don't give a fuck," Demyx said as the body of Dark Riku flew right past him and right into a plateau.
"Uh huh…" Kermit replied.
"They got this," Demyx said, before he was suddenly blown up by a stray Ki Blast from Cell, prompting Kermit to look back at the carnage.
Xemnas growled as he glared at Perfect Cell. "How the hell are you this strong?!"
Cell laughed at him. "Because I'm perfect…" Cell held up his hand and blasted Xemnas with a Ki Blast, annihilating him.
"Damn you!" Vanitas shouted as he slashed at Cell from behind with his keyblade. Cell turned around and punched the keyblade, his bare hand clashing with the weapon wielded by the XI member of the organization.
"How adorable, you're throwing a hissy fit," Cell remarked.
"Silence!" Young Xehanort shouted as he slashed at Cell from behind, with Cell sidestepping, causing Young Xehanort and Vanitas to run into each other.
"No you," Cell said, raising his hand to blast the two, before suddenly stopping as Lego appeared.
"What the fuck are you doing?" Lego questioned as he appeared, his mask being partially broken as he looked at Cell, revealing three-quarters of his face.
"These asses are attacking me," Cell replied. "Why do you care?"
"Alright, kill the rest of them, these two are off limits," Lego said as he pointed at Vanitas and Young Xehanort.
Cell crossed his arms. "And why is that?"
"There are people who will do things to you and commit horrors beyond what I plan on committing," Lego stated rather ominously, throwing Cell off guard. "In the meantime, I'mma take this and dispose of it." Lego picked up the χ-blade, observing the keyblade in his hand silently.
"...what the fuck?" Cell questioned.
"Just kill the rest of them already," Lego said as he disappeared.
Cell went silent, along with the remaining members of the Real Organization XIII. "Nah, I'mma kill 'em," Cell said, before looking at where Xehanort and Vanitas once were, before seeing that they were gone. "...shit."
"Damn, they fled," Kermit commented. "Oh well, they're gone now."
"Yep," Cell said with a nod, before proceeding to kill the rest of the members. "At least, peace has returned to my arena."
"For now," Kermit stated as he looked at Cell.
"Shut the fuck up," Cell said to Kermit as he glared at him, despite knowing Kermit was right.
"Should we hunt down those two Lego let live?" Kermit asked. "I kinda want to kill them with my keyblade." To prove this point, Kermit pulled out the keyblade he had used to kill his ex, Miss Piggy, during the League of Memes episodes on the official DevilArtemis YouTube.
"Not worth it," Cell replied as he crossed his arms. "Maybe next time when the people aren't on some stupid bullshit list of untouchables."
"Right, right," Kermit said as he looked down. "...say, where would they even go?"
"Why does this always happen to me?!" The very much traumatized Young Xehanort shouted as he ran far from Cell's Arena. He had no idea where Vanitas had gone, but was too busy running alone and reliving the scenes of his comrades being evaporated to stop and think.
As he ran, he wasn't aware of the city he had ran into, not as he ducked into an alleyway to hide. He placed his hand on a wall and leaned on it as he caught his breath, every fiber of his being shaken with despair.
"Why…?!" Young Xehanort shouted. "WHY?!"
"The despair in you is evident," a voice called out to Young Xehanort, alarming the survivor of the carnage that happened at Cell's Arena.
"Who's there?!" The young adult shouted as he brandished his keyblade, looking around the alley.
"Do not fear," the voice said again, before the voice's bearer appeared before him after floating to the ground from the rooftops of the buildings next to the alleyway. Evil gave him a smile, one that was innocent and sinister.
"I am here…"
One of my friends who actually knows a lot about Kingdom Hearts (their hyperfixation) and I were talking after they had posted a ref sheet for their OC, which prompted me to ask questions, and thus this chapter was born from those questions. They are also the only reason why Young Xehanort and Vanitas survived.
Well, in the meantime, time for some more filler arcs and random chapters.