Kermit vs Mass Mutterer

In the Yo-Kai World, on the streets of New Yo-Kai City, havoc was amuck as a tall and muscular individual ran around throwing dynamite and disrupting the peace of this far from normal city, all while holding a teddy bear, a ripped up striped prison outfit, and with broken chains on his wrists and ankle.

"Run!" The man shouted. "THE MASS MUTTERER IS ON THE LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOSE!" The man looked at the camera. "That would be me."

"Not so fast Bass Number!" Cell shouted, making the Mass Mutterer turn to see Cell and Kemit, as well as the rest of the Yo-Kai Watch Blasters.

"DOGGONE IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIT!" The Mass Mutterer shouted. "You'll never take me! I am the Prison Break King!"

"Your days are numbered villain!" Hovernyan responded. "The Blasters are here to detain you!"

Kermit looked at the floating blue cat Yo-Kai. "Hold on, shouldn't this be left to the police?"

"We are the police," Hovernyan replied.

Cell and Kermit both seemed confused. "For real?" They questioned.

"Indeed!" Mass Mutterer confirmed. "They are the police. I've lost to them many times as a matter of fact."

"So what makes this time different?" Cell questioned.

"I have SAAAAAAAAAAM!" Mass Mutterer shouted dramatically as he placed down the teddy bear he had.

"...what?" Cell questioned. Kermit and Cell exchanged glances, before the teddy bear known as Sam stood up.

"Oh god, it can move?!" Kermit questioned.

"I am a literal sand man," Sandmeh replied. "And you're questioning this?"

Kermit nodded. "Yes, yes I-" Kermit was cut off by the Mass Mutterer throwing a bomb at him, triggering an explosion as a result.

"Now it's time for me to kill you alllllllllllllllll!" Mass Mutterer shouted as he pulled out some knives he had.

However, the dust cleared to show that Kermit was completely fine and uninjured. Kermit looked over at Cell and said, "Hey, mind if I take this?"

Cell merely gestured to the Mass Mutterer. "Help yourself."

"What are you people going on about?!" The Mass Mutterer shouted, before Kermit suddenly transformed into his buff form once more. "Oh shit!"

"Pull up and get your shit ran!" Kermit shouted.

"What does that even-" Kermit cut off the Mass Mutterer by tackling him to the ground, and then proceeded to grab his head and started repeatedly headbutting the Mass Mutterer.

"Good shit Kermit!" Cell shouted as he cheered his homie on.

"My view on frogs has been changed in a way so dramatic that I think I now have existential dread," Hidabat mumbled more to herself than the rest of the Blasters.

Cell laughed. "Ha! Good for you!" Cell remarked sarcastically, before feeling something stab him in the leg, before looking down and seeing the teddy bear known as Sam stabbing him. Cell smirked. "Wrong move, little man." Cell then proceeded to pick up Sam by his head, before punting him, sending him flying through New Yo-Kai City as he made a demonic yell.

Meanwhile, the Mass Mutterer fell to the ground, suffering a concussion in the process. "I said it was an accident, Samantha," Mass Mutterer said.

"That's too bad," Kermit said as he flipped the Mass Mutterer off.

"Alright, we have him at our mercy," Cell said. "Now what should we do?"

Hovernyan promptly coughed into his paw. "W-Well… we should arrest him and take him back to Yo-Kai Prison. It is possible he'll be sent straight into the Infinite Inferno-"

"The Infinite what?" Kermit questioned.

"Not worth the explanation," Hovernyan replied.

"You can't just name drop a place and not say anything, that makes no sense!" Cell said, his agitation apparent.

"And you are doing community service, get over it!" Hovernyan shouted back, holding up his paw.

Cell and Kermit stared at Hovernyan's paw, which is literally a nub, in confusion. "What are you doing?" Cell questioned.

"I'm flipping you off," the floating blue cat Yo-Kai answered.

"...riiiiiiiiiiight, anywho," Cell said, before picking up the Mass Mutterer and backhanding him unconscious.

As the Blasters detained the Mass Mutterer, with the Yo-Kai Press slowly swarming the scene, Kermit looked at Cell. "Yo, what happened to that teddy bear?"

Cell looked at Kermit, confused for a moment. "Huh?"

"The teddy bear that the furry had," Kermit answered.

"Oh, that," Cell said. "I scored a field goal."

"Isn't that likely gonna come back and bite us in the ass?" Kermit questioned.

"Eh, what's the worst that can happen?" Cell replied as he waved his hand dismissively.

Ya know, looking back at the Yo-Kai Watch series, I really wished they localized Yo-Kai Watch 4 and brought it to Playstation or Switch in the US. It would be cool for it to get a resurgence.

Oh well, moving on.