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In the conquered Shonen City now known as Evil Capital, home of Evil's army and his main base where he stayed most of the time, Evil was actually out and about with Young Xehanort, who was following him around. Despite the unusual chemistry between the two, Evil and Xehanort were actually talking with one another.
"So you're telling me that Mickey Mouse is a king where you're from?" Evil questioned, surprised by what Xehanort had said.
The young man nodded in confirmation. "Indeed. He had been a huge pain to the efforts of Organization XIII whilst we were active. It was possible that we would've defeated him had my older self not decided to try and exact revenge on Cell."
"Speaking of, didn't you mention that one other member survived the encounter?" Evil asked.
"Well… yes," Xehanort confirmed. "His name is-"
"Oh my god, it's a portal!" Someone nearby shouted, drawing the attention of Evil and Xehanort as a dark portal randomly formed on the streets.
Evil laughed confidently. "It seems he's finally here!" Evil proclaimed as he looked at the portal. "I must admit, I have been waiting a long time. I didn't expect the heroes to assemble so quickly."
Xehanort looked at Evil with a confused expression, baffled by the sudden monologue. "What the hell are you-"
"But it doesn't matter!" Evil continued.
"Alright, just ignore me…" Young Xehanort muttered.
"I will still defeat all who dare fight against me!" Evil said. "Now Lego, come at me, and face me once and-"
"Silence!" A feminine voice shouted, cutting Evil off and catching him off guard as a woman with black wings and a white dress stepped out of the portal. To her side, another woman stepped out of the portal wearing a black dress with red highlights. Behind them, a tall man wearing an orange suit with a silver tail.
After a moment, two more people stepped out of the portal. One of which was an extremely tall light blue insectoid that seemed to chill the air just by being present. The other person who came out was an older looking gentleman who wore a black suit.
Behind them were two more people similar in appearance. One was a short elf who wore a white suit, while the other was also an elf who wore a blue suit top and a skirt.
These 7 individuals were in a circle formation around a skeleton man wearing a robe that covered most of his body, yet some people saw his face.
The man in the orange suit adjusted his glasses and hummed. "You all are in the presence of Ainz Ooal Gown, and your world is now under siege. Pledge your loyalty to Lord Ainz, or die."
The insectoid looked around the area they were in. "...not a lot of humans here," the insectoid commented.
"Cocytus is right, Albedo," the gentleman in the black suit said to the lady in the white dress. "You said this world was full of humans and other creatures."
"It is," the identified Albedo said.
"Hi mysterious and intimidating and definitely dangerous strangers!" A random girl with cat ears and tail said as she approached them. "Welcome to the Evil Capital, a city ruled by villains and criminals yet is the most peaceful place on Planet Earth!"
"Back up or die," the lady in the black dress stated as she glared at the cat girl.
"...but where are the humans?" Cocytus questioned. The locals or other civilians in the area, all of whom didn't look human, all raised their hands or gave audible replies. "What?"
"My Quirk makes me a shark man," one dude said.
"Yeah, my Quirk turned me into a slime!" A girl who looked like a slime chimed in.
The cat girl from earlier smiled. "I am also a hu-" The lady in the black dress tried to swipe at and kill the cat girl, but somehow the cat girl avoided the attack and jumped backwards. However, she did not truly jump, as Evil had telekinetically pulled her towards him and saved her life.
"Listen," Evil began as he gave the now panicking girl with a cat Quirk to Xehanort. "I specifically stated that the only blood to be shed in my city is only that of a hero, offenders, or those who wish to go against my rule or destroy the planet. The only exceptions are in fights where medical authority and doctors are present." Evil glared at the newcomers. "I will pardon this. Now, explain yourselves."
"Well filthy bipedal sheep," the man in the orange began. "We are-"
"Demiurge," the skeleton man began, causing Demiurge to go quiet and instantly turn around and kneel.
"Yes Lord Ainz?" The now identified Demiurge asked.
"Allow me," Ainz Ooal Gown said as he looked at Evil. "I take it you're the leader of this city?"
"I am the ruler of the planet, yes," Evil stated.
"But you don't rule the planet yet," Xehanort commented. "You said you'd only rule it once you killed your creator."
Evil looked over at Xehanort and shrugged. "Considering how I'm easily stronger than pretty much everyone on the planet, I think I might as well be considered its ruler." Turning back to Ainz, Evil said, "Your point?"
"Well, allow me to introduce myself and my Floor Guardians," Ainz said. "I am Ainz Ool Gown. My loyal followers are Demiurge." The man in the orange suit flipped Evil off. "Albedo." Albedo made a gesture with her thumb as if to insinuate that Evil should slit his own throat. "Shalltear." The woman in the black dress hissed at Evil, showing her fangs. "Cocytus." The insectoid waved slightly. "Sebas." The gentleman in the black suit nodded. "Aura." The elf with the white suit waved with a smile. "And Mere." The elf wearing a skirt waved more shyly. "It was brought to my attention by Albedo that your world exists and so I wish to conquer it."
"The fact Albedo hid this from Lord Ainz solely because of her whorish tendencies still irks me," Shalltear growled in annoyance.
"Says the one who goes after the undead to satisfy her desires," Albedo remarked. "And don't you dare try and start you damn freak, I will expose you and every single fetish of yours right now!"
"We're about to witness a cat fight," Young Xehanort whispered to Evil as Albedo and Shalltear argued.
"But they're not cats," Evil whispered back.
"No, it's when two women fight," Young Xehanort corrected with a deadpan look.
"Okay, but what's a fetish?" Evil asked now.
"Moving on!" Xehanort shouted as he stopped whispering to Evil and tried to stop the cat fight.
"Silence you filthy human!" Both Albedo and Shalltear shouted, taking Young Xehanort off guard with how quickly their aggression turned to him.
"Albedo, Shalltear, please stop this right now," Ainz asked, clearly not happy with how things have spiraled, and actually sounding upset.
"Yes Lord Ainz," Shalltear said instantly. "But I call dibs on that white haired human. I'm going to rip him apart from the inside out and wear his skin like a robe…"
"What the fuck?!" Xehanort questioned as he took a step back.
"Oi, who do you think you are?!" Evil questioned as he got a bit angry.
"I am Shalltear Bloodfallen, the strongest of the Floor Guardians and a true vampire," Shalltear shouted with pride. "And I am far above you weak, worthless, incompetent lumps of meat whose only purpose is to grovel in the dirt and store blood for when I need to feast! When I'm done with this city's humans, I'll make sure to tear off all your body parts, starting with the ones you dare to possess to try and make us believe you aren't human so we would spare you meaningless lives, and then shove them down your throats or use them as a bloody fucking noose!"
"Shalltear, rein it in," Ainz warned Shalltear.
"Yes Lord Ainz," Shalltear said as she looked back at Ainz with a bow.
"Didn't know vampires could be so rude," Evil remarked. "You act worse than the one vampire I do know."
Shalltear turned towards Evil with a glare. "No one said you could speak, you worthless lump of meat!" Evil's hand twitched, with Ainz saw. "Ruler of this world or not, I'm going to rip off your cock and shove it so far up your a-"
Ainz suddenly lifted his hand and the whole world went still. Everything was silent, no one was moving, and no one could register or see his movements as Ainz had effectively stopped time using the Time Stop spell of his. Ainz breathed a sigh of relief at how he had decided to act, and potentially saved the life of his subordinate…
…especially since Evil was right in front of her and was likely about to punch her head off.
"God, now I have to think of a punishment for Shalltear once we conquer this world," Ainz said to himself as he placed a hand on his skeleton head and looked down. "I swear, she needs to take a chill pill…"
"How interesting."
Ainz panicked as he looked up and saw Evil looking at him. Evil lowered himself to the ground, having been mid jump when time was stopped and walked past Shalltear, Albedo, and Demiurge and stopped a few feet away from Ainz.
"You can stop time," Evil commented. "Not a lot of people can do that."
"I'm… sorry," Ainz began. "How… How the hell are you moving?"
"Hmm?" Evil questioned as he lifted an eyebrow.
"I stopped time," Ainz said. "Literal time. Nothing should be able to move right now except for me!" Ainz looked Evil head to toe, baffled. He looked so ordinary… and yet he was moving… How was this possible?! "Who are you?"
"I am Evil," Evil began. "I am the ruler of this world, and I am a god!"
"Oh shit, for real?!" Ainz questioned.
"Welllll…" Evil began, catching Ainz off guard again. "Technically not. I'm not in god form, so I'm not a god. Haven't been able to turn Super Saiyan God in so long. Like, you have no idea. I'm not a God of Destruction either. I mean, I've killed a few Grand Zenos, but that doesn't make me a god, it just means I'm strong. I also took Demon God as a title, but I'm not recognized as one either because I-"
"I'm sorry, what?" Ainz asked, confused once more.
Evil pointed at Ainz. "Listen here bucko, just because you paused time doesn't mean I'm unable to keep up with you. I am a warrior unlike anything else, and I-"
"Look, I'm terribly sorry about Shalltear's behavior," Ainz said, stopping Evil mid-sentence. "Her and Albedo are extremely cranky most of the time and things tend to spiral really quickly. Recently, Albedo confessed to traveling to this world for the sake of finding sexual pleasure amongst the non-human species. But things grew boring and she wanted to offer this world up to me to conquer since she's also been… slacking a bit back at the Great Tomb of Nazarick."
Evil took a step back now and crossed his arms. "...so what are you saying?"
"First, I am definitely here to conquer your planet," Ainz answered. "Not much of a surprise, but that is the goal. Second, I'm apologizing for my subordinates' behaviors because so far you've caught my interest and I believe you could potentially be a great asset. Do you know how many people are able to move while time is stopped? None. Literally none. You are the first person I've encountered who can move whilst Time Stop has been cast. Lastly, I have a lot of questions I want to ask, but I can save those for later."
"You want me to join you?" Evil asked.
"Yes!" Ainz said with a nod. "Hell, it'd be easier than having to kill you and take everything by force and rule the planet through fear."
Evil seemed to consider it for a moment. "Counter-argument, how about you work for me?"
"...I don't follow."
"I'm gathering an army of villains to go up against my creator, Lego," Evil said. "Someone who is just as strong as me. His army is composed of the greatest, strongest, and amazing heroes known to all of humanity from across the multiverse!" Evil spread his arms out wide. "His army is so powerful that I have lost to him plenty of times in the 100 years we have been at war!"
"I'm sorry, 100 years?" Ainz questioned.
"Join me, Ainz," Evil said as he held his hand out to Ainz.
Ainz looked at Evil's hand for a moment… before eventually he looked Evil in the eyes. Evil was confident, and even had a smile on his face.
"Hmm…" Ainz reached out and shook Evil's hand.
Evil smiled widely. "Trust me, you won't regret-"
"Delay Magic: True Death," Ainz said suddenly, confusing Evil as Ainz's hand glowed purple for a moment. Evil was caught off guard.
For a long moment, the two stood there looking at each other… before eventually confusion spread to both of their faces.
"I'm sorry, what?" Evil asked as he let go of Ainz's hand.
"Okay, not sure if it's because time is stopped or what, but you… should be dead," Ainz said honestly. For a moment, time resumed, and then was paused again, but Evil did not fall over. "HOW THE HELL ARE YOU ALIVE?!"
"Because…" Evil began with a smile. "...I don't know."
Ainz was confused. "...that's stupid," Ainz said. "You can't just say 'Because' with such confidence and have no explanation!"
"Well, death is rather obsolete in this world, and even if I did die, I could always get revived with the Dragon Balls," Evil began.
"Did you say the Dragon Balls?" Ainz asked.
"Yes," Evil began. "The Dragon Balls are-"
"Seven magical orbs when brought together can grant almost any wish," Ainz said in unison with Evil. As Evil went silent in slight surprise, Ainz said, "Oh my god, I'm in Dragon Ball Z."
"Super technically," Evil stated.
"Whatever," Ainz replied. "Are you immortal?"
"What kind of question is that?" Evil questions. "Why wouldn't I be?"
"Oh great, no wonder you're alive," Ainz remarked. "You're a goddamn immortal."
"I mean… not much of a reason still," Evil replied as he crossed his arms. "I kill immortals all the time."
Ainz paused once again. "What the hell are you on about?"
"Lego's army," Evil said. "It's full of immortals. Hell, he is immortal."
"And you're trying to get your army to go on a suicide run?!" Ainz Ooal Gown questioned.
"Well if he attacks before I can mass produce power cubes and make my army immortal, yes," Evil confirmed.
"You're going to make your entire army immortal?" Ainz asked.
"Yes, of course."
"...can his army kill immortals?" Ainz asked now.
"Well… yeah…"
"THEN THE FUCK IS THE POINT OF IT?!" Ainz asked.
"Regardless, I haven't managed to make any of the cubes because my old base got destroyed whilst I was in a plane of existence only he could access and banish me too alongside my brothers," Evil said. "Still, I can remake the technology… though it's been a pain."
Ainz placed a hand to his chin as he regarded Evil. Despite his stupidity, Evil seemed… powerful enough… maybe.
"Can you… go back to where you were standing before you tried to kill Shalltear?" Ainz asked as he took a few steps back.
"...why?" Evil questioned with a raised eyebrow.
"Just do it…" Ainz said. "And… don't kill her please."
Evil rolled his eyes, but complied. "Fine."
As he stood back to where he was standing previously, time resumed. "-ss that it goes up to your skull," Shalltear resumed as time continued as nothing happened, "and skull fu-"
"Shalltear, enough!" Ainz said, stopping Shalltear from finishing that sentence.
"Take a chill pill," Evil remarked as he looked at Shalltear.
Shalltear's eye twitched as she glared at Evil. "Why you-" She stopped once more as she heard Ainz snort and laugh a bit.
"Haha…" Ainz chuckled. "Oh… Don't know why that was funny." Ainz coughed into his hand. "Ahem. So, ruler of this planet… I shall make you a proposal."
"You're going to join me and my army?" Evil asked with a raised eyebrow.
"Lord Ainz would never do such," Sebas commented.
"He would never subject himself to the whims and orders of some sheep who claims to rule the world but looks like a fucking commoner!" Demiurge remarked. "Know your place you filthy human!"
"Okay, I'm stating the obvious now," Evil began. "You all look human, mostly, except for the one called Cocytus." Ainz's Floor Guardians all looked at Evil, baffled by his words. "Now, I can tell you're all not human considering your pathetic behaviors. But if you're going to act like humans are so horrible and are below the dirt and the worms inside the dirt, at least be like Cocytus and not look mostly like humans!"
"You dare…?!" Albedo questioned, baffled by his words.
"I am a demon," Evil stated. "And you've done nothing but call me a filthy human, as if that's an insult."
"You, a demon?!" Demiurge questioned. "HA! Don't make me laugh!"
"For the love of YGGDRASIL, quiet!" Ainz shouted as he clapped his hands together. "I wasn't done speaking!"
"Yes Lord Ainz," Ainz's followers said.
"As I was saying, how about we have a duel," Ainz said to Evil. "Whoever wins becomes the leader of both sides. Simple?"
Evil raised an eyebrow. "So… you're forfeiting to me."
"A simple duel is just that, a duel," Ainz replied. "Just be a good sport and fight me."
Evil went silent. Eventually, Young Xehanort looked at him and said, "There wouldn't be any harm in a duel if you believe you can win."
"True," Evil replied with a nod. "Hmm… This would be a good chance for the world to see my power." Evil smiled and laughed. "Very well Ainz, I accept your duel!"
"Very well," Ainz began. "Now, let us find a suitable location."
"This is Dragon Ball," Evil remarked. "There are canyons everywhere."
"That is a contradiction to your previous statement," Xehanort commented. Evil rolled his eyes and clapped his hands. Suddenly, a floating camera appeared beside him and he looked over at the giant monitor that was at the top of his castle, showing them all on screen. "I'm sorry, when the fuck did that get there?!"
"Just now," Evil said. "...hmm…" Evil looked at the giant monitor, and tilted his head. "I don't know if that's good or not."
"You can worry about it later," Ainz said with a sigh as he facepalmed.
"Oh, fine," Evil replied as he started flying. "Let's go. And Xehanort, take his followers to the castle."
"I'M SORRY WHAT?!" Xehanort shouted, baffled.
Ainz hummed. "Don't worry. My followers should know better than to do anything without my permission." The threat hung in the air, and Ainz followers nodded vigorously. Ainz then took flight, and began flying with Evil towards whatever direction they were going to fight.
To be continued…
Two parter… I didn't think this would be a two parter, but I must say, I wrote this in like… three hours. And this was before I finished the previous chapter as well! I wanna save the fighting for the next chapter and not drag everything out.
By the way, Overlord is not one of the anime or series I can say I know… That would be one the homie Tale (Talespinner69) is all about. All of this is written by me though, so all choices for dialogue are mine and mine alone, including how vulgar the characters are.
So, I'll see everyone next time. PEACE!