Cell vs Black Ops 6 Zombies

Somewhere in West Virginia in the lovely town of Liberty Falls where cop sirens were buzzing with activity, alongside the screams of innocent people and fires, Cell and Kermit were standing on the rooftop of a gas station.

"Well, seems the Zombie Apocalypse has sprung in full force," Kermit began with a hum, holding an AK-47 with extended mags. "Oh well."

"Jesus Christ, what the hell happened here other than the obvious?" Cell asked as he looked at Kermit.

"Uh… the obvious?" Kermit replied, not exactly sure what to say. "Look, all I know is that we-"

"You," Cell corrected with a glare.

"-I received a distress signal from my time machine, and so we hopped back to the 1990s to take care of matters here," Kermit explained. "And besides, did you really think we were gonna drop Black Ops 6 so soon?"

"Considering the rumors and accusations about them using AI for their calling cards and event rewards, kind of," Cell said as he held up his phone that had a Tridzo video on it.

As Kermit looked at the YouTube video on Cell's phone, he asked, "How the hell do you have service?"

"Moving along," the Perfect being said dismissively, dodging the question entirely. "I guess we should investigate the town, huh?"

"Probs," Kermit said.

"We're heading to the Mystery Box first then," Cell told Kermit.

"Why?" Kermit questioned, before Cell glared at the muppet.

"Because you decided to just randomly hand me a FUCKING RPG!" Cell shouted, holding a standard RPG up. "Like seriously, WHY THIS?!"

"You literally survive random explosions," Kermit countered.

"And I also have been defeated by both penguins and platypuses!" Cell retorted, annoyance written all over his face.

"Okay, okay, fine," Kermit responded, not going to argue… too much.

After a visit to the Mystery Box, the two made it to right outside the church of the area they were in, and found it was sealed off by some weird fleshy gate. "What the hell is this?" Cell questioned.

"We definitely gotta throw a molotov at it," Kermit said as he pulled out a grenade.

Cell looked at Kermit, confused. "That's… That's a 'nade, Kermit."

"Oh wow, no shit," Kermit said, before tossing the grenade up into the sky, before it hit a random head on a spike near the roof of the church, causing it to suddenly rain zombies.

Seeing the zombies rain down from the sky, Cell was dumbfounded, before turning to look at Kermit and saying, "And I don't know what to believe anymore."

"You'll be fine," Kermit said. Just a moment later, a zombie fell on him, the zombie exploding in a mess of blood upon impact and dropping a tablet.

Cell picked up the tablet and saw it had an image of a mortar strike. "Is this a Mortar Strike?" Cell asked.

"Nope… LDBR," Kermit said as he stood back up, shaking the blood off of himself.

"What does that stand for?" Cell asked Kermit now.

"Suicide," Kermit explained.

"For those who don't know," Goku Black said, sitting behind a desk with a microphone in front of him. "Before the Season 1 update for Black Ops 6, the LDBR would still kill you in Black Ops 6 Zombies, even if you were using PHD Flopper, which grants immunity to self-inflicted explosive damage and fire. This has since been fixed."

Cell blinked as the scene transitioned back to him and Kermit outside of the church. "...oh god, did that really just happen?"

"Yeah," Kermit replied. "The author has definitely abandoned us."

"Where even is Lego?" Cell asked with a raised eyebrow.

In the Hyperbolic Time Chamber…

Lego was screaming at the top of his lungs as energy exploded out of him as a result of his pure, unadulterated rage.

"I don't think we want the answer to that," Kermit replied with a frown.

Cell merely shrugged and nodded. "Yeah…" Cell then pulled out a molotov. "Anywho…" He then chucked the molotov at the flesh door and it opened up the entrance to the church.

"We are misleading a lot of people," Kermit acknowledged with a slow nod.

"Hell yeah," Cell said with a hum, before they entered the church and saw the purple lighting, caused by the spacial ceiling, with black plant-like things growing on the walls inside of the church, with seats and stuff floating in the air as well. "...this is trippy."

"Yeah, but at least Pack-a-Punch is here," Kermit said, gesturing to the Pack-a-Punch Machine casually chilling at the top of the small platform of the church.

The two then idly stood there, staring at the Pack-a-Punch Machine, both not doing anything except shifting their weight, fidgeting with their guns, and looking around the church.

"Kermit?" Cell began after a moment.

"Yeah?"

"This chapter is just filler to fill a quota, isn't it?"

"Definitely."

"Yeah, let's get the fuck out of here," Cell said as he teleported them out of the Dark Aether infested church and back to the time machine.

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