Chapter threeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
NOTE FROM AUTHOR: Ok. I know that Hermione's font didn't work the past few chapters, so I am going to keep trying with it. Don't worry. I'll get it one day. Thanks to Jasmin for your review, I will try to upload a few more stories and more of this one too3.
So, we are skipping over the whole Draco cleaning dorms and stuff. It got too hectic. This time, instead of having Mionie as our special guest, we have…. Harry! Yaayy… Honey, is it really a good idea to have your sick ex in here? Oh, shut up. Anyways harry, so you remember the next morning? When I came in and checked on you in the hospital wing? Um... yeah… you're that blonde kid, right? Or are you the brunette? Harry, I'm the ginger. You can see my hair. Oh yeah. I thought you might have dyed it. But then again, who would ever want to be a ginger? *Cough cough hack cough* *tear runs down face* Oh baby, no don't cry, it's ok. Thanks babe. I think its best harry gets taken back to the hospital. He shouldn't have been here in the first place. It was a stupid idea. Normally I wouldn't call your ideas stupid, but you make a good point. Maybe we can put Ron in the interview? Nah he's an audience member. Oh yeah. I guess we'll have to get Hermione back again. Please! No! anyone but that deranged mudblood! Draco Lucuis Malfoy! What? She's crazy. We should send her to an asylum. Draco, we are getting her in here whether you like it or not! *sigh* FIIINE.
~PLEASE HOLD~
We back? Yep. Rolling Ok cool thanks Mark. So. Are we going to tell the complete story of how we met or just a brief overview and then get to the exciting news? Brief. I'm getting bored. You get bored at everything you rich bastard! Mionie! Language! This is supposed to be child friendly! Sorry Gin. So. Go on. I want to know the story, even if it is brief. We met up a few nights later, snuck out to Hogsmeade and had a ~Romantic~ dinner at the Three Broomsticks. A few nights later and I snuck her into my dorm and we… did something extremely CHILD FRIENDLY because we don't get paid enough to swear and this show is PG13 so only one f-bomb. I am saving that f-bomb. I am treasuring it until the perfect moment. What if I were to use it? What if I just came out and said CENSORED it? Y'know, CENSORED this, CENSORED that? Ginny! I wanted that f-bomb! Don't worry. Mark will bleep it out. Won't you Mark? We don't have the budget for bleeping. We can make someone say 'CENSORED' instead. Yeah, I guess that works too. Anyways, we went on a few dates, got married blah blah blah… now time for the big news! Oh yeah! Our big news is….. we-
DUE TO UNFORSEEN CIRCUMSTANCES, WE HAD TO CUT THE INTERVEIW THERE. WE WILL BE BACK TOMORROW. SORRY FOR THE INCONVENIENCE.
WHAT?! Ronald! I want to know what the big news is! We all do. Yeah but now I gotta wait until NEXT WEEK for the next episode to come out! Oh, and I'm famous again! Did you hear them mention me? Yes honey. Congratulations.