Lucy pops up from the right and says: "We're all mad here."

Another Lucy pops up from the left and says: "You must be too, or you wouldn't be here."

They both smile.

...

A Chaos, Chaos!

Lincoln, Lucy, and Grim walked into the Loud House looking worn out. "I can't believe we survived against those giant Netherworld worms." Lincoln gasped out.

"I can. I still get to decide when your time will be up." Grim told him.

Lucy stopped, "Something doesn't feel right..."

Suddenly, a giant golden curved blade on a gold pendulum swung right in front of the three, embedding itself into the nearby wall. All three looked at it in awe.

"Where the heck did that come from?" Lincoln asked.

"Did Luan finally snap?" Grim asked.

"Uh...why is it golden?" Lucy asked.

"Why, gold is my brand, sweetie." Answered a sultry voice coming from the living room.

"Eris! I should have known!" Grim called out.

Eris laughed a haughty laugh as she approached, "And yet you nearly walked right into it, Grimmy!"

"No way! How did you find out where we live?" Lincoln asked.

Eris took out a golden apple-shaped smartphone (which, ironically enough, was an Android phone), "Well, you kids post everything online today. How reckless of you!"

Grim glared at Lincoln and asked, "Why didn't you block her, mon?"

"I didn't want to seem rude!" Lincoln answered.

"Who is this? Some sort of exhibitionist?" Lucy asked.

Eris laughed, "You can say that! I'm shocked, Linky! You didn't tell your cute sister about little ol' me?"

Eris reached out to pat Lucy's head, but the goth girl quickly side-stepped her pat. "Don't touch me." She muttered.

"Oooh, she's gonna be fun to torment!" Eris hissed.

"Lucy, this is Eris. She's a Greek goddess who likes to make people miserable. We should get away from her." Lincoln explained.

Lucy was still for a moment, "Why? I'm all for causing misery."

Lincoln groaned and put his face in his palm.

"What are ya even doin' here?" Grim asked.

Eris shrugged, "Well, I've been getting bored with causing train derailments, chemical spills, and making people believe they're seeing aliens again. Figured I needed to do something more...personal."

"Wait, that was you?" Lincoln asked.

"Don't seem too surprised. " Eris smirked.

Grim shook his head, "Let's just ignore her. She will get bored and move on to be somebody else's problem."

Eris frowned, "Well if you're going to be a Mr. Grumpybones about it, I'm not going to tell you what I did in the bathroom."

Suddenly, there was a terrible roar that came from upstairs, presumably from the only bathroom in the house. Lincoln, Lucy, and Grim did a double-take from upstairs to Eris.

"Eris, what did you do?" Lincoln asked.

"I created some chaos in your bathroom. I thought you wouldn't mind." Eris gave them a sadistic smile.

Our three heroes felt an overwhelming sense of dread.

"I am not going to clean up whatever's up there!" Grim stated.

Lucy grabbed Grim's arm and pulled him up the stairs, "Oh yes you are. I am NOT going to hold it in until school tomorrow."

Lincoln started to follow the duo but stopped and turned towards Eris, "Eris, we'll deal with you later. Just don't destroy the house!" he told her.

"Or what?" Eris asked.

"Just don't!" he told her.

Eris smirked, "No promises."

Lincoln ran upstairs, and Eris plopped herself on the couch, making herself at home again. She pulled out a golden apple and threw it at the TV, turning it on to the news.

"This is Katherine Mulligan reporting on the destruction caused by the giant worms that suddenly appeared in Royal Woods today. At this point, we are unsure where they came from or why they attacked."

Eris giggled, "As if they need a reason."

"The city has reached out to state and federal government organizations for relief efforts, but so far, these efforts have failed as the government refuses to believe there's any issue."

Just then, the front door opened, and Lynn walked into the house and headed for the living room, "Clear the couch, the game is on!" She cried out.

Eris threw a golden apple at her, and a golden bat-masked wrestler appeared. The wrestler grabbed Lynn and tossed her out the window, then jumped after her outside. "Couch privileges."

Leni, Lola, and Lana then walked into the house, "It's not fair! I was close to making that worm my friend!" Lana complained.

"I know Lana, but I don't think mom and dad would let you keep it. It'd be too big for the house!" Leni told her.

"And it'd be way too messy...who's that?" Lola pointed at Eris.

Eris beamed at the trio, "Oh, I'm a friend of Grim. I am Eris, Goddess of Chaos, Discord, and so on."

Leni smiled, "Wow! I didn't know Grim had any friends! Well, aside from Lincoln and Lucy."

Lola's eyes lit up, "You're a Goddess? Can you make me one?"

Eris laughed, "My, aren't you ambitious? Why don't you try using the Apple of Discord?" Eris took out her golden apple and handed it to Lola.

"Is this...real gold?" Lola asked.

Leni ooohed and said, "It's really pretty and shiny!"

Lana snatched it, "Hey, don't hog it!" She told her.

Eris giggled. Things were going just as planned.

Leni then took the apple from Lana, "Lana! It's not nice to take things from - oops!"

Leni clumsily dropped the apple, and it landed on her dress, vanishing into it and turning her seafoam green dress into a glittery gold one with a ton of bedazzled jewels and shiny buttons. Lana and Lola looked at it in awe.

"Wow! This is gorgeous! What's this button do?" Leni pushed one of the buttons, and the hem of her dress started to transform into a small buggy she ended up sitting in. The buggy started up, and Leni grabbed onto a steering wheel that manifested and drove it out the door and down the street.

The twins turned towards Eris, Lola spoke first, "You can make dresses?" She asked.

"You can make cars?" Lana asked.

"I can do ANYTHING!" Eris gloated.

After hearing that, Lola and Lana both grabbed one of Eris's arms and started tugging on her.

"Make me a car!" Demanded Lana.

"Make me a dress!" Demanded Lola.

Eris suddenly dropped her composure, "Hey! Don't pull on me!"

The twin terrors didn't stop. They pulled more on Eris while yelling their demands.

"Car!"

"Dress!"

"I'm serious, you monsters! If you keep this up, I'll- "

Eris was cut off by a terrible ripping noise.

The twins stopped their pulling and looked in awe at what they had just done.

At that moment, Grim, Lincoln, and Lucy came back downstairs, looking more worn out and angry, "Okay Eris, you crossed the line this time! I'm gonna-"

That's when the trio discovered there were now two Erises. Well, to be more accurate, there was one Eris who still had blonde hair and a white Greek dress while the other Eris had raven-black hair and a dark blue crop top with a raggedy skirt.

"Hey, she's multiplied." Lucy remarked.

Grim shook his head, "Oh no, no, this is the opposite, Eris has split into two!"

Lincoln glared at the twins, "What did you two do?" He asked.

Lana and Lola pointed at each other, "It was her!"

The blue-clothed Eris walked up to Lincoln and put a hand on his cheek, "My, aren't you an adorable little man? How about you and I go create some chaos together?"

Lincoln pushed her arm away and backed up, "Grim, what happened? She's creepier than before!"

Grim nodded, "Seems she interacted with your evil sisters and it was too much fer her to handle. Now, she has split into two personalities: Naughty Eris and Nice Eris!"

"You seen this before?" Lucy asked.

"Well, no, but it was an idea in some canceled project."

Naughty Eris scoffed, "Don't talk as if you know me, Than. We only went out three times."

"Than?" Neurons fired in Lincoln's brain. "Like Thanatos? The Greek god of death?"

Grim cringed a little, "Don't remind me. That was a dumb nickname I had in my edgier years."

Naughty Eris shoved past Grim, stepping on one of his feet as she did, "Ugh, your old bones are stinking up this place. I'm outta here!" She walked out the door and took out a silver apple and dropped it on the ground. The earth split open and out of it crawled a velociraptor. Naughty Eris mounted the creature and rode it into town.

Lincoln, Lucy, and Lana watched her go in awe, "Did she just make a dinosaur?" Lana asked.

"Looks that way." Lucy answered.

"Wait, her apple was silver instead of gold? Why?" Lincoln asked Grim.

"What, you think I know?" Grim asked back.

"You knew about the two splitting into a Naughty Eris and Nice Eris...wait, where's the Nice Eris?"

"Over here, dear." Called a sing-song voice from the living room.

The four by the door turned to see Lola and Nice Eris sitting in the living room with a bronze ornate tea set and table.

"Uh...and she has bronze apples I guess?" Lincoln surmised.

Nice Eris smiled at him, "Very astute!" She materialized a bronze apple, "I do have bronze while my other half has silver. Although bronze isn't as powerful as silver or gold, I still have firm control of it creating whatever I please, like this tea set."

"Linky, you have to let her stay!" Lola demanded. "She can make beautiful things like this out of nothing!"

Lincoln groaned, "We are not letting her stay so you can have unlimited stuff, Lola!"

"Why not?"

"Oh my, I am outstaying my welcome, aren't I?" Nice Eris asked.

"That's the understatement of the century." Grim quipped.

"Oh Grim, are you still mad at me?'

"Yes."

"Mad at her for what?" Lucy asked.

Grim sighed, "Relationship drama."

"Ah, understood."

Nice Eris got up, gave a curtsy to Lola, and walked to the door. Everyone watched her walk out. It was then that they all noticed half the town was on fire.

"What the what?" Lincoln asked as everyone stepped outside.

"Oh no, it looks like the handiwork of Naughty Eris." Nice Eris observed.

"She was out of sight for a few minutes and caused all this?" Lincoln asked.

"Well, to her credit, it's what she does." Lucy remarked.

That's when Leni drove up in her golden buggy and waved, "Hi everyone! Have you seen my new dress-car?"

"Leni! What happened to the town?" Lincoln asked.

Leni tapped her chin, "Well, I was just at the mall when Eris showed up, only it was not Eris because she had black hair. Maybe it was her evil twin! She robbed a wig shop-"

"Thank you, Leni, that's all we need to know." Grim told her as he took out his scythe, "Are y'all up for hunting a goddess?"

"There's no need, she's coming this way." Lucy pointed at Naughty Eris running their way with a manic expression, though now wearing a blonde wig.

Nice Eris went up to her, "Eris! Did you misuse the Apple of Discord again?"

Naughty Eris made a disgusted face, "Misuse? Me? I spread Chaos! It's what we're meant to do!"

"You once again mistook chaos for destruction! It is much more than that!"

The Louds and Grim watched the argument, unsure of what to do. "Should...should we do something?" Lincoln finally asked.

Grim rubbed his jawbone, "Yes, let's get some popcorn."

Leni smiled, "Ooh! I picked some up!"

Naughty Eris jabbed a finger into Nice Eris's face, "Don't think you can act all high and mighty at me! You're just as guilty as I am for using the Apple for your selfish wants!"

Nice Eris scoffed, "At least daddy loved me more."

"THAT DOES IT!"

Naughty Eris tackled Nice Eris and the two started wrestling in the street.

The Louds and Grim were too busy eating popcorn to do much aside from watching the madness.

"What's all that racket? What the heck is going on out there?" Yelled the Loud's neighbor, Mr. Grouse, as he poked his head out the window. He saw the two goddesses fighting and sneered, "Young people these days! No self-control!" He went back inside and then came out with a video camera to record the fight.

Just then, sirens could be heard approaching, and soon enough two police cars were in the neighborhood. Two officers got out with tasers drawn, and pointed at the two Erises "Freeze you two! We had reports of a blonde Greek woman with a gap in her teeth causing all the mayhem in town!"

The two Erises stopped their fighting for a few moments before Naughty Eris quickly took off her wig and pointed at Nice Eris, "That's her officers! Shoot her before she gets away!"

"What?" Nice Eris asked. She was then shot with taser probes and electrified on the spot, causing her to collapse.

The two officers cuffed Nice Eris and threw her into the back of one of the police cars. They then turned towards the Louds, "You kids take your Halloween prop and get inside! It's dangerous outside!"

The officers got into their cars and drove off. The Louds and Grim finished up their popcorn and Mr. Grouse went back into his house.

"The nerve of them cops callin' me a prop!" Grim grumbled.

"Maybe we should sue." Lucy remarked.

"Okay, so, Nice Eris is arrested. Didn't we need her to get the original Eris back?" Lincoln asked.

Naughty Eris put her wig back on, "Or, now hear me out, I could just wear this and you can all pretend I'm the original Eris."

Everyone looked at her in bewilderment for a moment. Lincoln sighed, "Close enough."

"Hey, so when can I get my car?" Lana asked.

"Or my dress?" Lola asked.