Percy Jackson/ Pokegirls

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This story is a crossover of the Percy Jackson Series and Pokegirls. Yes, this story will contain smut, so if you're too young as in under the age of 16 DO NOT READ THIS STORY! I will take this down if asked by Fanfiction then repost it once the 18A rated stuff is removed.

Character Description

Far in the depths of the multiverse one of its travelers was contemplating what to do. He was a man of about mid-twenties with Irish-Green eyes spiraling between Forest Green and Brown. This traveler was about 6' tall with dark hair with strands of red mixed in, his soul patch beard looked similar except with redder at the beards' corners. This man was wearing a black trench coat with a lot of pockets and carabiners, his shirt was red with a decal of a green/gold drill overtop the biohazard symbol. His pants were very easy to move around in and had a small scale-like texture. His feet were in Nike runners.

He was also very, very bored and as a person, he knew would say "boredom is the enemy of immortality. He spent most of his time within the multiverse watching and he was getting bored with it. So he decided to try his hand at making a new timeline/ dimension. In a very complex ritual (eeni meeni miny moe) he came up with which people he would annoy/make stronger. The dimensions he chose were Percy Jackson and Pokegirls.

Chapter 1

Takes place during Chapter: XLII of Blood of Olympus

Percy, Annabeth, and Piper just finished navigating the tunnels of Athens towards the Acropolis, to stop a race of Giants that wanted to wake Gaia. Piper had used her charm-speak to sing to the Gemini king and his people, tricking them into allowing safe passage. Once they reached the end of the tunnel Piper used her charm-speak to send the Gemini back to their home. As they continued on their way, Hazel's illusionary spell, which she cast on them before the three left the ship Argo II, took effect and made them look like the Earthbound.

The demigods then separated to get to the Acropolis, Percy and Annabeth went one way while Piper went another. Piper snuck around the Giant's forces while taking out any single or small groups of monsters. She and the other two demigods had an important job to do. She had to disable the Giant's artillery to allow her demigod reinforcements from the Argo II to arrive.

While Piper was still hidden and making her way to the Acropolis she heard a big bang. This excited the other monsters into swarming into the structure. Here she saw Annabeth and Percy captured by the Giants. Annabeth was held by Periboia, the princess of the Giants, while Percy was being held by Enceladus, the anti-Athena. Piper could see them struggling to escape from the holds.

Porphyrion the giant king, gloated "Catching the demigods right on time. It is time to water these stones with the Blood of Olympus to raise Gaia from her slumber." Porphyrion had however incorrectly assumed there were only two demigods, not three. Piper noticed this and stealthily got into a position to rescue her friends, and hoped that their reinforcements arrived soon.

Porphyrion introduced the demigods to an old-looking giant by the name of Thoon. Thoon's purpose was to destroy the Sisters of Fate. He carried a cleaver for the sole purpose of sacrificing demigods and killing the Sisters of Fate. Thoon decided to kill Annabeth first, much to Percy's horror.

As Thoon hefted his cleaver to sacrifice Annabeth. Piper was tensing up so that she could move to grab the Giant's cleaver. A bright blue/green light appeared in the middle of the room. Out of it stepped a figure was roughly six feet tall and was wearing a hooded Trench Coat that was Black with Red veins.

The figure looked around, then said in a deep brooding voice, "What is this, a cheap rip-off ritual sacrifice cliché?"

Everyone just stared blankly at him and was completely dumbfounded at what he just said. The man continued unhindered, "Seriously, this is just an example of cliché Rituals for Evil Deities." The Piper had to stifle a snort, she was thinking along the same lines. Now the first Giant to snap out of the shock of the man's appearance was Enceladus, who leveled his spear at the stranger and demanded, "WHO ARE YOU!"

The cloaked man seemed to stare blankly at the Giant for a second while cleaning his ear with his pinky finger. He was completely unimpressed at the Giants. He addressed Enceladus, "So, are you universal or just scrub level?"

He asked this as he lowered his hood. He revealed his face to be a man of about mid-twenties with eyes that were spiraling between forest green and brown. His hair was dark with strands of red mixed in, his soul patch beard looked similar except with redder in the beard.

Porphyrion demanded in a low menacing tone, "Why are you here mortal? Answer quick or I will introduce you to our father Tartarus."

Evo turned to the giant king and said with a look similar to Saitama, "First of all: I was bored, secondly been there done that, got the crappy T-Shirt from the gift shop."

"You were BORED!?" The Giants' allies and monsters yelled. Evo then said in the same Saitama-like manner, "Yes, bored." While being completely unconcerned about the assorted Giants and their minions seemed to want to kill him.

Piper, Percy, and Annabeth meanwhile couldn't help but wonder why Evo spoke with such familiarity of immortality. It should be impossible for a mere mortal to know of immortality.

Evo continued with the same meh look on his face, "I know that Boredom is the enemy of immortality. Anyways could you please release those two?" He finished while pointing at both the still captured Percy and Annabeth.

Porphyrion started laughing wickedly, "You think you can demand anything from us." Evo said, "Yup" while popping the "P". Porphyrion now decided this was enough and while chuckling evilly, the Giant King, ordered the monsters to kill Evo and for his minions to sacrifice the demigods. Evo just shook his head and said "Yeah well fuck you too. Just remember that I gave you an out."

With that declaration, Evo pulled his hood on and vanished in a blur. The monsters surrounding Evo suddenly burst into monster dust. Periboia let out a cry of pain. Her arms were severed completely.

Enceladus collapsed from pain as Evo had severed both of his arms at the elbows.

Piper and the now free Percy raced towards Annabeth. They hugged before turning outwards in a defensive circle.

Thoon collapsed with all four of his limbs severed. The injured Giants screamed in agony as their wounds gushed Gold Blood.

The Earth itself moved to cover the injuries but they continued to bleed. Then the trio of demigods looked over at Evo and what they saw shocked and scared them.

Beside him were the severed limbs. But that wasn't what scared them. Out of Evo's back, tendrils came out and were stabbing into the limbs. For lack of a better term said tendrils were drinking the limbs, much like Cell forms 1 & 2 from DBZ.

As the last of the limbs disappeared Evo grabbed his head as if he was getting a migraine. He then smirked and stated, "So that's your plan. You need the blood of these demigods to wake up your mother Gaia."

"But there are some glitches in it, have any one of you heard of the Evil Overlord list. One of the things it lists is never to have an overly complicated ritual. Have something simply like push the button." Evo finishes while nodding to himself.

The demigods just facepalmed while Annabeth asked, "Why did you say that? Not to complain, but don't help the people that want to end civilization." Evo just looked at her as if she had kicked a puppy. "I like pointing out the holes in people and deities," Evo said with a shrug.

"By the way, you guys may want to look at the bad guys that I dismembered," Evo said while pointing at the injured Giants. Annabeth along with the other two demigods turned to look.

What they saw shocked them, the injuries he had inflicted had yet to heal. They seemed to be rejecting Gaia's healing. The monsters that were there just turned into dust stayed that way.

As Annabeth looked on she could see that the arm didn't heal. She turned and asked in a stunned voice, "How?" He then turned to Annabeth and said, "You can grill me for info later, right now we have a ritual thing to give flip-off."

Just then he noticed Annabeth having a small cut that had just dripped a small drop onto the ground. Said drop flashed gold as it was sucked into the ground.

Evo summed up, "Well this is bad." Annabeth looked and also saw the blood and said in a worried tone, "Great now all Gaia needs is Percy or another male demigod to bleed here."

Annabeth was wondering how this newcomer knew so much about the Giants and their plan. He had only been there for only couple of minutes.

But those thoughts were interrupted when Porphyrion roared and charged at Percy, who he had been fighting. Percy intercepted the strike by jumping on the spear. Causing it to become planted into the ground and causing Porphyrion to suddenly do a pole jump.

The landing caused the Giant King to become dazed. As he was sprawled on the ground. Percy ran to his head to free a sword from Porphyrion's hair.

However, the Giant was not so dazed, and before Percy could free a sword. The Giant backhanded him into a nearby column with a loud crack. Porphyrion stood and tried to rally his underlings with a "they cannot kill us without the aid of gods" speech.

But as Porphyrion looked around he noticed those injured by Evo were hardly healing. The monsters were still looked like dry golden sand. While Porphyrion's siblings were barely healing. Even though Gaia was still trying furiously to heal her children to no avail.

Evo addressed Porphyrion by saying "Yo, King Pork-chop, you and your Poultry and other barnyard minions may heal eventually. That is if I let them."

Porphyrion snarled "Why not." Evo just smirked evilly beneath his hood and replied, "I devour their very essence, their very being. I also changed them on a Cellular level, so when Gaia tries to heal them their bodies reject the change."

"Now it's time for you," Evo said before lunging at the Giant King. A black mass forms a bladed whip in his right hand. With a quick flick of his wrist, the whip was carving through the air towards Porphyrion.

Porphyrion tried to move out of the way but the whip moved like an eel and still struck true. It pierced right through the Giant's bronze Breast Plate and out the other side. The Giant King coughed up blood as the whip gouged a hole the size of a dinner plate through him. Even with said Giant being around 60 ft tall, this was a deadly wound.

Without any move from Evo, his whip coiled back into his hands. He then dissolved the blades on the whip before sending it towards Percy. The demigod had just barely managed to stand after being thrown into the column. The whip wrapped around his torso. Evo then pulled on the whip and brought Percy over to him and Annabeth.

At this point, a smell of ozone began to permeate the air. A voice shouted from above, "You know, this is not what I thought we'd find when we finally got up here." At the top of the nearest colonnade stood Jason, who was crackling with a lightning aura, golden sword at the ready. Next to Jason stood Frank, with an arrow notched on his bow, ready to fire. Hazel sat on the fastest horse alive, Arion, who challenged the Giants the way only a horse can.

Evo then yelled in surprise while pointing at Jason, "Ah Now all we need is the Avengers Assemble theme." Jason just stared at the strange man he had witnessed giving permanent injuries that should only happen when a God and Demigod tag-team the Giants

Jason shook his head then charged up even more lightning and rammed into Porphyrion. Evo seeing this, couldn't help but cackle, "Volt-Tackle!"

Leo had managed to get the flying Greek warship, the Argo II, above the Acropolis. He then set about firing the ship's siege engines at the remaining monsters and Giants. Leo decided to give a challenge over the ship's loudspeakers for the Giants to surrender while being surrounded by one war machine….

Just after the first barrage from the Argo II, the Gemini King, and his army started to rush out of a nearby tunnel. The king yelled, "Kill the demigods, especially the trickster." However before they could do anything Hazel used her power of the underworld to collapse the hole, killing most of the army.

The Gemini King seeing that his army was now reduced to about seven of his people including himself gave the order to, "SLITHER AWAY!"

Frank, with his bow, took some pot-shots at the retreating Gemini lowering their numbers even more.

Periboia after her hand were cut off, retreated behind some of the rest of the Giants. Annabeth, seeing this weakness just now went after her to try to get the female Giant for trying to kill her. It was a strange case of cat and mouse, where the mouse chased the cat.

By this point, Riptide had reappeared in Percy's pocket in pen form. Percy reached into his pocket and uncapped his sword Riptide and chased after Thoon. Thoon's body looked like a stick figure that was the same size as a basketball. Thoon was surprisingly agile with his stick-figure body, he barely dodged Percy's sword strikes. Though this was mostly because whenever Percy swung his sword the ground would shift under his feet, causing him to miss.

Evo joined the battle. He went up against the remaining Giants that have yet to be named in this story (AN: There are 12). Also, the ones that he didn't attack during his entrance.

Evo kept shifting forms of his weapon during this engagement, one moment a whip the next a large Warhammer. Then shifted again into a large double-sided sword which fired beams of RED with green sparks that seemed to spiral up the blade's length. Resembling the Blade of Olympus, only Black, and Red, not Gold and Blue.

Piper was now fighting back-to-back with Jason after he used volt-tackle. She had a hopeful thought, "Now we can win this."

However, winning was not to be at this time. The Giants' forces rallied and pushed the demigods into a circle. A few of the Earthbounds and not more hidden demigod variety started pelting the Argo II with boulders. The combined volleys of rocks did enough damage to take out roughly half the oars. Leo, the Argo II captain/repair boy couldn't return fire fast enough with the ship's siege engines.

Evo was caught off guard by a loud explosion from the damaged Argo II and thrown into the heroes. He was dazed and said, "Why are there tweety birds around my head?" His weapon was somehow still in his hands and back to being a katana. Percy couldn't help but to randomly ask, "Why do you call them Barnyard-related things?" This caused a pause in the Giant's advance, they were wondering about that as well.

Evo just smiled and pointed at the Giants' legs and said, "I wanted something insulting that was tied to those. So I randomly thought of barnyard animals, and that's how it goes. That and they look like green scaly chicken legs." The demigods just stared at him like he was crazy.

Randomly a creepy Eldritch voice started to whisper, "Doom" in the background.

The Giant King roared, "THAT'S WHY YOU CALL US, THE CHILDREN OF GAIA AND TARTARUS BARNYARD ANIMALS, ESPECIALLY CHICKENS!?" Evo turned to him and said, "Don't say the Poultry's name. Otherwise, an idiot I know will come here and try to claw your face off."

Yet another creepier Dooooom sounds in the background.

Porphyrion blinked in confusion before looking at Percy. The Giant King then smirked cruelly and said in a gloating tone, "It looks like our mother will wake. Even with your intervention."

Evo noticed too late that Percy had a bloody nose with a drop of his blood mid-fall. It touched the ground before anyone could stop it. With that, the ritual was done and Gaia would wake.

The demigods were shocked they had failed to stop Gaia from awakening. She spoke from the earth to her Giants, "I leave these demigods and this intruder to you. I now go and deal with the rest of these weeds." With this declaration, her presence left them.

The demigods were in shock, they had failed to prevent Gaia's awakening. They also began to edge away from Evo, who had started cursing the moment Percy's blood touched the ground. The cursing became even more creative with each passing second. Hazel was bright red with embarrassment and fanning her face in response.

Around the time of Evo's tenth curse, the Olympian gods, along with the Sisters of Fate, finally gave their heroic entrance. Zeus arrived on a chariot drawn by the gods of the four winds. Behind him was his wife Hera, with a peacock-drawn chariot. Ares was excited and shouting like a kid on a sugar high, waving around his spear. The rest of the gods came down in similarly drawn chariots. As they came in for a landing they shrunk down to a mortal size, joining the demigods.

Evo shortly noticed the gods and stopped cursing. He looked at the gods and the Sisters of Fate. Then he started picking apart the Greek Pantheon, "Oh and now I have to deal with the gods who were Fucking Having Frat-Millennia pantheon."

The gods and demigods were shocked when they heard Evo's speech. This strange man had just saved their children while calling their entire religion a long Frat party. Said party that got way out of control with some furry action.

"Anywho, Gonna take care of these giants for you. Starting with the Porkgrine." Evo said while smiling as his weapon dissolved into tendrils.

Evo turned towards said giant and while he did. Thru an advanced-looking phone over to Piper. It had a sticky note saying "play me" with a smiley face. So naturally, her demigod instincts kicked in and she hit the play button.

(AN: Readers please play "Ready to Die" by Andrew W.K for this part)

As the music started, Evo launched himself at the Giant King. As he did so, his arms were covered for a split-second in black tendrils, then sprouted four-foot-long claws. There were four claws, one was where the thumb was. Much like both [Prototype] player characters.

Porphyrion, not expecting this took the leaping attack straight to his chest. Evo, while humming along with the music, proceeded to tear his way towards Porphyrion's heart. He ripped his way through the Celestial Bronze breastplate and the sternum in seconds. Much like reverse Chest Busters from Ridley Scott's Alien.

When Evo reached the heart within 10 seconds, he yelled from within the doomed Giant, "You say it takes a God and Demigod to kill you, right? Then let's test that theory, Porky!"

With that declaration, Evo plunged his claws into the Giant King's heart. Tendrils erupted from his arms and consumed the heart in less than a second. The giant didn't even have a chance to scream. One heartbeat later the Giant was gone.

Evo stood there with his hands back to normal. Porphyrion was nowhere in sight. The surviving giants gazed at Evo in complete terror. Enceladus was the first to address Evo with terror in his voice. "How, how were you able to kill our King? You are not a god or demigod."

Evo grinned like a crazy person as he answered. "I have traveled to other worlds and this is not my first time consuming a Divine level entity. I would personally say your Pork King would be a B-ranked Divine entity…for the record I have met an above X-ranked one. Those are powerful enough to rewrite a multiverse or two if they so choose. Or are otherwise too bored to think of anything else to do."

The Giants and Gods were shocked, Evo had just admitted to eating something on the level of a god. Evo then continued, "Yeah, it turns out my body is mostly made out of a virus which is always evolving and adapting. This allows me to consume things to gain their power, and heal other people."

As soon as Evo mentioned the healing of other people he slapped himself while muttering, "I'm an idiot." He then turns to Percy and Annabeth and asks them, "So do you guys want me to heal you guys up after the Giants are gone? There are also zero risks of spontaneous combustion." The two demigods exchanged a look thinking it over. Then Annabeth asked, "What are do you want in exchange?"

"To take you and Percy on a small trip to another Multiverse I like to frequent. In some of these places, time moves differently in other planes of existence. So he could easily get caught up on school that he missed. Because of Hera," Evo replied easily.

Said goddess looked miffed at being singled out. While Poseidon glared at his youngest sister since he was worried out of his mind about Percy.

Evo turned to the remaining Giants and said, "Now let me deal with the rest of these snacks because I'm still hungry." The still-living Giants became very pale. He had just devoured their king who was their tallest and strongest. The remaining Giants had the following collective thought, "We're next!"

Evo saw the remaining Giants starting to back away from him. He began to give an Evil cackle and said it sounded like multiple voices in perfect stereo, "Time for me to feast on some Barnyard Animals." With that declaration, the Giants started to run away. However, they were too slow, far-far too slow.

With a roar, Evo lunged at the closest unnamed Giant, his hands once again claws. He ripped the Giant in half, then consumed the pieces with his tendrils. Evo changed, the claws from one of his hands dissolved back into a normal hand, while the other was now in the whip form.

He reared back his arm like a pitcher in a baseball game and swung at Periboia. Evo's arm whipped out and the bladed tip went through the female Giant's torso. He then yelled "Get over here" and Periboia came flying towards Evo. He used his normal arm to pierce the female Giant's head. Periboia's body was devoured in seconds.

The Giant Thoon was the next to die. Evo jumped high above him his right arm changing into a single massive blade. Thoon was bisected from head to groin with a single chop of the giant-blade-arm. The two halves of Thoon were also consumed by Evo.

The next Giant to die was Enceladus. Evo's arms shifted into huge boxing gloves. Evo launched himself into the air jumping far above Enceladus' head. He yelled, "SMASH!" as he brought his hands down on the Giant. Enceladus in complete despair tried to block the attack, it didn't work. Enceladus' head was turned into pulp along with most of his torso before it was consumed by Evo.

As for the rest of the unnamed Giants, they also died in a similar gory manner to the previously mentioned Giant deaths. Suffice to say the Gods and demigods were shocked. There was also some regurgitating after seeing the gory details.

This person had just killed what was believed to be un-killable. The Gods felt the cold claw of fear as Evo finished the last Giant. They remembered that Evo gained the power and memories of those he eats and now he just ate twelve Giants that were their Anti-Them.

Zeus stepped forward and in a commanding voice said, "You are too powerful to leave alone so I have no choice but to banish you to the pit of Tartarus." To which Evo replied, "I'm sorry but it seems that you think you can order me around." Zeus roared, "You think you can resist us, Mortal! You may have bested the Giants but you must not have been able to use their abilities yet."

The other gods and all the demigods stared at Zeus like he was a complete idiot.

Evo replied while rubbing his head, "Geeze, and here I thought Ghost was joking about Gods. They are complete douchebags." Zeus demanded, "Who is this Ghost person?" "Oh, just a guy I know. He is an envoy of the Sky Mother" Evo replied nonchalantly. At the title, "Sky Mother" Zeus paused, then became whiter than Stormtrooper Armour along with the other elder Olympian gods.

Evo had met someone who once put a scar on the multiverse.

(AN: The Sky Mother and Ghost are the creation of the Fanfic Author: Third Fang please read his stories)

Evo walked towards Percy and Annabeth. Evo said, "Want me to heal you now or after we get back to America?" Annabeth asked, "What do you mean, "Back to America?" Evo replied with a carefree expression, "I got the plans from the Giants' memories as I ate them, and well when Percy's nose blood woke Gaia up."

Evo suddenly grew two incredibly thin needles from his pointer fingers. They were so small that people only noticed them from the motion of growing out of the digits. Then he appeared behind the duo and stabbed the needles into them. "You took too long to decide if you wanted heals so I decided for you," he said with a small smirk.

Evo couldn't help but think, Great now I can adjust their biology and thereby mess with them later, hahaha. Mental smack no, no going down the path of the Mad Scientist, no cookie for you.

Zeus was still in a state of shock after hearing that Evo rubbed shoulders with beings of the Multiverse. The Olympians were in a similar situation but snapped out of it with Evo's healing of the two demigods.

Zeus after snapping out of his state of shock agreed with Evo. "Yes, he is completely right. Gaia is now attacking both groups of demigods at Camp Half-Blood. Now for punishments. Apollo, come here." The young god approached his father like he was walking towards a noose.

Apollo knew that his father had to blame someone for the incident with the Gaia's rising. The reason for his punishment was that a new oracle of Apollo's gave a prophecy that gave the Giants the opportunity for a second Giant War. Apollo knew his twin Artemis would try to reason with Zeus to reduce his punishment. With a small declaration from Zeus Apollo vanished in a glow of lights along with the Sisters of Fate.

There was a small pause before Jason brought up Kymopoleia, the Greek goddess of Storms. Who the demigods had met on their way to Greece. She didn't like the fact that she'd been forgotten and wanted to be known again. To gain safe passage the demigods promised her that she would be remembered.

Jason said, "Blaming isn't going to solve anything. That's how the Romans and Greeks were so divided in the first place." At this Zeus started to get mad at his son. Zeus looked like he was seconds away from vaporizing Jason. Evo came to the rescue by saying, "Vaporize any of the kids and I bring the "Red Flood" here." Zeus backed off immediately, he heard horror stories about the Red Flood. He didn't want to die against that monster.

(AN: Red Flood is the Waltz character from the author Third Fang. Is known to rip people and gods limb from limb in a Berserker rage)

Evo turned to Zeus and whispered, "Are you going to volleyball them back to America?" Zeus replied, "More like a slap, but volleyball works too." Evo nodded and proceeded to board the floating warship along with the demigods.