Most demons wouldn't find it worth it to drive all the way from Pentagram City to Imp City just for a drink at a bar; but Blitzo found his favourite bar there familiar and welcoming to him. A bit of a drive there and Blitzo certainly felt more welcomed there in the city than he had ever been.
Before Blitzo was seen as just another imp; probably less than that as a heart breaking selfish deceitful asshole.
Here however... When people realised that he was there...
He was being hailed as a hero.
"Look... It's Blitz!"
"He stood up against Satan to save his employees..."
"He walked to his beheading like a legend..."
"You think that he can sign my face?"
The applause and people happy to see him was a surprise to Blitzo but a welcomed one; slaps on the back and people offering to pay as he reached his favourite bar. It was great...
Even the bartender actually treated him warmly and didn't bring up his tab like he usually did. The one that you would need Mammon's fortune to pay off.
"Shame about what happened Blitz..." the bartender said after about Blitzo's two hundredth drink. Blitzo just shrugged as it was filled up.
"All sorted out... The Ars Goetia asses responsible got humiliated and we all got big new jobs. All's well that ends well..." Blitzo said as the bartender shook his head.
"Yeah but I meant about you having to slave away for the princess..." the bartender said as he passed Blitzo his drink making him blink.
There were nods of agreement but Blitzo retorted "hey... She intervened for me... Gave me a fair fucking trial..."
"Plus got you practically enslaved to you... A self made imp having his business taken away by some elite pampered princess..." scoffed another as there were grunts.
"The bitch who thinks redemption for fucking sinners is possible..."
"How condescending is she to think that we need her help after all this time?"
"What a stupid bitch..."
Blitzo wanted to argue for Charlie who he did owe his life for; gave jobs for his daughter and former employees... Stood up for them...
Told him that he had to take the job seriously and not do as he pleased anymore; lest he be forcibly married to bitch in prison...
Some drinks thinking about his situation and needing to call to have him be picked up...
"What a fucking hangover... Thanks Mox for picking me up..." Blitzo groaned as he woke up and got dressed; finding Moxxie in the hall. Moxxie looked at him shaking his head.
"Getting drunk in another city while you know that you have to be in to work the next morning... At least I hope you know..." Moxxie told him as Blitzo groaned shaking his head nursing his headache while they walked down the halls and down the stairs.
"I had a lot on my fucking mind right... I took more drinks than I intended... Imps suggested that I was a fucking slave stuck here by a pampered royal... Made some good points and yeah the princess is a sheltered naïve fool... But she did save me and she is trying to make things less unfair for us imps... Got conflicted..." Blitzo said as Moxxie frowned and watched him.
"I guess you did have things to worry about but still... I actually would hate for you to mess up the situation by forgoing the terms you agreed to..." Moxxie said and before Blitzo could come up with a response; there was a knock on the front door that they could hear.
"Yeah; I will work and answer the door... Fuck... This stupid headache... I don't think that there is anything God could do to make this fucking headache worse..." Blitzo yelled as he answered the door. "Welcome to the fucking Hazbin Hotel where..." Blitzo said and paused.
It was like the Big G Himself heard what Blitzo said and was like 'hold my wine'...
Emberlynn Pinkle was there waving at Blitzo and then jumped in and started hugging him to death as Blitzo tried to fight her off. "BLITZY-KUN! It's been too long since the trial where you had to fight for your love against your dark lord and master... I found the time to come and meet you so we could be together now..." Emberlynn cried as Moxxie then began yelling for Millie and Loona.
"SHIT! Moxxie; what is with the yelling... Is that... Fuck no..." Loona yelled making herself known with Millie and their eyes widened when they saw the commottion. They then rushed and the former members of IMP worked to separate Blitzo from Emberlynn's grasp; "Get the fuck away from my dad you bitch..." Loona snapped as Emberlynn then looked at Loona.
"So... This is your pet familiar Blitzy... Helping you with the urges that you felt unsatisfied after losing your wife... She may not be needed but if you want us all to have a fivesome then I am game..." Emberlynn then said and winked at the three horrified imps and hellhound.
"What the fuck did you just imply..." Loona demanded as she had to be held back by Millie and Moxxie and Blitzo looked disgusted at what she insinuated about him and Loona.
"Moxxie... I am sorry for the trying to get out of watching that musical with you on that night... Anything would have been better than dealing with her on that mission..." Millie cried out as Emberlynn then caught Blitzo by the head.
"I got my bags inside to move in and so our love can continue..." Emberlynn whispered in a sultry tone and Blitzo was open mouthed horrified along with his coworkers and daughter as they got her off him.
"Fuck this... Should have just left me to lose my fucking head... This is gonna be Hell... This was already Hell but I bet this is Hell for Hell... Like I don't know what the fuck happens to Sinners who gets killed on Extermination Day but I bet this is like where they are sent..." Blitzo cried out in despair and there was a cough and Charlie made her appearence with a welcoming smile to Emberlynn.
"You again... the princess like my doll..." Emberlynn said as Charlie cleared her breath.
"Welcome to the Hazbin Hotel; I'm Charlie and..." Charlie said as she then pointed to the door. "Now leave." Charlie said simply as they all stared at her silently.
"Leave?" Emberlynn asked with a chuckle as Charlie nodded.
"Yes leave. Right now." Charlie as the former IMP were taken aback as the friendly tone never left Charlie's voice or face. "It's quite clear that you are not after redemption or even a safe place to stay. You merely want to stay here so that you can harass my worker and don't want to respect his boundaries. If you do become serious about wanting a safe place or wanting to ascend while agreeing to leave Blitzo alone... Until then..." Charlie clarified as Emberlynn just stared at him.
"Blitz. Loona. Moxxie. Millie. Escort her out. She is not welcome on the premises for now but she is free to make messages if she does become serious. Until I say otherwise; she won't be and if she keeps intruding... Then I will be opening up the closet where we keep the Angellic weapons..." Charlie then told them and Emberlynn's face fell as she finally saw that she was serious. Then her face became stern and the former IMP looked gleeful but she then ran out.
"Should have let the door hit you on the way out you bitch!" Millie yelled out the door before slamming it shut. Blitzo looked in awe at Charlie who smiled at him.
"Tell me if she bothers you." Charlie then told him softly as Blitzo found his voice.
"I don't know what to fucking say... Thanks..." Blitzo said but Charlie shook her head.
"Just because I had to put my foot down about you following your probation doesn't mean that I want to ignore your comfort boundaries. What I found out was happening to my friend Angel; I will make sure doesn't happen to anyone staying at or working at my hotel." Charlie then told him and Blitzo smiled.
Charlie then walked off waving to them as they stared; Blitzo decided that he didn't care what the imps at the bar said: it truly wasn't bad working for the princess.
"Christ on a stick... If she wasn't fucking that one eyed angel; I woudl be tempted to try and set up Loonie with her..." Blitzo muttered as Moxxie and Millie rolled their eyes as they went back to start their patrol. Loona had her eyes widened and was about to ask her dad on it but decided to keep quiet.
"So... Kind of hope that she does try her luck... How fun will it be to be allowed to make her fucking suffer..." Loona admitted to Blitzo who then grinned at her. Could still have fun talking even if he did had to work at security...
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