Disclaimer - I do not own Ah! My Goddess.

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Urd and Peorth were idly watching TV.

Urd asked, "Just curious, Peorth. Which newscaster do you think is not wearing anything like pants or a skirt? Just right out of the camera's sight?"

"I'm… not going to lie, but I can't remember the names," Peorth replied.

"So just describe the ones you think aren't wearing stuff," Urd said back.

"So… the one who over-focuses on Skin care?" Peorth asked.

Urd lightly glared at Peorth. "Hey. Don't knock it. I've been making some serious cash from selling Skin Care potions. Sure, I sell them in the back alleys and haven't told anyone here, but it's nothing to mock."

Peorth gave Urd the side-eye. "Why?"

Urd drank some sake before she said, "Because I wanna make sure I can give Belldandy and Keiichi a great wedding gift… or Bail Money. Whichever comes first."

"Bail Money for Keiichi and Belldandy?" Peorth asked, raising an eyebrow.

"One of these days, Tamiya and Otaki will do something that will get Keiichi and Belldandy arrested," Urd replied.

Peorth held out an empty cup and Urd poured some. The rose goddess said, "Speaking of those two… Do you think Keiichi has an older woman fetish?"

Now Urd gave Peorth the side eye. "What are you talking about?"

After quickling finishing the cup of sake, Peorth shrugged. "Just curious. I mean, both Skuld and Chrono are both far older than him. He's shown more interest in women who are older than him. I think even that Sayoko woman is a year older than him."

"Skuld and Chrono are not older than him. Belldandy and Keiichi both spent time with each other as kids," Urd sighed before pouring another cup.

She paused and grimaced. "Nearly forgot. Damn time loop."

Peorth looked at Urd and let out a light, "Hn?"

Urd waved one hand around in a circle. "Time is a circle. It repeats like a car race, but it takes a long time and I mean a real long time."

Then she moved her hand in slightly different circles. Sometimes the circle was more of an oval, sometimes it was a wavy circle, sometimes it was a jagged circle, and so on. "But it doesn't always repeat the same way."

Peorth lazily pointed at Urd's circling hand. "So… Sometimes Belldandy is older than Keiichi by a year or two, sometimes she's older than his entire bloodline?"

Urd nodded.

Peorth frowned. "Then why don't I remember any of them?"

"Some memories are sealed when you're down here. You'll remember them when you're back in Heaven… assuming they're not still sealed for security reasons. Going by how some of the memories are, I honestly doubt we'll remember this part of the conversation in a little bit."

"Then… what makes you think what you said is real?" Peorth asked.

"I assume something of a very brief lapse. Probably a glitch in the right spot. Kinda like how an ionizing particle from the sun can cause an impossible glitch in someone's video game," Urd explained.

Peorth stared at the ground. "Could in any of the previous time loops… I and Keiichi have been a couple?"

Urd shrugged. "Probably as much as I have. I don't have that much memory of the previous time loops. But as for Keiichi, I don't think he has an older woman fetish. More of a strong woman thing."

Peorth smirked. "So…. Hild?"

Urd let out a long suffering sigh. "Everything's eventual."

After some time, Peorth asked. "So… ever thought what life would be like if Belldandy never granted Keiichi a wish."

"We'd probably be the same as before we met him. Keiichi… Oh, wonderful Keiichi… He's caused us all to grow, even if it was just a little bit. I've noticed I've shown more patience outside of my job," Urd said before smirking at Peorth. A question was in her eyes.

Peorth closed her eyes. "I've noticed that a number of Gods, Goddesses, and various allies are more willing to speak with me without rolling their eyes."

They went back to watching TV. After some time, Peorth changed the channel. "Oh… it's that… rider thing… What's it called?"

"Kamen Rider. Keiichi, Belldandy, and Skuld watch it together. They kinda look like two parents and their kid when they do so," Urd answered.

"They have any favorites?" Peorth asked.

"Yup," Urd popped. After some time, Peorth gestured for Urd to continue. "Nope. They got into a pretty heated argument over which was the best one. So if you're really curious, you go ask."

"So did Keiichi get injured?" Peorth asked.

"No. They just got loud, but didn't get into a fight," Urd answered.

Then both goddesses said, "Lame!" before laughing.

Peorth then asked, "So, any plans that need another hand, Urd?"

"Maybe a few petals from a few certain roses. I'll send you the list later," Urd replied.

"I've been dabbling with potatoes as of late. Mostly because of a few wishes from some elves. Got me interested in Potatoes," Peorth said. She rubbed her chin. "I think there was one elf who was as interested in Soft Serve Ice Cream as Skuld is."

"By how much?" Urd asked.

"Willing to leave her world behind to continue eating Soft Serve Ice Cream," Peorth answered with a chuckle.

Urd smiled. "Yeah, she and Skuld would be good friends over that."

They changed the channel.

"What were we talking about?" Peorth asked, looking confused.

Urd shrugged. "Probably something about Keiichi and Belldandy. I mean, our lives have been focused around them a lot, ever since they met."

"Harem time?" Peorth asked, sounding hopeful.

Urd glared at her. "No. I had to deal with so many entities thinking Keiichi has a harem… it isn't funny any more."

Peorth sighed, "It was a joke."

After some time, Peorth asked, "Is it because you were low-ranking in their harem rank-"

Peorth was interrupted by Urd hitting her in the stomach.

"Whoops, my hand slipped," Urd slipped, sounding very insincere. "Besides, it'd be weird to be in a harem with a sibling."

"And you'd… prefer to be the… harem owner…" Peorth grunted, doubled over in pain.

"Yup! This lady's the dom, not the sub!" Urd crowed with a bright smile.

"We all… have exceptions," Peorth muttered as she used a healing spell on herself.

Urd rolled her eyes. "Eh. When I find one, I'll find one. Doesn't mean I'll just roll over for a pretty face."

The phone rang and Urd picked it up. "Moshi-Moshi"

"Urd? It's Belldandy. I… Well, I might've accidentally deleted all the pornography on the internet, to the point any attempts to reupload any winds up failing." Belldandy's voice said. After some time, she asked, "Urd?"

"I'm… going to ask you where you are, so we can go over how exactly that happened," Urd said, looking horrified.

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Notes from HotelKatz - I had a hankering to write a conversation.