Disclaimer: this fanfic was supposed to take place after Total Drama: Return of the All-Stars, but since I put that story on a long hiatus, those plans are cancelled. But anyways, enjoy the story.
The girls are at Wendy's house.
Wendy: You guys are wondering why I called you here.
Bebe: If it's about Butters, let me know. I'm ready to break his teeth!
Wendy: No. It's not about that piece of shit. It's about Nelly. Her temper has gone out of control lately. The other day, she brutally assaulted an ice cream truck driver all because they ran out of her favorite ice cream.
Red: That guy is gonna be in the hospital for weeks. She's gonna end up going back to her old psychopathic Butters killing ways.
Nichole: I honestly stopped caring about what happens to Butters after he caused Ronald McDonald to go insane in our town.
Millie: Me too. Fuck Butters for all I care! Right Lola? Lola?
Lola was happily texting Butters.
Lola: Oh Butters...
Millie: Oh right. I forgot she's dating Butters.
Wendy: Anyways, we need to find a way to calm down Nelly before her temper gets worse. By that, I mean let's not expose her to anything that will piss her off.
Red: Or we could just kick her out of our group again.
Nelly furiously kicked the door down.
Nelly: WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU JUST SAY, RED?!!!
Annie: Oh, she was just saying that you should stop being an anger bitch or we'll kick you out of our...
Jenny and Lola covered her mouth.
Jenny: Shut up, Annie!
Lola: Can you stop opening your mouth for once?! Ignore her, Nelly. She's just being dumb as always.
Wendy: Nelly, try to go to your happy place.
Nelly: FUCK YOU!!!
She angrily punches a hole in Wendy's wall and leaves furiously.
Wendy: We gotta stop her before she does something she'll regret again.
Later that day, Nelly was angrily huffing and puffing through the neighborhood. She then entered her house.
Matt: Hey Nelly. How was your day?
She angrily went upstairs and slammed her door.
Nelly's Mom: Is something upsetting her?
Matt: I don't know.
The next day at school, it was lunchtime and everyone was having lunch. Nelly furiously approached the boys.
Nelly: HEY ASSHOLES!!!
Tweek screamed in fear and hugs Craig in fear. Everyone in the cafeteria looked at Nelly in fear.
Kyle: What the hell did we do?!
Nelly: SHUT THE FUCK UP, YOU STUPID RED HEADED BITCH!!! I AM PISSED AT YOU!!!
Cartman: Geez. Who pissed in her corn flakes?
Nelly: STOP TRYING TO BE FUNNY BECAUSE YOU ARE NOT FUNNY, MISTER I KILLED MY DAD AND FED HIM TO MY HALF BROTHER!!!
Cartman was upset.
Jimmy: That was kinda me-messed up.
Nelly: FUCK YOU, JIMMY AND YOUR JOKES ARE NOT FUNNY!!! AND WHY THE FUCK DID THEY GIVE US THIS SHITTY LUNCH!!! THIS SHIT IS FUCKING DISGUSTING!!!
Wendy walked up to Nelly.
Wendy: Nelly, please calm down.
Nelly: SHUT THE FUCK UP AND GO FUCK STAN LIKE YOU ALWAYS DO, YOU WHORE!!!
Nichole: Nelly, what has gotten into you?! You've been getting angrier and angrier every day! You even assaulted a delivery guy for getting your package wrong!
Nelly: HE DESERVED IT!!! AND ALSO, HOW ABOUT YOU PISS OFF AND STOP TRYING TO FUCK EVERY BOY YOU SEE, YOU SLUT!!!
Wendy: Nelly, you know Nichole would never do anything like that!
Nelly: FUCK YOU!!!
She angrily approached the Melvins table and violently threw her lunch at Butters.
Butters: Ow! What did I do?!
Nelly: SHUT THE FUCK UP AND STOP ACTING LIKE YOU DIDN'T CAUSE THAT PSYCHOPATH CLOWN TO DECLARE WAR ON US!!!
She angrily approached Nate, who was walking to his table and kicked him in the balls.
Nate: Ah! What the hell?!
Nelly angrily approached the cafeteria doors.
Nelly: FUCK THIS STUPID SCHOOL AND FUCK ALL OF YOU!!!
She slams the doors and everyone was scared.
Cartman: Geez. Who took a shit in her...
Kyle: You already said that.
Cartman: Way to ruin my joke, Kyle.
Later in PC Principal's office, Nelly was angrily folding her arms while her parents are talking to her.
PC Principal: Your daughter's behavior is out of control! She has been yelling and screaming at her teacher and classmates, she has been beating up students during recess and her anger problems have gotten out of control! I think she needs to go to anger management classes!
Nelly: OH, I NEED ANGER MANAGEMENT?!!! FUCK NO!!! YOU NEED ANGER MANAGEMENT BECAUSE YOU ARE ALWAYS YELLING AND SCREAMING AT US LIKE A FUCKING PSYCHO, MISTER I GET PISSED AT GIRLS DRESSING AS FUCKING MOANA AND RAGES AT OFFENSIVE STUFF THAT ISN'T IMPORTANT!!!
PC Principal: EXCUSE ME?!!! YOU DON'T YELL AT ME BECAUSE I AM STATING FACTS!!! I AM THE PRINCIPAL OF THIS SCHOOL AND YOU DON'T GET TO...
Nelly furiously got off her chair, threw it against the wall, stands on PC Principal's desk and grabs him on the collar.
Nelly: YOU LISTEN HERE!!! I DON'T GIVE A FUCK IF YOU ARE THE PRINCIPAL OF THIS SHITTY SCHOOL!!! I AM STATING FUCKING FACTS AND YOU DECIDED TO SCREAM AT ME LIKE A FUCKING PSYCHO!!! I SWEAR TO FUCKING GOD THAT IF YOU SAY THAT SHIT TO ME ONE MORE FUCKING TIME, I WILL BREAK YOUR FUCKING KNEECAPS AND I WILL CRACK YOUR STUPID PC CULTURE STEROID TAKING CHILD THREATENING SKULL OPEN!!!
She angrily threw PC Principal against the wall.
PC Principal: THAT'S IT!!! YOU ARE SUSPENDED FROM THIS SCHOOL UNTIL YOUR ANGER ISSUES ARE SOLVED!!!
Nelly: GOOD!!! I HATED THIS STUPID SCHOOL AND I HATE EVERY SINGLE FUCKHEAD IN HERE ANYWAY!!!
She opens the door and slams it.
Matt: Don't worry PC Principal, she is going to take anger management classes and as soon as she calms down, we are gonna make her apologize.
PC Principal: Good!
Nelly's Mom: We're gonna go now. Enjoy your day.
PC Principal: You too.
They left the office.
The next morning, Nelly was brushing her teeth after eating her cereal when her parents approached her.
Matt: Nelly, after you're done brushing your teeth, let's go.
Nelly: Where are we going?
Nelly's Mom: You have been yelling and screaming at the top of your lungs at people lately and we've decided that you are going to take anger management classes.
Nelly: You're joking, right?
Matt: No we're not joking! You are going to take anger management classes! Just face it, you have an anger problem!
Nelly: No I don't! I don't have anger problems! YOU THINK JUST BECAUSE I YELL AND SCREAM AT PEOPLE, YOU THINK I HAVE ANGER PROBLEMS!!!
Nelly's Mom: Don't you talk back to us, young lady! You are going to anger management and that is final!
Nelly: I AM NOT GOING!!! YOU CAN'T MAKE ME!!!
Matt: You better stop yelling at us! You are going to anger management classes and that is final!
Nelly was super angry and she screams in rage.
One car drive later, Nelly was in front of the anger management building.
Nelly: Let's get this bullshit over with.
She enters the building. She walks around and sees the anger management room. She enters and saw Spike from Tom and Jerry, Lola Loud, Portia Gibbons, Nicole Watterson, Homer Simpson, Lucy Van Pelt, Stewie Griffin, TTG Robin and Ronald McDonald. Nelly sits next to Lola.
Nelly: Um, who are all these people?
Lola (Loud House): I don't know. I've never met these people before except for Spike and Portia.
The door opens.
Spike: Who's that?
It was Bessie.
Bessie: Hello!
They all groaned in anger.
Stewie: Not that girl from that annoying Nickelodeon show! My god, this is worst than that time Meg recorded herself dancing in the hallway!
In Stewie's cutaway, he exits his room and sees Meg dancing to Space Cowboy by Jamiroquai and recording it on her camera.
Stewie: And I am traumatized.
He goes back in his room.
Back in the anger management building, Bessie takes her seat.
Bessie: So what are you all in here for?
Lola: I assaulted my hairstylist for messing up my hair. My parents grounded me from doing beauty pageants and sent me here as a punishment.
Nicole: My kids and my husband were scared of me yelling and screaming at them for not doing their chores, so they sent me here.
Stewie: The fat man, who is my father, broke my favorite CD and I threw a tantrum and broke a lot of stuff.
Spike: I kept assaulting that cat and my owners decided to send me here.
Homer: I raged really loud over my favorite football team losing the game. I refused to get over it and I got so angry and destroyed my dinner table, so my wife Marge sent me here.
Lucy (Peanuts): I was sent here because I destroyed Schroeder's piano all because he wouldn't be my boyfriend. I then yelled and screamed all over the whole neighborhood, so my so called friends decided to send me here!
Portia: I'm here because of YOU!!! YOU WERE BEING ANNOYING AND IT MADE ME RAGE OUT!!! But my mom sent me here so people wouldn't call her a bad mother.
Ronald: I'm here because my manager Steve though I had anger problems just because I declared war on a town. Well, some asshole kid stole a Big Mac from me and tried to put the blame on my cashier. IT WAS NOT HER FAULT YOU MADE ME DO THIS TO THE WHOLE TOWN, YOU SPIKE-HEADED PIECE OF SHIT!!! YOU ARE SO FUCKING LUCKY THAT I DIDN'T SKIN YOU ALIVE!!!
Nelly: I honestly wish you skinned that freak alive.
Ronald: YOU'RE NO BETTER!!!
Bessie: Okay! Calm down! Now the rest of you can explain why you are here.
TTG Robin: I was yelling and screaming at my team over and over again for refusing to listen to me, so they signed me up for anger management classes. So because I was being a leader, THOSE UNGRATEFUL IDIOTS DECIDED TO SEND ME HERE?!!!
Portia: And you wonder why people hate your show.
TTG Robin: YOU SHOULD'VE BE TALKING!!! PEOPLE HATE YOUR SHOW AS WELL, MAINLY BECAUSE OF...
Bessie: Okay! Please! I don't want to be reminded of my show being canceled again! Nelly, what about you?
Nelly: I'm here because of all the fucking retards in South Park pissing me off and making my life a living fucking hell. That's why.
TTG Robin: Whoa! Children should not be using that type of language!
Nelly: PISS OFF, BABY HANDS!!!
TTG Robin: I DO NOT HAVE BABY HANDS, LITTLE MISS I WENT TO JAIL FOR KILLING SOMEONE!!!
Nelly: WELL, I WISH HE STAYED DEAD SO THAT WAY, RONALD MCFUCKHEAD WOULDN'T GO CRAZY IN MY TOWN!!!
Ronald: WHO ARE YOU CALLING A FUCKHEAD, YOU LITTLE SHIT?!!!
Nelly: OH, I'LL SHOW YOU A LITTLE SHIT!!!
She punches Ronald and he roars in anger and they all started beating each other up.
Bessie: Hey! Hey! HEY!!! (They all stopped.) You guys clearly have anger issues. So try finding something that make you happy.
Nelly: Seeing Butters getting beaten makes me happy.
Bessie: I meant something that doesn't involve other people getting hurt!
Spike: Well, seeing my son Tyke being happy makes me happy.
Bessie: That's good.
Homer: Drinking beer and eating donuts make me happy.
Lucy (Peanuts): Seeing Schroder every day makes me happy.
Lola: He doesn't even love you!
Lucy (Peanuts): Oh shut up, Lola!
TTG Robin: People respecting me makes me happy.
Stewie: Nobody respects you at all.
TTG Robin: Well, you haven't been getting respect either! In fact, how many Emmys have you won?
Stewie: Don't you dare bring that up, Baby Hands!
TTG Robin: I DO NOT HAVE BABY HANDS, FOOTBALL HEAD!!!
Stewie: OH YOU WANNA SAY THAT AGAIN?!!!
Bessie: Enough! I'm getting sick of you all fighting! How about you don't insult each other from now on, okay?
Nelly: Whatever you say, retarded Girl Scout who doesn't have a show anymore.
Portia: I was in the same show as her!
Nelly: Yeah, but it got cancelled in 2011. Just face it. NOBODY CARES ABOUT YOUR SHOW!!! WHAT DOES THE B STAND FOR, BITCH?!!! I THINK WE SHOULD CALL YOUR SHOW THE MIGHTY BITCHES!!!
They all did a Regular Show styled OOOOOOOOOOOOO.
Robin: ROASTED!!!
Bessie: Okay. While I try not to cry, you guys just close your eyes and go to our happy places, but don't be too violent while doing so. Okay? Just think of anything that makes you happy and don't let your anger get in the way.
Stewie: Let me guess, the honeybee scouts have an anger management class badge?
Bessie: Yup, and I earned it after volunteering as an anger management teacher back in San Francisco.
They all began to close their eyes.
Nelly: Go to your happy place. Go to your happy place.
In Nelly's mind, she is at a beach relaxing and sipping on a tropical shake.
Nelly: This is my happy place. Sipping tropical shakes at a beach.
Outside Nelly's mind, everyone was doing the same and they were all at their happy places.
Bessie: Perfect.
Later on...
Bessie: Looks like your anger problems are gone, right?
Nelly: Yeah. All those exercises we did helped. Thank you.
Bessie: You're welcome.
They all left.
Bessie: I am such a great teacher.
The next day at South Park Elementary, the kids were talking to each other when Nelly entered. They all stopped and were scared.
Nelly: Hey Everyone. How are you doing? (They were all confused as she leaves. She then approached her friends.) Hey Guys. I'm back.
Red: You took anger management classes?
Nelly: Yup. My anger problems are a thing in the pass.
Wendy: Good. Your raging made everyone afraid of you.
Nelly: Oh... Well, I'm sorry for everything I did yesterday. I'm just happy that I took those anger management classes.
Wendy: It's fine. But what were you really angry about tho?
She laughed.
Nelly: That's none of your business.
She walked away.
Later during recess, the melvins saw Nelly talking to her friends.
Damien: So that angry bitch finally ended her yelling and screaming spree.
Butters: Yeah.
Dougie: Don't be so sure. Her anger problems could come back someday.
Pip: Yeah. Let's hope it doesn't happen.
Scott M: I agree.
She walks past them holding hands with Francis.
Pip: Their love is actually kinda cute.
Butters: Yeah.