By Maricruz
Disclaimer: Hazbin Hotel and Helluvaboss are the copyright properties of Vivziepop and Spindle Horse.
Chapter 24: Lets Try This Again.
'This must be the best homemade Italian spaghetti I have ever eat in my life!' Cat-Stolas/Bruce thought as he took another huge bite of Angel's famous homemade Italian spaghetti.
After Sera was knocked out unconscious again, everybody are eating Angel's famous homemade Italian spaghetti again, and because it so good!
"I must admit, this is still better than the supermarket..." Millie says her plate already finished
"You got that right." Vortex said, petting his full stomach after finishing eating the homemade Italian spaghetti.
"Remind me the one of my Mama..." Moxxie says
"I bet your mother was a wonderful cook, Moxxie." Angel said, while feed Yogirt his spaghetti, who is sitting on Angel's lap but not in a sexual way, kind like a parent feeding their children way.
And next to Angel's chair was Fat Nugget eating his own plate of his mommy/daddy's homemade Italian spaghetti, and he isn't wearing the long white dress and baby bonnet as Angel doesn't want it to get messy.
"Yeah... she was..." now Moxxie was saddened about that
Millie place her hand on Moxxie's shoulder and give him a warm smile which made Moxxie smile a little bit.
"So, Angel who taught you to cook this delicious homemade Italian spaghetti?" Ace asked, while cleaning his face with a napkin.
"My mother, because of tradition..." Angel admitted
"Tradition?" Niffy asked.
"What tradition?" Coco asked as she took another bite of the spaghetti.
"It means that if you have 30 years and you can't cook, then sei proprio una capra!" Angel says with a deadpan expression
"What Angel meant in that last sentence, you are a goat." Moxxie replied.
"Yep." Angel nodded his head while wiping Yogirt's face with a napkin.
"Damn..." Everyone says
"Yeah, growing up in a mafia family wasn't easy for me, especially how my father would always have bodyguard with me all the time ever since I was five years old after I told him something that made him really mad." Angel said.
"Trust me, pure io..." Moxxie also says
"What made your father very mad that cause him to have bodyguard with you all the time when you were five years old?" Emily asked.
"Someone tried to shoot me while I was at school..." Angel admitted
"What!?" Everybody shouted while Charlie and Emily looked shocked, especially Husk.
"I don't remember who it was... but it was a rival of my family, and they tried to shoot me while going at school, I had to hide myself inside the sewers to escape him..." Angel says
"And after I escape and I came home looking dirty and wet, my mother and my father asked me what happened and I told them everything which made my mother cry and hug me and my dad mad." Angel added. "But that didn't make him very angry. He was just pissed. What really made him mad is that one day at the park while me and my twin sister Molly were playing a game with a ball, with my mother and a couple of bodyguard watching us. Molly accidentally throw a ball too far into a brush, almost out of the park and I volunteer to get it. After I went over to the bush to get the ball back, some older man in his late 30 suddenly appear out of nowhere and he was looking at me with a huge smile on his face."
"Oh no... I know where this is going..." Loona says as Blitz immediately put his hands on Emily ears.
"Being a somewhat naive and clueless kid I was, I said hello to him and he replied back. I asked him if he could help get my ball back from the bush and he agreed. After he remove the ball from the bush and hand it back to me, I said thank you to him after I took the ball from his hand, failing to notice that his smile got bigger when my little finger somewhat touch his finger. After I got the ball back, I was about to leave when the man said to me that I would never forget. "You're a beautiful young boy I have ever seen. You are only five years old, and yet you have an appearance of an angel and feminine features." Angel tightens his grip on the fork as his face looked nervous and dread. "But of course, I was just five years old and I didn't understand what he meant."
"Oh no..." Husk and Mammon dreaded
"Angel..." Charlie looked horrified and dreaded, and it appears so does everybody else.
"Of course, I said thank you in my innocent kid voice and I was about to go back to my sister, when the man told me that he have some candy back in his house and asked me I want to come to his house to eat some candy which I agree. He then took my hand and together we left the bush and start walking together in the park and almost to the gate. We were almost out of the park when I hear my mother screaming my name which I turn my head around to see my mother running with some bodyguard behind her. And this made the man let go of my hand and quickly ran into a streets where he quickly disappeared into the city."
"Phew..." Emberlynn and Niffty says at the same time.
"Yeah, phew...so after my mother hug me while crying at the same time. She said she was starting to get worried when I didn't come back with the ball when she noticed that I was with some older man and we were leaving the park. Immediately, my mother thought this man was a rival to our family which is why she asked some bodyguard to follow her as she start running. Shortly after, when we went home, my mother told my father who then angrily asked me what did the man said to me and what made me go with him and almost leaving the park. And I told my father the whole thing especially what the man said to me about being a beautiful young boy and having an angelic and feminine appearance and I would never forget the look on my father's face after I told him what the man said to me."
"He was mad that you were almost kidnapped... right?" Bee asked hesitantly
"No..." Angel shook his head. "He was mad because that man developed some sexual obsession of me which is why he almost try to kidnapped me out of the park."
"What a shitty father..." Lucifer says.
"Well, not really...because of that, my dad become overprotective of me and doesn't trust any man who looked at me funny and complement to my mom and dad how I was born beautiful just like my sister or how I should be born as a girl instead of a boy."
"Still better than my father..." Moxxie added, feeling a little jealous.
"If that creepy fucker who tried to kidnap you is around here in the Pride Ring, you just say the word and I'll be gladly to take care of him for you for free." Blitz told Angel.
"Thank Blitz but I can take care of myself." Angel said to Blitz before looking at Moxxie. "Sorry that you were feeling jealous, Moxxie. But yeah, despite my older brother was the favorite of my dad, my dad still remain overprotective of me, even when I turn into a teenager because as soon I turn fourteen or fifteen years old, I caught many guys attentions especially at the casino where my dad would have meeting with other mafia, even my brother became overprotective of me as well."
"Guess they do so they don't bring shame to the family..." Cherry pointed out.
"Maybe or maybe not because whenever I ask them why they are overprotective towards me when it come to guys, they would said the same thing." Angel took a breath as he start to said the same word his brother and father has told him.
After that everyone where silent.
"And that what they said to me, believe me I would always go silent when they told me the same thing. And it got even worse, when my father start to plan an arranged marriage with my sister to other Mafia family's sons so we could become a powerful Mafia family. My brother and my father didn't excepting that some of them would said it would better if I get marry to one of their sons in the arranged marriage instead of my sister because I was more beautiful than my sister along with my body and feminine appearance."
"...and so that's why they hated you and made fun of you...?" Charlie asked with a sad frown.
Angel just looks at Charlie with an equally sad frown. Charlie doesn't even need to hear the answer, the look on Angel's face is all she needed.
"Shit dude..." Loona says a bit shocked and also angry
"Yeah...than I was disowned by my family after I was caught kissing some guy behind an alley. And I was only twenty-three years old when I was disowned by my family."
"And the worst of all? My father didn't even look at me in the face when disowned me..." Angel added
"My brother was very mad and yelled at me that they did everything to protect me from men ever since I was five years old, and after I was caught kissing some guys and I told them I was gay. I taken advance of their protective." Angel looked at the ground with tears in his eyes. "He along with some of my male relatives start to beat the fuck out of me all because I was gay."
Immediately Cherry hugged at Angel.
Yogirt too as he is hugging Angel's torso and have his face bury in Angel's chest fluff.
Fat Nuggets let out a sad oink as he gently paw his mommy/daddy's boots.
"Don't be sad, A.D..." Cherry says while hugging Angel
"Yeah..." Yogirt said, while lifting his face up from Angel's chest fluff.
FizzaRolli then appears and use his robotic arms to pull Angel, Yogirt, Cherri Bomb, and Fat Nuggets in a big hug.
"WHY ARE YOU WANT ME TO KILL WITH THESE SAD EMOTIONS?" Fizzarolli yelled out while crying.
"Yeah!" Emberlynn and Niffy start to cry and their cry are similar to an anime where their tears suddenly flooded the room, which it did.
FizzaRolli quickly stand on a chair, so his robotic legs won't get caught in the water caused by Niffy and Emberlynn.
"Someone do something or the hotel is gonna get flooded!" Charlie says as she stand on her seats too, despite having tears
"Yeah, some of us are not good swimmer!" Vortex shouted as he is holding on his chair tightly as it float around in the water.
"...and don't have wings here!" Blitz says while holding on bridal style at Emily
Alastor then snap his fingers in which a portal sucked up all the water and dump outside the hotel, causing a small wave to hit the Pride Ring's streets.
In which almost drown some of the demons, including washing another part of the Vee Tower and moving away their limo
"Thank you, Alastor..." Octavia said as she got up from her chair, relief that he got rid of the water the two sinner girls made with her tears.
However, the tears that flood the room, the room is a mess.
"Oh for..." Alastor Began by snapping his fingers and give to Emberlynn and Niffty a plushie of Satan, so they could calm down.
Emberlynn and Niffy let out a huge gasp. "Another plushie of the bad boy and it Satan!" Emberlynn squealing.
"Alastor you piece of shit!" Satan yelled in anger.
Alastor looked at Satan with his shit-eating grins before snapping his finger and huge plush of Mammon landed on Satan's hands. "Here you go! A new punching bag for you!"
"Okay I forgive you..." Satan says with a huge grin before standing up and saying: "Well, if you excuse me, I need to continue my journey for becoming the Elden Lord..." after that he goes away with the plush of Mammon.
"What the fuck!?" Mammon shouted as half of his body is wet from the two sinner's girl tears. "How did you made a plush of Satan and a huge plush of me!?" Mammon shouted at Alastor.
"I have powers beyond your compression..." Alastor says with his shit-ass grin
"And mostly, some of you guys are a heavy sleeper especially Lucifer when I cut of pieces of your hair at night to complete the plush." Alastor added.
Everyone went wide-eyed when Alastor said that.
"Whoa Whoa! Alastor!" Charlie stood up and that motion of waving hers arms in criss cross direction and shaking her head. "That's crossing the line to creeper territory!"
"You've been cutting our hair while we were sleeping?!" Lucifer ask in pure shock and anger.
"Not even Blitz is that creepy and he used to spy on Millie and me!" Moxxie makes a positive point about Blitz.
"Well, not of all you guys. I would never cut the ladies hair to make a plush of them..." Alastor looked at Charlie, Niffy, Emberlynn, Loona, Octavia, Millie, Emily, Coco, Milky, Apple, Kiki, Queen Bee, Leviathan, and Belpherog. "Except for if they are rude to men and don't act kind to a gentleman and don't smile." Alastor looked at Vaggie.
"Don't test me, Bambi Boy!" Vaggie said it with a low growl.
Charlie put her arm in front of Vaggie. "But still, Alastor, we need to discuss about boundaries."
Alastor looked at her with his smile before snapping his finger and a mini plush of Dazzle appear in Charlie's hand.
"Even on our guards?" Charlie asked shocked.
"Relax, I just their hairs from their bed." Alastor tries to justified himself.
"Still creepy as fuck..." Lucifer pointed out... before Charlie pick again her newspaper roll.
"Okay okay fine, I won't collect hairs to make plushies anymore." Alastor put his hands up in front of him.
"Oh no... I will make sure of it..." Charlie says as she pick a new destructive weapon: the spray bottle.
"AAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH CLEAN WATER! MY ONE TRUE WEAKNESS!" Alastor cowers in fear as he is glitching.
Charlie sprays Alastor. "AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH! I'M MELTING I'M MELTING! WHATAWORLD WHATAWORLD!" Alastor did his best impression of the Wicked Witch from the Wizard of Oz.
Everyone here was laughing, while Charlie continues to spray Alastor with the spray bottle. "Do you surrender?" Charlie demanded.
"Yes..." Alastor says quietly.
Meanwhile, Emberlynn was writing something: "...and so, the mighty princess with the power of a spray bottle defeated the terrible demon and free herself and her knight girlfriend Vaggie from his terror... before she and her use the bedroom that was in that tower and..."
"Okay Emberlynn, I think that's is enough for today." Blitz manages to stop Emberlynn for going any further in her writing.
"Maybe there should be rule about no fanfic writing during meal time." Moxxie suggested.
"You know they are not gonna follow that, Moxxie..." Blitz says with a deadpan expression.
Moxxie just pouted.
"Either way... this one was actually a fic on medieval style about Chaggie..." Niffty and Emberlynn admitted.
"Really?" Both Vaggie and Charlie asked.
"Who dosen't love some knight?" Mammon asked
"That is true..." Angel nodded his head while holding his baby pig. "Speaking of knight, I better get ready to go to work since Valentino has already made an idea of a porn script for me about a princess and a knight."
"Oh... about that..." Fizz says with a smirk.
"What do you mean by, Fizz? And why are you smirking?" Angel asked FizzaRolli.
"Actually, you don't have to work with Valentino anymore..." Ozzie says with also a smirk
"What...?" Angel said with a shocked expression, his arms tighten around Fat Nugget's body.
"Yeah... Valentino broke your contract!" Fizz says with a cheerful tone!
There was silence in the room and tears start to appear in Angel's eyes.
"F-for real...?" Angel asked quietly
"Yes, A.D." Fizz walk towards Angel and place his hand on his shoulder. "Ozzie made him rip your contract in half and now your soul are free. You and your baby are now free from Val...Forever!"
"...along with my balls..." Ozzie replied quietly
Angel then approached to Ozzie, looked at him with tears still in his eyes and a soft small smile appear on his face. "Thank you...Ozzie..."
"You are most welcome, Angel Dust..." Ozzie says with a smile
Angel then lift his pig up as they are face-to-face." You hear that, baby! We are now free from Valentino! Forever! And he is never going to hurt you or turn you into a bacon!" There was happiness in Angel's voice and he has the brightness and the biggest smile that anybody has ever seen.
Happy oink noises.
"That's right, baby!" Angel brought his pig closer to his face and nuzzle his face against Fat Nugget's adorable face and head, who let out even more happy oink noise.
"Woooooh! Yeah baby, that's what we have been waiting for!" Cherry exclaimed with happiness... while randomly throw an open grenade back
Which crash through a window and there was a loud explosion behind the hotel which caused another hole in the wall of the hotel.
"GODDAMMIT!" Charlie yelled out of frustration
"Whoops..." Cherri Bomb said, while rubbing the back of her head. "Got carry away from there. But since Angel is free from that prick asshole Val, why don't we celebrate? For the freedom of Angel's soul?" Cherri asked, while putting her arm around Angel's shoulder. "And for his little junior as well?" Cherri petted Fat Nugget's head.
"Sigh. Okay... but you also need to work with Emberlynn and Niffty about the fanfictions too..." Charlie inquired.
That when a mischievous smile appears on Cherri Bomb. "Since I will working with the two sinner girls on their fanfiction, I guess Alastor won't mind if I wrote some death of Vox and Val in the fanfiction story."
"Ooooh, I will be glad reading them!" Alastor says with a smile
"Nothing will make Alastor happy if his rival Vox is dead." Vaggie grumbled while crossing her arms.
"Since Angel is now free from Val and that we will be throwing a party. I just need one question." Blitz said. "Who is that?" He pointed at Cat-Stolas/Bruce with a confused expression.
"His name is Bruce, he is the new guest here..." Octavia says nonchalantly.
As soon as Octavia said new guest, Charlie immediately appear in front of Cat-Stolas/Bruce and grab his hand while having the biggest smile on her face. "A new guest!? Then welcome to The Hazbin Hotel!"
"O-o-oh... Uhm..." Cat-Stolas/Bruce mutter nervously
"Charlie, you're making him nervous." Vaggie place her hand on Charlie's shoulder. "It best to ask him some question later, ok?"
"Okay, okay, sorry!" Charlie apologies quickly
"Well, it's nice to meet you, Bruce." Blitz said as he held out his hand to shake with Cat-Stolas/Bruce's hands.
Cat-Stolas/Bruce could feel his hearth beat, but, he also needs to stay calm and don't blew up his cover
"Nice to meet you as well." Cat-Stolas/Bruce said with a nervous smile, as he took Blitz's hand and as soon his cat paw touch Blitz's hand. He felt like lighting has strike his cat body with excitement and some...horny as well.
"Pardon me for saying this, but it feels like I've known you from somewhere." Blitz looked at Stolas/Bruce carefully as he shook his hand.
Immediately, Cat-Stolas/Bruce got nervous. "N-no...I just arrived Hell three days ago..."
Blitz narrows his eyes: "In which area?" he asked
"Pride Ring..." Cat-Stolas/Bruce said.
"Which district?" Blitz asked again
"I have no idea...I just woke up in Hell after I was shot by a police for killing my cheating ex-husband and his boy toy boyfriend with two sharp knives." Cat-Stolas/Bruce said, hoping making up a lie about what got him to Hell in the first place.
"That's... oddly specific... care to see where they have shoot you?" Moxxie asked politely
Cat-Stolas/Bruce let go of Blitz's hand and pressed his hand against his chest. "My heart...The last thing before I died...I was running into the woods and stop to hide behind a tree to catch my breath when I hear a loud bang and the next thing I knew, I looked down to see bleed coming out of my chest, bleeding through my shirt and dripping on the ground. I then fall to the ground, slowly bleeding to death."
"It's look like something that comes out of a telenovella..." Octavia says a bit suspected, since he once saw his father watching something like that
That when Cat-Stolas/Bruce rip open his shirt to show a small X on his chest, proving that where he got shot. He secretly made an X on his chest to prove everybody at the hotel that he is a sinner.
Everyone looked at the X.
"Sounds... legit?" Blitz says unsure.
"Idk, but I guess your point is proven..." Moxxie replied
"Whatever..." Octavia says.
Cat-Stolas/Bruce secretly smile in the inside that some of the guests believe him, but he must remain on guard because there are some that don't believe him, especially his beloved Blitzy.
Emily meanwhile was looking a bit... more suspicious about the situation, but, for the sake of Blitz, she keeps her mouth shut.
"Anyways, welcome to The Hazbin Hotel, Bruce!" Charlie said. "This hotel will help you get to Heaven just like Sir Pentious did, and if you do get to turn into an Angel, then you will be the second sinner that went to Heaven!"
"Oh... Thank you..." Cat-Stolas/Bruce says nervously, while Emberlynn, Niffty, the other 5 Sins, Fizz and Cherri where going on her room for continuing their punishment.
Soon the doors to the hotel was slam open, very loud which caught everybody's attention. They turn their heads to see Stella and Vassago standing outside the entrance of the hotel's doors. They have returned from their secret meeting with the other Goetias.
"Mom, Uncle! Welcome back, how it was the meeting?" Octavia immediately asked
Vassago and Stella didn't saying anything to Octavia except Vassago walks towards Charlie with a blank expression and said. "Charlie, have everybody come to the living room. Immediately and please."
"Uhm... Satan is occupied and the other uncles, aunts, Fizz and Cherry are doing their punishment right now with Niffty and the Cat-Sinner..." Charlie says.
"Now, Charlie, there is something that going to happened on News 666 and it something that you and everybody are going to be in a huge shock, especially Angel, Alastor, and the cat-girl sinner." Vassago said while looking at Angel and Alastor.
"Sigh. Okay then..." Charlie says before standing up and call: "Emberlynn! Guys! You need to come here for a moment! Even you Uncles and Aunts!"
And soon the Sins, Cherri Bomb, Fizz, Niffy, and Emberlynn has appear in the room along with Satan who is holding the huge plush Mammon and it appears the huge plush Mammon is missing his two arms, more it look like it was ripped of his plush body.
"Oh come on!" Mammon says a bit angry that his plush is already damaged
Ozzie and Bee start to laugh after seeing what has happened to the Mammon plush.
"In my defense, that damn Yoda is still kicking my ass..." Satan says.
"It's not even a main boss!" Mammon yelled out.
"IT BECAME ONE THE DAY HE WANTED TO CHALLENGE ME!" Satan yelled in anger.
And this made Satan rip another Mammon's plush arm.
"Satan..." Charlie says disappointed.
"Sorry, Charlie..." Satan sigh while still holding the rip arm of the Mammon's plush.
"Anyway, everyone, please come to the living room. Prince Vassago and Princess Stella has something very important to show us." Charlie notified.
"Ok..." Everybody replied as they all went to the living room.
Once that, everyone where now in a random place towards the TV: "Alright, what is right now?" Angel asked.
Stella let out a sigh, not a frustration sigh that she normally do, but a normal sigh. "Just watch the TV and you will see." Stella hand. the remote to her brother-in-law Vassago. He then turns on the TV, and put it on the 666 News.
"Hi I'm Katie Killjoy."
"And I'm Tom Trench."
"And welcome to the 666 News." Katie greeted. "Today with the news about recent situation with the Goetias!" Katie says on the TV.
"That's right!" Tom nodded his head.
"Ohh those are the bird people on my phone..." Emberlynn says curious about it.
"Shh~" Niffy said to her friend and Emberlynn nodded her head.
"It seems that after some recent reunion the Ars Goetia have target three fortunate sinners and an Overlord to accept their hands in marriage!" Tom continues
"What?" Everybody except Vassago and Stella shout.
"Are they for real?" Ozzie asked.
"They are for real, and those are the new fortunate ones!" Katie says while the screen show the photos of Emberlynn, Angel Dust and Alastor.
Almost immediately, you could hear a loud gasp from all over Hell and all Rings, including from the Vee Tower.
"Oooooohhh... now I get it why the many requests of marriage now..." Emberlynn says shocked.
"What the fuck is wrong with them? Is me that is so pretty?" Angel says shocked.
Alastor meanwhile, had his left eye twiching.
Husk on the hand, look very angry and jealous and so did Mammon.
Cat-Stolas/Bruce meanwhile was the most shocked, because, seriously? Some marriage requests with some sinners and overlord now? Which one is a dangerous monster, the other a cringy cat and the last an horny spider?
"For the first time ever, the Goetias are asking three sinners hand in marriage, and one of them is a powerful Overlord named the Radio Demon." Katie said while drinking her coffee.
"Shocking, I know, who would expect also a cat sinner that tell cringy stories to became an interest for the Goetias too?" Tom asked with a shrug on the TV.
Katie nodded her head but she did cringe. "But I could see why the famous Angel Dust would also become an interest for the Goetias as well." Tom smirks at the photo of the Angel Dust.
"I mean, he is famous with his performance, and so some nobles decide to choose him as a possible target for a marriage!" Tom added, while this time Valentino screamed like a banshee on heat.
"And by some I means that half of the Goetias have divided into two groups. Half of the male Goetias would go the cat-girl sinner hand in marriage while the second group will go to Angel for his hand in marriage." Tom said. "And let be honest, Angel Dust is a very beautiful sinner to have his hand in marriage." Tom winks at the screen.
"Then there are the women, that they want to take the Radio Demon out of marriage, a bizarre choice, but not a surprising one!" Katie added
"After all, the Radio Demon is old-fashioned and he is actually a handsome sinner when he is not scary." Katie admits.
"Indeed..." Tom confirmed.
Everyone turned to Alastor, a few are smirking (Angel Dust, Blitz, Husk, and Vaggie.) "Don't-say-a word." Said Alastor while twitching.
"She isn't wrong." Bee said. "If I was still angry at my boyfriend and I didn't want to talk to him, I would totally date the Radio demon."
Vortex whimpered.
"So, will the Goetias success of asking Angel, Cat-girl sinner, and Alastor's hand in marriage?" Katie asked the viewers.
"Find it out on our next love story, only here on 666!" Tom announced.
"Goodbye and good luck, Angel, Alastor, and cat-girl sinner with the Goetias asking your hands in marriage!" Katie announced as she wink at the screen.
And with that said, it goes to the ads.
As soon the ads appears on TV, Angel's phone start to goes off with the sounds of so many notifications.
Along with the one of Emberlynn.
The only one who doesn't have a cellphone is Alastor as he refuses to have one.
"Oh god... in some of them there is Valentino..." Angel dreaded
Fat Nugget let out worried oink from Angel's lap.
"He is threatening to come at the hotel and make him return work for him..." Angel Dust dreaded. "So he could have Velvette to turn me into a beautiful bride with her famous outfit and that he and Vox will choose one of the male Goetias that want my hand in marriage..." Angel continue reading the message from his phone.
"WHAT?!" Ozzie, Fizz, Husk, and Mammon shouted in anger, with Ozzie flaming in rage.
"Oooh... so he think he still in control after what happen?" Ozzie exclaimed in anger
"It appear so..." Mammon growled.
"Well... guess he will need a second plan of rectification..." Satan says as he crack his knuckles: "Plus I need to blow some steam..."
"No..." Fizz softly said.
"Oh-ho..." Blitz dreaded.
This made everybody except Ozzie to looked at Fizz with a shocked expression. "What do you mean, no?" Satan asked.
"It's just... I don't want Ozzie murder someone and have his adopted child being afraid of him..." Fizz admitted. "Along with him being afraid of you guys as well, since you are going to be his aunt and uncles." Fizz looked at the Sins with fear and concern in his eyes at he thought of the idea of his adopted son Oliver becoming deeply afraid of his adoptive uncle and aunt if he has earn learn that they murder somebody.
"I mean... he's got a point..." Charlie says.
"Don't you guys want Oliver to grow up and love you, like Charlie does?" Fizz looked at Charlie and the Sins. "She sill loves you guys, and I want Oliver love you guys as well, not being afraid of you."
"To be honest, if one day Millie and I will get children, I would ask the same thing..." Moxxie admitted.
"I agree with Fizz here, and while sinners can't have children here in hell..." Angel lift Fat Nuggets up. "Fat Nuggets is the very closet thing I have as my own baby and son."
"Don't worry about that! There is still the fantasy world..." Emberlynn says with a shrug and a small "heh"
Satan let out sigh. "Fine, I won't kill Valentino...for the sake of my adopted nephew Oliver."
"Thank you..." Fizz thanked
"So, what should we do about the Goetias asking Alastor, cat-girl sinner, and Angel's hand in marriage?" Mammon asked.
"I am too over with Blitzy-Kun to think about marrying..." Emberlynn admitted with a shrug.
"And it's pretty surprising that the Goetias want to marry Angel as well." Niffy said. "Don't they know that Angel is a male instead of female?"
"They do not care..." Octavia replied darkly
"Just like the men from the mafia family that ask my father to have some of their son marry me instead of my twin sister, Molly." Angel spoke sadly while petting Fat Nugget's head who oink in worry.
"I am guessing they saw something peculiar in you..." Vassago replied gravely
"He could have a point there, Angel." Millie said.
"Still I don't want to marry! Not now that I got recently my freedom!" Angel says in anger. "And how do I know if they only want to marry me because I looked like a woman!?" Angel slam his hand against the couch he was sitting with Yogirt and Cherri Bomb.
"I dunno... but one thing is for sure, if they try... then I will serve turkey for months..." Alastor says frustrated. Before getting up from his seat and disappear into a shadow.
"Welp... what a shitty morning..." Satan says as he grab his plushie again and goes onto his room to play some Elden Ring and calming down.
"He is not really going to turn half of the Goetia into turkey, right?" Vassago asked Charlie.
"I... honestly don't know..." Charlie says unsure, while the 5 sins, Fizz, Cherry, Emberlynn and Niffty were going on Emberlynn's room for their punishment.
I wonder how the Vee are reacting upon watching the news, especially Vox... Husk thought as he watched Yogirt talking with Angel and Fat Nuggets nuzzle his head against Angel's hand.
Meanwhile, at the Vee Tower.
"WHERE. IS. OUR. LIMO?" Valentino yelled while searching on the garage.
Shortly after, the King of Lust and his lover Fizz left the Vee Tower, Vox has some of his men to bring Velvette corpse back to the tower where he and Val have to wait until she is re-spawn again.
"It got damaged from that first earthquake caused by Satan!" Vox reminded Val. "
"SHIT! Now how are going to get to the hotel?!" Val has less maturity than a 3 year old child.
"We'll take the electric smart car." Vox pulled out his keychain.
"AAARRRGH! I HATE THAT LITTLE PIECE OF SHIT!" Val expressed his emotions. "The seats makes my wings cramp! It makes my knees come right up at my chin! And that seat belt pinches my chest!"
Vox growled angrily and felt an urge to punch Val right now. But the only thing he want to punch are those female Goetias that want to have Alastor's hand in marriage! He took a deep breath and calmed down. "If you don't like it then there you can either call for an uber or take the bus."
However, this made Val more angry. "THE BUS!?" He shouted at Vox. "THERE IS NO FUCKING WAY I'M GOING TO TAKE A BUS WITH THOSE POOR DEMONS AND HAVE MY BEAUTIFUL WINGS GET DIRTY ON THE BUS!" Val start to curse in Spanish along with letting out angry squeak. "AND I'M NOT GOING TO TAKE THE UBER EITHER!"
Vox couldn't help but thinking how cute Val's angry squeaks are, but he shook those thoughts out his screen head. "Then it's looks like you no other choice." Vox dangle the keys. "Unless of course you want to stay home."
Valentino turn his head to look at Vox with a very pissed off look. "NO, I DON'T WANT TO STAY HOME! I WANT TO GO TO THE FUCKING HOTEL AND SEE MY BELOVED FORMER PORN STAR AND BEAUTIFUL ANGEL DUST!" Val slam his boots on the ground in anger. "LET VELVETTE STAY HOME BECAUSE THIS IS ALL HER FUCKING FAULT FOR MAKING ME TO RIP THE CONTRACT OF MY BEST SUCK COCKING AND THE WETTEST TIGHTEST ASS THAT ANYBODY HAS EVER FUCK AKA THE FAMOUS PORN STAR ANGEL! BECAUSE IF SHE HASN'T KICK THE HANDSOME AND SEXY KING OF LUST'S HUGE DICK! THEN WE WOULD HAVE THE OPPORTUNITY TO RULE HELL AND BECOME MORE POWERFUL OVERLORDS ONCE YOU AND I DECIDED WHICH MALE GOETIA THAT MY SWEET ANGEL CAKES WOULD MARRY TO!"
Vox is growing tired of Val's whining. "Oh My God! Would You Just Get Over It Already?! If You Didn't Broke Angel's Contract Then Asmodeus Would Most Likely Blow Your Ball Off And Not In the Way You Wanted!"
Val makes that face where his eyes are wide with anger and bottom lip is on top of his top lip and he is making that "MMMRRRG!" noise while squeaking.
Then a thought came into Vox's head. "Besides, there is a chance that another certain angel would be at the hotel."
That what brought Val out of his anger. Vox continues. "You know, the pretty one from that live broadcast. A certain fallen Seraph named Emily?"
"And also a certain prince of those assholes Goetias..." Vox added with a sadistic look on his face.
"Yes, now that you mentioned it. I wonder how is Stolas is doing?" Val ponders.
"Probably fine... even so there is a problem now..." Vox says.
"What problem?" Val asked.
"The fact that our TOWER IS LITTERALLY FILLED WITH WATER!" Vox yelled in anger
"I FUCKING KNEW THAT!" Val yelled back before pulling out a plush Angel Dust. "Good thing I was able to save my plush Angel or otherwise it would get ruin in the water." Val spoke in a happy voice as he planted a kiss on the Angel's plush mouth.
Velvette then enter, she was still half tired: "Would you keep your damn mouth down? I am trying to sleep here..." she says.
Val just gives her the middle finger and start to nuzzle his face against the plush Angel with a smile on his face. He is refusing to talk to Velvette as he is still mad at her for making him rip the contract of his beloved and most famous porn star Angel.
"How you feeling Vel?" Vox asked.
"Bad... I found my bed floating around the living room..." Velvette says tiredly.
"Yikes..." Vox said, feeling sorry for Velvette, while Val is talking with his plush Angel. "I'm going to see you again, my beloved Angel Cakes...and then I will have you sign the contract again and then once I took you back to the tower, we will have the most amazing and hottest sex ever~ And this time, Voxxy will be joining us for the first time, we will finally have a threesome with him~" Val poked plush Angel's cheek. "I know he want to fuck you too Angel~"
"Anyway care someone to explain why everything is filled with water? Did God decide to do another universal flood?" Velvette asked with a yawn.
"I wish..." Vox replied while glaring at Val still nuzzling the plush Angel. "All I know that the flood of water suddenly appears out of nowhere in the Pride Ring and the water almost drown half of our workers including my assistant, Peppermint.
"Sigh. Anyway, what did you do at the shotgun that you snatched at Ozzie?" Velvette also asked about it.
"Oh, I asked my assistant Peppermint to put it somewhere safe in my office because the angelic shotgun will be useful someday." Vox smiled evil.
"Fair enough..." Velvette replied
"ARE WE GOING TO THE HOTEL OR NOT!?" Val shouted at Vox. "BECAUSE I WANT TO SEE MY BELOVED ANGEL AGAIN AND THAT SEXY AND HANDSOME KING OF LUST! HE CAN DO BETTER THAN THAT UGLY IMP NAMED FIZZAROLLI!"
"Still into his phase, huh?" Velvette says begrudgingly
"Yeah..." Vox gripped his hand in anger and jealousy.
"But I must admit, I'm impressed by you Vox." Velvette said as she looked at Vox with a small smile on her face.
"How?" he asked confused, while Valentino was banging his head on the wall for the boredom
"By not causing another blackout in Pride Ring after watched the news that many of the female Goetias are asking Alastor's hand in marriage." Velvette replied.
"I mean... I was going to send some assassin to personally murder them, but eh..." Vox replied with a shrug.
"So you're ok with the female Goetias that are going to flirt with Alastor so he could pick one of them to marry?" Velvette asked, unsure whatever Vox is really ok with it or not.
"Obviously not, but, I am not gonna do another blackout because of this, we already have some problems, and this one, should be the last one to do..." Vox admitted.
"Ok..." Velvette nodded her head. "But mostly you don't want Alastor to marry one of the female Goetias because you secretly wish you could marry Alastor and you already picked a theme, song, foods, and some flowers for your 'future' wedding with Alastor someday."
"Yes..." Vox admitted with a deadpan look
"So it true!?" Velvette shouted, looking shocked. "I thought Val was joking after he found and read your secret 'dairy' or notebook in your room while you are on Rest Mode! And later told me about it!"
Vox realising that he got caught, facepalm himself
"I can't fucking believe it! You really do want to marry Alastor!" Velvette looking very shocked. "So what are you going to do if Alastor actually marry one of the female Goetias!?"
"Murder the spouse and then kidnap and brainwash Alastor..." Vox admitted nonchalantly.
"And by brainwashing Alastor, you could going to make him join our team and have him marry you instead?" Velvette asked.
"Huuuuh... yes! Yes of course!" Vox lied.
"He's lying..." Val said. "In his secret dairy, he wrote that if Alastor ever got married to a male and female, he would murder the wife or husband, kidnap and brainwash Alastor where he could force Alastor have sex with him instead." Val is now playing with the Angel plush and is touching his plush butt with his finger.
"Damn..." Velvette says with a deadpan expression
"He also wrote that he has a small crush on Angel Dust after Angel accidentally flirt with him when he was drunk in the party we have many years ago in our tower and he said that Angel flirting with him actually made him very hard despite he was being drunk." Val added.
Velvette then pick up a glass she fill it with the water, she drink it, and then spit it out: "the FUCK?" she yelled. She looked at Vox. "You actually have a small crush on Angel Dust!?" With a stunned expression and her mouth wide open.
"I am bringing the shotgun now, I am going to kill Val..." Vox says before going away.
"You're not going to kill Val, Vox!" Velvette shouted before running after Vox to stop him getting get the angelic shotgun.
I hate Mondays... Valentino thought before bringing the plush Angel closer to his body.
Meanwhile, at the Hazbin Hotel
Satan after over 1000 attempts have manages to beat the Demi-Human Swordmaster Onze, and, after that, he exit from that dungeon and was now inside the Belurat Tower Settlement, trying to go on the DLC of this game
"Finally beat that motherfucker Demi-Human Swordmaster, Onze..." Satan said with a growl.
"Still I wish he had given me that cool sword, instead I got this, and I don't know what it is!" Satan growled as he check the inventory and se that he obtain the spirit ashes of the Demi-Human Swordsman Yosh.
"Wonder why it gave me this..." Satan says as he press the purple square button on the controller and look at the description, it says:
"Ashen remains in which spirits yet dwell.
Use to summon the spirit of Yosh, the demi-human swordsman.
Onze, a master swordsman who devoted himself to the Star-Lined Sword, realized that only ruin awaited at the end of the procession of stars, and imprisoned himself in order to forestall it.
However, Yosh, an apprentice who absorbed his technique, stubbornly refused to heed his master's words, and spent his entire life at his side, in defiance of his self-imposed seclusion."
Satan looked clueless. "Yogirt, would you read this for..." Satan turned his head to see Yogirt isn't by his side. "Oh yeah, he is still with Angel..." He grumbled as he remembers seeing the way Yogirt giggle when Angel was scratching his chin including how Angel feeding him with his homemade Italian spaghetti like he is some kinda of a child.
"Yogirt can feed himself, but why he allow Angel to feed him..." He growled softly while gripping the huge Mammon plush tightly.
Satan then sighs: "Maybe I am doing the paranoia, let's get going..." Satan says as he close the inventory and goes inside the new place, but, as soon as he enter a message appear under the screen: "Invaded by XxxUwUfurry99xxX"
"Who is XxxUwUfurry99xxX?" Satan asked, looking confused.
Suddenly on the game a red spirit phantom came and stopped a few meters away from Satan, despite being in an heavy red color, Satan could see that it was like his character, and, it was wearing a circle on her head and an armor with a long coat, she does the Casual Greeting gesture at Satan
"Who is this? Some kinda new character?" Satan asked.
But suddenly, from the vocal chat of the game, someone spoke... and it was Emberlynn: "Peekaboo! Hi Satan-Kun!" she exclaimed excited.
"Oh shit!" Satan yelled in pure horror.
"I didn't think I would have found you there in the Belurat Tower Settlement, since Mammon and the others Sins here have told me that you were still against Onze..." Emberlynn says while doing the "Bravo!" gesture with her character.
Satan groaned in horror and cringe.
"Either way, do you want to fight? Because I want to test you how you are good..." Emberlynn says, while Satan could hear on the vocal chat that the Sins, Fizz, Cherry, Niffty and Paimon were doing some bets about who will win.
"Is that a challenge?" Satan asked.
"Yes." Emberlynn said.
"Then get ready to be destroyed!" Satan says.
"That's the spirit!" Emberlynn says as she pick something that was in her right arm, Satan didn't know that it was a sigil, nor, he didn't know what it was, for him, Emberlynn look disarmed.
'What is she doing?' Satan thought.
Suddenly the character of Emberlynn began to levitate as a strange, wide and huge circle of light start to form under Satan character.
"What is happening?" Satan looking confused.
And suddenly..BOOOOOOOOMMM! An enormous column of holy light descend onto Satan character destroying his health bar like nothing and killing him.
"HOLY SHIT!" Cherri yelled on the vocal chat while on Satan screen appear the YOU DIED message.
Satan stares at the screen with his mouth wide open before leading out a mighty roar and ripping the huge Mammon plush in half!
"Oopsie... guess I went overboard a bit with that incantation spell..." Emberlynn says on the vocal chat, while Satan could hear Mammon laughing his ass off on the background.
"Mammon! You better stop laughing right now! Because I just fucking rip the huge Mammon plush in half and I will be gladly to ask Alastor to make more huge plush of yourself!" Satan shouted so loud so that Mammon could hear him.
"Oh come on, Satan! Just accept the loss like a man!" Mammon on the background, while there was also Paimon shouting at Emberlynn about the fact that she killed a "Sin", not understanding that it was a videogame.
"Fuck off, Mammon! I know you want to murder some of the male Goetias that want to marry Angel!" Satan shouted.
"What this about a Goetia want to marry an angel?!" Paimon doesn't know what's been going on.
"So you didn't watch the news today?" Emberlynn asked.
"It appears that I have some of the Goetias that want to marry me..." Emberlynn says while looking in her screen
"Along with some of them want to marry Angel Dust, one of the gusts here in the hotel." Mammon said with jealously and anger in his voice.
"And all the female of the Goetias want to marry Alastor, the Radio Demon as well." Bee added.
"WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON WITH MY FAMILY?" Paimons hosted while jumping a bit, he still a thropy after what Satan did to him and was also near a jar of a pony filled with some... liquids..."THE GOETIAS WANT TO MARRY THREE FILTHY SINNERS?! ONE OF THEM WAS TRYING TO VIOLATE ME?! THIS IS UNACCEPTABLE! I WILL NOT ALLOW IT! AND ISN'T THAT ANGEL DUST A MAN?!" Paimon wants none of this.
"Well, they don't care that Angel Dust is a man, he look like a woman." Niffy said.
"Still I am waiting for my punishment one day..." Emberlynn says while looking at the thropy Paimon.
"You! You Stay The Hell Away From Me! You Crazy Female Cat-Sinner!" Paimon fears for his life.
"NOT GOING TO HAPPENED, YOU FILTHY SINNER CAT!" Paimon hissed at Emberlynn. "AND WHERE IS THAT ANGEL DUST!? I WANT TO SPEAK TO HIM ABOUT THE GOETIAS MARRYING HIM!"
"PAIMON, SHUT THE FUCK UP, AND YOU EMBERLYNN, WHERE ARE YOU? I WANT MY REVENGE!" Satan yelled from the microphone of the voice chat.
"I'm stocking up so that I can be ready for our next battle Satan-kun." Emberlynn answered.
"Don't call me that!" Satan shouted, while shuddering in cringe.
"Anyway... I placed my red sign now, you see it?" Emberlynn asked
'Red Sign?' Satan thought before noticing the red sign on the screen. "I see it."
Satan the goes on the sign, and after interact it, Emberlynn character appears again on Satan world again
Emberlynn's character wave at Satan's character.
"So you are here..." Satan says in anger
"Yep, and also, I have prepared something for you just give me a moment..." Emberlynn says as she start managing her inventory, changing weapon and her armor... becoming a smaller copy of Malenia, including having her katana: "Ta-Da!" she says... while Satan instantly began to remember the many, many time he died and heard that same dialogue: "I am Malenia. Blade of Miquella." over and over again
"That bitch!" Satan growled and quickly rip the head of the huge plush Mammon.
"Oh what Satan-Kun... you got yourself triggered? Then come and get me!" Emberlynn taunted at Satan
"I fucking will!" Satan shouted and almost immediately his character went after Emberlynn's character.
He had his huge club ready to bring down on Emberlynn, but then, Emberlynn quickly went for one of her spells, summoning a huge amount of pink butterfly while levitating a bit, and, before Satan could attack, the butterflies explodes on Satan and not only stagger him, but, also build Scarlet Rot on his character, the character of Satan after his HP goes on zero cough violently before falling on the ground and dying
"ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME!?" Satan slam his boot against the ground which causes the hotel to shake along with the Pride Ring.
"Like my little show with butterflies?" Emberlynn asked while this time it was Bee who was laughing hard.
However in the distance, you hear Fat Nuggets squealing very loud.
"Fat Nuggets, calm down baby!" Angel's voice was hear as well.
"Aaaand... here we go again..." Mammon says with a deadpan expression.
"RE-FUCKING-MATCH!" Satan yelled in anger.
"Okay! But I choose I were we are going..." Emberlynn says
"Fine..." Satan grumbled, but he felt guilty for scaring the pig again after stomping on the ground which causes the hotel shake.
Emberlynn then send him the invite, and they were now fighting inside one of the three colosseum of the game: The Caelid Colosseum
"This looked interesting..." Satan said.
"It's an arena for PvP..." Emberlynn explained.
"And this time, no one will save you..." Satan says with a huge grin.
"Who says I am alone?" Emberlynn asked on the vocal chat.
"Wait, what?" Satan looked confused by what the cat-girl sinner said that she isn't working alone.
"Come here my baddest boy~~!" Emberlynn says as her character raise and ring a small bell, suddendly two things began to materialise, and then, from that, two Messmer Soldiers (strong and common enemies of the DLC), spawns on the area, one wielding an axe and shield, the other a spear and shield
"What the fuck!?" Satan looked shocked. "Who are they!?" He shouted.
"Never know what spirit ashes are?" Emberlynn asked while the two soldiers instantly began to do some battle yell, increasing both their attack
"Spirit what?" Satan looked more confused.
"Spirit ashes, you know some spirits of enemy that you collect, some can have some bosses and are either rare or legendaries, others are commons, and so on..." Emberlynn explain, while the soldier with the spear instantly charge his heavy attack and then began to run at Satan
"Oh shit!" Satan shouted and quickly his character move away from one of the Messmer Soldier.
Unfortunately, the Messmer soldier were too aggressive for Satan, and, it was the turn of the one with the axe to attack, with a charge heavy attack he run at Satan with his axe raised
"Fuck!" Satan said as his character quickly raised his weapon to block the axe.
But it was too late as the Messmer soldier with the axe bring down the axe and does heavy damage to Satan, then it stomps the ground, doing a small earthquake and do some more damage to Satan character
"Shit!" Satan shouted as his character try to attack the Messmer solider. And it does some damage to the one with the spear... but I was only 25, and it seems that the Messmer soldier have a looooot of HP of that bar
YOU'RE DEAD appears on the screen.
He only did small damage to them, Satan attacked the one with spear but only fid small damage and the soldiers as i said, have huge HP and an armor that make them tank a lot of hit
But is Satan's character is dead or not?
"FUCK!" Satan shouted.
He wasn't...
"You know what! Rage quit!" Satan throw his control on the ground, realizing that his character is going die anyway.
And in fact, the Mesmmer soldier does some trust with the spear, before the one with the axe bring it down and squash the character of Satan, killing him, the writting: YOU DIED appear on the screen.
"Ooooooh baby! I win... three times!" Emberlynn says excited.
"FUCK YOU!" Satan shouted very loudly in the hotel and stomp his boot on the ground, shaking the hotel and the Pride Ring once again.
"Aww Satan-Kun don't worry... I can... make up with that by helping you with the DLC?" Emberlynn proposed
Satan was going to say anything when suddenly the sound of the door was slam open along with angry footsteps. "SATAN, WOULD YOU QUIT SHAKING THE HOTEL!? YOU SCARING MY SWEET BABY FAT NUGGETS!" Angel shouted.
"Sigh... alrrriiiight..." Satan says and with that Angel goes away, Satan then turn to the screen and to Emberlynn by saying: "If you help me out... are you willing to also finish this shit quickly without getting me getting mad?" He asked.
"I know this game, you have my word!" Emberlynn promised.
"Good..." Satan said.
"Yaaay! Can't wait to help you and show you the many things in thsi world!" Emberlynn says excited.
'My God... hope I don't regret it...' Satan tought.
Meanwhile
Sera wakes up in a dazzled and confused, she have a huge bumb on her head due to Millie swing of bat. "What happened?" Her head was still foggy from that second hit from Millie. When she finally woke up, she discovered that she is in one of the hotel rooms. Then she see Lucifer with only two of the Sins, Belaphorg and Leviathan, since Bee, Mammon, and Satan are playing Elder Ring with Emberlynn and Cherri. But this time, he is with Octavia, Charlie, Vaggie, Alastor, Millie, Moxxie, Loona, Razzle, Frank, Blitz, and Emily. On top of all that, she now notices that she is tied down in a chair.
"Oh good, you're awake." Said Lucifer with sarcastic smile.
"Lucifer...!" She looked angry at Lucifer.
"Whoa whoa, easy there girl." Lucifer chuckled. "Don't want to repeat what happened the last time."
Sera was going to yell at Lucifer until her eyes noticed... "Emily!"
"Hello, Sera." Emily said it as she glares at her now ex-sister.
"Emily, you're ok." Sera looked relief and happy that her sister is alright and ok.
"Yeah, no thanks to you!" Emily narrowed her eyes at Sera.
"Emily, I..." Sera was about to say before Lucifer angrily says: "Don't you dare talk to my adopted daughter with that same lying tone of yours..."
Sera felt insulted. "Lucifer, you know that I never lie!" The she just realized what Lucifer just said. "Wait. What do you mean adopted?"
"Yeah, after what YOU did to her, and, after what she told to us, I decide to not only put her under my protection, but, to "adopt her" if you want to see that way..." Lucifer says with a smirk.
"And for the 'never lie' part... I have some doubts, Sera..." Emily replied while crossing her arms
"Emily please, I only did what I did for the good of Heaven." Sera tried to plead her case.
It is now Blitz's turn to speak. "Oh really, is that why Emily was pinned on the ground with Blessed Beams of Light spears? Which by the way were a fucking pain to pull out!"
"And don't use the 'good of Heaven bullshit excuse, because if Heaven is know for one thing, is that everything is NEVER for the good thing..." Lucifer added.
"Please, you two must believe me." Sera tries to explain. "If the people of Heaven found out that a sinner got into Heaven, it would cause a world wide panic!"
Suuuuuuure, panic, maybe that would have mean that demons CAN INDEED, be reedeemed, and could actually give a chance if they wanted..." Lucifer says.
"And tell us, Ms. Sera, what is so bad about sinners want to be redeem?" Octavia asked.
"Yeah, did you fear something about it?" Emily asked.
"And we better not hear the word 'uprising'." Lucifer was very clear on that.
"Or 'ost of control' bullshit things..." Blitz added.
"Which is what you always said to Emily before you casted her out of Heaven." Vaggie coldly spoke.
Sera didn't know what to say, she was too overwhelmed by the questions.
"Speechless, I see..." Lucifer says while narrowing his eyes
"But I wonder how speechless you will be to know that Adam and Lute broke one of the rules not to kill any Hellborn during the Exterminations." There was anger in Lucifer's tone.
"Wait what?" Sera says shocked.
"Indeed..." Lucifer says as he call Razzle and Frank
"One of the Exorcist killed four hellborn and Frank was about to get killed as well if Angel didn't save him, so the Exorcist killed Frank's brothers..." Lucifer's voice got more angry.
"And Lute killed Dazzle, another hellborn." Vaggie spoke with coldness in her tone.
"You think that this is good? The oath didn't say that they needed to die, and yet, here they are... one lost his friends, another his brother..." Blitz says in anger.
"And I'm surprised that Lute didn't tell you that...or did she only told you about Adam's death and nothing more?" Lucifer gripped his hands in angers.
"I confirm it, Lute only told about Adam death..." Emily confirmed
"So this mean this Lute person loves Adam or something? Since she only told your sister Sera about Adam's death, not that she and Adam along with some Exorcist killed some Hellborn?" Blitz asked.
"It appears so, Blitz..." Emily says, as she remember how she and Adam where always togheter.
"Damn, who would have though Adam would somewhat find an almost third wife after his first and second wife?" Blitz said.
"Hey, do not offend him!" Sera shouted.
"You shut up your mouth!" Lucifer shouted at Sera.
"You have no right to talk after what your actions and choice did!" Vagggie also shouted
"You got that right." Leviathan both head said with anger in their voice.
Sera looked at Leviathan and couldn't help but stares at her. She looked so different from when she was in Heaven long ago.
"You got a fucking stare problem?" the monstrous head asked rudely
"No..." Sera shook her head, turning her eyes away from Leviathan and her eyes landed on Belphegor and saw that she is different as well.
Despite she was asleep, she manages to give at Sera a double middle finger
"Impressive." Loona said with a smirk on her face.
"She is always like a Komala..." Lucifer says with a deadpan look.
"Either way, Sera doesn't know that Adam and Lute broke the oath of killing the hellborns." Vaggie looked at Sera with coldness on her face.
"I should have killed that bitch that day..." Lucifer muttered in anger
"But you didn't dad..." Charlie said. "Because if you did, then she won't probably told us why she and Adam have mom in heaven."
"Yeah... pH and speaking of..." Lucifer before jumping onto Sera, and pin her down with his fist ready: "Where is Lillith?" Lucifer asked "calmly"
"What are you talking about?" Sera asked, confused about Lilith being in Heaven.
"Lillith before have send us a letter and she told us that she was there because of Adam and Lute, so... if you don't want to became a retarded, tell us: where is Lillith?" Lucifer asked again "calmly"
"I don't know what are you talking about. And what do you mean your wife in Heaven because of Adam and Lute?" Sera looked more confused than ever.
"Emily, is she lying?" Blitz asked.
The eyes on Emily suddenly open along with her wing.
"Damn..." Blitz says.
"Okay, so maybe you are telling the truth about that." Lucifer look dejected, but then an idea came into his head. "Of course it makes me wonder, what other things that Adam and Lute have been keeping from you? For all we know they and any other of your exorcists might have been some hellborn during those last exterminations and neither of us didn't even know about it."
"I believe so, your Majesty." Blitz agrees. "Ither they couldn't tell the difference between a sinner and a hellborn or they just don't care."
"Even so, still a violation of the oath we made long time ago, and so, a punishment should be given by that..." Lucifer says while looking at Blitz.
"Oh I agree, Lucifer." Blitz then looked at Emily. "What do you think, Emily?"
Emily took a moment, before saying: "Yes... a punishment should be good..."
Sera has a look of pure horror on her face. "Emily, you can't be serious! Are you really going to let this happen? Please Emily I Beg Of You! I'm Your Sister!"
"Funny, I said about the same things to you, BEFORE YOU CAST ME OUT!" Emily almost went full Seraph when she yelled the last part. "YOU CAST ME OUT BECAUSE I WAS GOING TO THE WHOLE ANGELS THAT A SINNER NAMED SIR PENTIOUS HAS TURNED INTO AN ANGEL DUE TO REDEMPTION AND THAT CHARLIE'S HOTEL HAS WORK!" Emily looked at ex sister with anger in her eyes."AND NOW ARE YOU TRYING TO PLEAD YOUR CASE AFTER EVERYTHING THAT YOU HAVE DONE TO ME? AFTER YOU ALMOST LEFT ME TO DIE?" Emily questioned her ex-sister, pent up rage about to be release. "I WAS GOING TO DIE IN HELL ALL ALONE AND HELPLESS IF..." Suddenly her voice got softer. "If Blitz hasn't saved me..." Emily looked at Blitz with a soft smile on her face.
"...and even so the whole entire reason you have come all the way down here just to see me, was after I defend the hotel from a dangerous treat in a form of a dragon..." Emily added while looking at her ex-sister in anger. "All because you saw the holy light from Hell? That the reason why you came to Hell to see me..." Emily gripped her hand in anger.
"Emily... I..." Sera was in tears.
"Bah, forget it..." Emily says before returning normal and stomp off the room.
"Emily..." Blitz called out to her before deciding going after her. To make sure she is okay.
"Blitz, even if I appreciate, I need some space for a bit, okay?" Emily asked, trying to be polite despite fuming with anger.
"Sure...but remember, if you need to talk with someone, I will be happy talk with you." Blitz said with a small smile on his face. A little disappointed, but he respect Emily's decision.
"I will... later" Emily says before exit from the scene.
Blitz watched Emily left the scene before looking at Sera with anger in his eyes.
"Well, now how we shall punish this asshole?" Blitz asked while looking at Sera in anger and hate
"I don't know since we can't hurt her due to Emily..." Vaggie said with more coldness in her voice. She really want to hurt Sera for what happened in the Heaven Trail and for what she has done to Emily.
"Difficult... really difficult..." The two head of Leviathan began to think
"I think I know a good punishment for her." Alastor spoke up.
Everyone jumped out in fear
"FOR FUCK'S SAKE, ALASTOR!" Lucifer yelled in anger
Alastor ignored him and approached Sera with his creepy smile. "How about we make her return to Heaven and before you shouted 'What' or 'Why', is because she could remove the Exterminators and retire the Exorcist." Alastor looked at everybody. "After all, sooner or later, every angels in Heaven are going to find out the Exterminators and they might cause a riot and an uprising in Heaven."
"Plus, I am still not forgetting that humiliation I had the last time..." Alastor says as he leans creepily at Sera's face, she could hear the radio static from there.
"And not to mention, Sera. You were afraid of the uprising that will probably happened in Hell which is why you allow the Extermination happened led by Adam and Lute. But what if Heaven is the one that is going to start the uprising once every angels and Winners are going to find out that you allow the Exorcists killed so many sinners, which some or maybe a lot of sinners are actually family member to the Winners in Heaven?" Alastor tilt his head and his radio static got a bit louder.
"This would be a very great show, a show where the skies turns red from the blood made out by their families, a show that I like to call: "When Heaven falls!"" Alastor says with sadism and sick pleasure on seeing Sera's fear and point them out on her.
"I would listen to that." Moxxie smirked.
"Ooh I know my mom and dad would be fans of that show." Millie added.
"Alastor has a good point there..." Vaggie said. "And what if some of the Winners might try to attack the Exorcist as revenge for killing their family, friends, and loved one in Hell?" Vaggie asked Sera. "And what if Lute orders the Exorcists to fight back and kill the Winners? Seeing them as traitor in Heaven now?"
"It will become a bloodshed in Heaven for sure." Alastor's smile got even wider.
Even though Sera has never even met Alastor before, she knows he means business and has no choice but to meet their demands. "Very well." Sera surrender. "What other requests do you wish to make."
"Release Sir Pentious from whatever prison cell you are holding him in and allow him to live in Heaven with no problems." Lucifer demanded.
"And I want you to admit that the hotel works and promote it." Charlie added.
"And while your at it, how allowing the nice hellborns to enter Heaven?" Blitz wants to throw that it.
"My friend Blitz and my husband Moxxie lost their mothers from tragic events when they were quite young." Millie confirmed. "And from what I can tell, they were very loving to their sons."
Now it's Moxxie's turn. "How about letting Heaven and Hell visit each other freely with out any complications?"
"That's right, the winners have the right to meet their long lost family, loved ones, and friends that has become a sinner. That would make Angel happy to see his twin sister and mother again." Charlie said.
"And don't forget that even innocent hellborns animals should go to Heaven as well. After all, what if Angel Dust become an Angel, he need Fat Nuggets with him too." Blitz added. "After all, the pig is innocent as well."
"Fine then. Anything else?" Sera hope that they don't have anymore demands.
"Just one more thing." Lucifer pulled his wedding band off from his finger and gave it to Sera. "If by any chance you see Lilith, please tell her that Charlie and I said Hi and that we are doing fine and we thank her for contacting us." He places the ring into Sera's hand and closes it. "And also, you need to ask Lute why she and Adam brought Lilith in Heaven in the first place as well." Lucifer added.
"And no more Exterminations, you should tell Lute and the rest of the Exorcists, that they are retried." Vaggie said.
"If these request aren't respected... then, you know: I WILL MURDER YOU PERSONALLY!" Lucifer shout in his full demon form.
"And I will rip you and your soul apart and have it broadcast live in all of Hell so everybody could hear your scream." Alastor spoke in his static radio voice as he slowly transform into his full demon form as well.
"C-Clear message..." Sera spoke in a fearful tone.
"Excellent!" Alastor says as he turn normal, before gaining back his usual mood
"Impressive, Alastor, you scared Sera." Leviathan's left head said with a smirk.
"I have my charm and my fashion, now, if you excuse me..." Alastor says as he pick another huge stacks of fanfiction written by Emberlynn, the remaining sins, Fizz and Cherry: "I need to read them outloud on my radio station..." he then sink in the shadows and disappear.
"Bye Alastor." The two female Sin waved goodbye Alastor as he sink in the shadows and disappear.
"So... now that we decide the punishment, what we are gonna do with her now?" Blitz asked again at Lucifer.
"As Alstor suggested, we'll let her return to Heaven." Lucifer snapped his fingers and the ropes became loose. "But remember this, Sera, if you even think about going back on your word, then you'll know what will happen." Lucifer growled but regain his composure. "Also, my friend Blitz here has a video recording of you being knocked out by two imps." He gave her a shit-eating grin as Blitz showed Sera the video footage on his phone.
"One false move, and this will go viral in less in a second on Voxtube." Blitz also gave Sera his shit-eating grin.
"Okay.." Sera whimpered
"Goodbye Sera." Charlie said.
And so like a common insurance, they kick out Sera from the hotel... and she lands on a nearby pool of mud of before. "I hate my life." Sera mumbled in annoyance.
Loona quickly take a photo of Sera on the mud, and save it. Just in case Sera failed to do Lucifer, Charlie, Vaggie and Alastor along with Blitz and Moxxie's demands once she goes back to Heaven.
"Nice..." she says, as she saves that along with that other photo of Emily and Blitz sleeping with her naked.
Oh shit...I fucking forgot to show this photos to Emily and Blitz... Loona realized she still have the photo of Blitz and naked Emily sleeping on the bed. I will show it later to them, once we throw a party to celebrate Angel's freedom from Val.
"Lets take care of that." Lucifer wiped his hands together.
"Good." Blitz knodded. "Pardon me, Your Highness, I'll be in the kitchen so that I can make a special comfort snack for Emily." Then he turns to Moxxie. "And if anyone ask, no it will not be cheese and hot sauce, but cheese will be involved."
"Sounds good..." Moxxie says with a shrug
"So...since we throw Sera out of the hotel, should we start making a party for Angel?" Loona asked. "For the celebration of his freedom now that his soul is free from Val."
"Yeah sure..." Bee says while having on her head a strange black crown with a red eye on it made out of paper
"Uh, what with the crown?" Moxxie asked.
"Oh it's the crown of my cult, Emberlynn and Niffty have created that for me!" Bee says as she point at the crown on her head.
"It looks cool!" Blitz said as he give a thumb up.
"I know... like my cult!" Bee says with a smirk.
"Anyways, are you guys done playing Elden Ring?" Vaggie asked. "Because if you're, we would like some help from you guys to help us make a party for Angel."
"Actually Satan and Emberlynn are still on Elden Ring, I had my playtime with Cult of the Lamb, while Fizz continued his nights on Five Nights at Freddy's... he is on Night 5..." Bee corrected, while a traumatized Fizzarolli with twiching eyes come out.
"Not anymore...I just finished playing Five Nights at Freddy's and survived all the night..." Fizz chuckle while his eyes is still twitching.
"Congratulations! But still... you didn't compete the entire game..." Niffty corrected him with a smirk.
"What?" Fizz asked.
"There is still the 4/20 niiiight~~" Niffty says with a maniacal giggle
"What?" Fizz looked shocked and displeased that he is going to survive another night of Five Night at Freddy's.
"Ok, I think that enough video games today." Vaggie pinched her eye and eyepatch together. "Niffy, tell your friend, the cat-girl and everybody to stop playing video games as they are going to help us make a party for Angel for the celebration that his soul is free from Valentino. Including Satan since right before I join the others to talk with Sera, Angel told me that he, Fat Nuggets, and Yogirt are going to take a nap in his room and I don't want Satan to get angry at the video game to wake them up."
"Okay!" Niffty says as she run on the room to call Emberlynn and Satan, and, while Fizz was shocked and also displayed, Ozzie on the other hand: "For me instead I upgraded my farm and now my, ahem, "imaginary wife" in the game is pregnant..."
"What!?" Fizz looked at Ozzie with anger and jealously on his face. "Ok, that it!? Since you got your "imaginary wife" pregnant. I'm going to raise my adopted son Oliver all by myself and you're sleeping on the couch for eight nights Asmodeus!" Fizz crossed his arms and walks up to the stairs.
"Oh come on, Fizz! It's just a game! And I can't control some actions of my character!" Ozzie says as he run after Fizz.
"Make that ten night, Asmodeus!" Fizz said as he starts walk faster and away from his supposed 'cheating' lover.
"Okay okay, I won't play that game anymore." Ozzie begged and pleaded. "You're my true real wife my Fizzy Froggie."
"Damn..." Mammon says as he had now an hat and a monocole from Monopoly.
Loona, Moxxie, Blitz, Striker, Husk, Josh, Ace, Coco, Apple, and Vortex start to chuckle upon seeing the monocle on Mammon's face.
"Let me guess, they give you a monopoly?" Vaggie sarcastically asked.
"Actually they found a Monopoly game for PC and I ended up win 100 match at the same time..." Mammon explained.
"Well glad you found a game that is well suited to you, Mam." Lucifer chuckled and gave Mammon a nudge with his elbow.
"Well better start making that special snack for Emily and also make a party platter for Angel's Free From Valentino party." Blitz leaves the room.
"Ohh, I should start making a song for Angel and his freedom!" Mammon realized that they are making the party about Angel freedom from Valentino.
"Okay!" Everyone minus Emily, Emberlynn, Satan, Niffty, Ozzie and Fizz says and nodded.
It's nice to see that Blitz is taking Emily's feelings more seriously. And oh boy, is Lute is going have some explaining to do. Will Emily get over her anger about Sera? What kind of special snack that Blitz is going to make for Emily and party platters for Angel's Free From Valentino party? Will the Vees be able to make it to the hotel? Will Sera be able to keep her promises and will she find Lilith to give her Lucifer's message and ring? Will Blitz and Emily be mad at Loona when she shows them the picture of them sleeping together? Find out next time in Forgetting about Stolas Ars Goetia.