I figured that I'd make a couple more chapters, since while the episodes are random (since they're really just different random episodes), I figured I could write one or two more of them.

A Maelstrom's Venture

Chapter 4

Dr. Quymn, Medicine Woman

Amazon Jungle

Right now Rusty was doing his own thing, while Naruto, Brock and the boys were trying to teach an orangutan to box for the Black Market fighting ring, though while Naruto was against the whole thing, he figured that the group would've done it anyway, so the spiky haired blond figured he'd make sure such a thing wouldn't be cruel to the animal.

"Bang Clyde! AW~~" Hank exclaimed, though the ape didn't respond to the reference.

"Enough with that already Hank, we're supposed to teach him boxing, not tricks, you ready Naruto!" Brock soon exclaimed, getting really tired of the movie reference.

Naruto on the other hand had Dean in his corner, who was holding a towel and a bucket for Naruto, while Naruto looked downright murderous, "I can't believe you talked me into this dad, ya know how I feel about animal abuse!" All the while wearing a pair of boxing gloves, boots and shorts, with his chest bare, pretty much showing of his strong muscular chest.

"Yeah Brock, this is like the saddest thing ever." With Dean agreeing with Naruto on this type of thing.

"BANG CLYDE!"

"STOP IT HANK! Look I agree with the both of you, but the Doc said we need the money, okay, now, FIGHT! (CLANG!)" Brock answered back, though it was obvious that Naruto didn't really believe such a thing, hell, not even Brock himself did, but since they work for the pill-popping doctor, they've no choice but to do so, with Brock bang on a pan to signify the fight bell.

With Naruto groaning and getting in position, "Bang Clyde! OW! OW!" Only for Hank to do the reference once more, which quickly annoyed the ape into attacking Hank instead of Naruto, making Naruto pause for a bit, but then cross his arms in amusement.

"Well Hank, that's what ya get for not listening, also it was horrible what the movie people did to that ape during production." Naruto stated, with Brock agreeing that such a thing was really disgusting.

"Why? What'd they do?" Dean soon asks while his brother was getting hit by the ape.

"BANG!"

Only for a gun to go off before Naruto and Brock could say anything, which scared the ape away from Hank, "WHOA! Easy lady!" Brock soon got between the stranger with the gun.

Where Rusty soon makes his appearance, trying to smooth things down, with the woman stating about the whole Black Market scam, while Rusty tries to deny it by saying that it's not what it looks like, "Yeah it is." Only for Dean to exclaim otherwise.

Though that's when the twins, Nancy and Drew made their appearance, wondering what was happening, where Rusty begins explaining their obvious fake background, though during this, Hank ended up gaining a crush on the twins, though while Hank was in his own world, Naruto noticed the boy's look, with the ape next to Naruto, who happens to be holding onto Naruto's leg for comfort, what with Naruto's alpha-like aura and all.

But back to the matter at hand, Naruto looks towards the ape next to him, with said ape soon looking up towards Naruto, with him smiling at the ape, then nudges his head towards the dazed Hank, with the ape getting the idea and starts attacking Hank again, since the ape had found hitting Hank was fun, which also knocked Hank out of his daze.

Though what the group didn't know was that Nancy and Drew had noticed the ape moving from Naruto, which had also allowed them to see Naruto in all his shirtless, muscular splendor, making them get a little "giddy" at the sight of him.

Dive To Camp

After Rusty had finished his "explanation" of the ape, with Brock complaining about the "ape training" gig, Rusty soon asked the man to help him out with being his wingman for the other doctor by distracting the bodyguard.

Where as in the car, with Naruto having his clothes on, the siblings were talking about the girls being identical twins, with the girls commenting that even their own mother can't tell them apart sometimes, causing them to giggle, with Naruto chuckling with them, "Wow, a couple of pranksters ya got doc!" He exclaimed towards the women up front.

Which caused the pair to smile and giggle towards the lad, "Oh they both certainly keep me on my toes Naruto." She answered back, with the girls giggling some more, though the twins were eying Naruto in desire, though quickly try to keep it hidden from their mother and bodyguard.

Though Hank soon asks them what they'd enjoy doing, with the girls replying that they like solving mysteries, though they giggle slightly while looking towards Naruto, seeing as they both believe Naruto was a "mystery" that they needed to solve in a "different" way, but at the moment Naruto was making sure that the boys didn't do anything stupid, considering how they were.

All the while the girls were eying Naruto, that is until the truck stopped in front of a group of natives, "WHAAAA-OOPH!" With Rusty tumbling off of the roof of the vehicle and landing onto the ground in front of everyone, with Naruto smirking, "Let that be a lesson about Karma you guys, people ALWAYS get their comeuppance." He states to them, since Naruto could see this being Karma's way for what he was trying to do to the ape.

With the girls giggling slightly, since they understand the concept, though the boys were wondering whether or not their dad was alright more, with Ginny smirking at what the lad had said.

Soon everyone was inside the native's village, with the chief explaining in his native tongue about the "were-o-dile" and it's attack on their village, with the female doctor translating for them, though the boys were soon getting scared about the native folklore, but Naruto just raises an eyebrow at such a weird concept, where he soon gets into a "thinking" pose into how to deal with such a thing, considering it had apparently took out the native's strongest warrior easily, though the fact that it had wrote, "RAAARRR" across one of the roofs, to Naruto it was soon pretty obvious that there was more to this "were-o-dile" than meets the eye.

Though as the girls continued to talk about the legend, they couldn't help but get a little "figgety" at seeing Naruto's serious/thinking look, but continued their explanation about the monster, until their mother finished by stating that it was Rusty's fault for trying to steal the native's idol, making both Brock and Naruto groan at Rusty's stupidity and greed.

Later

Though once the boy's tent was set up, they ended up talking about the girls, well, Hank was, Dean didn't really care all that much, though he did point out that the girls might be interested in Naruto, but Hank didn't really believe him, though the boys were too busy talking to each other to notice the bodyguard, Ginny, was listening in on them, where she then went to the girls, who were busy talking about liking Naruto, though slightly getting on at one another for liking the same guy.

Until Ginny started telling them to not get too adventurous with the boys, or Naruto for that matter, with the girls wondering why their bodyguard didn't like men, but she explained that it was mostly because she never met any guy that actually caught her interest.

But that soon changed when she and the girls noticed Naruto and Brock outside with their shirts off and helping each other pitch up their tents, with Naruto being thankful that they got separate tents, besides the boys since they couldn't really be trusted to be by themselves, not to mention that Rusty was also cheap.

Though it wasn't long before Ginny walked over to the two, where she first introduced herself to Brock, squeezing his hand tightly, though when he squeezed back she was impressed, where she soon held her hand out for Naruto, whom also squeezed just as tightly, while introducing himself as Naruto Sampson and that he was Brock's son.

This made Ginny interested in the pair, "Really, well I'm sure there's an interesting story there about such a thing." Though considering Naruto's strong physic not being as muscular as his father, she could still tell where his genepool came from.

With Naruto shrugging his shoulders, "It's complicated." With Brock grunting in agreement, while looking away since he didn't feel the need to embarrass himself for such a lapse in judgement so many years ago.

With Ginny figuring that such a thing was personal, though she soon asked Brock about his car, though she began showing off her own ride, "And that's my cue to check on the boys, good luck with whatever's happening here!" Naruto soon exclaimed while making his exit, where Brock tried to keep his son with him, seeing as he was feeling a little "uncomfortable" at such a forward woman.

Where he grumbles quietly to himself, "Sucker punched!" While being a bit impressed that Naruto had managed to escape such a scene, knowing for a fact that his mom more than likely taught him that type of escape tactics.

Though when Ginny got a bit too close to Brock, she suddenly pulled back, making Brock even more confused about the whole interaction.

Yet what the whole group didn't know was Naruto was in the jungle, setting up traps that could be easy for the boys to escape, but difficult for someone in a costume to get out of, without needing to remove said costume in order to escape, yet while he was setting up said traps around the base, the girls were using a pair of binoculars to spy on him, where it wasn't long before Naruto grabs his towel and water bottle and starts drying himself off, while the girls were biting their lip at such a sight, seeing the water and sweat dripping down his body, unfortunately, it started getting dark, causing the girls to whine at losing the light and the sight of Naruto.

Next Day

While Rusty was busy trying to "catch up" with his old friend, Naruto had explained to the others that he was gonna go exploring the jungle for a few hours and should be back in a bit, with Brock waving him off.

"Are ya sure it's a good idea for your boy to go off on his own, I mean, I know he's tough but still." Ginny couldn't help but ask, with the girls next to her looking towards the area that Naruto had vanished into.

Brock just shrugs his shoulders, "Don't worry, he'll be fine, he had special survival training from his mother, and he's got a healing factor that if he loses a limp he just puts it back into place and it reattaches, or it grows back, he can also heal from any and all poisons and venoms, and any ailments and parasites that he might come across." Hearing this surprised the three women.

Brock soon smiles, "Not to mention his healing also rejuvenates him easily, meaning that he's got so much stamina that no one can keep up with him in anything." He couldn't help but be proud of his son, since only he seemed to be able to keep up with him during his workout and training regime.

Though hearing this, Ginny couldn't help but be impressed, since it was obvious to her that Brock was talking about training, though the twins had other ideas in mind, with them quietly whispering to one another, "Maybe it might be best if we share him." With the other agreeing, while both had red faces at such a thought.

But when Ginny sees the girls blushing faces, "Alright you two, go cool off in the river before ya get heat stroke or something." Since she could quickly tell that the girl's heads were in the gutter at that point, causing them both to grumble in embarrassment and walk off.

With Brock chuckling at the sight, "Kids, am I right." He states to Ginny, with Ginny nodding in agreement, where both go back to doing their job of safeguarding the camp, since Naruto had explained to everyone about the traps he'd set up the night before, though it was obvious that both Hank and Dean didn't pay any attention to what Naruto had said, while Rusty was more focused on his pants than anything else.

Though what the group didn't know was something else was gonna happen.

The River

It wasn't a long trek to the river, seeing as it was a good source of fresh drinking water and perfect for cooling down and using to clean themselves with.

Yet, on their travels, Nancy and Drew soon came across an "interesting" sight, since next to the river was Naruto's clothes and shoes, but that wasn't the interesting part, since before them, was a naked Naruto, in the river, cleaning himself of the dirt and grime that was on him, since he had finished his quick exploration.

Where the two girls were soon peeking on him, though what neither had noticed was that Naruto already knew they were there, causing him to chuckle quietly so they didn't hear him, but he decided to put on a show for them, even had a little swim, where he then made his way towards his clothes and got out of the river, right in front of the hidden twins, thus allowing them to see him in all his "glory" but he didn't care.

Only for something to run past the girls, knocking them over and out into the open, right in front of Naruto, where their eyes met with a certain appendage.

This sight had caused Naruto to look at the blushing girls in puzzlement, where he then looks up and notices something, "Really little buddy, you came all this way just to push some girls over!" He states in a deadpan voice, where the twins looked back and soon noticed the same thing.

"OU! OU! OU!" The orangutan from before, still wearing the boxing gloves, was in front of them, dancing around in enjoyment, most likely at finding his friend Naruto once more, but also because the ape could smell the pheromones from the two girls, so the ape must've figured he'd help Naruto out.

Though when the apes eyes met Naruto's, he soon realised that he may have done something wrong by pushing the girls forward and quickly vanishes back into the jungle.

With Naruto shaking his head at such a thing, "Honestly, you'd have thought he'd take the gloves off and go back into the jungle, though I bet he's here just to beat on Hank again, I just don't-!" Though during his rant he had forgotten one thing, though he was quickly reminded since the twins were still on the ground, in front of him, and was now rubbing something that caught his attention, all the while the twins were breathing hard.

Later

Everyone had soon regrouped, though the others had wondered why Nancy and Drew's outfits were dirty, "Ye~ah, I bumped into them when the orangutan from before had knocked them down, but I managed to help them out with any cuts or scratches that they might've got from their fall." Naruto had explained.

With the group looking towards the twins in question, who both had deep red blushes at what had happened, but luckily for Naruto, they believed that the were embarrassed for their tumble and having Naruto help them with their injuries, which wasn't a total lie, since after their "fun" Naruto did check to make sure they were okay.

Though Ginny gave them a lookover, noticing a few makeshift leaves and vine-ropes on the girl's knees, where she looks towards Naruto in question, "Oh, I learnt how to use plants and other things to make medicine, in case of others getting injured, since I don't really have to worry about injuring myself." He'd explained, since his mother did train him in all sorts of things.

Where the girls mother gave a quick look at the leaves and green liquid that Naruto had used, "Why, this is amazing, these plants are quite rare in this area, known for their medicinal properties, why, come nightfall, the girls cuts and bruises, even bad sprains from such a tumble should be completely healed, good job Naruto and thank you for helping my girls." Tara soon exclaimed, causing her girls to blush even more, since Naruto did cause them to have a limp, but thanks to the healing saliva by the time they had entered camp their limps were gone.

Though Brock soon made his appearance with the unconscious Rusty, whom happens to have an erection in his sleep, causing quite the embarrassment for everyone, though the boys thought it was some sort of attack from the were-o-dile, with Hank trying to "protect" the girls, but Naruto had soon stated, "Hank, Dean, would ya both relax, remember I set up loads of traps around the camp, alright, if this "monster" does make its appearance it'll be snared by one of them, alright." Having managed to pull Hank away from the girls since he could see the two becoming uncomfortable around Hank.

Ginny soon spoke up, "But just to be on the safeside, the camp will be in "lockdown" mode until this thing is taken care of, so everyone to their bunks." Cos even though she was grateful for Naruto's help, she still wanted them to be safe, "In Your own bunk, Dick." Though Rusty was heading towards Tara's cabin, Ginny soon steered him away to his tent, then points towards both Naruto and Brock, "Alright you two, we'll take turns during the night shifts, so Supercut, you take first watch, then I'll take over, followed by the brat there." She states while heading into Tara's cabin.

With both Naruto and Brock looking at each other and shrugged at the order, "You had your way with those twins, didn't cha." Brock soon quitely stated, while giving Naruto a look, since he didn't want Naruto getting caught or anything.

Naruto just gives a quick look-around, making sure the area was cleared, "They gave me their email in order to keep in touch." Naruto whispered back, not giving anything away.

Where Brock took a quick puff of his cig, while mumbling, "That's my boy." In pride, which only Naruto could hear, where Naruto simply stretches out his back and makes his way to his tent, where both had quickly hid their smiles from the others, with Brock's smile being that of a proud father that his son had managed to have "fun" with twins, with no-one being the wiser about it, minus the father and son of course, along with the girls.

Though suddenly both Ginny and Tara had a huge argument, with Ginny exiting the hut, while telling Brock off for "looking at her ass" and to get to his post, which the man just released a puff of smoke since he didn't really care too much about it, but went to his post anyway.

All the while Dean was trying to investigate what was happening, "Dean! (Yelp!) What do you think you're doing?" Naruto questioned with a glare, though getting his name called had made Dean jump.

Where he began explaining that he thinks Tara and the other women may be the were-o-diles, causing Naruto to groan at the idiocy, "Look Dean, I can honestly say that the girls here are NOT the were-o-dile, alright, it's more obvious that Tara just got into an argument with Ginny, her bodyguard over something, which isn't our place to look into, alright, so leave her be and get to your tent, time to call it a night." Naruto soon stated and straightened out Dean's imagination.

Which Naruto was now frog-marching Dean to his tent, pretty much ordering the boy to go to sleep, though the two soon noticed Hank with a guitar, trying to come up with a song for the girls, "Oh really Hank, here, that thing sounds out of tune." Naruto states, which allows Hank to pass it to Naruto.

"Hmm, (BANG! TWANG! SMASH!BASH! CRASHHHHHHH) There all tuned up(!)" Naruto had stated, practically bashing the guitar to splinters, "This is neither to time nor the place to pick up girls Hank, and if I catch you doing such a thing, I will hang you by your underpants, from the highest tree around here, alright!" Naruto stated, while glaring at the boy.

With the two being a bit scared of Naruto right now, "O-O-Okay Naruto, I swear I won't try and get with the girls or anything until afterwards." Hank answered, knowing that he was pretty much pushing it with Naruto at the moment.

"Good!" Naruto simply replied, where he looked as though he was passing the wreckage that was once a guitar, only to toss it into the fire, "(TWNAG!)" Causing the last of its string to snap due to the heat and become nothing but kindling for the fire, with Naruto then making his way to his own tent, seeing as his shift will be later, "I just hope this'll stop him from trying to flirt with the girls, and stops Dean from jumping to conclusions that make no sense at all, but then again, it is Hank and Dean." Naruto couldn't help but think to himself.

He figured, since he "fooled around" with the twins, he'd at least help them out with the boys, like protecting them from Hank, while protecting their mother from Dean, since he knows what the boys are like and didn't want them to cause anymore trouble for the women of the camp.

Though once Naruto had settled into his tent, missing Dean storming off, along with Tara taking Rusty into her hut, Nancy and Drew soon realised that now was another perfect chance to have some more "fun" with Naruto, all the while Dean went to Brock to talk about his problems, though it surprised Brock that it wasn't Hank that wanted to hang out and talk about stuff.

Only for Ginny to make her appearance, with a six pack of beer in hand, though this had caused Dean to run off once more, thinking that Brock had women on the brain as well, which caused Ginny to yank her bra off under her shirt and state that the mood was ruined by such a thing, making Brock confused by such an outcome.

Since Hank was alone and the girls had noticed Dean wasn't in the camp at the moment, they threw a note for Hank, stating that they meet him in the clearing, only for Dean to quickly return and ordering Hank to help him out with the mystery, with the girls leaving him be to do his own thing about the monster, along with letting Hank go off to the clearing, "Good thing I always carry a spare guitar, since you never know when it'll come in handy." Hank soon states, making his way to the clearing.

Girl's Hut

As for the girls, they had snuck out and had moved to Naruto's tent, catching Naruto's attention, where he smiles at the pair, "Really girls, does your mother know that you're out." Naruto states, pretty much using an ABBA song, which caused the girls to giggle and quickly usher him into their hut.

Naruto was soon sitting on one of their beds,"But seriously, aren't you two tired from early, I mean, it was your first time and you were exhausted afterwards." He asked them in concern, considering what he did to them.

The girls simply smiled at how considerate he was being towards their health, "Oh Naruto, we're perfectly fine." "If anything, you had practically "woken" us up, as it were, to such enjoyment." The explained after one another.

Where Naruto figured he had no choice, seeing as he did wake up their sexual appetite, he may as well indulge them in such a thing so they don't get antsy or anything later, where both girls brought out a water canteen, which Naruto soon noticed wasn't filled with water, "Hmm, you naughty girls, pretty sure your mother and bodyguard don't know about this." Naruto states, since due to his healing factor he couldn't get drunk.

Though the girls giggled at being called "naughty" it wasn't long before they were "enjoying" themselves, only for Rusty to start screaming for help, making him groan at such an interruption.

Making his way to Tara's hut, Naruto got in between both Ginny and Rusty, "Hold up now, what the hell is going on here!?" Yelling his confusion, only for Ginny to involuntarily stab him in the gut, "GA! BLAGHHHH!" And cough up blood.

Though this had seemed to knock Ginny back into reality, "OH MY GOD! NARUTO! I-I-I'm so sorry! I-I-I didn't mean for THIS to happen!" Ginny quickly exclaims, trying to figure out what do to help him.

Naruto simply pushes her away, ""NARUTO!"" The twins exclaimed, seeing their lover stabbed through the gut.

"I-I'll be alright, h-hold on one second-!" Naruto quickly states, grabbing the machete, "GAH!" Then yanks it out of his body, with everyone watching in shock at such a sight, where they watch as the gapping hold soon melded back into place leaving nothing but clean skin, where the only evidence that there was a hole there being the blood and hole in the shirt.

With Naruto taking a deep breath, though looks around at the shocked looks on everyone's faces, minus the Venture family, since they're use to such a thing, "What, I already told you girls that I've got a healing factor, I can heal from anything." Naruto simply states, which caused Nancy and Drew to rush him, hugging him in tears that they were afraid that they might've lost Naruto in such a way.

Though luckily the whole thing was moved outside, where during such a horrific event, Tara had entered into an epileptic shock, making Rusty cringe that he nearly slept with such a person, though before Dean, having just returned from his "were-o-dile hunt" soon noticed Tara sporadically jolting around on the floor, though he was about to attack the woman, Naruto got in his way, stopping him and explaining to Dean what was going on, minus a few obvious things, since the boy didn't need to know about them.

Where Brock had soon made his appearance, wondering what was happening, with Naruto giving him the "mission report" about everything, though tells him in secret what he and the girls were about to do again, since Tara and Ginny were busy at the moment, with Ginny trying to calm Tara down, though pulls out a cig from Tara's amulet.

Yet, while this was happening, Hank had an encounter with the were-o-dile, only to be ensnared by one of Naruto's trap and get saved by the orangutan from before.

Next Day

As it were, the jungle was still standing thanks to Naruto's intervention, but everyone was packing up due to how awkward everything had become after Naruto's stabbing, though due to Hank's "bravery" in facing the were-o-dile, the natives had named him a hero and honorary warrior, though it also turned out they'd also circumcised him too.

With Nancy and Drew saying their goodbyes to both Dean and Naruto, though they'd managed to hand him their panties each, with their email and phone number for him to keep in contact with them, where their mother soon ushered them away to their own jet, while wishing Naruto luck in living with the Ventures.

While on the Ventures jet, Brock, Naruto and Dean had entered the cockpit, where Dean sat in his usual spot, though Hank was sitting in an awkward position, though considering what had happened to him, it was understandable, with Brock trying to offer something to the poor lad to comfort him.

Only for Rusty to still be freaking out about nearly sleeping with an epileptic, causing Naruto to groan, "For crying out loud Doc, would you stop that, she still a person!" Naruto exclaimed, "At least you didn't have it as bad as Hank!" Naruto finished as both jets started taking off in the opposite direction.

With the stuttering Rusty questioning what could've been bad then nearly having sex with an epileptic, Naruto just gives a look to the man, "Getting circumcised by a bunch of natives that don't have any modern medicine to help with the pain." Naruto states, causing Hank to whimper in pain, "Sorry Hank." Naruto finishes, apologizing for the painful reminder.

Along with Rusty hearing this and looks towards Hank, now realising his state of dress and how he was sitting, "O-Okay, t-t-hat is certainly worse." Since even he can admit that such an experience was worse than what he(Rusty) went through.

The End.

There you have it, Naruto managing to snag the twins, without their mother and bodyguard noticing, with a little bit of "closeness" the second time around, since I figured if anyone could get with the girls, it would certainly be Naruto. lol

Also, I figured it would be a good place to show Naruto's healing factor, right when Ginny had lost it and attacked Rusty, along with the stabbing replacing the fire that had destroyed the jungle at the end. lol

But whether or not the twins will reappear again, I've no idea, you best wait for if I do add them as recurring characters or not. lol


Once more, everyone's more than welcomed to adopt this, but if anyone wants to create some artwork for this, or any other ideas I have, I'm sorry to say that you would be better off waiting for someone to adopt then asking me, since after the adopter has posted their chapter, I plan to make an announcement explaining who has adopted and where to find it.

Also just to mention to the artist that wish to do any artwork for me, I don't have any social media accounts except my email account, not only that but I prefer to also keep my "Fanfiction life" and my private life separated, so unfortunately you will be wasting your time asking me.


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