Here's another one, wow, I'm certainly getting into the Venture mood, must be because I miss the series and hoping for more in the future, seeing as they kinda left it on a Cliffhanger thing with the movie. lol

A Maelstrom's Venture

Chapter 6

Mid-Life Chrysalis

Venture Compound

While everyone was a little bit upset that Sally couldn't stay, minus Rusty and Brock for obvious reasons, afterwards a couple of government jets had made them land due to their travelling in a unofficial jet themselves, though it turns out that Brock's agent I.D. had expired, for over 6 months ago, which caused Brock to go into shock, "I kept telling you to check that thing dad, h-hang on." Naruto stated, while taking his I.D. out for the feds, since Naruto did in fact reminded Brock before it was supposed to expire, but Brock kept forgetting due to his crazy life as the Ventures Bodyguard.

As for Naruto's I.D. his mom actually had him take the tests for his own agent I.D. Card, since she wanted to make sure that if he as ever caught, or got in trouble with the feds, that all his basses were covered, which due to his age, he always made sure to check his I.D. expiry date and get it dealt with a day or two before it's expiry date, just to be on the safe side.

Which is more than you can say for Brock, who at this moment was moping around, laying on his car, with the boys trying to cheer him up and wishing to help him pass his tests for renewing his licence, though it was kinda an uphill battle considering Brock's mood right now.

Naruto quickly clears his throat, "How about I help ya out dad, hell, I can even be your sparring partner just to get you back in the mood, since my Healing Factor won't allow me to die, meaning I basically CAN'T be killed."

Brock sits up at that, but then mopes back down, "(sigh!) While that's a uh, nice thought kid, without my I.D. it'll still be classed as "attempted" to kill." Brock answers back, since he knew Naruto was just trying to cheer him up and knew Naruto could handle being his sparring partner, he just couldn't risk it.

Though it wasn't long before Rusty drove up in a new car, as well as a new outfit, which caused the boys to be amazed at the sight, though Naruto and Brock knew it was basically Rusty's way of "coping" with being called "Grandpa" by the soldier that pointed out Brock's I.D. expiration, they both figured that they'll let the man have his way, since both adults were more than likely feeling down in someway.

Where it wasn't long before Rusty had managed to talk both Brock and Naruto into going to a bar with him, wanting them to be both his wingmen, with Brock taking the wheel, while Naruto hopped onto his motorcycle (the flash batman motorbike), along with putting on his black leather trench coat, giving him quite the intimidating look.

As for where he got his motorcycle from, it was actually a gift from his mother, congratulating him for passing his Agents I.D. Test once more, at the top of his class once more, where Naruto had also gave his new ride a deep inspection, since he knew his mother would've added some hidden "features" in order to truly test him, where he ended up uncovering tracking devices, listening devices, bombs and a few other high tech stuff, he also managed to talk White into doing a deep computer scan for any hidden programmings in it's systems, since you never know what his mother may have planned for a test.

All in all, the Motorcycle was rigorously clean, thus allowing Naruto to add his own equipments, gadgets and programmings that he wanted it add, while making sure to destroy anything leftover by his mother, even the camera that she'd also put into the ride, just in case Naruto "picked up" a girl she didn't "like," but for her troubles of putting all those things into the bike, all she got was a wave and cheeky smirk from Naruto as the cameras were destroyed, while hearing her son simply state, "Nice try mom, thanks for the sweet ride." Since he'd also removed any self-destruct modes in the thing as well.

Which, obviously upset her, but also made her proud that Naruto had managed to find all her hidden things in the bike, as well as the cheeky message he'd left her, which she'd obviously show off to the other mercenary/assassin mothers, just to show off how her son was doing, since no matter what type of profession you had, if you were a mom with a son that made you proud like Naruto did for her, you were bound to show him off, just for the satisfaction of making other mothers jealous.

Anyway, back with the main story, with Rusty appointing Dean being in charge (though Dean got a backhand to his nards for his trouble,) the man then pointed out where to go for a drink, and to pick up women, with Naruto following them, where they soon parked up, with most of the barflies outside being in awe at Naruto's bike, with a couple planning to steal it.

"I wouldn't do that if I was you." Naruto simply stated, since Rusty and Brock had walked into the bar.

"Oh yeah! And why not!" The drunken idiot had got within an inch of touching until.

"(BZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ!)"

"GAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGGGGGGHHH!" The bloke screamed out in pain.

"100,000 megawatts of electricity security protocol, anyone unauthorized to touch my ride will be shocked with that amount of power that they'd," ("THOOOOOOORRRRPHH!") "Empty their bowels and completely embarrass themselves in public, though just be thankful that you wore the brown pants." Naruto first stated then finished after the man did "explode" in his pants, just like Naruto had said, causing people to both move away from both the bike and the person on the ground, who was at this moment, jittering and temporarily paralyzed after the current had done it's work on him.

"Also, just be glad that my bike is completely electric, otherwise one wrong spark, then both my bike and the person would be blown up." Since Naruto had also converted his bike to completely electric, thanks to both Brock and Rusty's help with it, while making sure there was no "super science" in the bike, minus the stuff that Naruto had personally put into it, just so he'd know what does what and where everything is.

He soon made his way into the bar, sees both Brock and Rusty ordering their drinks, though Naruto did blink a few times at seeing Rusty wearing a wig, but figure it was just one of "those" things, so he sat next to Brock and ordered himself a drink as well, even though the barkeeper was about to deny him one, Naruto showed his Agent I.D. to the man, which caused the man to follow through with Naruto's drink, though it also caused Brock to get a little "upset" that his son could flash his card and everything.

Where as Naruto took a swig, being thankful for his healing factor, took a glance at his father's angry look, "Oh, sorry dad,didn't mean to bring THAT up." Naruto states to the man.

With Brock taking a deep sigh, "It's fine Naruto, just making me a little antsy about getting my card back and everything."

Naruto patted his father on his shoulder, "Hey, come on, think of it this way, it's like, I don't know, a vintage record of your favourite hits being delivered for your birthday, ya know, you're excited for it coming, but know that you've gotta be patient for it, right!?" Naruto replied, trying to cheer the man up.

Which after thinking about it, Brock couldn't help but to agree that it did sound a bit like that, while giving Rusty some pointers on how to pick up women, though it was pretty obvious that Rusty had flopped, where Brock soon followed the woman to the toilets for some fun, where Naruto notices, but decides to just leave it be, since his dad did need a "pick-me-up" after his Agent I.D. shock.

Though a woman soon started rubbing Naruto's shoulder, catching his attention, "Hey there baby, want to blow your load with me."

Hearing this and seeing the woman, Naruto could only do one thing, "Ur!? TIGHT!" While holding his pinky finger up, which the woman then used her own pinky to grab his.

"Vanessa." The woman introduced herself.

"Naruto." With him soon answering back, "What's a nice place like you doing in a girl like this?" Though he knows he said it wrong and got it mixed up, this seemed to make the woman smile, figuring that Naruto was simply "stunned" by her looks.

Where a large man walked by and slapped her ass, "I'd hit that!" With him exclaiming.

Only for Naruto to grab the man and drag him back, "BUB! You best apologies before- (GASP!) Yeah! That." Since it wasn't long before Vanessa had the bloke by his balls.

"Say the magic words fat Gandalf." She soon warned, pretty much impressing Naruto with how she can protect herself.

"I-I'm sorry!" "Breath through the nose." The Man quickly replied in fear, while Naruto offered a little advice.

With the man continuing, "I don't have a filter between my brain and my-! (GGAAAAAAAASSSSSSPPPP!" Though she quickly squeezed tighter.

"Okay! OH OH! Ohohoho Hakuna his tatas! He's sorry!" Naruto quickly jumped in, since he didn't want a repeat of before.

Which she soon let the man go, "Get outta here, go, go cast a spell." Naruto ushered the man away, while maneuvering Vanessa to the other side of him.

"Hey! Hands off the merchandise." She warned Naruto, with Naruto holding his hands up in surrender, where it wasn't long before the two were doing a "fun" little back and forth action, with both telling each other about their "rough" childhood growing up, trying to one-up each other.

"I didn't really know sleep, it was mostly 24-7 ball gags, brownie mix and clown porn." Naruto quickly shot back.

"(Giggle!) Who would do such a thing!?" She couldn't help but ask, since Naruto had won by making her laugh.

"Hopefully you, later tonight." It wasn't long before both were being drawn to each other.

Until Naruto quickly asks, "Hey what can I get for $200 and (gasp!) a yogurt lands rewards card!?" Naruto couldn't help but try to tempt her.

Where she quickly answered, "Baby about 48 minutes of whatever the fuck you want, and a low-fat dessert." Where she then sticks the card in Naruto's mouth and walks away.

Naruto looks towards Rusty and groans in want, while still having the card in his mouth, then walks away, "Did she just put a gift card in your mouth!?" Rusty couldn't help but ask as Naruto left with Vanessa, where Naruto and Vanessa then vanished from the bar, just missing Brock's return, seeing as he felt less of a man without his Agent I.D.

Though when he'd ask where Naruto went, Rusty gave the details of Naruto enactment with a girl he met, making Brock somewhat amused, but quickly left, leaving Rusty behind, where a different girl made her appearance.

3 Days Later

While the Venture group were doing their own "thing," Naruto on the other hand was still having "fun" with Vanessa, with him having her against a wall of a motel, being extremely grateful that he managed to pack enough "protection" for them, with her moaning out, "H-How LONG can you last!?"

With Naruto grunting out, "A whole week, b-but that's due to my healing factor, so how about a few days instead."

Hearing this, Vanessa couldn't believe her luck and it wasn't long until they were doing as such, though what neither knew was that The Monarch had surveillance on Naruto as well, having cameras and listening devices planted in the room just before Naruto had got the room, seeing as his henchmen were quick enough to plant them and escaped before the two could even get to the room.

Where for the next few days, Naruto had pretty much missed the whole Rusty-caterpillar transformation and curing, as well as Brock's training and test.

Though as he left the motel, pretty much leaving the girl in a whimpering mess, Naruto had managed to pay the room off for the next 3 nights for her, while leaving a note for her, since she was pretty much knocked out, stating that he had to go back to his job, though he also left $1,000 for her, seeing how he left her in such a condition.

Once Naruto had returned to the group, with each one giving him an update of what happened during his "vacation," Naruto had apologized for not returning after such a long time, with Brock brushing it off, stating that at least Naruto had a good time, while also being happy that he(Brock) had passed his exam.

Which Naruto quickly states, "Ya know what, how about we go to a bar to celebrate you passing, and the first few drinks will be on me for being gone for the past 3 days." With Brock agreeing to such an offer, since it would be nice to have some father/son bonding.

Though when they got to the bar, after Naruto had got his drink, he watches as Brock shows his renewed I.D. and dives at the barkeep, since the man did pretty much teased Brock a lot last time, all the while Naruto just sat and drank his drink, "Happy birthday dad(!)" He raised his glass in cheers, recounting what he said to his dad last time they were at the bar as well.

All the while yells of pain and anguish was screaming through the bar, "I'll hold onto this while you have fun dad, since you wouldn't want to lose it after just getting it." Naruto finishes, while pocketing Brock's I.D. for safekeeping, where Naruto simply places a few dollars on the bar and walks out, just to give his dad some space to do his "thing" and not get caught in the crossfire.

Where he waits outside until Brock exits the bar and starts chewing on some gum, "Hmm, I wonder if Vanessa is doing alright."

The Cocoon

Though as for The Monarch, and his Dr. Girlfriend, they were busy watching the video of Naruto and Vanessa, "Oh. My. GOD! I-I didn't think anyone could last THAT long OR be that flexible!" The woman exclaimed, since the pair were pretty much glued to their seats, in their bedroom, watching the whole thing.

"Hmm, yes, I must agree Dr. Girlfriend, though it does give us some ideas on our next bedroom antics." The Monarch states, "Though we BOTH may need to do yoga just to be on the safe side!" While turning his head to the side in surprise.

Where as Dr. Girlfriend was biting her bottom lip, "Looks like Thor just got replaced as my bedroom image." Since it was quite the sight, "I'm gonna need to make plenty of copies of this as well." She finishes.

After that, both villains hadn't made their appearance to the Ventures Compound for the next few days, since the leaders were pretty "busy" with their "research" on Naruto, as well as wanting to find any "weaknesses" on him, though it was pretty obvious to the pair that the man didn't have "any" weaknesses at all.

The End.

I figured I'd add Vanessa to the mix as a cameo, just to make a little appearance since there wouldn't really be anything for Naruto to do considering Rusty was turned into a caterpillar and Brock was renewing his Agent I.D. so I figured Naruto would take 3 days with Vanessa, along with unwittingly "giving" The Monarch and his girlfriend ideas. lol

I also figured the who mid-life crisis thing would be a perfect place for the Deadpool reference, since Rusty would be a perfect character to use for Weasel's line about the gift card, the scene just seemed so perfect with the chapter. lol

Once more, everyone's more than welcomed to adopt this, but if anyone wants to create some artwork for this, or any other ideas I have, I'm sorry to say that you would be better off waiting for someone to adopt then asking me, since after the adopter has posted their chapter, I plan to make an announcement explaining who has adopted and where to find it.

Also just to mention to the artist that wish to do any artwork for me, I don't have any social media accounts except my email account, not only that but I prefer to also keep my "Fanfiction life" and my private life separated, so unfortunately you will be wasting your time asking me.

I Do Not Own Naruto Or The Venture Bros. (Or Deadpool.)