Chapter 7: Getting the happily ever after potion
Back at the castle Stolas walked into Blitzos room to apologize for last night "Hay Blitzy, I'm sorry for last night" he started but saw his husband was missing "Blitzo?" He wondered where he could had gone and was worried as he looked around for a note or something but he founded something that made his heart cluch in shock, his old diary. "Oh no, please dont tell me he read it *Picks it up and saw it was stopped on a page* oh he did so" he said worried for his husband as this was made when he was a child.
Meanwhile in Assagos room, Octavia and Assago were picking out fabrics for his new suit for Stolas wedding ball they were holding to really make it a grand royal ball and show that Stolas took in a husband as Pidemon was distracted "Well Tio Pidemon which one?" Asked Assago as he studied the suits but the poor man was distracted "Humm yess uh good good" he said as he walked out in a daze "Either one you will pick will be nice sweetie" said Octavia as Assago was worried for his uncle "What's with Tio Pidemon?" Assago asked worried picking a dark red suit "I am not sure, but I am going to see" said Octavia as she walked after Pidemon "Could you at least act like you are going to enjoy this ball" said Octavia "Honestly Tia, how do we even know if there is going to be a ball?" Asked Pidemon knowing how he sent Lucy to take care of Blitzo and there maybe a good chance the poor Imp is dead by her hand. "Mother! Father!" Stolas shouted running over to them as Pidemon then searched for a excuse as he didnt want to talk to his son "Oh what you need me to taste test something for you Chef, Coming now!" He said running off as Octavia sighed "Mother have you seen blitzo?" Asked Stolas "No but ask your father, but please be careful he seems to be slow and chipper this morning and that worries me" Octavia called after him as Stolas walked towards Pidemon who was tasting some food from a dish "Oh how very yummy what do you call this?" He asked as Octavia blinked "That is the dogs breakfast" she said raising a eyebrow as Pidemon made a face and wipped his hand "Well uh…good for the dog" he said with a blush of embarrassment.
"Father have you seen Blitzo?" Stolas asked coming over as Pidemon walked off nervously but Stolas kept up "Uh no son, I haven't maybe he left for the forest, I mean after your whole loud fight last night I wonder if he wants to come back perod" said Pidemon checking over things for the ball as Stolas blushed "Oh you heard all of that" he said rubbing the back of his head nervously "I think half the world heard you both shouting, its in his nature as a imp to some what be a brute due to being wild" said Pidemon as that made Stolas mad "Him? Have you met you and your stubbornness! You didnt exactly roll out the welcome wagon!" Yelled Stolas pissed at the words "For what? *guestures to Stolas owl form* he did this to you!" Snapped Pidemon as that took Stolas aback in shock as he glared "He loves me for me! I thought you'd be happy for me" Stolas said as Pidemon realized what he said and tried to apologize "I'm just looking out for you and thinking about your well being…" started Pidemon but Stolas shook his head "More like you are thinking of the kingdom, how will they feel if two guys on the throne with no blood related heir!" Stolas snapped and stormed off into the castle as Octavia hearing that glared at her husband as Pidemon looked down feeling he fooled up.
Back in the woods the group continued on as Lucy explained her history "I am part of a magic guild called Fairy tail, its a bit of a rough house of a guild but its filled with amazing people, even with my boyfriend Natsu is a half dragon and a big of a battle junkie, but he has a good heart and is courageous in the face of danger" said Lucy "you said that your guild fell on hard times?" Asked Blitzo worried and curious "Unfortunally, a illness made half the guild sick and while we are grateful for Lady Bella a powerful and rich fox overlord and her wife a Nephelim warrior named Beth, the daughter of Noah for helping with the medical stuff its still not enough to keep the guild flowing since there is not enough healthy members to raise funds to keep it going, so I accepted the job from the king to get the funds to help my guild" said Lucy as Blitzo nodded as he understood there were powerful illnesses some aimed at hellborns some at humans with magical potential, though he wondered if it was a on purpose thing as he studied Dohy who was being watched over by Moxxie. "And that Dough like sinner? Why did you bring him along?" Asked Blitzo "He is one of Lady Bella and Lady Beths adopted children the poor thing is a tangled soul of three boys a 15 year old named Matthew, a 10 year old named Kevin and a 6 year old name Jack, they were experimented on and became that, and Bella walled on the the ones who did that to them and took them in, and always being helpful…more so Matthew and Jack I think Kevin wanted to beat you up they followed me which is fine they can take a beating and I am babysitting them so they joined me" said Lucy as Blitzo saw Dohy being childish as Moxxie played with him meaning it maybe Jack being 6 playing with the imp.
Soon the group made it up the hill and saw a warm cottage…but connected there was a factory "Well that is false advertising at times" said Moxxie as Dohy scrached his head "That seems way diffrent then the books I read back at Playtime" he said "Well reality is way diffrent then fiction kid, now come on" said Blitzo as they walked in the palace was a icy blue and white mixture color with large portraits of Andrephelus poising everywhere as they came to a desk where a imp named Burnie was typing on a computer "Hello we're here to…" started Blitzo "To see Andrephelus too bad he isnt here" said Burnie not looking up from his computer
Andres voice: Burnie! I want my monte Cristo sandwich and tea now!
Andres voice called from a speaker as Burnie pressed the button to speak "Right away sir" he said as he turned to the other "Ok he is here but he is not seeing anyone at the moment" he said "Were actually all from the union for evil and the begin" said Moxxie thinking it up on the spot as Burnie quirked a eye brow at that "Oh is that right *Studies Dohey and seeing Lucys fairy tail mark he got curious* and the Dough man and the fairy?" Asked Burnie "Its a part time thing and Dohy is a junior member, now come on you feel like you are being stepped on and abused due to being a imp?" Asked Lucy as Burnie hummed "A little some of us dont get dental" said Burnie "They dont even have dentil a crying shame *Waves a claw behind him as he motioned for one of them to start writing to make it look ligit as Moxxie pulled out a notebook as Dohy manipulated his dough to mimic a notepad as they wrote* we are just gonna have a look around and evaluate the ins and out of what is going on to make sure its up to code" said Blitzo as they walked pass the desk with Lucy making sure Dohy followed as he wrote "Also I think its also a safe bet to make sure the boss dosent know we are here" said Moxxie "Sure go right in" said Burnie completely buying it as the group walked into the factory.
Once in the factory floor they entered what looks like the mixing room as they saw various imps and hellhounds and mix races and a few sinners making potions as they walked by and cages with frogs and swans and other creatures that were used to test on to see if they will work as they saw flashes of magic from a nearby larger door as they rushed over hearing Andrephelus voice
Andrephelus voice: A splash of desire *Cue a explosion* a pinch of passion! and a whole lot of lust oooh ooo this is gonna be a good love potion for any desperate fools
The group walked in to see Andrephelus looming over a large cauldron with an explosion info red shaped hearts around him and behind him were walls of potions, completed, rare types "Excuse me sir" said Blitzo as Andre saw the imp and gasped as he quickly closed the curtain covering his cauldron and walked up to the imp "What are you doing here?" He demanded "Well…it seems that Stolas isnt exactly happy and I was wondering…well if you can give me a potion to help our relationship?" Asked Blitzo with hope as the icy handsome man studied the imp "Do you really think you know the answer to be happy with your husband *snaps his fingers as a few books floated over as he turned the pages showing princes and princess beautiful and not imps living happily ever after* take a look at these lovers and see what they have in common? *glares* none of them were monsters! None of them got together with guys who were monsters!" He said as mysteriously ice was pooling "But what about the stories of beauty and the beast and there were some monster stories who founded freinds who founded freinds with humans" said Dohy "He is right I mean Gejeel was a real dragon and Levy managed to fall in love with him, same with me and Natsu" said Lucy countering what Andrephelus was saying "None of them were imps! None of them were filfthy lowborn creatures like you!" Yelled Andrephelus his temper rising as more ice pooled as he seemed to slowly become something as Blitzo got mad "How is it diffrent then those other stories that a imp cant become somone!" Yelled Blitzo pointing a claw into Andres face as that really made him mad
"Dond you dare point that filfthy claw at me" he said as Moxxie and Blitzos sharp eyes saw tail feathers from behind Andrephelus confusing them but Blitzo was ready to go for blows but a sucubus came in with Andrephelus lunch "Your lunch sir…um am I interrupting anything?" She asked as Blitzo and Andrephelus calmed down with the tail feathers vanishing as Blitzo got an idea "No we were about to leave *guestures for the group to leave* sorry for wasting your time Andrephelus" said Blitzo "Just go before I freeze you" he said as they did so.
Later a few workers walked by the Janitors office however Lucy used her whip as Dohy used his stretchy hand as the two grated the workers and stripped them off there cloths. Bit later Blitzo and Doghy who altered his body structure to fit the uniform pushed a covered cart where Lucy and Moxxie were hiding due to there body structures not fitting the uniform "Hi there working hard hope you make sure you take a break" said Dohy "TGIF right guys?" Said Blitzo as he and Dohy tried to make sure it looked like they are working there "Working hard or hardly working?" Asked Dohy with a chuckle as they walked passed another group and entered the potion room where all the potions are stored as Lucy and Moxxie slipped out "Ok lets be quick about this lets split up and start looking, Moxxie Dohy watch the door and Moxxie please watch Dohy especially Kevin he can get protective" said Lucy "Am not!" Said Dohy "How can I tell (Lucy: watch the red markings) ok" said Moxxie as the two watched the door as Blitzo and Lucy looked around "Lets see, turns you into a toad?" Asked Lucy "Oh yeah lets go for the frog prince on Stolas that would work" said Blitzo though Dohy childishly giggled at that idea as Lucy founded a potion "How about a swan potion, it turns you from a swan to a human" said Lucy "Try happily ever ever or something to make me into a human that can conceive a baby" said Blitzo as Lucy climbed up and saw a locked cabinet as she studied a potion bottle "I think I founded the potion you are looking for! Its a potion that sci Beauty devine" said Lucy as she closed her eyes "Partial transformation: key of the little lion" she said as her hand glowed as she grew claws and gently cut through the glass.
"Guys hurry they're getting suspicious!" Yelled Moxxie as he and Dohy saw the janitors they ambushed who were talking to several workers and were heading there way as Lucy quickly climbed down however due to removing the potion from the cabinet the alarm set off as they knew they had to hustle out as the door closed as the group ran out but were met with several guards and and angery Burnie.
(Cue "Ever fallen in love" by Pete Yorn)
You spurn my natural emotions
You made me feel like dirt and I'm hurt
"Get them! You idiots" yelled Burnie as the guards shot arrows as Blitzo and the others jumped and dodged onto the convaier belt but as they ran they knocked off the potions as worked fled
And if I start a commotion I run the risk of losing you and that's worst
The group quickly dodged as they made there way onto a wheel that was moving the belt though Dohy struggled but Blitzo managed to pick him up as they quickly jumped onto the other end of the vertical wheels as they hung on as the wheels spun
Ever fallen in love with someone, ever fallen in love *The group managed to get lear the large vat of potion as Blitzo got an idea and whispered it to Dohy who nodded
In love with someone, ever fallen in love
In love with someone you shouldn't have fallen in love with
Blitzo and Dohy teaming up behind the vat of potion pushed it over as a wave of magic flooded the room as the group quickly got up on the hooks to avoid the effects as the guards and workers ran to avoid the potion
In love with someone, ever fallen in love *The frogs and Swans were covered in the potion as they were surprised as they became Naveen and Tiana and Darick and Odette as several of the animals became human as some of the workers were turned into robots (Zako soldiers) as the rest were turned into Doves and other bird like pokemon
With someone you shouldn't have fallen in love with
Fallen in love with Ever fallen in love with someone
Riding on the hooks (Though Lucy held onto Moxxie tail) they managed to get to the top of the room and fled out of the room with there prize*
you shouldn't have fallen in love with
Later Andrephelus came in seeing the damage as his workers were waiting to be returned back as he got annoyed "I dont care who's fault this is! Make sure nothing is taken and get this mess cleaned up" he said moaning "And can someone bring me something deep fried and covered in chocolate" he said stressed holding his head as if he had a headache, first that dumb imp that married Stolas and now this, and he has a good idea who did this. As the doors slammed opened revealing Chaz "Hay pops whats up?" He asked "Oh hun this is not a good time I am working" said Andre annoyed as the punk looked around "What happened?" Asked Chaz confused "Blitzo happened as Chaz growled and oddly…he became a loan shark as if by magic "Where is that twerp!I will wring his neck and mount his horns on my wall for taking that babe owl from me" he said waving a sword "I will make that imp rue the day he took my beloved away along with his kingdom" he said as a dove dropped a bomb on his jacket as he made a face "mmmm" he growled moaned "Put that sword away and cool it your true form is showing, and you will be king and get your lay with that owl, we just have to think of something better" said Andre "Excuse me" said a voice as the two turned and saw Burnie no looking like a Pidgeotto with his horns and glasses as he held a clipboard "Everything is accounted for except for the happily ever after potion" he said as Andre took the clipboard and read it as he grinned a dark green "oooh so that is the imps game, and I have an idea Chaz were taking you to a hair salon and getting you cleaned up and dressed, becasue you are going to a ball" said Andrephelus a horrid plan in mind to get Chaz to marry Stolas.
Authors note: well that is something to reveal though Andrephelus maybe hiding something more deeper then what his tail feathers are showing
Next chapter Blitzo (And moxxie as a test) drinks the happily ever after potion in hopes that it will help him fulfill his wish to become human though there are some side effects on the path…
