( Shiba Residence)
Ichigo let a slight smile grace his lips. It had been five years since he last saw this house but it seemed as though nothing had changed. He was a couple of feet away from a sturdy looking warehouse with giant stone arms that held up a banner saying 'Shiba Kukaku' and there was a giant towering chimney in the back. He knew that the Shibas liked to move around frequently, making it harder to pinpoint their exact location. However, thanks to Ichigo's improved Perquisa, he was able to pinpoint their location (albeit he had a headache due to how far away they were). He slowly began to walk towards the strange house when two huge men, who were more or less Kenpachi's height and looked like twins except for their faces and colour came crashing down and glared at Ichigo, who was not intimidated in the least by the loyal retainers. In fact, his smile slowly grew.
"Hold!" They yelled. "Intruders are not allowed near here!"
"I, Koganehiko!" The yellow clothed man yelled.
"And I, Shiroganehiko!" Said the man with the white clothes.
"Cannot allow you to come any closer!" They yelled together, preparing to fight this intruder, yet for some reason, they felt like something was familiar about this man.
"You two guys have not changed at all." Ichigo spoke, revealing himself as he removed the mask he had been wearing and let his long black hair turn orange again and flow in the wind. The two men collectively gasped.
"Impossible." Shiroganehiko muttered.
"It cannot be." Koganehiko whispered.
"We thought you died." They spoke together. They had heard what happened to the saviour of the Soul Society through rumours that he had sacrificed his life to defeat Aizen. There was even an entire ceremony in the Sereitei as a tribute to Ichigo and they, including Ganju and Kukaku were invited by the Kuchiki clan head himself to celebrate his heroic efforts.
Ichigo frowned, "I did die, make no mistake about it. I was betrayed by the Thirteen Court Guard Squads, the same people I fought alongside with. I was brought back to life, but that's a confusing mess we are not going to talk about right now. Can I come in, I really need to speak to Kukaku."
The twins just looked at each other, having a silent conversation with each other. They eventually turned to look at him and Shiroganehiko spoke, "We am sorry, but we cannot allow you to pass. You do look and sound like Kurosaki Ichigo, but from what we have heard and saw, you died, so you must understand that we are having a hard time believing you. Therefore we are asking you to please leave. Kukaku-sama will be notified about your visit."
Ichigo inwardly sighed. He knew he was going to be met by some resistance, luckily he had a plan. Without saying a word, he used a combination of Shunpo, Sonido and Hirenkyaku that he called Godspeed, to get behind the twins and knocked them out. He then took the unconscious forms of the two men and carried them inside; using Godspeed and throwing them in a random room, knowing that they will be knocked out until the next day. He then walked towards the room closest to the stairs and knocked on the door.
"Come in!" A rough girl's voice yelled out, making Ichigo chuckle slightly. The more things change, the more they stayed the same. He slowly opened the door, only to be met with...
"Hadō #31: Shakkahō!" A crimson orb came towards him and hit him in the face. He quickly waved it off as if it was nothing, no damage to his face whatsoever.
"So, you're the guy claiming to be Ichigo. I must say, you look really convincing. But it's gonna take more than your looks to convince me. Give this lady one reason to not kill you right here and now." A seductive yet threatening voice whispered in his ear. He felt two somethings, two huge somethings, at the back of his back and felt something cold digging into his skin and blood pouring out of his neck. Ichigo was not impressed.
"First of all, hello to you Kukaku. Second of all, you have been drinking sake in the morning because I can clearly smell it on your breath. Thirdly, I'm sure you still remember the eating contest me and Ganju had, you ending the argument that me and Ganju had by almost killing us with your fist, me visiting here to see Rukia," he frowned as he said her name, "in order to see Kaien's shrine. There was also that one time where you came out of the sky with Jidanbo on Sokyoku Hill. Also," he stopped talking as he manifested an oversized Khyber knife. "Is that convincing enough for you?" he asked before dismissing it as it vanished into reiatsu particles.
There was nothing but silence for a few moments. The young man then heard footsteps and Kukaku came into view, eyes wide in shock. Then... "Hah! Well what do you know?! It really is you, Strawberry!" She laughed, hugging him with one arm. After blinking a few times he hugged her back, feeling warmth and her large breasts on his chest. They separated. "I actually thought you were dead, carrot head! Hell, even the entire Soul Society thought you were dead!" she continued on, not noticing that Ichigo's expression had changed, and not for the better. "They even held a memorial for you, with us being invited by Kuchiki himself. I'm sure that girl, Rukia will be ecstatic to learn that your ass is still alive-"
"Kukaku."
She jumped at Ichigo's tone, now noticing the dark expression he had on his face.
"Can we not talk about those pieces of shit for now? Please? I don't even want to think about those 'death gods'." He growled as one of his eyes turned black with a yellow iris. Kukaku actually took a couple of steps back in fear, something Ichigo noticed. He sighed as his eye turned back to normal.
"Sorry if I scared you, Kukaku." He spoke softly.
The woman with the black hair asked wearily, "Ichigo, what happened to you?"
Ichigo sat down on a mat and beckoned her to sit down as well. He began explaining everything about his entire fight with Aizen, including the parts with him using his Mugetsu form, Kisuke sealing Aizen, all the way to the part where most of the Captains stabbed him, Rukia giving him the two slashes and Suí-Fēng giving him the slash on his throat and the Captain Commander crushing the coin that summoned many Hollows and him blacking out. He intentionally left out the rest of the story, only saying that he woke up in Hueco Mundo and stayed there for five years, honing his skills and abilities and then somehow learning that Shiba Isshin was not his father, but Aizen Sōsuke.
"Wow. That's... I mean... wow." She said, unable to comprehend what she was told. She couldn't believe what she was hearing. She never would have guessed that Ichigo would go through so much. She was saddened a bit when she found out that they were not related, but then quickly became furious at the Thirteen Court Guard Squads, more specifically at Rukia for betraying the man who saved her. What pissed her off even more was that she was allowing that girl to come see Kaien's shrine occasionally for the past five years.
The next time that woman came through, she was going to pay.
"But that's enough about me." Ichigo said. "What about you? What's been going on since I was away?"
Kukaku flashed that tomboyish grin, "Oh, there's a lot I need to tell you." She then pulled out two full bottles of sake. "But I'll only tell you if you drink with me."
To her surprise, Ichigo just grabbed one, opened it, and drank the half of the bottle in seconds. His expression filled with amusement, he said, "Tell me everything."
( 5 hours later)
"Are you serious? Shiba Ganju? That dumbass? A dad? I never thought I'd see the day." Ichigo chuckled as both of them were surrounded by many empty bottles.
"Yeah, that Shinigami girl's noble parents legitimately almost killed him for impregnating her, but they eventually changed their tune once that idiot said he was going to claim responsibility for the kid. Luckily they are the very few genuinely reasonable ones. He lives there now, training to be a capable Shinigami. The kid's name is Kaien, named after the previous clan head. Really cute kid, almost as handsome as you." She spoke.
Ichigo chuckled. "Thanks."
"You're very welcome, stud." She responded sultrily, knowing what she said but not caring.
Ichigo just chuckled once again. In the past, he would have blushed and ran out the room, but now he no longer had that prudish side of him.
"Look, I need to change out of these clothes because they are hot as hell. Do you mind?" When she shook her head, he quickly removed the Haori. Kukaku started drooling and devouring Ichigo with her eyes. She licked her lips as she looked at his muscular neck, arms, his toned chest and abs. She also noticed the huge X on his torso and the scar on his throat, but in her mind that only made him look sexier. Also the long orange hair, was not helping at all. She didn't know if it was the alcohol or her secret infatuation with the young man, but now she wanted him.
No, she needed him.
When Ichigo finished removing his clothing, he looked at Kukaku and to his hidden amusement, he saw that she was practically eating him alive with her eyes. He also took his time to look at Kukaku's sexy and thicc thighs, her lips that he was sure would be a joy to kiss and her boobs that rivalled Kirio's.
"Like what you see, Kukaku?" He asked in a husky tone.
The tomboyish lady smiled seductively. She decided to play along. "Oh, I like what I see. I like it a lot. Can you show me more?" Ichigo decided to respond with his actions instead of his words. He removed his hakama, showing Ichigo a full view of his dick. It stood at 12 inches long with enough girth to make any woman his bitch and two huge balls that looked like they had a lot of swimmers in them. The woman's jaw hit the ground so hard it made an audible crack. It was easily the biggest cock she had ever seen! Yes, she had had one night stands, but none of the men she slept with were this big! She blinked and was shocked when Ichigo suddenly appeared right in front of her, his massive member right in her face.
"Well?" he asked. "It's not going to take care of itself." Kukaku said nothing as she removed her already loose robe, panties and bandage on her head, showing off her birthday suit. She licked her lips as she imagined that inside her. Kukaku then grabbed her huge breasts and wrapped them around Ichigo's cock as she gave Ichigo a heavenly paizuri and judging by the loud grunts she was receiving from him, she was doing a great job.
A moan came from her as the man roughly grabbed her shoulders and proceeded to thrust between her boobs. Her tits were on fire and it was obviously clear that her girls were not able to completely contain the giant erection as two inches of it kept poking out. Ichigo felt that he was close, so he stopped thrusting and instead roughly opened Kukaku's mouth open and began thrusting in her mouth, giving her a very intense skull-fuck.
Kukaku gagged as the man of her wet dreams pounded into her mouth. She quickly suppressed her gag reflex and let Ichigo's meat thrust into her throat. She felt her hand slowly reach into her pussy and began masturbating furiously. Ichigo started thrusting faster and faster until, with a loud groan, he came hard, releasing strand after strand of cum and coating her throat. Kukaku's eyes almost rolled into the back of her head and swallowed every single drop of cum that came shooting down her throat. However, the Shiba clan head didn't have time to think as she was pushed onto the ground and felt Ichigo enter her pussy, stretching her walls. 'Oh my God, he's so fucking huge!' She mentally screamed as Ichigo started pounding her, not giving her any time to adjust. Ichigo, not caring if he was being driven by the alcohol and primal/hollow sexual instinct, thrust into her as rough and as fast as he possibly could, loving the way her melons were bouncing. She couldn't get any words out when she loudly screamed to the gods above as she came after a few thrusts.
It really had been quite a while, huh?
After feeling Kukaku's walls tighten and her love juices gushing all over the floor and his thick cock, he didn't stop. Instead, he applied Blue Arterie on his hips, enabling him to pound the woman with so much force that cracks began to form around them. "Damn, Kukaku! You're so tight!" He growled.
"T-that's because you're so big! FUCK!" Kukaku screamed as she came again, seeing stars, and every few seconds she would come fiercely and spasm, slowly losing consciousness from the intense pleasure. Ichigo let out ragged breaths as his penis pulsed. He decided to keep quiet about what was about to come. After a few more powerful thrusts, he let out a deep groan as he washed her insides with his semen, before detaching himself from her.
For a few minutes, Kukaku laid there, panting but feeling satisfied, wondering to herself as to why she did not take the boy's virginity when he was here. A yelp suddenly came from her as she saw herself getting turned to her stomach and felt a burning sensation in her other hole. "AHHHH!" She screamed and turned to glare at the man, before her glare withered into a look of wariness as she stared at him.
Ichigo was now looking at her with a crazed glim in his now acidic yellow eyes and a psychotic grin spread across her face. "What's wrong Kukaku-chan? You look nervous." He sweetly asked as he tilted his head sideways. Kukaku, with a furious blush on her face, was about to show him who was really the bitch between them and show him his place, but was stopped when she felt her asshole stretch to almost painful limits. A cry of pain and, even though she did not want to let it out, pleasure erupted from her throat before suddenly feeling a rough hand grab her head and push it to the ground.
Ichigo leaned in to her ear. "I'm going to have so much fun with you," he growled, sending a shiver down her spine, "and I will stop when I feel like it." Kukaku could feel his grin getting wider. "Which is going to be a very, very long time."
The Shiba clan head did not know if it was the sexy growl, the evil grin, her current rough treatment or the combination of all three, but she found herself believing him as he began fucking her in the ass for what was to be quite a while.
X
( The Next Day, Captains' Meeting Hall)
"…when we arrived, Yamamoto-soutaicho's body was gone. It was nowhere to be seen as it was annihilated completely at the hands of the enemy. All we found was Ryujin Jakka, his Zanpakutō, and that is the full report, sir." The 3rd Seat of the Research and Development Institute, Akon finished. It was silent in the Captains Meeting Hall as all the Thirteen Court Guard Squad captains and lieutenants surrounded the now deceased Soutaicho's still complete Zanpakutō. They did not believe what they heard, but with what they had seen, they knew it had to be true. Over a thousand Shinigami dead within seven minutes. Thousands more injured and/or killed during the first invasion. The most powerful Shinigami they had ever known, Yamamoto Genryūsai Shigekuni, was killed in action.
These Quincy were stopping at nothing to erase the Shinigami from existence and the Gotei 13 knew that these people would come back again and they would be prepared next time.
If not, all Shinigami will cease to exist.
They were then snapped out of their musings when Captain Unohana appeared with a tired but saddened look on her face. She sighed. "Kuchiki-taicho and Zaraki-taicho are still alive and in stable condition, although I do not know when they will wake up."
Kyoraku nodded, his damaged right eye being covered by an eyepatch. "At least there is some good news in this mess." Apparently this was the very wrong thing to say as he was punched in the face, hard by an irate Suí-Fēng, to the shock and confusion of many who were in the room.
"Are you fucking kidding me?! Good news?! GOOD NEWS?! How can you say that at a time at this! My lieutenant is dead! Yamamoto-soutaicho is dead! Thousands of Shinigami are dead! I'll-"
"Suí-Fēng-taicho!" Komamura barked, effectively shutting her up. "That is enough! Do you think you are the only one who wants to scream?! Do you think you are the only one who wants to pull their hair and punch people?! You are embarrassing yourself!"
"But-!"
"Now, now everyone. Let's all calm down." Kyōraku spoke, clapping his hands. "Imagine what Yama-jii would say if he saw us now. He would be like, 'I never would have thought that the protectors of the Soul Society would behave like children!' and whack us all in the head."
"Kyōraku, you bastard!" Suí-Fēng growled.
"Let me tell you something that you seem to have forgotten, Shaolin Feng." The pink kimono wearing man glared at the petite woman, making her uneasy and several lieutenants to take a step back in fear. "The Thirteen Court Guard Squads do not grieve the dead in the middle of a war. The Thirteen Court Guard Squads protect the Sereitei." He took a deep breath and let it out slowly. "So let us put aside any animosity we may have towards each other for now and fight. I mean, we are the Gotei 13, aren't we?" He finished, making everyone in the room looking at him in surprise.
"My, Kyoraku-taicho." Unohana smiled. "I never thought I would see the day that you of all people would make such a speech. Times truly are changing."
Kyōraku just tipped his hat at the motherly captain. "I try. Someone has to keep the morale up around here."
"I see." She could not help but be amused, before turning serious. An action everyone noticed. "I do hope you keep your morale up, because I did not just bring news about Kuchiki-taicho and Zaraki-taicho. There has been an interesting development that occurred yesterday, but I wanted all the captains and lieutenants to be present for this." Seeing that she got everyone's attention, she continued, "Last night, a man appeared at the 4th Division barracks, in my office, and he held an unconscious Zaraki-taicho in his arms. When I asked his name, he merely threw Zaraki-taicho at my feet and said that he was a ghost of the past, before opening a Garganta and jumping in before closing it behind him, and no Isane." She interrupted her lieutenant as she was about to speak, "nothing happened."
"He just dropped Zaraki and left?" Hitsugaya muttered to himself, but everyone heard him.
"Did he have any distinguishing features, Unohana-taicho?" Ukitake asked. After describing what the man looked like, everyone was silent, deep in thought.
"A ghost from our past, huh? Who is also somewhat connected to the Royal Guard? That's interesting." Kyoraku lazily spoke, his laidback attitude having been replaced by the serious 8th Division Captain. "What I don't get is, if this dude is part of the Royal Guard, how come we didn't see Osho and the others come down fro the Royal Palace and tell us? Better yet, how come we don't know this person?"
"Unohana-taicho did say that he opened a Garganta, which means he has Hollow powers as well." Komamura grunted. "Perhaps he is one of the Vizard?"
"No." Sui-Feng interjected. "She would know who it was, and the description did not match any member of the so-called Vizard group. The only man who has black hair in that group is the one they call Love, but he is dark-skinned while this man had a light tan and he was wearing a Haori reserved for people who are chosen to be in the Royal Guard, even though his was black instead of white. So unless the Royal Guard went to the World of the Living and selected a member of that group we do not know about, I do not think that it is any member of the Vizard. There is one other person, but he is dead." An uncomfortable silence settled in the room as they were reminded of their decision half a decade ago.
"Well, we are not going to figure it out overnight. I think everyone should go and rest up, and have a captains' meeting when we are all rested." Everyone was reluctant, but eventually they nodded in agreement before leaving the room. Only Kyoraku and Ukitake remained as they stared at their now late master's legendary Zanpakuto.
"This just turned a whole lot complicated. Right, Jūshirō?"
"You took the words right out of my mouth, Shunsui."
X
'It is time to wake up, Ichigo.'
Ichigo slowly opened his eyes as he was woken up by Juha Bach and raised his guard up in case of an attack even though he knew he would be fine. He started to shift when he noticed that he was laying on a mat, his very naked body was on display and there were clothes and sakē bottles scattered everywhere. Raising an eyebrow, he attempted to get off the surprisingly comfortable mat when he heard shifting right next to him. Turning his head to the right, his eyes widened slightly as he saw a very beautiful naked woman sleeping peacefully next to him. The most distinguishing features about this woman? Very well endowed... assets (emphasis on the ass part), black hair and a missing right arm. He instantly recognized this woman.
'Old Man.'
'Yes?'
'Why are Kukaku and I naked?' He asked, ignoring the infamous laughter that came out of Shiro.
'Damn King, it seems like the sake was too strong for ya ta handle!' He cackled. A vein popped in Ichigo's forehead.
'Well?'
'You do not remember anything that has happened yesterday, do you?' Ayumi giggled.
'If I did, I wouldn't be asking why me and Ganju's sister are naked in bed when the room reeks of sex and sweat while our clothes are scattered all over the place, now would I, Ayumi-chan?'
'Fair point. Very well, I want you to lay back and relax. I will force you to remember about the events of yesterday. It may hurt a little after it is over, but the pain will quickly subside. Please do not fight the rush of memories. Okay?'
'Yeah.' Ichigo responded. He then laid back on the back and relaxed as much as he could, which was unsurprisingly easy considering how comfortable the mat was. After a few moments, Ichigo was starting to wonder what was taking Ayumi so long when all of a sudden, a wave of memories rushed into his mind. Remembering the Hōgyoku's warning, he didn't fight the memories, letting them flow like river and closed his eyes. After the memories played, he fought the urge to let out a very deep groan as to not wake the woman up.
'BWAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA! Now that shit was enjoyable to watch!' Shiro laughed.
'Shut up, Shiro. Although I'm curious as to why I fell asleep since my stamina is practically limitless.' Ichigo grumbled while rubbing his temples, trying to get rid of the headache. ' Maybe it was the sake? What do you guys think?'
' Maybe/ Maybe .' Ossan and Ayumi spoke at once, but in his mind's eye he could see the kimono-wearing woman looking down with a blush of embarrassment on her face.
'Now that you have fully rested after your copulating, we must go to the World of the Living and initiate Phase Two of our plan. We have wasted enough time as it is.' The sentient being spoke with mock irritation in his voice.
'Yeah, I think it's time to get going.' He groaned as he moved to get up, when he was suddenly struck with an idea as he sat up and looked at the stump that was wrapped around in bandages.
'Are you certain about your decision, Ichigo?'
'Yeah, I'm sure. She deserves that at least.'
'If that's whatcha wanna do, I got no problems with it.'
'There are no objections from me, Ichigo-sama.'
'Father and I also have no objections.'
Ichigo nodded his appreciation to his spirits before getting started on his idea.
( Hours Later)
Kukaku turned around to pull Ichigo towards him, only to grab air. She opened her eyes and sat up, feeling disappointed that her man left. She raised her right arm to wipe her eyes and...
Wait.
'My RIGHT arm?!' She thought incredulously before slowly looking at it. She closed and opened her hand and flexed it. She even pinched it to make sure that it was real.
"…"
"WHAT THE FUCK?!"