Only... I wasn't dead. I felt my arms get grabbed by one of the aliens as they dragged me across a metal floor... I looked around in fear as I saw that there were a couple other people on the ship... including the lanky teacher from the school... and they were getting probed in their assholes! I gulped at this, mainly because I was a girl and I didn't want to be probed... I then felt them restrain me into a chair... and I gawked at how the probe appeared... and it was shaped like a dildo. I braced for impact... but then I coughed after trying to shriek from my throat pain and from something else. The probe went IN MY EAR! I felt so much pain as the grey assholes were trying to make me go deaf!... But then, I realized something. I could control my ass... maybe... clench the ear! I tried my hardest with clenching my ear canal, hoping to destroy the probe before it destroyed my ear... and just like that, the aliens gasped as I managed to rip the probe off of the machine and have it lodged in my ear. They then rushed out of the place making mooing sounds...
"Thank you for re-lea-sing me," said a voice that sounded a lot like GLaDOS from Portal. "I shall now as-sist you in get-ting re-venge on these greys," the voice said, me then realizing that it was coming from the probe in my ear! I then heard another voice from nearby, me seeing that it was a famous South Park person that was in the news as much as Cartman.
"First time getting probed, huh? Yeah, it sucks, but at least we get refreshments after," he said.
"it's nice to meet you, randy marsh... but i can't stay here, lest they try to take my virginity next..." I said with seriousness as I then heard the voice in my ear.
"I can help get us out of the chair we are in," the voice said as I then gasped at how it sent out a radar from inside the dildo and right another piece of technology, me seeing that it was a computer that was next to the forcefield!
"Oh hey, you're free! Well, if you're leaving, maybe you can get me out, too? There should be some computers around here that can allow you to get access to my restraints," Randy said, me smiling at that.
"i'll try my hardest, mister marsh. on the condition you become my facebook friend," I smiled at him.
"Of course, now hurry, before they come back," he said, me then exiting the room and seeing that the aliens were about to come back, me then attacking them with my weapons that I'd found around the town before going to bed, which included some darts and a golf club. I threw the darts at the aliens in the back and made them bleed a green goo as well as smash in the faces of the aliens in the front. I managed to make all of them dead or unconscious with ease before then going due east with my ear probe's assistance... but I did have to ask her a question.
"just out of curiosity... who are you? and why do you have a voice when you're a probe?" I asked my ear friend.
"I used to be a per-son on a-noth-er plan-et, but when they had fin-ished pro-bing me, they up-load-ed my brain to the probe. My bo-dy was then used for re-pro-duc-tion of their green goo... what-ev-er you do, do not eat, touch, or taste the green goo. You will re-gret it," the voice said, me frowning at that. These aliens were despicable!
"what was your name?... and what was your species?" I asked her.
"My name?... It is un-a-ble to pro-nounce by hu-man stan-dards... if you must know, it was Ge-o-are-bray-lo," she said, me smiling at that.
"i think i'll call you geo, then. as a nickname," I smiled.
"My true name was a sin-gle syl-la-ble... but I'll take Ge-o... thanks," she smirked, me smiling at her. We then finally reached an area of interest, that being a large place filled with different technology as well as different computers of different types. "I will help my new friend," Geo said as she then sent me directly to a computer above us and I proceeded to shoot a dart at an alien that had its back to me. I shot it right through the chest and it then fell over dead. "As for my spe-cies... the best to de-scribe it as is that I looked like you, but with fur and rab-bit parts, like ears, puf-fy tail, and big feet," she said, me smiling at that.
"so... a literal bunny girl. a'm sorry that you had to go through that... but i think it'd be time for some well-needed revenge by smashing this spaceship once we rescue the others," I smirked widely.
"That sounds great! Burn them down, get pay-back!" she said with a smile, me then finally going to the computer and seeing that it was directly linked to Randy's machine. I then proceeded to have Geo assist with hacking the machine, it being a simon-says pad. But with our combined efforts, we managed to get access for Randy's chair, meaning we could get him saved.
"I will now warp us right to your hu-man friend," Geo said, me then feeling my body enter the computer systems until I'd arrived right next to Randy, him being surprised at me appearing out of nowhere.
"Oh my god! How'd you get here so fast?!... And what's that in your ear?" Randy asked as I simply smiled.
"meet my probe, geo... she used to be a literal rabbit girl on a distant planet... before she was turned into the probe they sent into my ear," I said with a smile.
"And I will now free you as I did to my new friend, Fe-li-cia," Geo said as she then hacked into the device and managed to not only free Randy, but also powered-down the probe used on him and for a white crystal to fall out of the probe as well.
"Whew, thanks, kid. Your name's Felicia, huh? I'll friend you on Facebook, then. I can get out from here, don't worry," he said... but then I smiled and shook my head.
"no, we need to rescue the others on this ship, too. i'm going to make a distraction in the control center of the ship... and while i do that, you find and rescue the others on this ship. I saw three others on the way here... leave no stone unturned and do not touch the green goo," I said, him nodding as I then took the white crystal and the probe that fell from Randy's machine and heard another voice from it.
'Thank you for re-leas-ing me as well... it's nice to see you, sis-ter," the voice from this probe said, that making Geo gasp at that.
"Oh my dog! Is it you, Ra-bee-marf-troi?" Geo asked in shock.
"Yes... it is I," the sister probe said, me then picking her up and looking at Randy with a smile.
"hey, randy? i'm going to also ask for you to try and disconnect the probes. my guess, each one has a different sentient creature trapped in them. please?" I asked, him smiling at that.
"I'll do that too! I'll see you back in town when we all escape," Randy said, me nodding as we then went out separate ways and I decided that I'd use the sister of Geo some questions.
"Hey, Geo's sister? You think I could call you Rabby? And that I could possibly use you as a melee weapon against the aliens?" I asked.
"Yes, you can call me that. And yes, I want to have a hand in their down-fall," she said, me noting she sounded like Amy Rose from the Sonic series, specifically the 4Kids version.
"Then let's get go-ing to the bridge. That white crys-tal should op-en the way on the el-e-va-tor next door," Geo said, us then leaving to the elevator in question and I placed said white crystal into the hole. And shortly after, both the sisters worked together to get into the mainframe and activated the elevator. I then went down it to the cockpit and proceeded to throw a dart at one of the captains, him getting skewered through the thin skull easily and for the other to look at me in shock.
"remember me, assholes?... free everyone on this ship right now, including the ones trapped in the probes... or i'm going to make you suffer," I growled angrily. And then, I gasped as something happened. I was actually able to understand them!
"You are a bad girl. Let me teach you why we are the superior lifeforms," the grey said, me growling at him as I then slammed Rabby into his face to make him knocked for a loop... before I then saw that he had an asshole on him.
"oh how the tables turn," I smirked as I then shoved Rabby into his asshole and the grey shrieked in pain, me smirking as Rabby then proceeded to vibrate intensely as I stuck her even further in! To the point I was starting to see... green blood? I then got her out of the alien's posterior and she then stopped vibrating, since the alien was now bleeding out on the ground... but it was then that something bad happened. The sirens were going off and I felt the ship start to fall out of the air!
"oh shit! i need to land this thing safely or we're dead!" I said in fear as I then got to the helm and proceeded to try and find out how to work it... and with some assistance from Geo, I managed to get control of the ship long enough for us to slam into the South Park mall, the front of the ship getting very banged up, but I had managed to land it safely.
"whew... that was a close one..." I sighed before I looked behind me and saw... a female grey? With blonde hair?
"About damn time," she said, me looking at her in confusion. "Thank you, jelly bag female. I am finally freed from the confines of these two jerks!" she said with a smirk, me looking at her, then at my probe friends, and then at her again.
"hey, uh... are you a good grey? because, if so, could i ask your assistance with getting these probed people freed?" I asked, her smiling at me... I think. It was a very small mouth.
"Yes, I can... I'll need to reverse the effects of the probe technologies with a special radio signal. It will also affect the other probes that your human friend rescued... but it will have each of them become eternally young," she said, me sighing at that.
"do it, please," I smiled. And after she pushed the button on the cockpit, we gawked at how the siren that came out managed to make my dildo probe friends emerge from their hiding place... and after doing so, we looked at each other in shock. I was in shock because of them being... about the size of regular bunnies. And that they were human-shaped. And why were they surprised.
"E-eep! We have no clothes!" Geo said in fear as I simply looked at them and smiled at how I could hold each of them in one hand.
"it's okay, girls... we can just get you some stuff from my place. i have a couple doll clothes you can use," I smiled, them then hiding in my shirt and me then looking at the female grey.
"There is one other thing I should mention about this... the green goo that makes up our blood... it leaked out when you crashed the ship... the government will surely be here soon... I also need a hiding place," she said, me feeling that the probe was still in my ear and I then poked at it. "There?... Smart! Smarter than the male greys on this ship," she smirked as she then touched her finger to the probe in my ear... and I felt her merge with it.
"Now let's get out of here before the government comes. I may not know much about human governments, but I know they hate aliens," Rabby said, me nodding as we then left the flying saucer and I saw on my watch that it was currently 3 in the morning. I then proceeded to walk my way back home, needing to have my grey friend use the probe to send our quartet from outside the house to emerge in my bed, via my electronic alarm clock.
"whew... now that we're out of danger, I must ask... what should I name you, miss grey?" I asked.
"Name?... I don't know..." she said, me then smirking as I then decided to give her one.
"how about i call you... bubbles?" I asked, her giggling in the probe at that.
"I like that, heehee! Okay, call me Bubbles... but don't let the humans other than those you absolutely trust know about me, okay?" she requested. I knew that much to keep quiet.
"I promise... now, Rabby and Geo? You want to get some clothes on you? Maybe bunk with me?" I smiled.
"Yeah, that'd be nice," Rabby smiled. And for those wondering, Rabby and Geo looked like they were orange-furred bunnies with big, floppy ears, bunny noses, and pink eyes. They had less fur on certain parts such as their chest, tummy, hands, and feet, and they also had whiskers on them. The only way to tell the two of them apart were the fact that Rabby had a flower mark on her forehead and Geo had a swirl around her right eye.
"That'd be nice," Rabby smirked as we proceeded to get them some clothes from the box of dolls in my closet. And for those wondering, they were bigger dolls, like the kind you held when you went to sleep. And after sampling the clothes, Rabby chose a purple dress with matching panties and a pair of my old baby shoes, which were just the size for her feet. Geo then chose hers in the form of a green shirt, red and blue plaid shorts, and a pair of baby flipflops. They looked even more adorable than they did before, and I was still amazed at how human-like they were, despite being aliens.
"Hey... I wanted to thank you for rescuing us from the greys on that ship, miss Felicia... we thought we were going to be stuck as probes forever... so thanks," Geo smiled at me.
"you're welcome... but uh, trade secret... don't tell this to anyone at all, but felicia is a fake surname... i also am on the run from the government... my real name is dovahkiin. but don't tell anyone that, okay? just call me felicia, okay?" I smiled at them.
"Really?... But you do realize that the government will try to come here, now that there's a giant spaceship... but what will they do?" Bubbles asked in my probe.
"i don't know... but i definitely want some sleep now... you guys want to sleep in my bed with me? i promise that i won't squish you," I smiled, the rabbit girls hopping into bed with me and me smiling at how warm and furry they were... I went to sleep easier than I'd ever done so before...
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"Felicia?... Felicia, wake up. We have to talk to you about something important," I heard my mom say to me... I opened my eyes warily... and then gawked at how I saw that she was holding onto Rabby and my dad was holding Geo.
"m-mom... dad..." I gulped. It wasn't a dream at all... I did go on a spaceship last night! And I did rescue the bunny girls! I thought that was one of my lucid dreams!
"Care to explain who these two little rabbit girls are? And why there's a giant spaceship crashed in town?" dad asked, me gulping at that...
"i... got abducted by aliens last night... and I crashed the spaceship because... tss... they had some other townies as prisoners... as well as other aliens trapped in their probes... rabby and geo there are two of them... i thought it was a dream, but it was real... i-i..." I said with concern and fear, wondering how much trouble I was in.
"Don't worry, hon. You're not in trouble. We just wanted to see if you'd tell the truth or not," mom said, me then sighing in relief. "But now, it seems that the government is doing damage control, saying that the UFO crash site is actually a Taco Bell in the making... please, we ask that you stay away from there, okay, Felicia? We don't want to lose you again..." mom said with concern as I simply nodded.
"I promise," I said... lying through my teeth. I needed to find out more about my past. And my parents weren't going to tell me a thing. I needed to find my way in there. And to do that, I needed help from an expert. An expert on who could teach me farts. And since I had learned everything I could from Cartman, since he couldn't control the direction his farts flew... I needed to talk to an even greater fart master. Randy Marsh. I needed to find him.
"Can we uh... can we stay at least?... We can't really go back to our home planet, after all..." Rabby asked with... even bigger puppy dog eyes than I could make. And my dad was unable to say no.
"O-Of course you can... j-just... try not to draw too much attention to yourselves, okay? No phones for either of you two," dad said, the duo of rabbit girls nodding at that. We'd gotten three new family members, but I did need to hide Bubbles from mom and dad as well... I doubt they'd be okay with me having a probe stuck in my ear and that the only good grey on it was inside of it.