I decided to go a different route back to the town, via going towards the city hall. And when I did, I gawked at something I was seeing. There were three other girls around my age and they were bullying a little girl by taking her Justin Bieber toy and kicking her into the snow. I simply proceeded to video everything they were doing and then, when I'd gotten enough evidence, I then got their attention with a thrown dart to the hand of the one who pushed the little girl into the snow.
"OW! What the hell?!" she asked in anger as I then held another in hand. "Whaddayou want?! You want to pick a fight?" she asked angrily as I then simply held my phone in hand.
"no, i'd rather send the video i just made of you three being absolutely detestable bitches to all of my facebook friends at the same time. word of mouth will reach your parents fast... unless you give the toy back unharmed. got it?" I growled at them, the three looking at me in surprise as I then decided to play with them. "you have three seconds... two... o-" I was about to say before the one girl gave the toy back to the little girl and then, all three of them said sorry about three times each before running off, me then deciding to keep the video on my phone, but not send it, since I'd gotten what I desired. I then saw that the girl was smiling through her tears, me dusting off the snow that was on her face and dress, her smiling at me after.
"T-Thanks, miss... that was so cool!" she said with a sad, blubbery smile.
"just trying to make sure that bad people learn their lessons. and if they do anything more to you, just ping me on facebook and i'll send the video out to everyone, got it?" I smiled, her then immediately adding me on Facebook with a smile before then hugging me, which I happily accepted. "why don't you go home for now, though? it's getting a bit dangerous around this town as of late," I said, her nodding at me.
"I'll go home soon. Thanks, miss Felicia... my name's Annie. It's nice to know that there are older kids that are nice and not jerks," she smiled at me. I then proceeded the rest of the way back to Kupa Keep, where, when I entered the keep, I saw that Kyle and his elves were there and they were in the middle of making a treaty.
"With this treaty, we will work together to defeat Clyde and whatever army he has planned for us," Kyle said as he signed it with a handprint... followed by Cartman. I then decided to do the same with my own handprint, which made the trio gawk at me doing so. And I also saw that Rabby and Geo were still looked after by Stan, which the duo of bunny girls hopped over to me happily and then hid themselves in my shirt again.
"I see that you are being truthful about being against Clyde, then," Cartman said... and I immediately noticed one thing that was odd.
"um... where's craig at?" I asked, that making the duo look around.
"He must've went home early or something. Well, thanks to your efforts in not only combining our kingdoms against a common enemy, but also recruiting both the goth and alien factions to our side, I hereby promote you, Felicia the Douchegirl giantess... to Duchess Felicia!" Cartman said, me smiling at that.
"And now, we will go to Clyde's house and get the stick back from him," Kyle said, us all then cheering loudly and rushing from the kingdom to Clyhde's house. And when we got past Clyde's dad, we saw that Clyde had managed to turn his treehouse into a fortress of sorts. And that the lawn had tons of... Nazi Zombies! And they growled at us and looked ready to pounce... before something happened.
"Not yet, my minions!" shouted the voice of Clyde from the top of the treehouse with a megaphone, that making the zombies simply block the way to the treehouse.
"Oh... my dog..." Geo gawked at all of the Nazi Zombies in the vicinity. And then, Clyde then put on a very macabre crown on his head and the group then looked at him in anger.
"You can't do this, Craig! You're lost in time and space!" Cartman shouted as I then saw Clyde produce the Stick of Truth, me feeling that... something was different about it.
"Is that so, Cartman? Because I have found out how to unlock the true nature of the Stick of Truth! With this stick, I can now command the undead legions to do whatever I say! And using this stick's new power, I hereby denounce the human and elf kingdoms and strip both of you stupid kings of all your powers!" Clyde shouted as the stick then did something that made me gawk. It started to emit a green aura and then he zapped it at both Cartman and Kyle! And afterwards, the duo looked like they had gotten incredibly sick, both of them puking on the ground.
"NO! It can't be! I know what's in that stick!" exclaimed the squid from underneath Stan's helmet. "The thing in that stick... it's one of the alien prisoners on the spaceship that wasn't put in a probe! One that had psychic powers and able to defy the laws of physics..."
"Wait, you mean that the stick is REALLY working?! It's... it's not a game anymore?!" Butters asked in shock.
"AHAHAHA! BUT OF COURSE! After the Taco Bell appeared, I got a vision. To steal the stick and amass an unstoppable power from the building site. And once I touched this stick, I felt immense power flow through my veins! NO ONE CAN STOP ME NOW!" Clyde cackled loudly as I looked at him in shock.
"He's gone completely fucking mad..." Cartman gagged before then puking again, me looking at the treehouse and seeing that Craig was there... he'd also betrayed the cause?
"Oh, and so you know, Douchegirl? You've been found out as a traitor to King Clyde, so you're dead to us," Craig said... and then I gasped as I felt a power get sapped from me... I looked at my Facebook... and I felt my heart stop... the worst feeling that I'd ever felt since I first saw my list of 0 friends... the feeling of losing Facebook Friends...
"you... you're dead..." I growled lowly, me then giving Clyde and Craig the bird as I saw that it hit sunset.
"Guys, we need to retreat... we can't face him right now..." Kyle gagged before puking again, me then getting our group of warriors out of the danger zone, before I then simply gave a message to everyone of my current friends in the kid groups we had.
"To everyone in the 'game'. This is no longer a game. This is now a matter of life and death! Clyde has managed to find out how to use the stick of truth to control the universe. And he's planning on ruling the world with an undead army of Nazi Zombies, all of which are under his command! We need to recruit as many factions as we can to stop them. We need to recruit at least 5 different factions to combat this threat. We need to recruit the following factions:
The Pirates,
The Delinquents,
The Adults,
The Girls,
And all the good Aliens we can find! Starting tomorrow, everyone in our group is to meet up at Kupa Keep to go over the plan to recruit everyone I have listed. But keep in mind, that everyone is to lock their doors and windows when they go to bed, so as not to allow any Nazi Zombies to attack them in their sleep. If Clyde broke the rules to steal the stick at night, he's going to do it again," I texted to everyone in my group of friends. And what happened when Cartman got his message?
"G-Got it..." he texted... before then letting out a massive fart that stank up Clyde's house like it were filled with toxic waste. It's a good thing that he, myself, and Kyle went last, as I had to carry both of them out. Kyle was definitely the lighter one, since Cartman was pretty obese.
"Rgh... you are very heavy, wizard king... and smelly..." I groaned as we finally got out of the house and I then handed the duo of them to the invisible amphibian aliens.
"Take them to their houses and tell their parents that they got a very bad case of the stomach flu, got it?" I said, them nodding at me.
"We won't let you down," they said together as they then walked down the streets with camouflage intact.
"We'll meet you tomorrow, duchess. And we will not allow a single Nazi Zombie in our houses," Kenny said as we then dispersed away and I could feel Geo and Rabby shivering inside of me.
"Um... m-miss Felicia?... We're kinda scared... please promise we'll be safe?" Rabby asked with fear in her voice.
"i promise that you'll be safe. i won't let anything happen to you adorable muffins," I smiled at them. We then finally got to my house... and I saw that the door was wide open and that there was a dead Nazi Zombie on the front lawn... I gulped and went inside of the house, hearing a small clattering up above me in the bedrooms. I gulped and walked up the stairs, hoping that my parents were okay... and when I finally got to my parents' room? I opened the door and peeked inside... to see that mom was handcuffed to the bed... and dad was sitting in a chair away from her and crying. And why?
"H-h-Heil... Heil Hitler..." mom groaned, me gawking at what was going on... not only was my mom a Nazi Zombie, but it looked like she was trying to fight it!
"m-mommy..." I said as I looked at her and saw she was still trying to combat her feral side.
"H-H...F-F...Feli..." she stuttered, me seeing she was jittering as she tried to fight her control. I then decided to play a song on my phone that I knew she loved. The song she said played when she met my dad. "I was born to love you" by Queen. And when she heard it? She then gasped as she started to regain control... before then shouting like a banshee! And shortly after... I gawked at how mom's skin returned to its normal self! And she then looked at me with tears in her eyes.
"D-Dovahkiin... thank you..." she cried, dad looking at me and mom in concern before then looking at me.
"What's going on, hon?... Please tell us," dad asked, me sighing at that.
"it's because of the green goo from the spaceship i crashed... it got into the water supply and it corrupts anything it touches... by turning them into nazi zombies," I said, mom gulping at that.
"But there is still one thing that is baffling to even me," Bubbles said, me gasping as she appeared from my ear and mom and dad gawked at her. "Normally, there is no cure to get rid of the condition... but in your case, Felicia's mother, it appears that you managed to not only fight the disease on your own, but you completely got rid of it after hearing what I assume to be your favorite song... is it your favorite song?" Bubbles asked.
"Yes... it is..." she said, Bubbles then going over to a nearby computer and searching through it with her hacking powers... and shortly after?
"It appears that it's also happened to many others in the town that heard their favorite song... this is incredible! The cure is listening to your favorite song!" she gawked as I then looked at my parents.
"there's one more thing i need to mention, guys... commander eyepatch is here," I said, them gasping at that.
"H-He is?! No! He followed us even here!" dad shouted in anger as Bubbles spoke.
"No, he isn't here to attack your daughter. He's here to destroy South Park to stop the Nazi Zombie spread!" she said, that making them gasp again.
"He's going to destroy the town?! We can't let him do that!" mom shouted in anger.
"we need to keep quiet about this, guys. he's also hoping to kill anyone that knows about the plan... but lucky me, i managed to warn everyone in town via a pta meeting and they know not to say a word," I said, them looking at me with frowns, but then sighing in defeat.
"I don't know how you managed to find out this stuff... but if you managed to do so, then that means you can be trusted... just promise not to get into any real danger," mom said, me nodding at her.
"i promise... and this time, i intend to keep it," I said, but the last part I said with just mouth movements and no sound as I turned around and walked out of the bedroom and into my room... only to gasp at what I saw in there. What did I see? Five extremely small Underpants Gnomes trying to steal my knickers!
"Oh shit, she's awake! What do we do?" asked one of the gnomes, me simply sitting on the ground and producing the few underpants that I'd pilfered during my first two days in town. And they looked at me in surprise after I did so.
"i'm one of you... and by that, i mean i used to work with other underpants gnomes... i give you undies, we be friends on facebook and i get a small bit of money for every pilfered pantie," I smiled to them as I then pushed them forward, the pink-dyed underwear going forward the furthest. "do we have a deal, little friends?" I asked. They then looked to go into a huddle... at first... before another Underpants Gnome gasped and came from behind my dresser.
"Oh my god! It's Doomahkiin! She was a great help to the group of Underpants Gnomes in Alaska!" he said, me then feeling a snap of a memory come back in my head... I now remembered that I was an Alaskan native! And that I not only helped the Underpants Gnomes with stolen undergarments, but I also kept them warm at night in the cold temperatures by offering them a heated blanket to sleep inside!
"yes, it's me... and if my faulty memory serves right... you are captain spandex, right?" I asked, him smirking at me.
"Wowzers! You even know my name! I say go ahead and accept the deal, fellow gnomes!" he said with a smile, them then nodding and stopping their huddle.
"We'll not only friend ya on Facebook, but we'll also do you one better and give you something to help find more panties! Spandex, if you please?" the one gnome asked with a smile, Captain Spandex then giving me a tiny bottle... of something.
"Just snort that in your nose and you'll be able to change size from normal to gnome size anytime you want! Try it out!" he said, me then opening the bottle and snorting the contents into my nose... and I gasped as I was then at least 3 inches tall, and that I had my clothes stay on me... but not Rabby and Geo. They got out of my clothes and looked at me in shock, mainly because I was now even smaller than they were!
"Oh my word! You look even cuter than us!" Geo smiled at me, me smirking at her afterwards.
"well, i guess i do... so how do i turn back to normal and shrink again?" I asked the gnomes.
"Just say Massivus to turn big and Gnomevus to turn small!" Spandex smirked, me then saying the word.
"massivus!" I said, me then turning back to normal in an instant! "thanks, my little friends!... hey, you want to stay the night here?" I asked, them shaking their head no.
"No, we're very low on workers lately because of that green gunk! We're way behind schedule in getting underpants! So we'll have to politely decline," the one gnome said, me nodding at him as they then went into the mousehole next to my bed and went inside of it. I knew that Underpants Gnomes were very good at battling mice, so I knew they'd be okay... but I still had to do one more thing before I went to bed.
What did I do? I proceeded to lock every single entrance to the house, which included the doors, windows, and I also plugged all the drains while putting a brick on the toilet lid. I then posted a note on the door of the bathroom saying that everything with water had to be turned off and that, if you went to the bathroom, you were not to flush it without standing up... but as for showers?
"I can sense that the shower water is linked to the nearby lake by the school, which is not infected with the green goo as of current. So shower water is okay," Bubbles said, me nodding as I then put the next note, saying the shower water wasn't infected with the goop. And after all of this was done, I then returned to the bedroom and got under the covers with Rabby and Geo, them holding onto my sides and about to snooze... before I said something.
"gnomevus," I said, me turning into my tiny form so that I could be snuggled by the bunny girls instead.
"Um... is there a reason you turned tiny, miss Felicia?" Rabby asked.
"so you girls could snuggle with me instead of me snuggle with you," I said, them giggling as they then surrounded me in the chest area specifically, me blushing at that, but not minding too much. It was very warm, especially since we were all sleeping outside of the covers... it made me feel a literal warm and fuzzy feeling... and a figurative one... I didn't know I'd be turned on by what was going on, but I sure was getting turned on...
Regardless, I fell asleep very easily, waking up the next morning and seeing that it was 7:30 AM and that I heard a small bit of thumping from my parents' room.
"rabby? geo? you awake?" I asked, them still snoozing with me in between their tummies right now. "fine. massivus," I smirked, me then growing to normal size and waking the duo up afterwards. I then got out of the room and knocked on my parents' bedroom door, wondering what was going on.
"mom? dad? is something wrong?" I asked through the door, that making a sound happen on the other side.
"Oh, fuck me! Fuck me, yes!" mom said with a few moans, me then getting what was going on and simply leaving after.
"What's... awwwhn... what's going on in there?" Geo asked with a cute yawn.
"they're uh... having sex," I smiled, the duo giggling at that, but I could tell they were still tired.
"We can have sex too... but we're young for sex for our species," Rabby smiled at me.
"well, i won't deny... our snuggling last night made me a bit turned on," I smiled, the duo then waking up completely at me saying that. "i knew that'd wake you two up... now that you're awake, we need to go to kupa keep," I said, them nodding as we got a small breakfast in some white bread (a slice for each) and then we proceeded on our trip to the keep. We needed to do a lot of hard work to completely get rid of the threat of the Nazi Zombies and Clyde's new version of the Stick of Truth.