After I got out of the house, I decided to text something to Randy Marsh as well as the important people that were at the PTA meeting yesterday. What did I send to them?
"The cure is listening to your favorite song. Spread word, but not to authorities," I texted. And once I did that, the trio of myself, Rabby, and Geo walked into Kupa Keep to see that Cartman was there along with Kyle, but both of them looked like they were worse for wear, as they were still very ill.
"Ah! Duchess Felicia is here!" Butters said as I noted that everyone in the group was here, minus Tweak, but I understood he probably had duties at the coffee shop. I nodded and proceeded to the makeshift microphone so that I could be heard by everyone easier.
"Okay, as we are all aware, we have now encountered a slew of new problems that need to be dealt with," I said as everyone looked at me with intrigue. "First and foremost, the Nazi Zombie outbreak that is happening around the town. From what I've learned, the government is hoping to destroy the entire town in an effort to stop the spread, and then blame it on an earthquake," I said, that making the kids either gasp or gulp.
"Next, there's the issue of what has happened to the Stick of Truth. No longer is it just a toy for us to believe it can control the universe. Now it actually has powers, no thanks to some rogue alien that was imprisoned on the spaceship. It is able to use its own magic, which includes putting our two leading kings into the sickbed for who-knows-how-long. We need to not only get that stick back, but also destroy everything about it, the alien within it as well," I said, that making a voice happen.
"There's one problem, though," said the voice of the squid alien... but before I could look at where it was, I gawked at how the microphone I had... morphed into the squid! "The alien in the Stick of Truth is able to control the weak-minded. And no mind is weaker than a zombie's, which is why it is allowing Clyde to use it to gain power. And this alien is going to use Clyde's weaknesses against him! If not stopped in time, the alien will merge every part of its being with Clyde, thereby becoming him. We need to stop it before midnight, or it'll be too late," the squid said before then turning back into the microphone. "You may continue, mistress Felicia."
"Whoa... that's bad..." Stan gulped.
"As of current, with our current group of fighters, we do not have the strength or skills to defeat Clyde's ever-growing army. So we're going to need to gain more members to attack his stronghold. We'll need to recruit the ones I listed last night. The pirates, the delinquents, the girls, the adults, and every single good alien that we can find," I said, that making the group look at me in annoyance, none more so than Cartman.
"The girls aren't gonna want to join in! hhuuuuuugggghhhhhh... neither would the adults..." Cartman wheezed after shouting.
"Maybe not for you, but I'm s-sure t-that she can," Jimmy said, me smiling at that.
"Jimmy has a point. We've seen you make more facebook friends faster than anyone of us... and you have a good way of persuasion," Kyle said before then coughing and sneezing a giant flume of phlegm onto the grass.
"We all have our assignments. The humans, you're in charge of recruiting the delinquents. Elves and goths, you get to recruiting the pirates and finding anymore aliens that may be around the town. I'm going to go get the girls and the adults on my side on my own," I said, them looking at me with nods.
"Just be careful, especially of that Nazi Zombie stuff," Token said, me nodding at him.
"Rabby, Geo, come on, we have some work to do," I said, the duo of bunny girls hopping into my hood and us then proceeding to make a text out to the principal of the school and Kyle's mom.
"I need you to make another PTA meeting to happen soon, before sunset. I have very important information to share with everyone," I said, them then texting back and basically saying the same thing.
"The time has already been set for 11 AM. I expect you to be there," their texts basically said.
"But of course," I texted back before I then contacted Annie, the girl from yesterday. I needed to request something from her.
"Annie? I need to know if I can request a meeting with the girls. We need to combat a very bad threat," I texted.
"You mean those strange green people? I can tell you where to go. Meet me at the bathrooms in the park," she texted back. I then went to the area in question and saw she was already there... and that she happened to have something happen to her that I didn't expect... she had green skin!
"oh no... what happened?" I asked her in concern.
"My mommy and daddy said that I shouldn't drink the town's water... but I disobeyed... and ever since, I can't stop listening to music or I go crazy! I need to get a cure before we go in there, please," she said with concern.
"The cure is listening to your favorite song. Regular music just prolongs it," I said. She then tested that theory by going into her playlist and playing a song. Which song was it?
"~What has happened to this place? I don't recognize it anymore...
It used to be so fun and special, but is life worth living for?
The dream is dead, the day is gone
There's a hole in my heart, and I can't go ooooooon!
There are too many miorities!... At my waterpark!...
This was our land, our dreams! And they've taken it all away!
They just keep coming and coming! (Minorities)
I tried to go and tell the police...
But even the authorities... are minorities... at my waterpark...~" the song sung, me recognizing it as one of Cartman's singles... of course. And shortly after listening to it, I watched as her skin completely lost its green hue and she then sighed and looked at her hand.
"Thanks so much... you're even more cool than I originally thought! Okay, the girls are ready to meet with you," she said as she then opened up the door and I saw that the girls' restroom... was actually a clubhouse for the girls! And they looked to be in a very heated debate right now.
"Who did it? I need to know who spread those LIES about me!" said one of the girls. I then looked at Annie and she looked at me in confusion.
"can you get their attention?... my damaged voice cannot shout," I said, her managing to hear me... and then, Annie did something to get the girls' attention.
"SPARKLE SPARKLE SUNSHINE!" Annie shouted, that making the girls immediately shut up and look at me and her.
"Huh? Oh, sister Annie! You have the floor," said the most criminal little girl in South Park, that being Wendy.
"I have an urgent request from my new friend here. We need to help her out with something very important. Something that happened to me last night and probably tons of others in the town," Annie said, that making Wendy gawk.
"W-Wait... hold on... you mean that green skin thing going around? Where people have to listen to music or they become brain-craving zombies?" Wendy asked, me nodding at that as I got one of the different microphones from one of the girls' small desks.
"It's caused by the Taco Bell crash site, which is actually a UFO. The green goo that's emerging from it transforms anyone it touches into a Nazi Zombie. Listening to music will make you sane for a few hours, but only by hearing your favorite song will you be freed from it, which I found out last night when I had to rescue my mother from it," I said.
"So you're saying you want us to help you defeat a Nazi Zombie horde? Because I'd heard that your stuff at the PTA meeting went fine, so what's the issue?" Wendy asked.
"The issue is twofold. One, Clyde has one of the aliens from that UFO inside of a stick. And it has the power to command the Nazi Zombies if they are not in their lucid states. And two, the government is planning on blowing up the entire town to get rid of the plague," I said, that making the girls immediately gasp and start to murmur amongst themselves.
"B-B-But I can't die like this! I don't want to die with everyone thinking I'm a whore!" said one of the girls, me looking at her in confusion.
"What happened?" I asked.
"Sister Annie Nelson has been accused of being spotted in the Abortion Clinic, but she says that someone set her up. We need to know who among us would be the two-faced bitch... I'll tell you what, if you can go to the abortion clinic and get the records stating who did it, then we'll help you defeat Clyde and his Nazi Zombie army. All in favor, say glittersparkle!" Wendy said. And the response.
"GLITTERSPARKLE!" they all said at once.
"Motion carried... but you don't look like you could go undercover as of now... you're going to need something to get in their..." Wendy said... but I then decided to show them my plan.
"geo, rabby, i'm going to reveal how I do my plan," I said, the girls looking in confusion... before immediately gaining hearts in their eyes at the cute rabbit girls coming out of my shirt. "gnomevus!" I said, me then shrinking down and Annie gasping as she then picked me up with two fingers.
"Oh my god! What happened to you? You're even tinier than my Justin Bieber toy!" she asked, that getting the girls' attention and them looking at me in surprise.
"massivus," I said, me then turning back to normal. "it's a special ability i got from some underpants gnome friends. i can change size to be the same size as an underpants gnome and normal size. using this, i should be able to infiltrate the abortion clinic and find the records with ease," I said, them gawking at that.
"Wow! That's so cool!" said one of the girls.
"That's hot!" said Wendy, me smirking at her.
"nice to know your preferences, wendy," I smiled, her then gasping and blushing, but I smiled. "don't worry, i like you too," I smiled with a wink before then walking out of the door with Rabby and Geo climbing back into my shirt before we left.
"So what about us? What's our job going to be?" they asked... and I noticed that there was a group of elves, led by Henrietta, moving towards the east to the playground.
"henrietta! wait up!" I said as loud as I could, her managing to see me and stopping in place as I approached her.
"What's the status on the adults and girls?" she asked.
"the girls said that i need to find out who is a lying two-face bitch among their ranks before they join us... and as for the adults, i'm going to go to their town meeting at 11 AM to recruit them. it's currently 9, so if i rush, i should be able to do the stuff with the girls beforehand... but while i do that, i want you to watch over geo and rabby. i can't risk them getting seen by the security cameras," I said, her frowning, but then, when she saw the big eyes of both my rabbit girl friends and me, she caved.
"O-Okay, fine, I'll do it," she said as my rabbit girls then hopped over to her and hid in her outfit, which made Henrietta gasp at the fluff they had. "You really should become a debate captain or whatever... your powers of persuasion are too good to waste," she said, me smiling and nodding as we then bid farewells and I went to the west, seeing that the abortion clinic was named Unplanned Parenthood. I then went to the front door, waited until nobody was looking outside, and proceeded to say the word.
"gnomevus," I chanted, me then shrinking to tiny size and going into the door from underneath, due to my now diminutive size. Once I did so, I then hid myself on the way to the door leading to the back rooms. I continued on until I got to the nearby door that said 'records' on it. I shimmied underneath the door... and noted that there was a bunch of records and that there was also a spare set of doctor clothes. A perfect disguise! "massivus," I smiled as I then turned to normal size so I could put the doctor clothes overtop my normal ones. Once I did so, I then looked into the records under the last name of N and found the record that was in there, it being given by a different person... and I say that instead of who it really was because the thing was written in a different language! I then took a photo of it and sent it to Annie, in the best filters I could do.
But then, out of nowhere, I was interrupted by a random person jumping down into the room from the vent shafts above me! And by random person, I mean Randy Marsh.
"randy!" I smiled at him.
"Ah, you came here too, huh?" he asked, me nodding. "Listen, I've found out something very bad that's going to happen here. They plan on using a snuke to destroy the town and are hoping to implant one into one of the people in this abortion clinic," he said, me gawking at that.
"those bastards... not only destroy a town, but use an innocent person to do so, by putting the nuke inside of them? how immoral can a single government be?" I asked in anger... but then, before we could keep talking, the door slammed open to reveal that there were a duo of SWAT soldiers! And they looked at us with anger in their eyes.
"What are you two doing in here?" one of them asked, me looking at Randy and him knowing not to say a word about anything.
"we were trying to find out if one of our friends was getting an abortion or not... we kind of got denied so we wanted to find out on our own," I lied, it being one of the dumbest ones I'd ever told.
"You think that we'd buy that, little Felicia?" the one guy asked, me gasping at that. "Oh, that's right. That's your fake name. Your real name is Dovahkiin. You have no idea how long we've wanted to catch you," the other guard said, me gulping at them.
"wait!... before you do anything, i need to tell you some very important information," I said, the SWAT members smirking at me.
"Peh, I'll bite. What's this important information?" the one guy asked.
"The important information is that there is a cure for the Nazi Zombie disease!" said a voice from nearby, me gasping at how it happened to be from behind the duo in the room. It was Rabby! And when they saw her, they gasped and immediately aimed their guns at her, making the little bunny girl hold her hands in the air.
"W-What the hell?" the one guy asked in shock.
"D-Don't shoot! I-I'm a good girl, I promise! I-I'm not evil, I want to help!" Rabby said with concern in her voice.
"Wait... what did you say?" asked another voice, me recognizing it as female. And it was then that a third agent appeared, her being one of the colonels that were chasing me in the day... seriously, life or death situations made you remember things quite quickly!
"I said that we know of a cure for the Nazi Zombie syndrome. And we will only tell you what it is if you let me and Dovahkiin go and spare the town," Rabby said, that making the male SWAT member aim his gun at her... before the female one held him at ease.
"I'll talk to Commander Elliot about your situation... but only if you tell me what the cure is and find some way to prove it," she said, me nodding at that.
"the cure is the nazi zombie listening to their favorite song when they were previously uninfected. it's already been proven when i saved my mother and an 8 year old girl from their zombie states... and if they hear normal music, they can be lulled to what they were previously, though the effects wear off after an hour," I explained, sweat pouring from my face the whole time. Would they believe a word I said? Would they do anything to Rabby? Was I still going to get captured regardless?
"Now you must prove it to us," the female colonel said, me about to give up, since I didn't have the evidence on hand... but then, one of the agents got an SOS signal on his walkie talkie.
"Come in, Colonel Chicansa! The area has been contaminated by the green goo! Prepare to contain the breach!" said a voice on the other end, me knowing that it was my time to shine. Talk about a close shave!
"You, Dovahkiin, come with us. You, stay here until we give the go-ahead! You, Agent Pyle, go to the PA systems and play music into it. Do not stop playing music and change songs up with my orders," she said as she then went into the room and escorted me out politely and for Rabby to jump into my shirt after, her being just as scared as I was. "You better be telling the truth, kid. The entire town relies on this," she said, me nodding at her as we then reached the area where the containment was, me seeing it had already infected a couple people, me playing a song on my phone that I remembered was personal to me. Which song was it? Survivor by Destiny's Child.
"~Now I got you outta my life, I'm so much better!
Thought that I'd be weak without you, but I'm stronger!
Thought that I'd be broke without ya, but I'm richer!
Thought that I'd be sad without ya, I laugh harder!
Thought I wouldn't grow without ya, now I'm wiser!
Thought that I'd be hopeless without you but I'm smarter!
Thought that I'd be stressed without ya, but I'm chillin'!
Thought I wouldn't sell without ya, sold nine million!
I'm a SURVIVOR!
I'm not gon' GIVE UP!
I'm not gon' STOP (what)
I'mma word HARDER!
I'm a SURVIVOR!
I'm gonna MAKE IT
I will SURVIVE (what)
Keep on SURVIVIN'!~" the song sung... and when I played it, the agents gawked at how the people regained their senses and looked around in confusion.
"W-What happened?" one of the doctors asked.
"the green goo turned you into nazi zombies. and the only cure is listening to your favorite song... it sounds stupid, but it's true," I said. The duo then went to their iPods and played their favorite songs, those being Let's Dance (David Bowie) and a very famous video game song, Sloprano. And the agents were left with mouths agape when the two doctors then lost the green skin and, when one of them accidentally touched the green goo again, they didn't turn again!
"Oh my god... it's true!" Colonel Chicansa gawked as she then looked her walkie-talkie and spoke into it. "Come in, Agent Pyle, what's your status?" she asked into the brick.
"I've made it to the PA system... and the cameras. The music isn't going to cure them! They've never heard music before!" the guy said, me gulping at that... abortion clinic, green goo in the garbage cans?
"shit... give it to me, i need to order him," I said, her looking confused, but I then swiped it from her and spoke into the walkie-talkie.
"i know exactly what you're talking about, but the least we can do is prevent more deaths! you're in front of the cameras, so play music! play it and then lead us to all the areas affected by the green goo. if they cannot be saved, we will kill them, understood?" I said. And shortly after, the PA systems started to play music... and just in time too. Why? Because, two seconds before the music played, the glass to one of the doors broke apart to reveal what had been infected.
"Oh my god!" the male agent shouted in fear as the monster appeared. It was a trio of Nazi Zombies... in fetus form! But before they could lunge at us, the music started to play! And the moment the music played, the trio of undead babies then fell to the floor and then started to twitch slightly.
"Okay, they're lucid, let's kill them through the head... this is so sick," the colonel gulped as she and her ally then killed the fetuses before then placing a large radioactive sign on the trash can as she continued to lead us through the place... I had a feeling I might be late to the PTA meeting because of this, but I needed to do this to save my hide, Rabby's hide, and everyone in the clinics' hides!