A/N it's been nearly unforgiveably long since I've updated any of my stories and I can't say when I'll update again though I am hard at work on the next chapter of this and one other so I'll try, in the meantime enjoy

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How in the world did you know about Little Hangleton? Wormtail told me when we were all at the Manor, he loved to brag about how he was the most faithful of all of Voldemort's servants and that was just one of his examples.

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Read the next chapter.

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H

I can't believe those Muggles were starving you just to make their dolt of a son feel better.

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It wasn't anything l wasn't used to.

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H

Genius, pure genius using Sirius against them again. Pure sneaky Slytherin worthy genius. Oh the trouble we could have caused together.

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We caused plenty of trouble without it being together.

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H

Oh please oh please tell me I can see a memory of the Weasel clan coming through the wall and the looks on those ridiculous Muggles faces.

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George,

You and your brother were hilarious. I never gave you enough credit. "Accidentally" giving Harry's idiot cousin that candy was bloody brilliant. I'm thinking I'm lucky you never managed to slip me anything.

Draco

Malfoy,

Don't think we didn't try.

George (and Fred)

Harry,

I can't believe you knew they sent me dragon dung on purpose and never told me.

Percy

Hermione,

I've always wondered what would happen to a Muggle if they picked up a Portkey. Some of them do go around picking up litter after all.

Harry

Harry,

Obviously a Portkey must have some sort of Muggle repelling charm on it so they don't even see it.

Hermione

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Weatherby? Salazar's snakes why didn't I ever think of that one?

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Draco,

I never thought about it before but you were trying to help me weren't you. You were seriously trying to warn me about the Death Eaters in the woods that night. Sarcastic and nasty as you were, you really were trying to protect me.

Hermione

Hermione,
I suppose I was. I may not have liked you much but it just didn't seem quite fair for you to be at risk of humiliation. At that point I just told myself I wanted you to be back at school so I could finally outscore you in classes and humiliate you that way.

Draco

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An elf? They thought a bloody house elf could conjure the mark? Not even all of the Death Eaters know the incantation. I was one that didn't.

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I don't think anyone was actually thinking. I think they were all just reacting. Not that that really excuses the stupidity.

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Harry

Was I really that big a pompous arrogant git? I was more worried about that bloody cauldron report than the Dark Mark appearing at the World Cup. How is it you all didn't hex me more often?

Percy

Perce,

Well we weren't allowed to do magic outside school so that helped.

Harry

Granger,

Merlin's Balls you thought I was right? I knew you lot didn't like those blasted creatures Hagrid kept subjecting us to.

Malfoy

Malfoy,

Don't let it go to your head, being right once in seven years hardly makes you the genius you seem to think you are.

Granger-Weasley

Mate,

I'd forgotten how much I loved ferret Malfoy.

Ron

Potter,

Thanks so much for sharing the fact that I was turned into a ferret with the entire Muggle world. Though I suppose I should actually be grateful that you didn't share that when I was transfigured back into myself I was naked.

Malfoy

Malfoy,

You're welcome ;)

Potter

H

Looking back it seems rather counterintuitive for Crouch Jr/Mad Eye to help you learn to fight the Imperius. Wouldn't it have been easier for him to get back in the DL's good graces if he could Imperio you to just follow him there.

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When did Riddle's plans ever truly make sense? He always thought he was smarter than everyone else and could outthink everyone and that was more often than not his downfall.

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Granger,

Did you actually do any research on house elves before your started your club to free them? Have you done any since then?

Malfoy

Malfoy,

For your information I wasn't able to find any books at Hogwarts about the house elves or that even had house elves in them. Wizarding libraries tend to be short on information about other magical creatures such as house elves or goblins. Obviously I've done research since then including interviewing numerous house elves of various families and places like Hogwarts. I still think they deserve better treatment and am working on that in the Department of Magical Creatures right now.

Granger-Weasley

H

Well I guess it's a good thing that Moody/Crouch Jr didn't just try to Imperio you and take you to the DL. I can't believe you were able to fight it off. But it makes no sense that he would help you learn to fight it off.

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Again with this making sense thing, really when did that side ever make sense. Though to play up the part of being Mad Eye he had to help, if he hadn't it would have been suspicious.

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Weasley

Jealous that we got the Durmstrang gang? Yeah well you shouldn't be. They were a bloody obnoxious lot, all except Krum that is. He was a decent sort but the others were so superior, or at least they thought they were and let us know it constantly.

Malfoy

Malfoy,

Well now you know how the rest of us felt about you.

Weasley

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How is it you didn't find a way to put your name in the cup?

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H

Who says I didn't? It's not like all of the entrants were listed.

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You would never have done it quietly anyway would you.

H

H

Nope I would have been sure to let everyone know I'd managed it. My father would have been thrilled but my mother would have been horrified.

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In other words you probably could have figured out a way but for once in your life what your mother thought of you outweighed what your father thought.

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H

Possibly, to be honest I didn't try all that hard. I really wasn't into the idea of risking death.

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Weasley,

You really were a prat to Harry when he was chosen weren't you?

Malfoy

Malfoy,

Oh yeah and you were so much better with your badges and that little duel in the hallway, with your buddy Snape coming down on your side of it, making fun of Hermione, and punishing only Harry and I.

Weasley

Weasley,

While I was delighted that Snape punished you and Harry naturally, he was a right jerk to Hermione unnecessarily. He needn't have said anything but he just had to reply. I've never understood what he had against her. It's not like he constantly went off on the Purebloods are best rant.

Malfoy

Harry

Again I think maybe I should shake Hagrid's hand, taking you in your cloak to see the dragons was a right Slytherin move on his part. Then leave it to you to be so well actually so Hufflepuff and tell Cedric.

Draco

Harry

Watching you and the others in the first task made me happier than ever that I didn't even try to enter the tournament. That was some amazing flying. You forgave Weasley way too fast though. Should have made him grovel for a while. How is it you didn't end up in Hufflepuff?

Draco

Weasley

How in bloody hell did you end up with Granger after all that Yule Ball stuff?

Malfoy

Malfoy,

I honestly have no idea.

Weasley

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I still can't believe you were giving stories and quotes to Rita Skeeter of all people.

H

H

Well I have said more than once that I was a right prat. What else would you have expected? It couldn't have been any surprise that I was feeding her information.

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