Episode 24
Scuzzlebutt.
(Gravity falls intro plays.)
(Dipper, Mark, Dib, Vana, Jack, Mac, Aang, Sokka, Kitty, Trever, Eric, Momo and Appa brave the Mountain snowstorms, As they make it out they come to what lies before them.)
(Wendy Testaburger looks behind her and waves as the scene pans out to reveal South park.)
(Dipper is Dragged away from the Group and embraces Mabel, While Stan Kyle Kenny and Cartman look on blankly at the bus stop.)
(Dib and Vana show Mark and Jack a large footprint inside a bigger footprint, Scenes show the school and Forests of Crossover town.)
Dipper and Mabel.
Brian and Stewie.
Stan Kyle Kenny and Cartman.
Wendy Testaburger.
Chef, Mr Garrison and Randy marsh.
(Dipper, Mabel and the marsh family sit around a campfire, While the shape of a snake head lurks in the shadows.)
(Scenes of Dr Eggman, Tak, Cluny the Scourge and the Horned King appear, Along with Lord Jargafar removing his hood in the shadows.)
(Several scenes with different Characters appear.)
Crossover legends.
It had been a week since Cartman had Miraculously returned from space, And now he was waiting outside his House with his Mother.
Liane: Now you be careful Eric, The woods can be Dangerous.
Cartman: Okay Mom.
Just than a jeep Pulled up with two men and Dipper, Mabel, Stan, Kyle, Kenny and Wendy inside.
Mabel: Hey Cartman! Ready to go Hunting?
Stan: Yeah, My uncle Jimbo says we gotta get up there Early, Right Uncle Jimbo.
Jimbo was a Portly man, With Orange Hunting clothes and a dark Green jacket.
Jimbo: That's Right Stanley, Non intelligent Animals are much easier to shoot in the Morning.
Liane handed Cartman a bag of Food.
Liane: Here hon, I packed you some cheesy poof and Happy tarts.
Jimbo: Don't worry Miss Cartman, We'll take good Care of him, I bright my Old war buddy Ned to keep things safe.
Ned was a Short man than Jimbo with a Large Oval like head, One Arm and Glasses that cover his eyes, In his one Arm he Held a Microphone.
Ned: Hmm, Hello Mrs Cartman how are you today?
Cartman was soon in the Jepp.
Liane: Be sure to use lots of Bugs spray and If you have to Poo Poo, Don't wipe with Poison Ivy.
The other Kids laughed at Cartman's Embarrassment.
Cartman: Dude that's sick Mom!
Liane: And I know it can get scary up in those woods, But just remember, Mommies not far away.
The Kids laughed again.
Cartman: Drive Drive!
Jimbo did as Cartman wanted, Leaving behind a Waving Liane.
Kyle: Don't get scared up in the Mountains Cartman.
Cartman: Shut up!
Stan: Maybe your Mom can give me a kiss to Cartman.
Wendy: Yeah- What?
Kenny than Muffled something.
Jimbo: Oh Ho! That's disgusting!
Cartman: You piece of Crap, I'll kill you!
Cartman began punching Kenny, Who punched back.
Jimbo: That's the Spirit Kids, Get that old Testosterone flowing.
Cartman raised his fist for another Punch.
Jimbo: Now Kids, I need to get Serious for a minute, I need you to Understand the Basic Rules of Hunting since this is your first time, First off don't ever walk with your gun unless the Safetys on, Secondly, Don't shoot anything that Stands on two legs or Talks and Lastly, Never spill your bear on the Boy chamber.
Dipper: Uh… Mr Kern, We don't drink bear.
Jimbo: You don't?
Ned: Oh that's right, Children from ages 9 to 13 don't drink beer.
Mabel: I like Chocolate milk with Sprinkles!
Jimbo: Well, We'll be doing plenty of Hunting on this trip, After all Hunting sober is like… Fishing.
Mabel: Fishings fun.
The Jeep Traveled up a nearby Hill and they were soon in the Woods.
Jimbo: Well, here we are.
The kids climbed out of the Jeep.
Jimbo: Okay now, Each of you Youngins take a gun, A bear and some smokes.
Ned handed Eacho the Gun the listed Items.
Cartman: Hey! I didn't get a Gun.
Jimbo Handed Cartman a More modern Gun.
Cartman: Sweet, This is just like the gun I used in Nam.
Wendy: What? You weren't in Vietnam.
Ned: Hmm, Were you stationed in denaine?
Stan: Cartman always makes stuff up Ned you can't believe him.
Cartman: Hey, I'll blow your freaking head off!
Dipper: Whoa Jesus!
Jimbo hurried over and Grabbed Cartman's bear.
Jimbo: Hey look out son that's dangerous! You could have spilled your bear!
Wendy: Are you Serious?!
Later.
Jimbo, Ned and the kids trekked along through the Woods.
Stan: My uncle says that after this, He'll take me hunting in Africa.
Kyle: Wow, That would be cool.
Cartman: My mom says there's a lot of Black people in Africa.
Wendy: And what's that supposed to mean?
Dipper: Wendy he's not worth it.
Jimbo suddenly called the boys up.
Jimbo: Kids Lookie there!
A large bear was walking on a Rock.
Jimbo: That there is a Rocky mountain black bear, One of the few Remaining of its kind, Isn't it beautiful?
Mabel: Wow… So majestic.
Wendy: So rare…
Dipper pulled out a camera.
Dipper: So much Na-
Jimbo: LOOK OUT IT'S COMING RIGHT FOR US!
Jimbo fired his Gun at the Bear sending it flying out of Sight!
Dipper: What the?!
Stan: It wasn't' coming right for us it was just sitting there!
Jimbo Shushed him
Jimbo: Not so loud! That was just a technicality.
Dipper: A technicality?! What are you talking about?!
Jimbo: You see kids, The Democrats have passed a lot of laws trying to stop us Hunters from hunting.
Cartman: Democrats piss me off.
Wendy: You don't even know what Democrats are.
Jimbo: They say we can't shoot non-Anthro Animals anymore, Unless there posing an Immediate threat, There for, Before we shoot something, We have to say, "It's coming right for us!"
Dipper: Uh… Ha exactly does that work?
Ned: Hmm, Jimbo look!
A dear trotted into view.
Jimbo: Oh look it's a dear! Looks like about a fort six incher Ned.
Suddenly Jimbo pulled out a Bazooka!
Jimbo: IT'S COMING RIGHT FOR US!
Jimbo fired the Rocket and blew the Deer to bits!
Cartman: Kick ass!
Stan, Dipper, Mabel and Wendy were Horrified.
Jimbo: Did you see that? I was prepared for the Ferousis Charging buck!
Ned: Hmm, Rabbit Rabbit! Five o'clock!
A small brown Rabbit hopped into plain sight.
Wendy: Oh no, Don't you-
Jimbo and Ned fell flat on their Stomachs and crawled after the Rabbit.
Jimbo: Let's move! MOVE!
THe kids followed after.
Stan: Is this Hunting?
Wendy: What do you think?!
Cartman: Aw Dude, I'm starting to have flashbacks.
Dipper: What?
Kyle: Huh?
Cartman: Stand forth, Pull left flank, Look out for Charlie's up in the Trees.
Soon, Jimbo, Ned and the kids moved into position, To see the Rabbit sitting still near a flower.
Jimbo: This one's yours Stan.
Stan pulled up his Gun up and took aim.
Jimbo: It's coming right for us.
Ned: It's coming right for us.
Stan closed his left eye in concentration.
Kyle: Shoot it Stan!
Cartman: I got your back soldier.
Wendy: Stan don't.
Stan eventually lowered his Gun.
Stan: I can't.
The Rabbit hopped away
Jimbo: What the- What's wrong with you?
Stan: I didn't wanna shoot the Bunny.
Jimbo: What the hell do you mean you don't want to shoot the Bunny? You're Babbling Your Hysterical, Your not making any sense.
Wendy: He said he didn't want to shoot the Bunny.
Jimbo got up and waved his gun.
Jimbo: No nephew of mine is gonna be a tree Hunger!
Cartman: Yeah Hippie, Go back to woodstock if you can't shoot anything.
Stan: I'll shoot you!
Cartman: I can shoot you too!
Stan: I'll kill you!
Cartman: I'll pump you full of led!
Dipper: Dear God! Stop!
Mabel: I… Had no Idea Hunting was so…
Suddenly a rumbling shook the Ground.
Wendy: What was that?
Meanwhile.
At a Geologist Station a Man with Black hair and Mustache was boardly looking at some readings, Suddenly they began to pick up speed.
Randy: What the heck is this?
Randy rolled his chair over to a phone and called.
Randy: Hey, Nelson, It's Randy, Listen uh… The little needles moving really fast, What does that mean? Uh huh, Uh huh.
Randy looked out the Window to see a smoking Mountain.
Randy: Yeah it's smoking, Uh huh, OH Really? Really? Oh my god… A VOLCANO!
Meanwhile.
That night, The Kids, Jimbo and Ned had set up camp, They were currently smoking Hot dogs by a fire.
Cartman: This weiners won't cook.
Ned; Hmm, This wood won't burn.
Jimbo pulled out a bottle of Gin.
Jimbo: Looks like we'll have to use the old indian fire trick.
Ned picked up a Barrel of Gasoline and Poured it on the fire, It caught light and blew up in his face, He caught fire and Started Running and Rolling all over the Place, jimbo laughed.
Jimbo: HAHAHA! Hey Stop Drop and roll Ned HaHaha!
Ned hit the barrel with his foot and slipped it's contents, Which trekked towards the Jeep and blew it up.
Jimbo: God Damn it Ned I just got that Jeep! Now how are we supposed to get home?!
Dipper: Dude! He's on fire for God's sake!
Cartman held his Hot dogs over Neds buring form.
CartmanL Hey guys, This roasts pretty good now.
Meanwhile.
Badger: Perhaps we should consider reaching out to the Royal council again?
Mayor McDaniels: We can't exactly reach them at this time, However we-
Before the Mayor could continued the Speaker spoke.
Aide: Uh, Mayor, Randy Marsh is here to see you.
Mayor McDaniels: Send him in.
Randy ventured into the Room with a Board.
Randy: Mayor we've got a big Problem, Mount Evison is about to Erupt!
Mayor McDaniels: What?!
Badger: Are you serious man?!
Randy set up the Graph.
Randy: Afraid Not, This Graph shows everything from normal to bad, Right now Crossover town is here!
Totally screwed.
Mayor McDaniels: Dear god!
Badger: Oh no! Randy some of the Children are out camping with your Brother Right now!
Randy: What?!
Mayor McDaniels: Johnson! Johnson! Muster a Rescue team, And get Any available Freedom watchers on the line!
Meanwhile.
Jimbo: And then, Ned picked up the Grenade and- BOOM! Blasted his arm clean off, We spent three hours looking for that arm, But it was never found again, Some say it still crawling around to this day.
Ned jumped at Cartman with a fake arm! Causing him to yelp, The other kids laughed.
Cartman: Heh, That wasn't scary.
Mabel: You were too, You almost peed your pants!
Cartman: No I didn't!
Jimbo: Hey Ned, You wanna toss me another beer?
Ned reached inside the cooler and pulled out a Gin, Which he tossed to Jimbo.
Jimbo: You kids wanna try one out?
Kyle: No thanks, That stuff tastes like Pee.
Mabel: Yeah, Squirrel Pee.
Jimbo: What's the Matter with ya? Can't you try a little alcohol?
Kenny sat near the Gasoline Barrel and Drank right out of it from the tube.
Jimbo: Christ look at that Little bastard go!
Kenny finished drinking the Gasoline.
Jimbo: Now you see Stan? That is a dirty little bastard.
Stan: Hey, I'm a dirty little bastard too.
Cartman: Hey guys, I know a scary story.
Kyle: Shut up Cartman you can't scare anybody.
Cartman: Oh yeah? Have you guys ever heard of-
Cartman turned on a flashlight.
Cartman: Scuzzlebutt?
Mabel: The Wha Wha?
Cartman: Scuzzlebutt is a creature that lives up on this very mountain, And kills anybody that dares come to the top.
Dipper: Wow, Really why?
Cartman: Because, It loves the taste of Blood, And likes to add pieces to his deformed body.
Mabel: Deformed How.
Cartman: Well, on his left Arm, He has.
Stan: A hook.
Kyle: A knife.
Cartman: No, A piece of Celery.
Wendy: Celery?
Cartman: Yes, And he walks with one leg, Because the other is missing, And where it should be, There's nothing but, Patrick duffy.
Wendy:... That's not Scary.
Cartman: So he lives on this Mountain, and weaves baskets and other assorted Crafts, They say that on quiet nights, You can hear him weaving his Baskets, Kik, Kik, Kik.
Wendy: Weaving Baskets have no sound.
Stan: You suck at telling Scary stories Cartman.
Dipper: Where exactly does it make its home?
The kids looked at Dipper.
Kyle: Oh god you don't actually believe it do you?
Dipper: It could be real you never know!
Before anyone could say anymore, a Tremor filled the Earth.
Dipper: What was that?
Stan: Maybe it's Scuzzlebutt coming to Weave us into baskets
Kyle: Wow, I hope he doesn't get us with his Celery hand.
The kids laughed.
Cartman: Go to hell you guys!
Jimbo than strummed a tune on his Jango.
Jimbo: Hey Ned, Why don't you whip out the old cancer Kazoo, let's do a little song.
Ned: Abumbayah my lord, kumbayah.
Uumbayah my lord, kumbayah.
Uumbayah my lord, kumbayah.
Jimbo started to cry as he heard it.
Mmmoh lord, Kumbayah.
Emsomeone's crying my lord, Kumbayah
Someone's crying my lord, Kumbayah...
Nearby, Cartman had slipped off and began creating a disguise.
Cartman: So, All of them but Dipper don't think scuzzlebutt is real huh? Lets see how they like when they actually see a Scuzzlebutt.
Ned: Someones crying,
My lord, Kumbayah.
The next morning.
Dipper and Mabel slept their tent, When Wendy came in.
Wendy: Dipper, Mabel, Wake up.
Dipper: Huh, Er wha?
Wendy: I don't know where Cartman is, I think someone took him away.
Dipper: Where are the others?
Wendy: Stan and Kyle are still Around, And Jimbo and Ned went fishing with Kenny.
Dipper and Mabel came out of the Tent, And were met by a miserable looking Stan.
Mabel: Hey Stan, What's the matter?
Stan: I thought this was supposed to be my camping trip, Why does my Uncle Like Kenny so much? Doesn't he like me anymore?
Wendy: Stan, Get over it, No one cares.
Stan: I care! This is Family were talking about!
Wendy: Yeah well, Your Uncles Crazy.
Stan: Oh please, Your Uncles a two bit Con artist with the same name as me.
Wendy: That's their Uncle!
Meanwhile.
Jimbo: Wow, What a beautiful day for fishing.
Jimbo Kenny and Ned were on a boat with a Rocket attached.
Jimbo: Look Ned, There's fish right there!
Jimbo threw a grenade down into the Water, Sending the fish flying into the boat, Dead.
Ned: Hmm, Got it.
Kenny threw a grenade at a school of Fishes, And blew them out of the water.
Jimbo: Wow, Great Instincts boy.
On the mainland not far away Stan called out.
Stan: Uncle Jimbo! Cartman's Missing.
Jimbo: Who? The Fat Kid?
Stan: Yeah?
Jimbo: Aw Hell, We better go look for him, Gotta cut it short Ned, Fire up the Twelve twenty.
Ned pulled a string Attached to the Rocket, It blasted into the Ocean, Killing all the Fish instantly and shooting the boat up in a Geyser, Which disappeared and landed them back to the Surface.
Jimbo: Well, I think that's about the Limit for our Fishing Permit.
Ned: Hmm, And It smells like dead fish here.
Kenny: (A little like a BEEP!)
Ned: Hmm, That's nasty.
Jimbo: Yeah, I don't think I've ever seen a kid as cool as you Kenny, I'm making you, Mu honorary nephew.
On the Shore, Stan overheard this, And his Heart sank, Wendy, Dipper and Mabel were not to Far away, Wendy went over to Stan, Leaving Dipper and Mabel Alone.
Dipper: Hey Mabel, Do you the Scuzzlebutt might have something to do with Cartman's disappearance?
Mabel: Are you still on that? Come on Dipper, It's just a story.
Dipper: Like everything back in Gravity falls?
Mabel: … What are you saying?
Dipper: Nothing much? Just maybe you know, We do a little hunting of our own.
Mabel: Like old times?
Dipper: Like old times!
The Twins Brofisted.
Meanwhile.
Mayor McDaniels: Alright are the Teams Rostered?
Valery: Yes Mayor, There awaiting the order to move out.
Badger: And several of the Townsfolk have been rostered to help as well.
Mayor McDaniels: Good, We need to get up there now!
Chef: Come on Everybody! We have to save the Children!
Meanwhile.
Jimbo, Ned, Wendy, Kenny, Stan and Kyle followed Cartman's tracks to where he was last sean.
Jimbo: Well he couldn't have gone far, Unless something drove him off.
Ned: Hmm, There's not many animals out today Jimbo.
Jimbo: Yeah, It's like something funny's going on.
Another Rumble from the Mountain was felt.
Wendy: More Rumbling? I think there's some Vol- Hey where are Dipper and Mabel?
They all looked around, but the couldn't see either of them.
Jimbo: Great now we have three missing Kids! Hey Look a Ram!
A ram came into view.
Jimbo: IT's COMING RIGHT FOR US!
Before Jimbo Could Fire, Kenny fired has Gun straight at the Ram, Killing it on the Spot.
Jimbo: nice shooting Kenny.
He then took Stan's gun.
Jimbo: Here, You need a bigger Gun.
Kyle: OH MY GOD LOOK!
On a High Ridge, Stood a brown Creature looming down on them, It was just Cartman in a Brown sheet, and Waving a twig and a Piece of Celery.
Cartman: I am ScuzzleButt! Lord of the Mountains! Behold My Patrick duffy leg!
Suddenly Dipper and Mabel Popped up beside it.
Mabel: OH MY GOD IT'S REAL!
Dipper: Mabel Get the Camera!
Kyle: Oh My god! Scuzzlebutt! Cartman wasn't lying!
Wendy: And it's got Dipper and Mabel!
Jimbo: Don't worry, I'll distract them, You get your Cousins.
Wendy nodded and Scurried up the Hill, Careful not to let Cartman see her.
Dipper: Where's your Patrick duffy leg?
Mabel: Does it like Glitter?
Wendy: Pst you guys! Over here!
The twins looked over to see Wendy hiding in the Nearby Bush.
Mabel: Wendy?
Wendy: Get over here! Your in the way!
Dipper: Of what?
Down below, jimbo had strapped on a Rocket launcher pack and aimed it at Cartman.
Jimbo: FIre in the Hole!
Jimbo launched the Rockets, Which zoomed towards Cartman.
Cartman: Holy Crap!
Cartman, Dipper and Mabel Jumped out of the way just in time!
Jimbo: Damn, I think I missed.
Cartman: Hey! What the Hell is wrong with you people?!
Jimbo: C'mon! Let's move, Move, Move!
The Kids hurried up the Mountain right after Cartman, Who ran right up it.
Meanwhile.
Mayor McDaniels: Okay people, Split up into teams and search the Mountain, Report back anything you find.
Valery: Oh god Harold! Our poor Daughter.
Harold: There there, We'll find them.
Badger: And there's this Blasted Volcano to deal with too.
Randy: I might have a solution to that.
Mayor McDaniels: What?
Randy showed them a chart.
Randy: Well, If we could dig a very large trench, we could divert the Lava into a canyon, And it would bypass the town Completely.
Harold: And Just where would it lead?
Randy: I don't know.
Badger: Do we even have the time and Manpower? We already have people looking for the Kids.
Mayor Mcdaniels: Do we have any leftovers?
Badger: Well, Yes.
Mayor McDaniels: Then set them to dig the Trench.
Meanwhile.
Jimbo: These look like his Tracks, He must have gone this way, Ned Prepare some HK12 and Plasticy.
Ned headed off.
Jimbo: I'll bet he's head someplace up above us, The higher up it goes, The Better it can breath.
Kyle: Look up there!
Cartman could be sene climbing his way up to a cave in the Mountain.
Cartman: You guys! It's just me!
None of them heard him.
Jimbo: Are we sure it's Scuzzlebutt?
Dipper: It looked like him to me.
Mabel: And Me!
Wendy: Does it have Patrick duffy for a leg?
Jimbo: i can't tell lets kill it!
Mabel: What? NO!
Cartman: I gotta get out of this stupid Costume.
Jimbo: Kenny you take the front.
Stan suddenly yanked the Gun out of Kenny's arms.
Stan: No, I'll do it Uncle Jimbo, I wanna bag that Animal!
Jimbo: That's the spirit! Let's hunt!
They all charged up the Mountain after Cartman, Who fled further up the Mountain.
Cartman: You guys! You Guys! I'm just kidding!
Meanwhile
Work on the trench began in earnest, While they did, Others looked for the Missing kids, And were taught… "Safety precautions."
Officer Barbrady: Okay people listen up, As we near the top of the mountain the chances or our encountering some lava become great, Therefore, Sergeant Yates has instructed me to show you this Training video to assist us, In Volcano safety, Mr Garrison, Rabbit if you would please.
Mr Garrison and a Stuffed yellow Rabbit turned on a Film Projector and lit up the Screen next to Barbrady.
Host: Harborings of Sorrow Natural disasters can be the cause of troubling and Undesirable stress, And a Volcano is no exception, But what should you do if a Volcano erupts near you or Your family? Here we see the Stevens family enjoying a may picnic, But suddenly Daughter hears a noise. It's a Volcano. Junior seems worried, But have no fear junior, Jane learned in school what to do when you hear a volcano erupt, That's right Jane, Duck and Cover, So what will you do when you hear a volcano erupt? That's right, Duck and Cover. Thank you and Good night.
Officer Barbrady: Okay any questions.
Katara: That has got to be the most rediculus load of Fuck I have ever sean!
Officer Barbrady: That's enough out of you!
Sokka: Where are Mark, Mac and Aang in all this?!
Meanwhile.
Mac: This is Bullshit! Just because I'm black, and I carry a lot of Guns, And My Last name is Gunsling! I'm suddenly a Dangerous Criminal? Well, I'm not! So get me out of here.
Mark: what did you evan do to end up here?
Aang; Yeah how?
Mac: Nothing!
Meanwhile.
Jimbo, Ned and the Kids hurried up the Mountain and found Cartman catching his breath from above.
Stan: I'm gonna bag Scuzzlebutt and then we'll see who's a little bastard!
Stan aimed the Gun.
Cartman: Hey! You guys! Seriously! It's just me!
Kyle: Do it Stan Kill it!
Mabel: No! Don't!
Dipper: Stan you can't!
Wendy: Stan this isn't you!
Stan withdrew his Gun.
Stan: Damn it I can't do it!
Jimbo: You pansy! Give me that Gun!
Dipper: No! This is History in the Making!
Mabel: Do not harm the Paranormal!
Cartman removed his Sack and dropped the objects in his hands.
Cartman: Hey!
Dipper: Cartman?
Mabel: Huh?
Cartman: God Damn it don't shoot me!
Jimbo: What the Sam hill?
Cartman: I was just trying to scare you guys! You can put the Gun down now.
Dipper: So… this was all a Trick?
Cartman: Yes!
Mabel: Aw… I was hoping for nostalgia with my Brother… And also a distraction from all the trauma of watching animals get shot.
Jimbo: Huh?
All of a Sudden the top of the Mountain blew up in Lava!
Ned: Hmm, Holy Crap!
Jimbo: The Mountain! It's blown its top!
The Volcano spewed Lava Everywhere, And shot a Flaming Builder out, Which seemed to land right on Kenny.
Kyle: Oh my God! They killed Kenny!
Kenny stepped out from behind the Boulder.
Wendy: No they didn't.
Kenny waved but his Sleeve caught fire and the Boulder rolled on top of him.
Kyle: you bastards!
Meanwhile.
Jack: Look out the Volcano!
Man: Quick Duck and Cover.
Three men did so and were incinerated by the Lava.
Jack: idiots… Everyone else Run!
Meanwhile.
Jimbo, Ned and the Kids Ran screaming for their lives, But the Lava was coming right for them!
Jimbo: The Lavas coming right for us!
That's what I said…
Down below.
The ones working the Trench heard the Eruption and clear out just in time!
Badger: Rat! Mole! Is that everyone.
Rat: I think so Badger!
Toad: Look!
Jimbo, Ned and the Kids came into view.
Dib: It's Dipper!
Butters: Oh Hamburgers!
Chef: look!
Jimbo, Ned and the Kids ran to the Trench And Stopped.
Jimbo: What the Heck is this Trench doing here? We can't get across!
Randy: Uh-Oh.
Cartman: Help!
The Lava began to rush closer.
Suddenly, A large beast appeared from nowhere, It had Celery for a hand and Patrick duffy for a Leg!
Mabel: Oh my god!
Dipper: It's the real Scuzzlebutt!
Cartman: What?! Scuzzlebutt is real?
Jimbo: Quick Ned shoot it!
Ned tried to Fire his Gun, But Nothing came out.
Ned: Hmm, Oh no, Out of Amo!
Mayor McDaniels: What… Is that thing?!
Chef: That's… ScuzzleButt!
Randy: I faced him as a Kid, He weaves Baskets and has Patrick duffy for a leg!
Mr Garrison: Wait… So he's Harmless?
Badger: How can this get any Crazier?
Jimbo: Well Kids, I'm sorry I got you all Killed.
Wendy: You think!?
ScuzzleButt suddenly grabbed a tree and ripped it in half then removed all the leaves and weaved into… A Basket.
Dipper: Whoa, That was wicker Basket.
Mabel: Wow, He's saving us!
ScuzzleButt looped a Strong Branch into the Basket and Jimbo, Ned and the Kids climbed in, He than hoisted them over the Trench and onto to safe Ground, Those on the other side cheered.
Vana; Oh my God! ScuzzleButt Saved the day!
Randy: And my Calculations were Correct, the Lava is following the Trench into the Canyon!
And It did.
Harold: Uh, Randy? Where does the Canyon lead?
Randy: Uh…
Meanwhile.
Well, It's a bad day for Denvor.
Meanwhile.
Badger: You gotta be kidding me.
Toad: Oh well, Crossover town is saved!
As the town Cheered, Kenny appeared over a hill.
Stan: Hey look Kenny's okay!
Mayor McDaniels: Well, We owe everything to this wonderful, Yet misunderstood Creature, Thank you Scuzzlebutt.
Dipper: Mr Scuzzlebutt Can I-
Suddenly Stan Shot Scuzzlebutt through the head.
Stan: I did it, I did it, I finally killed something!
Dipper: NO!
Wendy: Stan!
Jimbo: Damn it Stan you shouldn't have done that!
Stan: What?
Jimbo: Listen, There's somethings you kill and somethings you don't!
Stan: Uh… No.
Ned: Hmm, Only now in this late hour do I realize the Folly of Guns, I'll never use a gun again.
Ned than Dropped his Gun and It fired at Kenny Who flew back into the trees, With Several Rats following.
Stan: But I just wanted you to be proud of me, Like you were with Kenny!
Jimbo: But Kenny's dead now Stan, And your always gonna be my nephew, You just can't kill anything, You understand.
Wendy: Do you understand the Difference between Hunting and Camping?
Jimbo: What do you mean?
Wendy: When I agreed to come on this trip, I was under the impression that NOTHING WOULD DIE!
Jimbo: Oh…
Mabel: I have seen blood… Far too much…
Dipper: So long… So long without Paranormal crap and You Ruin it Stan!
Stan: Sorry.
Wendy: God only knows what the Rest of Your Family is like Stan.
From afar, Randy Marsh stared at DIpper and Mabel, with wide eyes.
Randy: So it's true…
To be continued…
Stay tuned next time folks!