Episode 28.
The Wrath of Streisand.
Previously on Crossover legends.
Vana: Hey! Hey!
Uh… What Vana?
Vana: where the Hell are we?
Dib: Yeah, We've been practically banished to the Background this entire Season, All we've done so far is get beaten up by the Clone of a Dumbasses Son! While Dipper goes galavanting off with his Sister and-
Okay I'm gonna stop you there Dib, You shouldn't even be using British terminology.
Dib: Well you shouldn't keep us on the sidelines, We barely had any character development last season!
Oh come on you guys did too! Vana saved a princess over her freedom and you were betrayed by an Asshole.
Dib: How was that even considered a life lesson? We were just captured by Assholes and manipulated into their Service.
Oh god now you sound like a Critic.
Vana: Well maybe if people actually paid attention to this-
You know what? You guys are wasting my time. We'll talk later. (Throws them into a Closet.) What was this evan for? What? Grimhilde found something to increase her forces? Okay let's not focus on that, Now onto the Episode.
(Gravity falls intro plays.)
(Dipper, Mark, Dib, Vana, Jack, Mac, Aang, Sokka, Kitty, Trever, Eric, Momo and Appa brave the Mountain snowstorms, As they make it out they come to what lies before them.)
(Wendy Testaburger looks behind her and waves as the scene pans out to reveal South park.)
(Dipper is Dragged away from the Group and embraces Mabel, then both get scooped up in Randy's arms.)
(Dib and Vana show Mark and Jack a large footprint inside a bigger footprint, Scenes show the school and Forests of Crossover town.)
Dipper and Mabel.
Brian and Stewie.
Stan Kyle Kenny and Cartman.
Wendy Testaburger.
Chef, Mr Garrison and Randy marsh.
(Dipper, Mabel and the Marsh family sit around a campfire, While the shape of a snake head lurks in the shadows.)
(Scenes of Dr Eggman, Tak, Cluny the Scourge and the Horned King appear, Along with Lord Jargafar removing his hood in the shadows.)
(Several scenes with different Characters appear.)
Crossover legends.
One day, Dipper, Mabel and their classmates all went on a field trip to an Archaeological digging site.
Archaeologist Mouse: And so, Since the Merge these Ancient Arrowheads are buried deep down in the Earth's crust, We dig 'em up, Polish them off and find over twelve new Arrow heads every month.
Cartman: Boring.
Mr Garrison was resting on a nearby hill and Called over.
Mr Garrison: Eric be quiet! I'm trying to sleep!
He then put his newspaper back over his face.
Archaeologist Mouse: Now can anybody tell me who left these arrowheads here?
Vana raised her hand.
Archaeologist Mouse: Yes Ma'am?
Vana: Ancient Tribes of the Native Americans.
Archaeologist Mouse: Yes very good, Now grab your Anthropology Pickaxes and dig for our Very one Indian arrowheads.
The Children immediately set to work, They all picked at the Ground with their Picks, Cartman loudly sung to himself as he worked, But no one paid him any attention.
Cartman: Day is never finished!
Master got me workin.
Someday my master will set me Free!
Pip: Oh I think I found one!
Pip went to Grab a Arrow head, But Cartman grabbed it too.
Cartman: No I found it!
Pip: No silly, I found it first!
Cartman: No I did Pip!
Pip: No, I did!
Cartman: Well, Guess we have to Roshambo for it.
Pip: What's Roshambo?
Cartman: Well, First I kick you in the balls as hard as I can, Then you kick me in the nuts as hard as you can and we both go back and forth until one of us falls to the ground, THe last one standing gets the arrow head.
Pip wasn't sure.
Pip: Oh, Well I suppose if I must.
Cartman backed up.
Cartman: Alright, here we go.
He ran forward and kicked Pip square in the nuts, Pip Cried out and Fell to the Ground.
Dipper: Jeez that's gotta hurt!
Pip: Well I guess you win.
Cartman: Pft, Whatever i don't evan want this stupid Arrowhead.
He tossed Pip his Arrowhead and Went back to work, Soon Cartman picked up something, It looked like Another Arrowhead.
Cartman: No, It's just a Weird Triangle.
He threw it away and it landed at Kyle's feet.
Kyle: Wow, Check it out Dude.
He picked it up and Examined it, It had little drawings of Serpents on it.
Kyle: It has little Drawings on it.
I just said that.
Stan: What is it?
Kyle: I don't know.
Suddenly the small Triangle started to glow a bit, Dipper drew back slightly.
Kyle: Whoa, Cool.
Cartman suddenly stormed over.
Cartman: Ey! That was my triangle!
Kyle: You threw it away, It's mine now.
Cartman: We'll roshambo for it.
Kyle: No way Fatass, It's mine!
Cartman: Antipologist!
The Archaeologist Mouse came over.
Mouse: Hey kids, What the Matter?
Cartman: I found a magic Triangle and this Greedy Asshole took it from me!
Kyle: You threw it away!
Mouse: Hmm, Let me see that.
Kyle handed the Triangle over.
Mouse: Why this is Ansolsy writing! This thing must be thousands of years old!
Cartman: C'mon let me kick you in the nuts for it!
Kyle: No!
And Kyle took the Triangle back and walked away… With Cartman following behind.
Later.
News Anchor: And Finally tonight A young boy from Crossover town, Colorado found a mysterious Artifact during a field trip today, Here with a special report, Is Caden the Crow.
Caden: Thanks tom, the little eight year old was very shocked indeed when he came across a very Ancient triangular object.
Kyle: We'll I was just digging around and then I saw this Triangle, Andeveyrone was like "Dude!"
Wendy: I wasn't even there when it happened.
Vana: I don't even know the kid but that Triangle must be as Powerful as the Chaos Emeralds themselves.
Cartman: And I told him, I said Kyle "I will kick you in the Nuts!" But he didn't give it back to me so I kicked him Squaw in the Nuts, And he cried like Nancy Carigan!
Dib: That never happened.
Cartman: Screw you Kahl!
Dib: I'm not Kahl.
Caden: And so the little boy will take his Discovery home and probably donate this to science… Or just keep it in his room or something, Back to you tom.
News Anchor: Thanks Caden those are some cute little kids, Except for that last one he's Fat as fuck."
Cartman: EH!
The screen paused, And a figure rose from her Couch.
?: So it's there…
Meanwhile.
Kyle, Stan, Cartman, Kenny, Dipper and Mabel entered Kyle's house when they got back from School.
Stan: So what are you gonna do with the Triangle?
Kyle: I'll keep it in my room where Cartman can't find it.
Cartman: Oh I'll find it don't worry!
Dipper: Don't make deals with it.
Kenny: (What?)
Kyle went to his room and Closed the Door, Lokcing it to, Cartman jiggled with the Handle.
Cartman: God Damn it give me my Triangle Seriously!
Mabel: You did throw it away Cartman.
Cartman: I was… Uh Just setting it aside.
Stan: We'll you might as well let it go.
Cartman: Never! I'm gonna get that triangle if it's the last thing I do!
Meanwhile.
Mark sat in his Room as he gazed at the Picture, Lost in his thoughts, He didn't see Antauri coming into the Room.
Antauri: Minnie and Badger have a called a Briefing.
He then noticed the Picture.
Mark: I still think about her Antauri, I still see her sometimes too… In my head, I sometimes hear her voice… I even look at her kids and I still see her younger self.
Antauri: ...You had a lost love didn't you?
Mark: You could say… Wait What?
Antauri: You say you saw her Children as your Ex girlfriend?
Mark: Ex Girl- No! Lily! I'm talking about my Sister, do you even see the Picture?!
Antauri: Yeah, I was just messing with you.
Mark growled.
Mark: Ever since Jargafar got her and Henry, Harrold and I have been trying all we can to keep her kids safe. And so far they've managed to Piss off Several Megalomaniacs and Jargafar himself!
Antauri: Well they've made plenty of Remarkable friends as much as they've made Enemies, Mostly in Dib, Vana, Stan, Kyle, Kenny and Eric so it's safe to say they've done well themselves.
Mark: I guess, I didn't really know what I was thinking when I brought Dipper into the Watch, I guess… I just saw a bit of Lily in him, With his Father's Uncle missing at Sea,The Safest course of Action would be to Separate them both so Jargafar wouldn't get them Both… Oh where am I going with this?
Antauri sat beside Mark.
Antauri: You can't keep sheltering them forever, They've already pretty much gotten out of Several situations themselves.
Mark: Hm, They have, So what were you saying before? Minnie and Badger were expecting us?
Mark and Antauri made their way to a Large tent big enough for a whole assembly, Where Jack, Mac, The Monkey team Sokka, Katara, Aang, Dib, Vana and the others at the front of the Room Wer Badger and Minnie Mouse.
Minnie: Everyone, Everyone! If we have your attention.
Badger: As you've heard lately A discovery was made some time ago, By a little boy in our town… Here is someone who Apparently inquires on this matter, And has come to us with some related matter.
A man stepped up to the Center, He had brown hair, and a Gray shaven beard in addition, He wore a Black suit and Red glasses.
Lenard Maltin: Hello Everybody, I come to you for help, Is there a Mark Testaburger here?
Mark rose up.
Mark: That would be me.
Sokka: Hey Aren't you that Movie critic I saw on TV once?
Maltin: Leonard Maltin yes.
There was a flurry of Murmuring at one.
Eric: Wow, The Lenard Maltin here?
Trever: This is the coolest thing since Tacos.
Maltin: Is the Avatar with you?
Aang came up.
Aang: You can call me Aang.
Maltin: I know your true Name Avatar, There's little time for Proper Introductions or Pleasantries, Have either you or Lieutenant Testaburger here sean Barbara Streisand?
Mark: Barbara Streisand? The Barbara Streisand?
Maltin: Have you seen her?!
Mark: N-no.
Aang: I don't even know who that is.
Maltin: Thank god then I'm not too late.
Jack: Too late for what?
Maltin then pointed to Dib and Vana.
Maltin: You two! You were on the News report with those other kids, You have to tell me where they are!
Dib and Vana looked at each other.
Vana: You mean Dippers Sister and those other kids?
Meanwhile.
Cartman: You know that Pig of yours might very well get stolen by Kyle Mabel!
Kyle: I didn't steal anything!
Cartman: Dipper, Would you mind telling Kyle that I'm not speaking to him until he gives me my Triangle back?
Dipper: Come on…
Suddenly, Strong winds began swirling around them and the Sound of a Helicopter could be heard.
Cartman: What the Heck is that?
A pink Helicopter appeared from the Sky and Landed in front of the Kids, Out stepped a woman with a Black tank top, A pink necklace, Dark blue pants and Brown shoes, Her hair was messy and Dirty Blonde, A pale wide mouth with Lipstick and a Large nose and Doublechin.
Barbara Streisand: Who is the Little boy I saw on the News a week ago?
The kids all pointed at Kyle.
Streisand: Hello little boy, Do you know who I am?
Kyle: No.
Streisand: Oh, I bet you do
I'm going-!
The kids covered their ears!
Mabel: Ah! Stop it!
Streisand: Where there's lucky clovers in the-
Dipper: SHUT UP IT SUCKS!
Streisand nashed her teeth Angrily.
Streisand: I'm Barbara Streisand!
Stan: So?
Streisand: So?! I'm a very famous and very important individual.
Stan: Like John Elway important?
Streisand: What?
Stan: Do you know John Elway?
Streisand: No.
Mabel: So you're really famous and you don't know John Elway.
Streisand: Look that's besides the Point, I understand you found a Triangle around these parts.
Kyle: Yeah.
Streisand: Does it have a symbol of two snakes joined at the Middle.
Kyle: Uh yes.
Streisand: So where is the Triangle of Zinthar now?
Kyle: Triangle of What?
Dipper: So it doesn't make deals?
Streisand: I"m not talking to you! You gay assed Faggit!
Dipper was shocked.
Streisand then grabbed Kyle and held him up by his jacket.
Streisand: Where is the Triangle of Zinthar you little Brat!
Kyle screemed, Just then Officer Barbrady came over.
Barbrady: What seems to be the Problem here?
Streisand dropped Kyle.
Streisand: Problemo? There's no Problemo here Officer, I was just introducing myself to these Charming little kids.
Mabel: No sh wasn't! She was being a total bitch!
Barbrady: Kids shouldn't you be in school?
Dipper: It's Saturday dumbass.
Barbrady: No excuses! No move along!
The kids then walked off.
Streisand: Well?
Barbrady: Well what?
Streisand: You know who I am don't you?
Barbrady: Well you ain't fiona Apple, If you aint Fiona Apple then I don't give a rats ass.
Streisand screamed and marched Angrily away.
Barbrady: Oh what a bitch!
Meanwhile.
Leanard Maltin, Along with Mark, Jack, Mac, Dib, Vana, Aang, Katara, Sokka, Brian and Stewie arrived at Kyle's house and talked with Kyle's Father.
Gerald: Look I'm sorry but my son's not here right now, Try Randy's house.
Gerald then closed the door.
Maltin: Damn it! We need to keep looking!
Katara: Okay seriously what is this all about?
Stewie: Yeah why are you so obsessed with Barbara Streisand?
Maltin: If she saw the same news report I did, Those kids are in grave danger.
Sokka: Oh c'mon He's already got like… Three or Four Faction leaders pissed at him, Now some Irrelevant Actress?
Maltin: Barbara Streisand is a Singer not an Actress and if any of you were her where would you be?
Brian: Tom's Rhinoplasty?
Mac: Eating at Friendlies?
Vana: Getting Blockbuster?
Maltin: No! No! Where would she be staying?
Jack: We'll theres word she has a condo around here… Somewhere in the Mountains.
Meanwhile.
Streisand stared down from the Balcony of her Condo… Tapping her fingers on the railing.
Streisand: He has it Milo… That little bastard has the Triangle.
The man behind her walked up.
Milo: Are you certain Ma'am?
Streisand: I'm sure, He knew about the Symbol of crulock!
Milo: Then why don't we go get it.
Streisand: One of his Friends is the kid who defeated Scratch Ironclaw, His uncles a freedom watch Lieutenant, I can't have them on my back, Not when I'm this close, Everything must be handled very carefully.
She went to a bookcase and pulled a book back, Pressed a red button and the bookshelf turned around to reveal a Podium with another Triangle on it.
Streisand: How long has it bean Milo? Thirty Forty? For so long I have waited to find the other Triangle, And now I am so close, The faction leaders can slaughter and blast each other for all I care, the dawn of Zinthar is close at hand! HA HA HA HA HA HA!
Meanwhile.
That Night, Kyle was asleep in his bed Unaware of the sound of a blowtorch cutting a hole through his ceiling, A rope dropped down to the floor, Cartman slipped down the rope, Dressed all in black and a black mask, He observed the room and saw the Triangle on Kyle's dresser Quietly he crept towards it and was about to Grab it when the door opened and Ike came in.
Ike: Kokershane!
Cartman was startled and knocked over A picture of Kyle and his Elephant! Kyle woke up.
Kyle: Cartman?
Cartman took his mask off.
Cartman: Oh great you happy Ike you scared the crap out of me!
Kyle: What the hell are you even doing?
Cartman: I'm trying to my triang- Wait a minute I'm not talking to you, Ike would you tell Kyle I want my triangle back?
Ike: Totalbed.
Kyle: It's my triangle!
Ike: Coccomutter.
Cartman: Well you can tell Kyle that he's a dirty goddamn son of a bitch!
Kyle: Alright! Alright!
Kyle got out of bed and handed Cartman the triangle.
Kyle: If it means that much to you take it!
Cartman: Huh?
Kyle: If it will get you out of my Room, Then take the damn thing!
Cartman was surprised, then he smiled and laughed!
Cartman: Ah sweet I got the Triangle!
And he left Kyle's room laughing!
Cartman: I got the Triangle I got the Triangle!
He walked right past Sheila and ran out the Door.
Sheila: Kyle why was one of your friends breaking in?
Kyle: Don't ask mom.
Meanwhile.
Appa soured through the air, Carrying Mark and the others as they listened to Maltins rambling.
Maltin: Are any of you sure Barbara Streisand has a condo up here?
Mac: It was just a rumor.
Sokka: Yeah lots of big celebrities have mountain Condos.
Maltin: Then we got to keep looking.
Suddenly Appa descended to Earth and Landed on the Ground.
Maltin: What the? Why Aren't we-?!
Mark: I told Aang to land us! And we won't ascend again until you tell us what this is all about!
Maltin: Haven't any of you wondered about the Insanity Barbara Streisand Exhibits?
The Group looked at each other and thought.
Katara: Not really, Although My Gran Gran told me she was a bitch-
Maltin: More than a Bitch Child! She's a calculating Self Centered egotistical bitch! She was born in a small town, Her mother was a Jackal and her Father was an insurance salesman.
Brian: What you mean like… Satan?
Maltin: When she was five, She knew she wanted to be a famous singer, But By 12, The First Stage of the Heroes v Disney vs Non Disney Villains war broke out and it inspired her to be a Villain and Rule the Universe, She original tried to claim the Chaos Emeralds, But than learned of a Equally Powerful Diamond, The Diamond of Pentas.
Aang: The Diamond of Pentas?
Vana: I thought that was a myth.
Maltin: No It's real, the Keepers of Pentas learned of this Insane Girls wish! The diamond was split up and Buried at Opposite ends of the world, But then during the Shooting of My fair lady, Barbara Steisand found one of the Triangles!
Dib: And the other Triangle is the one that Kyle kid has?
Maltin: Yes, If Babs gets a hold of that Other Triangle she will fulfill her goals and become a being far more Dangerous than the Faction leaders will ever be, Mecha-Streisand!
The group collectively gasped Stupidly.
Mac: Mecha… Streisand.
Stewie: What does that evan mean?
Aang: I don't know but it sounds worse than the Fire Nation, The Horned King or Jargafar themselves.
Mark: Then we need to get to Kyle.
Katara: Before Streisand does.
Meanwhile.
The kids were once again at the Bus stop, Listening to Cartman's Bragging.
Cartman: Hmm… I wonder what I should do with My Triangle? Now that it is, My Triangle?
Kyle: I gave it to you so you would shut up!
Suddenly a Giant Metal cage Dropped on them and was picked up by the same Pink Helicopter from yesterday!
Mabel: What the Hell!?
Milo: I have the Targets Madam.
Streisand: Bring them back here.
The Copter flew away with the Kids Screaming in Horror.
Later.
The Kids were Chained to a Wall in Streisands Closet, Or In Cartmans case tied to a Torture Device.
Streisand: You have done well Milo, Soon the Triangle will be mine, And I will be the Biggest, Most Famous, Most Powerful being in all the Lands!
Cartman: Let me go! Please!
Stan: Yeah let us go!
Streisand: You fools have no Idea of the Powers your Messing with, I'll teach you to meddle with my Triangle!
She then pulled on a lever, And the Ropes holding Cartman began to Pull at opposite ends.
Cartman: Agh! It's not my Triangle! It's Kyle's!
Kyle: Hey! Don't pass it back on me Fat ass!
Streisand: Where is the Triangle of Zinthar!
Cartman: I don't remember!
Streisand: Maybe this will help jog your memory.
Mabel: No don't!
Streisand: This is please!
No an old!
Cartman Screamed!
Streisand: Now do you Remember?
Cartman: Agh, Damn Your Black heart Barbara Streisand!
Dipper: Let us go Please!
Streisand: Alright! You asked for it!
She began to sing again!
Streisand: I'm gonna tell you now!
Kids: NOOOOOO!
Meanwhile.
Aang: I don't know Maybe Barbara Streisand doesn't have a place here after all.
Maltin: Damn, It looks like we'll have to go to Plan B.
Katara: There's a plan B?
Stewie: Why the Deuce have we been flying around up here for?!
Maltin: Who among you have heard of the Band known as the Cure?
Jack: Oh common! The Cure is involved with this Bullshit?!
Maltin: No just the Lead singer.
Suddenly Maltin began to clutch his head and let out Pained groans.
Maltin: OH! OH!
Brain: Mr Maltin are you okay?
Maltin: It's Her… She's close… I can feel it… feel it yes I feel it I can sense her Evil…
Vana: Your Psychic?
Maltin: Shut up I can feel her! Yes… Her Evilness… Oh the Evilness… She has them… She has them… The Children… She has them… She has the Children! There in Trouble!
Mark: What? Dipper? Mabel? No!
Aang: Appa! YIP YIP!
Appa Roared and flew onward.
Maltin: Keep flying this way! Hurry!
Meanwhile.
Streisand: Happiness with you is like Heaven!
The Kids Screamed!
Cartman: Okay! Okay! I'll tell you where the triangle is! It's inside my Shoe!
Milo removed Cartman's shoe and retrieved the Triangle, giving it to Streisand.
Streisand: Finally! The Triangle is mine! After years upon years of waiting! I finally have the Triangle of Zinthar!
He picked up her Triangle and Joined the two together.
Streisand: Now the Diamond of Pantheos is complete!
The Diamond began spinning around in midair and Sparks flew from it, Streisand began speaking in Japanese as this Happened, It then Erupted in Beams of light! Shooting in All directions, One soon hit her and Streisand began to grow Taller, Her shape becoming more Metallic and Dinosaur-like as she grew.
The Roof of her Condo burst open with her as she became a Giant Metallic Godzilla like Beast Her Armor with White and Grey, Her dark Blonde hair still remained around her head and she roared to the Heavens as she Stomped over the Mountains towards town.
Dipper: What the Hell did we just see?
Meanwhile.
In Town Wendy and her Friends were walking along giggling and Chattering Amongst themselves.
Bebe: And than, I said to Chloe, "You think she's got no class? Girl you got no Class."
Red: Wow, Talk about Burn.
Annie: I don't even know what we're talking about.
Wendy: Hmm, Makes me wonder where Stan, Dipper and Mabel have bean.
Suddenly a shadow swept over them and a Great roar was heard, The four Girls looked up to See Mecha Streisand descend upon the Town.
Wendy: Jesus Christ what is that?!
Mecha Streisand began stomping on Buildings picking up and Throwing away Cars and Roaring.
Bar-bura, Bar-bura,
kirai no hito.
Bar-bura, Bar-bura,
anata no hi.
From her Office, Mayor McDaniels starred in Absolute Horror.
Aide: Uh, Mayor Barbara Streisand is-
Mayor McDaniels: I noticed! Get the Watch!
The aide left to obey.
Mayor McDaniels: We'll get you Barbara Streisand you bitch, And to think I actually watched your HBO special.
Meanwhile.
Lenard maltin and the Others arrived at the Destroyed Condo.
Mark: Dipper! Mabel!
Dipper and Mabel: Uncle Mark!
Before any of them could reach the kids, Milo appeared in front of them.
Milo: My mistress cannot be stopped!
Jack drew his sword and Sliced the Butler down.
Maltin: Oh no! She's already joined the Triangles!
Cartman: Yes! She stole my Triangle!
Stan: Get us down from here!
Mark and Sokka drew their blades and cut the Kids down one by one.
Mark: Are you kids alright.
Dipper: Yeah, We're fine… Mostly.
Maltin: We've got to go after Streisand, One of you must call Robert Smith of the cure, This is his Number.
Stan: Robert smith? Cool!
Vana took the phone and Dialed Robert Smith's number as the group got on Appa.
Robert Smith: Hello?
Vana: Hello are you Robert Smith?
Robert Smith: That's me.
Vana: EEE! Uh, Ahem I mean good Good, That's good, Uh Lenard Maltin told me to call you.
Robert Smith: Why? Did Barbara Streisand find the other Triangle.
Vana: … Uh… Yeah.
Meanwhile.
Back in town, The Freedom watch mobilized against Mecha-Streisand, Their ground forces had Prepared Cannons and Rocket launchers and Aimed them at Streisand.
Tiara: Alright boys! Give her Everything you got!
The Cannons Fired but they Barely scratched her, Than several green Bi-planes zoomed in towards Streisand followed by Jimbo and Ned in a Helicopter they Fired Proton torpedoes and Bullets at Streisand but they did little Damage either, Jimbo and Ned circled Streisand's head.
Jimbo: Get her around the side Ned! I can't get a shot in from here!
Ned Piloted the Copter towards Streisand and came directly between her eyes!
Ned: AHHH! AHHHH! I'm scared!
Jimbo fired a Bazooka at Streisand and "Surprise Surprise!" No damage!
Bar-bura, Bar-bura,
Ugoina chichi da.
Streisand knocked the Helicopter Out of the Sky and it fell to Earth.
Tiara: Damn it! Everything we have has no effect!
Larry: What do we do?!
Suddenly, Sheila came right up to Streisand out of Nowhere.
Sheila: Oh my God It is you! Oh I am such a huge fan Mrs Streisand! I never thought I'd live to see you in person!
Streisand noticed.
Sheila: I hate to ask this, But could I have an Autograph my Sister would die!
Randy: Are you insane! She's destroying our town!
Sheila: Well still-
Streisand suddenly punted Sheila away and sent her flying off screen.
Sheila: AAHHHHH! (Crash!) Ow…
Soon, Dipper and the other arrived on Appa.
Maltin: Dear god We must stop her!
Vana: But how?!
Jack: Wait Hold on a sec!
Jack pulled his phone out.
Jack: Monkey team! Come in! This is Sergeant Jack! Where are you?!
Chiro: We're on our way just hold Streisand till we're there!
Meanwhile.
Chiro, Sparkx, Nova, Otto, Gibson and Antauri Ascended up the Elevators to their cockpits, The Super Robot began to power up as they reached them and Strapped in.
Nova: Foot Crusher Cruiser six! GO!
Otto: Foot Crusher Cruiser Five GO!
Gibson: Fist Rocket four! GO!
Sparkx: Fist Rocket Three! GO!
Antauri: Brain Scrambler Pilot Two! GO!
Chiro: Torso Tank Driver one! GO!
As they said this, The lift off Pad began to Light up!
Chiro: Super!
Sparx: Robot!
Antauri: Monkey!
Nova: Team!
Gibson: Hyper!
Otto: Force!
SRMTHF: GO!
The feet clamps unlock and the Super Robot Advanced Forward to face Barbara Streisand!
Antauri: Target Directly ahead!
The robot Stopped in front of Streisand just as She was Ravaging the town.
Super Robot!
Super Robot!
Chiro: Barbara Streisand, You are charged with Wanton destruction and being A "total Bitch." Please don't ask why I said that it was in the Script, Surrender now!
Streisand roared and Clanked her claws together.
Chiro: Very well, Mrs Streisand you asked for it!
Super Robot Monkey Team Hyper force GO!
Nuga nana Nini, They oh Shaga go Trow.
Super Robot Monkey team HyperForce GO!
No Ta! No Sa No Fu!
Randy: Uh… Are you sure those are the Lyrics?
The two Giant Anontoms engage in Combat! Streisand whipped her tail at the Robots Feet, Temporarily knocking it to the Ground, It got back up and Punched her, She recomposed herself and Rammed into the Robot, But it caught her and Pushed back against her weight! Shoving her off him, Streisand grabbed a building and threw it at the Robot, The Robot Backhanded it to pieces, Debris flew everywhere
Chef: Look out Everybody!
The Group scattered about to avoid the Rubble, Katara wasn't quick enough and was struck on the head with a stray brick, Knocking her Unconscious.
Sokka: Katara!
Streisand kicked the Robot in his Groin and Punched him, Sending it to one knee.
Antauri: Chiro What are your orders?
Chiro: Okay Okay! Nova contact all Available officers, Tell them to-! Wait what is that?
Out of the Blue A burst of Light came out, Aang had suddenly gone into the Avatar state and his sights were set on Streisand.
Dib: He's pissed.
Avatar! Avatar!
Tae kuin New Om Ne Fi!
Avatar! Avatar!
Sharon: Is that really Necessary?
Aang conjured a Strong storm of wind a hurled it at Mecha-Streisand, Disrupting her balance, He than used the wind to lift debris which he chucked at her with, Streisand managed to absorb the Blows and Managed to Grab at Aang, Chucking him at the Super Robot as it got back up, The Impact surprisingly caught it off guard and sent both crashing to the Ground… Somehow, With a boy his size managing to knock down God knows how many tons of Metal, But Hey anythings possible if you're the Avatar Right? RIGHT?!
Dib: I think the Narrator suffered a mental Breakdown just now.
NO I DID NO- Oh wait, where was I oh yes, Just at that Moment, Who should Arrive but none other than… Robert Smith of the Cure!
Robert Smith: Am I too late?
Maltin: Robert! Wish you could have come sooner.
Stan: Dude!
Vana: Oh my god… It's HIM!
Mabel: Dear god Yes!
Mac: Robert Smith!
Robert Smith: Yup, That's me, I'll handle Streisand.
Brian: You can Try Mr Smith, But that Bitch just kicked our Super Robot and the Avatars Asses.
Robert Smith: I have to try, I can't let Barbara Streisand destroy the world.
He then handed a Walkie Talkie to Dipper and Mabel.
Robert Smith: You hold this, You can help me fight her.
Dipper: You fight her? HOW?!
Robert Smith: Just watch me.
Robert Smith then walked over to a clearing out of town and Began to Spin around like Wonder Woman, He then began to Transform into something Resembling a Moth.
Robert Smith, Robert Smith!
Nagashi Rab bi Robert Smith!
Robert Smith rose up Behind Streisand, Catching her by surprise with a Super sonic Scream that Shattered Windows! Streisand Retaliated with a Roar that Did the same thing and made Robert Smith cover his Ears, On the Ground Jack just came back with Aang.
Sokka: Aang!
Aang: Robert Smith… Tell him Streisand's weak point is the Nose.
Dipper: Robert Smith! Hit her in the Nose!
Robert Smith received this and Aimed his Fist at Streisand who Jabbed at him with a Pylon, Robert Smith's fist Shot out at her Nose and knocked the Diamond of Pantheos out, It landed right next to Stan's feet somehow.
Stan: The Diamond of Pantheos! She must be Powerless now!
Dipper: Quickly Robert Smith! She's powerless!
Flapping his Wings and Screeching, Robert Smith Punched Streisand and Grabbed her Tail!
Robert Smith! Robert Smith!
Randy pulled out a Gun and Shot the Chinese Singer.
Randy: God he was getting annoying!
Robert Smith Spun Streisand around by her Tail and Launched her Straight into the Air, She than Ended up in outer Space!
By that Time the Super Robot had Recovered and was back on his feet.
Chiro: This is it team, ARM ROCKETS FIRE!
The Robot Spread his Arms and Fired Several Missiles at Streisand they zoomed into Space and Blew her to Pieces!
Down below, The Town Cheered.
Dipper: We did it!
Mabel: No more Barbara Streisand!
Dib: All thanks to Robert Smith!
Katara Slowly woke up in Jack's lap.
Katara: Uh… What happened?
Sokka: Robert Smith Happened.
Robert Smith then came over to the Group.
Robert Smith: Thanks for the Help folks, Can I have My Walkie Talkie now?
Cartman Suddenly snatched it From Dipper.
Cartman: No way, You gave it to us It's mine now!
Dipper: Hey!
Robert Smith: Alright then, I'll Roshambo you for it, Ready?
Cartman: What?
Robert Smith then Kicked Cartman in the Balls and he fell down Clutching them.
Cartman: AH!
Pip: Ha! Serves you right Fat ass!
Robert Smith than Picked up his Walkie and walked off over the Mountains and Into the Sunset.
Dipper: Goodbye Robert Smith! Thanks for your Help!
Dib: Visit us Again!
Mabel: Disintegration is the Best Album Ever!
Vana: CALL ME!
Later.
Dipper, Mabel, Stan, Kyle, Kenny, Cartman and Chiro were at Kyle's house.
Kenny: (So what do we do with the Two Triangles?)
Dipper: We get rid of them, No one should have the Kind of Power Barbara Streisand wanted.
He then took the Triangles and threw them in the Trash.
Chiro: Thank god for that, Who knows if the Villain Factions find out about them.
Mabel: When did you start Hanging out with us?
Chiro: What? I'm not allowed to Hang with other kids?
Dipper: I barely even know you.
Chiro: I just saved your Lives!
They walked outside as they Argued.
Kyle: You know, I've learned something today, I've learned that Most people who want Power, Do whatever they need to get and Most of the Time, End up dead.
Dipper: Kinda blunt and Obvious.
Cartman: Yeah, And I learned something too, Robert Smith kicks ass!
Mabel: You better believe it.
Suddenly a great Rumbling was heard that shook the Earth.
Kenny: (What the Crap was that?)
Stan: Oh my God Look!
From behind Kyle's House, Stomped a Giant Ike!
Kyle: Oh my God Ike!
Dipper chuckled.
Dipper: Maybe, I shouldn't have just dumped it in the Trash…
Chiro: You think?!
Meanwhile.
Grimhilde smirked triumphantly at the Carcothacus in front of her, then turned her Attention to Richard the Warlock and Tzekel-Khan.
Grimhilde: You have done well, My servants, And what of the Means to open it?
Tzekel-Khan: Ah, Those should be along any moment now.
From behind the Door, Two large Figures bumbled in, Both Dinosaurs like, But one was Larger was Female and wore Two shades of Blue and the Other was Shorter, Male and Orange.
Rhoga: Uh your Majesty, We have Retrieved the Artifact as you wished.
She then elbowed Her Companion Thudd.
Thudd: Huh? Oh yeah, Here you go!
Thudd than Handed a Dark glowing Red Gem to the Evil Queen.
Grimhilde: Ah yes… And now.
Grimhilde Knelt down and Placed the Gem at the Feet of the Carcothacus, Red veins crept up it and to a Large circular lock which Spun around it's Combination before continuing up to the Head which exploded in Red light and Opened!
Out of the Tomb a large Figure emerged It's armor Retracting into itself to Reveal a Man.
Grimhilde: Ah Excellent, Welcome to my Alliance… Ogthar.
Oh My… A new Ally for Grimhilde? My god… What about the Other Villains Factions? What have their Moves bean?
Find out in Tie in Adventures for the Crossover Legends universe and Future Installments In Crossover Legends Season 2!
Until Next time!