Episode 30.
Love not Danger.
(Gravity falls intro plays.)
(Dipper, Mark, Dib, Vana, Jack, Mac, Aang, Sokka, Kitty, Trever, Eric, Momo and Appa brave the Mountain snowstorms, As they make it out they come to what lies before them.)
(Wendy Testaburger looks behind her and waves as the scene pans out to reveal South park.)
(Dipper is Dragged away from the Group and embraces Mabel, then both get scooped up in Randy's arms.)
(Dib and Vana show Mark and Jack a large footprint inside a bigger footprint, Scenes show the school and Forests of Crossover town.)
Dipper and Mabel.
Brian and Stewie.
Stan Kyle Kenny and Cartman.
Wendy Testaburger.
Chef, Mr Garrison and Randy marsh.
(Dipper, Mabel and the Marsh family sit around a campfire, While the shape of a snake head lurks in the shadows.)
(Scenes of Dr Eggman, Tak, Cluny the Scourge and the Horned King appear, Along with Lord Jargafar removing his hood in the shadows.)
(Several scenes with different Characters appear.)
Crossover legends.
Mark lay in his bed as he groaned to himself, As he did Jack came into the room and sighed.
Jack: Do I even need to guess?
Mark looked up at Jack and sighed as he sat up straight.
Mark: Keep him safe… That's what I promised… Keep them both safe, I did that by splitting them up so Jargafar couldn't find them both, I thought putting Dipper with me would do it, God what was I thinking, All it's done is get him Arrested by Dictators, Snatch by Spirits, Nearly killed by several other Villains! And Now he was just Possessed by a Shadow like a week ago!
He got up and Slammed a fist against the wall.
Mark: I'm failing her Jack… I'm failing her…
Jack stood up straight.
Jack: You put him in Military Organization, Taught him how to defend himself, And look how far he's come, Kept the Emerald well hidden, Found Aang, Evan saved us all from Hexxus.
Mark: Still let him get reeled in by Al Cur… Which, Actually… I honestly have no Idea if that was good or bad.
Jack: I'd say bad… If only Master Yen Sid was around then, He could have handled it, Or Any other of our Wizards.
Mark: Not the point Jack.
Jack: Sorry.
Mark sighed.
Mark: Maybe I should keep a closer eye on him, Who knows what He'll get into next, I'm surprised Mabel hasn't had this much trouble.
As if on Cue Mabel came into the Room with two different sweaters in her hand.
Mabel: Uncle Mark? Have you seen Dipper around?
Mark shot up straight.
Mark: He's not here?!
Mabel: No, I need him to help decide which sweeter works today, Googly eyes or Glitter Rainbows, I'm thinking-
Mark: WHERE IS HE!?
Mark shouted, suddenly cut off Mabel And Startled her.
Mabel: Uh, I think he said something about the carnival…
Jack: There's a carnival in town?
Mark: Get the guys!
Mark then rushed out of the room, Only to come back in.
Mark: Where are the guys?
Meanwhile, At some random funfair.
Dib: Wow… That was great!
He and Vana had just gotten off a Ferris wheel.
Vana: Yeah, I did not expect a Carnival to be in town.
Dib: Yeah kind of a good break from battling Villains.
Vana: Okay now that I prefer, Where's Dipper anyway?
Dib: I don't know, Ever since the Ult Al Cur thing he's actually been fine, Haven't seen much of him… Lately.
Vana looked at what Dib was staring at and immediately dow dropped, There was Dipper walking along and holding hands with a girl, She had Orange hair tied into large pigtails, A Brown and Tan checkered skirt, White leggings with black shoes, Who was… Holding Dipper's Hand!? At that Moment, Eric, Kitty and Trevor arrived.
Eric: Hey guys what's up?
Trevor: Is that Dipper with a girl?
Dipper heard Trevor and looked back, Seeing his Friends, (Dib and Vana.) He immediately let go of the Girl's hand.
Dipper: Oh uh, Hey… Guys, You guys cool?
Dib: Oh yeah, We're good, You seem fine.
Kitty chuckled.
Girl: Aren't you gonna introduce me to your friends Dipper?
Dipper: Uh… sure, Guys this is… Ashley…
Ashley: Jonathans, My name is Ashley Jonathans.
Trevor: Dipper's got a girlfriend!
Dipper: WHAT?! No I don't!
Eric and Trevor began dancing around Dipper and Ashley as they sang.
Eric and Trevor: Dipper and Ashley sitting in a tree-!
Dipper: I'm not actually! I just… I already!
Ashley: Hey, dipper It's fine, Just say we're-
Dipper: Going home! Yes! That's right, We're going home!
Dipper started in that direction when Ashley suddenly grabbed him.
Ashley: Hold it right there Dipper! You can't say we're going out when we're alone and than pretend we're not in front of my friends!
Dipper: We were going out?
Ashley: What do you mean we were going out? You were holding my Hand!
Dipper: ...I was lost.
Ashley: That's a lie!
Dipper: No it's not!
Ashley: Is too!
Dipper: Is not!
Ashley: Is too!
Dipper: Is not!
Ashley: Is too!
Dipper: Look I never said it was an Actual date!
Ashley gasped! Then shoved Dipper into a pool of Mud!
Ashley: We'll see who's not Actually dating you, jerk!
And she walked away grumbling.
Dib: Well… That escalated.
At that Moment, A Freedom watch drop ship landed in the Carnaval and Mark, Jack, Mac and Sokka burst out.
Mark: Get away from my nephew!
Dipper: Uncle Mark I wasn't in actual danger.
Mark: ...Oh.
The next day.
Mabel: So your friends know about Ashley now?
Dipper: Yeah, Evan Uncle Mark and the others! Soon the whole town gonna know!
Mabel: How's that bad?
Dipper sighed.
Dipper: Mabel, I'm gonna be honest, Ever since we lost everything I've been thrust into one crazy ordeal after another, Megalomaniacs, Ancient relics of power, Ancient kids of Power, More dark secrets about our Family! And I nearly got possessed! AGAIN!
Mabel: So your taking a break from the spotlight?
Dipper: Yes! And now everyones gonna be all over me again!
Mrs testaburger called.
Valorie: Dipper! There's someone at the door for you!
Dipper resisted the urge to scream and headed downstairs to the door.
Dipper: Ugh, What now! Cartman I swear if your here to-!
But it wasn't Cartman, But Ashley.
Dipper: Oh hey Ashley.
Ashley: Hi Dipper, Look I went off on you yesterday, So I wanted to make it up to you.
Mabel: Aww…
Ashley then handed out a Present with Purple and Red wrapping.
Ashley: With this gift!
Dipper took the present and unwrapped it, He looked at what was inside and took it out.
Dipper: Is this… A rack of handgrenades?
Ashley squirmed.
Ashley: Oh crap, That's not what I was gonna give you! Wiat here.
And she ran off, Three minutes later she came back with a Bottle of some kind of Orange beverage.
Dipper: Uh… what is that?
Ashley: Nothin, Just a little beverage for the two of us.
Dipper: What?
Ashley: Just let me come in.
Dipper: Why? So we can find a couple of cups.
Dipper and Ashley went into the kitchen and got out two glasses, Ashley opened the bottle and poured two cups of the liquid, Mabel went to get Wendy.
Dipper: Seriously what is this?
Ashley: A special juice, I bought it myself.
Dipper: From where?
Ashley: Don't worry about that just drink it with me will ya?
Dipper: Well I…
Ashley: Please Dipper?
Ashley fluttered her eyelashes.
Dipper: Well oh alright, Bottoms up.
Dipper then drank the Juice, Ashley just sat there and watched, Than pretended to drink the Juice when she saw Mabel come back with Wendy, But really she splashed it on a nearby plant and turned to Wendy.
Mabel: Wendy, You've got to meet Dippers new girlfriend!
Ashley: Oh Hello.
Wendy: HI I'm Wendy.
Ashley: Nice to meet you, Sorry we can't stay and chat but me and Dipper are going out soon, Aren't we Dipper.
Mabel and Wendy blinked, Dipper suddenly turned around, He looked like he'd bean brainwashed.
Dipper: Yes… Ashley?
Wendy: Wait? Right now?
Dipper: Totally…
Mabel and Wendy shrugged.
Mabel: Meh, Whatever.
Wendy: Fine by me.
And the two went upstairs, Leaving Dipper and Ashley alone.
Ashley: Come along sweetie…
Dipper: Where are we going?
Ashley: Somewhere nice and fun…
And with that, The two left the house.
Meanwhile.
Mark was in his room compiling a list of People who so far had it out for Dipper with Jack And Mac.
Mark: Okay so not counting minions like Redtooth Darkclaw and others We got, Eggman, Tak, Cluny, Zuko, Frollo, Grimhilde, Ratcliffe.
Mac: I'm pretty sure the former two are Dib and Vana's enemies.
Mark: Okay scratch them, Streisand's Dead, Haven't seen Damien mouse in a while...
At that Moment Mabel and Wendy came upstairs.
Mark: Oh girls, Could you help us with this with Gallery, Where's your Brother.
Wendy: He went out with Ashley.
Mac: Ashley? The girl from the Carnival?
Mabel: I know, I can't understand him anymore! He says he isn't looking for a Girlfriend, Than picks up Ashley, Than says he's not his Girlfriend then goes out with her after Drinking an Orange Drink.
Mac: What Orange drink?
Mabel: It wasn't Orange juice.
Jack paused.
Jack: And your saying he went out with her after drinking it?
Wendy: Yeah.
Mark: Must have been a Young love potion.
Mabel: A what?
Jack: A young love potion! It's like a love potion, But instead of the victim falling in love it brainwashes them to the Users will.
Wendy: What?
Mabel: How did she get this?!
Mac: Well it's a simple contraction really just a bit of…
Mark: When did you know about Potions?
Mac: You really think I'm all about Guns?
Jack: You better know, Because the bad news is as the Fluid spreads, The host will start falling in love for real, Until they become a twisted lovesick form of what they once were.
Mark, Mable and Wnedy were horrified! The quickly ran out the House screaming! Jack and Mac came after them!
Jack: Wait a minute! We don't know where Dipper actually is!
Mac pulled out his phone, And saw a Text from Dipper.
Mac: "Hey guys going to Buca de Faggoncini with my Gal, Dipper." He's at Buca de Faggoncini!
Jack suddenly grabbed Him and pulled him along.
Jack: Wait for us!
Meanwhile.
At the As for mention Restaurant, Ashley and Dipper were sitting at their table talking.
Ashley: So Dipper, Just wanted to say it was nice of you to bring me here. Well it was my Idea but hey, What are you gonna do?
Dipper: Yeah… What…?
At that Moment the waiter came with their Dinner.
Waiter: You're Dinner, Misnomer!
Ashley: Why thank- Wait, Isn't this an Italian restaurant?
Waiter: ...No.
And he walked off.
DIpper: So… what were we… Talking about…?
Ashley: I think it was about our families?
Dipper: What about… Your Parents…?
Ashley: Oh it's just me and them… They aren't around much.
Dipper: You're lucky… Mine are gone…
Ashley looked sympathetically at Dipper.
Ashley: Yeah I heard, It must be hard for you… To be without your Parents… Without your dad… Without that… Dad of yours… Henry was it?...
Ashley's tone grew Dark as she spoke, Her face looking bitter, It quickly went back to normal.
Ashley: I'm sorry, It probably bothers you.
Dipper: No… Thank you…
Suddenly, Mark, Mac, Jack, Mabel and Wendy burst in through the doors.
Mabel: There he is!
Suddenly the Curator stopped them.
Curator: I'm a Sorry, Do you have a Reservation a?
Mark just shoved him a side and led the others to Ashley and Dippers table.
Ashley: Crap what are they doing here?
Mark grabbed Dipper and took him out his seat.
Mark: Dipper we're going home.
Dipper: But I was…
Jack just got out a syringe full of Antidote.
Mabel: What the hell do you think you were doing to my Brother?
Ashley: Making him more Proactive?
Wendy: Listen you little…!
Suddenly, The waiter at Dipper and Ashley's table pulled out a gun! Along with a Janitor and waitress.
Waiter: Zis is a Hold up! Zis establishment will be ours!
Everyone screamed and got on the Ground! At that Moment the Chef and his assistants burst out of the Kitchen with Guns!
Mark: What the?!
Italian Chef: I a knew the French had a infiltrated us!
Wendy: What the Hell is going on here?!
French guy: Sachreblue! You Italian scum! Your Establishment shall ours!
He then fired at the Chef, Who jumped out of the way and took cover behind a table and fired a few rounds himself, Before long a Firefight broke out between Italians and French, Everyone screamed and ran out all Except, Dipper, Mabel, Mark, Wendy, Jack, Mac and Ashley who took cover under a table!
The firefight continued on, The Leader made his way to the chef, and Punched him, Only for the Chef to pick up a broken table leg and smack him with it, The Leader recovered and pulled out a knife, The chef quickly jabbed at him with the Legs broken end, Killing the leader.
By then the Fighting was over, The Italians had won, With the French infiltrators dead or Injured, Jack had injected an Antidote for the Young love potion during the fight.
Ashley: What the Fuck jsut happened?!
Later.
After 911 was called and everyone cleared out, Dipper, Ashley and the others talked with Srgt Yates.
Srgt Yates: Well folks you're lucky to have gotten out of there, French/Italian turf wars are nasty things to walk into.
Mac: No shit…
Dipper rubbed his neck where he was injected.
Dipper: I don't even know what was going on…
Mabel: Dipper, Ashley brain-
Ashley suddenly interrupted.
Ashley: Say Dipper, Sorry about this Craziness, Why don't we go… get some ice cream?
Dipper: Okay.
And with that, dipper and Ashley walked off, Leaving Mabel And the others even more Speechless.
Wendy: Should we keep an eye on her?
Mark: Definitely.
Then Aang and Katara showed up.
Katara: Hey guys we're out.
Aang: ...Did we miss something?
Meanwhile.
All seemed peaceful in the Gnome forest of Gravity falls, The day had just began and Gnomes were making their Daily scavenging through the Forest, One Gnome suddenly heard a noise like an Explosion he followed the sound, Suddenly starting to hear screaming and roaring coming from the town he started running towards it and stopped at the forest's edge to find Gravity Falls, Being Pillaged and Plundered!
Wow, Now this was a Story, What did you think? If you don't like Ashley trust me there's more to her than meets the eye, and Looks like Jargafars gone and attacked Gravity Falls, How will Dipper and Mabel react to this? Stay tuned for future Episodes and Don't forget to look at my Other stories in the meantime more updates for them on the way.
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