Enjoy this odd little piece, I adapted into a Novel-like format. I added some new things as well.
By the way, it's written by two people, me and a friend named Zephen, on Discord. Lol.
With love, Jason Deyin. :)
If you can share this silly story, sure. Go ahead. :D
A woman is falling, opening her eyes, seeing this strange, new world. With her black and white wings, she flies up, soaring through these abstract cosmic skies, seeing all the strange objects that are planet size. She floats down to one of these black, smooth surfaces. As she slowly descends, her long gray hair flows, eyes black and white with orange slits gaze upon the land... As she steps on the black object, she sighs... Looking forward, watching the sky. Taking it all in her soul... Reimu... I know you're here, along with your friends... -She walks forward, looking distraught, like her heart has been ripped out. Wishing... Life would've been so simple, deep down. As she marches, a light flashed upon the distance. Quickly turning her head, her eyes widen; shocked. The heck is that? -The light hits her, gasping... Teleported somewhere else.
After a while, Giant robots, off in the distance roll up, seeing some destruction. Staring at the destruction, Storm Weaver caused, one of the robot snickers and walks side by side to another. Such a shame we couldn't show up to that. It would've been fun to participate, my lord. -The weak looking robot says to the more, aggressive looking one. Hmph. I don't care, Starscream. All I know is that there was something odd that came from that place. -Megatron looks on, not knowing what that power was. I need to know what that was. -Megatron transforms into a jet, finding that power. Starscream looks at a fleet of massive robots, screaming. Decepticons! MOBILIZE! It is time! -As Starscream transforms and takes off, all the Decepticons march out, following their leaders, ready to fight a war. Megatron in his thoughts... Wondering...
I will know that power that rivals the All Spark. -He chuckles, as so many Jets, tanks, and other mobile objects take off in the distance... Waiting for their next move. On a mountain... A hedgehog chuckles. Sonic, that dimwitted turd, always showing off... This time will be different. -The hedgehog runs off in a green blur... A man with long white hair and a large katana, flying with one wing. Staring off into the distance. Seems this new world will be a part of me... -His flat, monotone voice, seeing what he can do within these new landscapes... He thinks about someone... Where are you... Cloud... -The one winged man pondering... 3 red spots in the sky, as a black spiraling vortex, surrounds these 3 lights. I cannot believe I'm alive, again... -The being says to itself... It chuckles, sinisterly... Like I said, Dante... I will return. And will rule the world. -Mundus, the original Demon King of Hell, is ready to kill its enemy...
Inside the Remote Sub-Space.
Someone is resting on the ground, snoozing away as both his friend and him land. KAKAROT! -His friend yells, he wakes up from his dream. WAA! Vegeta! What's going on!? -Vegeta gritting his teeth. Get up, you idiot, we have to find some way to get out of here! -Goku blinks a little. Oh, right... -Getting up, they both look around. Confused to what's going on, why are they in this weird world a soft and smooth surface and a sky that's like on Earth. It makes no sense. Where the hell are we? -Vegeta trying to grasp what is this world. I have no idea, looks it it spreads for miles. -Vegeta rolls his eyes, he flies up. Come on, let's get somewhere, a little faster. -Goku smiles and nods. Right, good idea. -They both fly off... Flying for a while, they soon see a group up ahead. Vegeta smirks. Well. What do we have here? -While walking, Agir sees the group more clearly, a rather odd cast of people.
She smirks a little, wondering if she can get something of them. Akagi and Kaga are relieved to see something that might not kill them. Remembering the shockwaves and continental destruction that the 12 and Storm Weaver caused, a while back. When the 3 meet up with them, they're greeted by Marisa. Yo, what is up. Seems they're new faces, starting to show up. -Marisa chuckles. Sonic waves at the new people. Sup, I'm Sonic. Sonic the Hedgehog. -Kaga scratches her head, confused yet in awe. Nice to meet you, I'm Kaga, this is my sister, Akagi, and our ally, Agir. It's a pleasure to meet you. -Kaga nervous, yet her speech is calm as usual with her. Sonic nods. That's cool. Why not stay with us. You gals are confused about what's going on, but don't worry. I know what to do. -Akagi tilts her head. Really? -Marisa nods, grinning away. Pretty sure, he knows what's up. Trust us. -Akagi, Agir, and Kaga are unsure, but they seem friendly.
So... They at least they give them a try. Niko is still on the ground. Ah… My head dizzy... -They're seeing swirling vortexes, confused still to what happened. After a while of some rest, a minute or two, Sonic sits down, relaxing a bit. Sighing, as he looks at everyone. Don't worry, everyone... We can all rest now... -Koishi falls on the soft ground that's still a bed, snickering. Utsuho looks around, confused to this world. Ok, now where are we again? -Shadow looks at Utsuho. We're in the Remote's space, that Tails installed before coming in this space. It's a safe place, for now. -Shadow says to her... He soon thinks in his mind, not knowing if Sonic has the switch turned on to keep all bad people from entering. As he these thoughts flow, Sonic's super form runs out.
AH!? -Sonic seeing this, the Chaos Emeralds depart and fly off in the Remote's space. Dang it... -Sonic trying to run towards one of them, but it's too late. They're gone. Well, that can't be good. -Reimu thinking, worried if that might be a problem in the future. Ah, don't worry, Shadow. They're at least in here in this world. So, no bad guys can get their hands on them. -Shadow narrows his eyes, shaking his head. Facepalming at Sonic's carefree attitude right now, about it. Vergil pulls out Yamato and points it at all of them with one hand, ready to cut any of them down with a swing. Sonic and Shadow see Vergil's intent, ready to deal with him. Tell me, animal. Where am I? -Vergil scowls at Sonic, glaring at the Blue Blur. Sonic glares back. I said, you're in the Remote's space. If you have better ears, listen, next time. -Vergil scoffs. Like I listen to a rat, of all things. If I am here in this world. Send me out. -Shadow scowls at Vergil, annoyed with his attitude.
Listen, if you want to leave this cyber world, you better listen to us, fool. -Jin rolls his eyes, agreeing with Vergil. Ha! The man is right, why should I listen to you, animals? I have a hard time listening to my stupid brother, let alone at some rat. This is a joke. -Ragna narrows his eyes, gritting his teeth. You're both idiots. You didn't have to help us during all that shit. That giant ass thing attacked us and you dickheads helped! So cut the bullshit out, dumbasses. -Jin laughs a little. Please. We just had a common goal, silly little brother. I will not listen and obey rats of all things. Nor, you. -Shadow facepalms to both Jin and Vergil's stupidity. We know what we're doing, unlike you two, that're just power hungry buffoons, way over in their heads. -Vergil gets very angry at that. Don't temp me, rodent. Or I will kill you. -Ragna rolls his eyes, can't stand Vergil's bullshit.
I rather trust a rodent than some jackass, like yourself. -Vergil chuckles, finding that amusing. I don't care what your opinion is, on the topic. A Dante-lookalike, like yourself, deserves to keep their mouth shut. So get lost, fool. -Ragna ready to cut down Vergil. Noel puts her hand on Ragna's shoulder, not wanting him to fight Vergil. Ragna, he's not worth it, nor Jin. Just let it go. -Dante looks at Ragna, taken aback a little by his appearance. Seeing Noel's body language, he partakes and deals with his brother. Hey. At least, we have a common goal. If these two hedgehogs know what they're doing. I don't mind following them. After all, you followed me. -Dante mocking Vergil, in Hell, they fought the tree root with all those demons around. Reminding him of that, Vergil glares, can't stand Dante.
Shut up, Dante. You were following my command, not yours. -Dante chuckles. Come on, Verg, cut the crap and try, at least, not be a dick. Okay? Man. Always a doofus. -Vergil growls at Dante, wanting to kill him. I said, don't temp me, fools. Otherwise, you'll be in bloody pieces. -Dante chuckles, amused by Vergil's ignorance. Eddy scowls at Vergil. Whatever, you're fucking dick-brain, shithead! Sonic should've never let you enter this world! -Deadpool agrees, his head jumping up and down. That kid with the 3 strands, is right! You're fucking ass-brain! -Eddy nodding. Yeah, like the talking head said! Fucking stupid, motherfucker! -Vergil laughs a little. Saying that, makes me want to cut you fools down, even more. -Eddy and Deadpool ready to beat up Vergil. All of us here, will fuck your life up, along with your boyfriend over there! -Eddy yells. Aru scared for her life. You flipping idiot! Are you asking me to die!? -Aru thinking within her thoughts, really scared.
Vergil chuckles. Do you think 3 kids, two animals, 4 worthless men, 2 robots, 2 bugs, a peace-maker naive cat, and a bunch of useless women can beat me? -Odie barks at him, Garfield angry a little. That's not fair, where are we in that stuff, you said? -Garfield thinks about it, thankful. Perhaps, we shouldn't. -Kayoko narrows her eyes, giving Vergil a death stare. You know, you're a jackass, you know that? -Aru gets scared. ACK!? Kayoko! Stop! -Aru trying to calm things down. Kiana, Yae Sakura, and Mei are not impressed by Vergil's behavior, finding it sad. Agir crosses her arms in annoyance, Akagi and Kaga glare at Vergil. Whatever, we just got here... -Kaga doesn't like him, one bit.
Stelle speaks to Acheron. What's his problem? -Acheron softly smiles. Just some past trauma, I believe. Why else is his expressions are so angry. -Acheron not offended by Vergil, finding it a little interesting. Shogun scoffs a little, frowning, finding Vergil to be pretty annoying. Yet, Yae Miko smiles, amused by his behavior. Hornet ignores Vergil and Jin, writing them off as children with huge egos. Ghost rolls his eyes. Yeah, fuck you two, dipshits. -While they argue... Vegeta hears them and smiles away, while Goku is slightly confused to why they're acting that way. Hmph. What do we have here? -Goku and Vegeta land on the ground, Sonic and Shadow see the two, along with the others, Vergil and Jin raise their guard... A bunch of women and some men, along with animals. How uninteresting. -Vegeta mocks them. The others ignore Vegeta, finding him just a talker...
Haruka's scared, trying to find comfort, as Double D tries to be brave and stays by her side. Reimu rolls her eyes, Marisa smiles, ready for another fight towards Vergil. Wolverine and Ragna scowl, Shadow glaring away. I don't mind beating up two annoying dipshits. -Ragna says, ready to hurt Jin and Vergil. Dante tries to calm down the tension. Use Yamato. Just slice your way out of this space. If you're annoyed with all of us, just do that. -When hearing that, Vergil didn't think of that. Hmph. -Vergil closes his eyes... He tries to do such, yet it doesn't work. Vergil sighs, knowing in someway that wouldn't work, glaring at Shadow. Let me out of this place. Or all the people here, die. -Noel grits her teeth, angry at Vergil's irrationality. Vegeta scoffs, smirking away. Go ahead, albino man. I'll take that sword and crave you in two. -Vegeta ready for a fight, Vergil ignores Vegeta, just another loudmouth.
Shadow shakes his head, refusing to do so. Like I would fight you, again. -Shadow rolls his eyes, he sees Niko... Niko pleads to Shadow not to fight either of them... Deep down, he knew, so Shadow nods at Niko... You may be a difficult person. But, you're his brother. I won't do such a thing, even if I find you very annoying. -Vergil runs at Shadow with a full sprint. You're wasting my time! -Yelling in anger, charging at Shadow, everyone there is ready for a fight. Mei charging up lightning, Wolverine opening his claws, Reimu ready to destroy Vergil. Vegeta raises his power. Goku's scared, due to not knowing what their power might be. Wait, Vegeta! We don't know any of them! -Vergil was about to slice Shadow in half, but on the fly, Sonic, right away, clicks the remote's buttons.
Making Vergil weak, taking his energy away. UGH! -Eyes widen, Vergil falls to the ground. Everyone's surprised by that. Shadow dodges and punches Vergil in the face, by back-handing him, not killing him. AH! -Vergil gets sent flying, hitting into a rock. Jin narrows his eyes, annoyed by this. He zips at Sonic, ready to cut him down. Being faster, Sonic clicks a button. Taking away Jin's energy, just like that. UGH! WHAT THE!? -Sonic kicks Jin in the face, sending him flying into the ground. He coughs out some blood. Struggling to get up. Vegeta raises his eyebrow. Ha! You deserve that, shithead! -Ragna finding that funny, Noel narrows her eyes at him, finding that typical from Ragna. Sonic walks up to them and acts cool. Listen, pals, you don't know who I am. -Vergil and Jin glare at Sonic, wanting him dead.
I'm sorry if your egos are broken, but we need to work as a team. The only reason why you two stood a chance, in the first place. It was because we had to bump up your power levels. -Vergil growls. What do you mean? -Sonic stands tall above him. That Storm Weaver thing would've killed you guys, if Shadow and I were not helping. That's how we made it look effortless. -Jin eyes widen. You would've won, without us? -Sonic nods. This remote is handy. -Vergil growls at Sonic, wanting to cut him in half. Damn you! -Dante looks at Sonic, curious by that. Really? So that monster would've stomped most of us, if it weren't for you two. Damn. -Dante chuckles, not offended, but finds it funny. It must hurt Vergil's ego a lot. And what you saw is just a fraction of our power. Sonic can go into this blue-eyed, beyond Super Sonic form. As well as Hyper. -Shadow says, confidently, he charges up an attack... He sends them a rock.
Shattering into pieces. One of the rocks hit Aru in the face, she thought it would hurt, but they're like soft sponge-like material. Huh? -Aru remembers, Sonic made the ground soft as a bed and the rocks are like sponges. It occurs to her, chuckling a little. Shadow has these strange powers, like black liquid things that come off of him. It returns to Shadow. You two fools, better listen to us. -Shadow's eyes look powerful. Wolverine nods. They're right. If they can build a remote that, all of us enter an infinite reality with just a TV remote. You have to listen to them. -Hornet wonders. What makes you say that? -Wolverine raises an eyebrow at the bug, finding it odd to talk to a bug, but shrugs it off, remembering he talked to crazier things.
I may not know a lot, but I know someone that does all these types of reality, pocket spaces. Making all sorts of crazy things. His name is Tony Stark. -Shadow turns to Wolverine. These two are just as good as Tony. So please. I urge you all to listen to them. They know what they're doing. -Sonic smiles, giving Wolverine a thumbs up. Couldn't say any better, thanks pal. -Logan nods. Sonic looks at Vergil and Jin's pitiful state. Don't try me, you two. -Sonic sighs... Okay, everyone. You can all relax and do whatever. Shadow and I will plan what to do. Give a day. Enjoy this... -Sonic looks around. Empty void-like world. But make yourselves at... I don't know, like at a park or something. Heck, bond with each other, if you want. -Sonic traps Vergil and Jin in a cage. They growl at Sonic. DAMN RAT! -Vergil screams, Jin, angry at this. How dare he do this to him. Sonic chuckles and walks away. Agir chuckles, finding the two men so small.
Just think about what you two done. -Sonic snickers, as he walks with Shadow, planning what to do. Vegeta charges at both Sonic and Shadow, everyone turns their head at the sight, a little surprised. STOP IGNORING ME! -Vegeta roars. Sonic, without looking, traps Vegeta in a cage, along with Goku. Waa! Hey! -Goku's confused. Vegeta hits his head and gets swirls in his eyes... Damn it all... -Seeing this, Jin laughs at that, finding that funny, Vergil narrows his eyes at Vegeta. Wolverine sighs and sits by himself, resting himself from the pain that Vergil caused, a while back. Everyone else greets with one another, meeting one another, as Sonic and Shadow work. Goku whines. Hey, come on. I didn't do anything... -Looking defeated, Goku sits down and mopes.
So now what, Double D? -Eddy eyes widen, seeing Double D with that girl, both of them are hugging, scared yet finding comfort. HEY! What are you doing with that girl, sockhead!? -Double D gasps. Eddy!? -Haruka gasps as well, seeing him as well. Ah!? W-We weren't doing anything! -Haruka scared, he might get the wrong idea. Aru enters in, seeing them as well. Ah!? Haruka!? Why are you so close to him!? -Aru wonders from her fellow team member, Mutsuki and Ed enter, smiling away. Kayoko with a raised eyebrow, petting Garfield. Deadpool enters. Are they getting it on? Teenagers, am I right? -Wade's really confused, ready to cringe. No. -Garfield says to Deadpool, Odie barks in a confused way at Wade. Deadpool looks at Garfield, confused. No!? -Shocked by that, he's wrong.
Garfield's eyes widen, looking at Deadpool. Wait!? You can hear me!? -He's shocked by that, Kayoko nods, everyone also nod. Of course, we can hear you. -She says, Garfield is shocked by that. What!? How!? In my world, no one can hear me talk! -Kayoko giggles. Well, I can hear you. -She pets Garfield more, enjoying this cute, fat, orange cat. Garfield can't help but to smile, enjoying Kayoko, at first he thought she was some crazy girl. Now, he's starting to enjoy her embrace. Kayoko petting Garfield, loving this cat. Deadpool rolls his eyes in his eyes, wished a lady would rub his head. Either way, why are you with that boy, Haruka? You're so close to him. -Aru wondering, Haruka blushes more. Don't get the wrong idea, I'm just so scared... I don't like this, right now. -Haruka looks at Double D, looking down, feeling so scared. He feels as well as I do... So... -Aru sighs, shaking her head.
We don't even know them that well. Even if we did. -Aru puts her hand on Haruka's shoulder. They're from different worlds or whatever. Don't get too attached, now. -Eddy smirks, trying hard not to laugh, Ed cringes a little, is Double D really going to fall for a girl? Haruka shakes her head violently. I know, just don't assume things! -Double D felt a little sad by that, who's he kidding. Deep down, how could he get with someone. He sighs. Yeah, don't get the wrong idea, me and her are just at the moment, scared. Don't get it twisted. -Eddy frowns, thinking Double D could've been friend-zoned, Ed smiles, relieved by those words. Aru sighs in relief. That's good to know. -Kayoko scoffs a little. I'm not giving up this cat, Aru. -Mutsuki nods, enjoying Odie. Yeah, this puppy is so cute. Why would I give him up? -Aru tries to calm things down, a little. I mean, I understand animals. Just not... You know. -Mutsuki chuckles at Aru, probably knowing what it is.
What? Sensei got you all down for dating, just like some of the students back home? -Aru grits her teeth and shakes her head. Mutsuki, stop! It's nothing like that, I'm pointing out the obvious! We may not see them again. -Kayoko rolls her eyes, petting Garfield. Maybe those guys, but not my new cat. He's too precious. -Garfield chuckles. If you have lasagna, I would stay in your world in a heart beat. -Kayoko tilts her head. Lasagna? What has your past owner been feeding you? -Garfield yawns a little. If you don't have any of that, then I have to go back to Jon. -Kayako's eye twitches. He feeds me can-lasagna, Oh. woe is me. If you care a lot, there can be the great lasagna, he rarely feeds me. -She looks more determined, Kayoko will find lasagna for this cat, not matter what.
The good ones are on absolute watch. But, yet, she can do something more for Garfield. Listen, my fat muffin. I will learn how to make the best lasagna, you have ever eaten. And you will be mine, forever. -Garfield surprised by her words, he smiles, a little mischievously. Jon didn't make lasagna for him before. Homemade lasagna sounds great and even perfect. Odie becomes anxious, he doesn't want to leave Jon, all alone. Stelle is shocked, seeing three Raidens, at once. It's unbelievable. Mei is taken aback by Acheron's real name. Raiden Bosenmori Mei? -Acheron nods, smiling. Yes, that's my real name. Shogun is in the middle looks back and forth, in awe, stars in her eyes. Interesting. You almost have my vibe. -Shogun shakes her head, feeling off... Mei and Acheron look in confusion. Are you alright? -Acheron perplex by Shogun. It's uhh... -Ei perks up. No, way! This is amazing! I can't believe what I'm seeing. You two feel almost like me. -Acheron and Mei are slightly confused to Shogun's change... Who are you? -Mei wonders. Oh. That was Shogun. She's mean and crabby. I'm Ei. Raiden Ei. Nice to meet you both. -Ei smiles so warmly to them. Acheron and Mei smile back, seeing this version is more, friendly.
Fascinating. -Yae Miko seeing Yae Sakura, Confused, she wonders about Miko and her background. Are you an ancestor of mine, by chance? -Yae Miko smiling still, tilts her head a little by that. What do you mean by that? -Sakura's curious, if the Yae Family is still a thing in the future. Are you a part of the Yae Family? Is that still a thing? -Yae Miko thinks about it, seconds go by. Hm. There's Yae Publishing House. We're in the publishing industry. But, in history... I heard of no, Yae Family. That's a first for me. -Yae Sakura's a little shocked by that statement. I see... What do you do? Miko? -Yae Miko chuckles. Well, if you ask, little one. I'm the head shrine maiden in charge of Grand Narukami Shrine, and the descendant of Kitsune lineage. That's who I am. -Yae Sakura nods, there's no Kitsune lineage, she never heard of Grand Narukami, before. That confirms it, wherever Yae Miko is, it has to be some, parallel universe shenanigans, that Sonic has said. Or something different. It's scary how both Miko and her look nearly the same. Lumine smiles, seeing the three Raidens getting along, perfectly. Sitting down, chatting away, understanding each other's history. Stelle walks and stands beside Lumine, pondering at this strange event. So... Uh... If parallel universe theory is a thing... Are you by chance a parallel me? -Stelle looking at Lumine, she thinks about it.
Maybe...? -Lumine looks at Kiana, she stares off in the distance, lost within her thoughts, Kiana soon turns her head at Lumine and Stelle, not even smiling at them, before looking back at the distance. Trying to tame something deep with her... Scared that her alter self, might come out and cause trouble. Vowing that will not come out. In that fight with that being... I felt something... It's calls. -Kiana thinking... Kiana is choking Mei... Kiana's eyes are glowing orange... K-Kiana... -Mei struggling, gasping for air. Kiana snaps back, gasping at what she's doing. Kiana lets go of Mei, dropping her to the ground... Likewise, Kiana breathes heavily... Stelle touches Kiana's arm, Lumine concerned for her. Excuse me, why do you look so sad? -Kiana's eyes widen, back to reality. Before calming down, she gathers her thoughts. Maybe we can help, what's on your mind? -Stelle wondering, Kiana crosses her arms, looking forward. I'm sorry, that's none of your business. Not being rude, but, likewise. It shouldn't be anything concerned with you. -Stelle and Lumine tilts their heads, a little sad, but they're persistent, knowing what's her deal. Look, it's nothing... Just... Just, stay away from me. -Kiana says, almost pleading a little in her eyes. Lumine couldn't help but to try and help this woman. Stelle understands to some extent, but why is she so afraid? Kiana is hiding something, making Stelle more curious. Is there, anything wrong? -Kiana sighs...
Tons... Actually... I almost killed someone, close to me... It's a long story... -Stelle and Lumine listen to Kiana... Meanwhile, Hornet and Ghost are sitting back, relaxing. Chatting for a bit. Oh, I see... What is it we're going to do here? -Hornet wonders, Ghost sighs, did she even pay attention to what Sonic was saying? I don't know, he said to rest. Just to gather our minds, again. Weren't you listening? -Hornet nods a little, laid back, relaxing more. Oh well then, let's take it all easy now get some sleep, we had a long battle after all, and seriously I don't want to face that giant worm again... -Ghost glares. Is that sarcasm? -Hornet acts a little snarky. Hm... -Ghost rolls his eyes and rests like her. Marisa is running, a little worried. OH! CRAP WHERE'S CIRNO! -Reimu sitting, eyes closed and relaxed. She's with me. -Marisa stops and sees both of them... Speechless and dumbfounded... Aw, were you worried about me? -Marisa scoffs, crossing her arms. Grinning in a fake way. Me worried about you? Ha! As if. -Cirno pouts a little. Whatever then Baka, at least we can get rest now. -Cirno rests back. After a while, everyone is just chilling... Say, what's your name, lady? -Dante relaxing, being flirty towards Agir. Akagi and Kaga with raised eyebrows, seeing this unfold.
Agir with narrow eyes, she scoffs. Dante chuckles. Hey, come on, don't play hard to get. -Dante was about to pat her on the back. My serpents have a tendency for being violent, so be aware of the risk, should you dare to touch me. -Dante takes his hand away and placing it back to himself, scratching his head now with it. Awkward by the air now, he smiles. Wanting to know her. I did say your name, though. Can't be mean, if you don't know the person. -Agir sighs and looks at him. I am Ägir, named after the very same mythological ruler of the sea... -She soon smiles, in a slight wicked way. Though, compared to a god who smote adversaries with storms and crashing waves, my way of dealing with my enemies is much more subdued. -Dante takes a few steps back, finding her a bit suspicious. I may be a demon, but I don't fly that way. Sorry, Hun. -Agir raises her eyebrow. What? -Dante walks away a little.
"Subduing enemies", huh? I see you. Scoffing at me and thinks she's above me, because I'm little. Whatever you say, lady. -Dante walks away, Agir raises her eyebrow, confused to what he said... What did he mean by that? -Agir looking at Akagi and Kaga, even they're confused to what Dante meant by that. I know what he meant. -Deadpool says, while Ed carries him. Agir's gets creeped out by the talking head. What the!? What the hell are you!? -Deadpool chuckles. I'm Deadpool, also known as Wade Wilson. Nice to meet you, sexy goddess. -Agir narrow her eyes at Wade. Whatever you say, head... What did that guy meant by that? -Agir wonders, Deadpool snickers. Subduing enemies with that hot bod, huh? You're no Black Cat, you go all the way, huh~... -Wade chuckles, Agir's confused, along with Akagi and Kaga, not knowing what that meant... Agir scratches her head. What do you mean by that? -Confused by Wade's words, she wants to know.
Wade stops and looks at her confused but with a grin under his mask. Oh, come on, babe. Stop playing ignorant, you know what I mean~. -Agir grits her teeth, annoyed by this now. No. I don't know what it means. You better tell me, or else. -She demands him to say what it means. Or else what? You'll sub me? For sure! -Deadpool laughs, Agir grabs Deadpool's head, Ed screams a little, Akagi and Kaga get worried. Yes... I will subdue you... -Agir very angry... Deadpool blushes under the mask, but she doesn't know that. Oohh... Hell yeah... You'll subdue me~. -Agir grits her teeth more, angry at this. YES, I WILL IF YOU DON'T TELL ME, FOOL! -Deadpool chuckles, a little, nervous now. Put me between the thicks, and crush me that way, that would be good enough. -Agir starts to scream now. YOU'RE A FLIPPING IDIOT, YOU BETTER TELL ME, OR I WILL KILL YOU! -She screams, Wade flinches, taken aback now, Akagi and Kaga are about to jump in, Ed is scared at the woman's raised voice... Confused now... He's curious...
Wait... Do you not know what I'm talking about? -Wade really wonders now, she growls in frustration, irritated by this idiot's buffoonery. Do you know what a dick is? -Wade ponders, Agir shakes her head. What!? -Agir just can't believe what is he talking about, even Akagi and Kaga are confused, Ed too, confused by this. Wade looks at Ed. Kid, cover your ears, the grown-ups are talking. -Ed quickly covers his ears. Agir shakes her head more. No, I don't know what that is. -Saying it with honest intentions, Agir needs to know. So, wait, you don't know what that is? -Wade says again, she rolls her eyes. NO! -Agir yells... Deadpool's shocked... But how!? A sexy, beautiful woman, such as yourself, doesn't know what a dick is!? -Agir throws her arms in the air. No, dumbass, I don't know what that is. So, you better tell me what he meant and what you mean, otherwise, I will be flipping killing, both of you! -Agir yells a little, Deadpool sighs, if she doesn't know, then what's the point. I mean, why should I? It's like telling a kid about what's the difference between a boy and girl. -Agir growls in anger.
Forget it! You're an idiot! I conquer and overpower my enemies, before! Since, you don't want to tell me, so be it! -Agir crosses her arms, can't believe this anymore. Fine! I'll tell you. If you go on a date with me, and I'll show you what a dick is, when I get my body back. -Wade says, Agir's disgusted. EW! No way! I won't date you, old man! Nor, do I want you to show me what this dick is, whatever that is! -She crosses her arms. My heart belongs to someone else. -Deadpool sighs, feeling defeated... He does wonder, though. Oh, really? Who's that? -Agir blushes red now... It's someone, close to me. He... He pet me on the head once, big deal. -Akagi with narrow eyes. Better not be, who I think it is. -Kaga with narrow eyes, as well. What!? No. It's not him~... -Agir blushing more, Kaga rubs her temple. You do know the others are gunning for him, right? -Kaga says to Agir, but she growls a little. I know, but... - Agir twiddles her fingers, looking vulnerable and sincere... I just want Commander to notice, I do more than the others... -Deadpool with narrow eyes.
Women with romance, am I right? -Wade says, Agir scoffs and drops him to the ground, Wade yells and hits the ground. Ugh! -Agir looking away. You're gross and stupid. Try and be mature, and maybe a woman will like you, old man. Hmph. -Agir walks away, along with Akagi and Kaga, moving to a different spot... Deadpool mumbles. Man. There's no hot chicks. There is, but all of them are not the types, I like. This sucks. -Wade says, Ed smiles. I smell my fingers after I eat cheese. -Deadpool raises an eyebrow. Koishi walk around, likes the sky... She soon smells something... Hey! Guys! -Reimu, Marisa, the Eds, Team 68, Akagi, Kaga, Agir, Utsuho, and the rest turns to Koishi. Is it just me, or am I smelling Pizza around here? -Dante gets up, right away. Pizza!? -Dante looking around. Hornet and Ghost walk up to her, as the others walk to Koishi. I don't have a nose. -Ghost says, Koishi chuckles, trying to thank him for that input. Well, for those who has one.
Ed chuckles. Don't make me laugh. These pizzas are in my jacket! -Someone runs up to them, shocked and horrified, hearing that from a mile away. Ay mama mia, what!? -Everyone is taken aback by the new face, the man with the Italian accent. Koishi gasps and points. I knew it, smells like a fat chef! -Marisa walks up to him. What the? Who are you? -Marisa wonders. Call me, Peppino Spaghetti, ma'am. But, what!? -Peppino looks around, confused. Ay, mama mia, why am I here, and you! -Points at Ed. Why the pizzas in your jacket, it's a disgrace! -Ragna looking at Ed, confused. Yeah, why do you have pizzas in your jacket, kid? -Noel finding that gross. Dante runs up to Ed. PIZZA!? GIVE IT HERE, KID! I like one! -Dante snickers, grinning away. Sure. It's been in my jacket for 2 years, now. -Everyone's shocked by that. Mutsuki takes a few steps back with Odie in her hands, cringing, while Kayoko holds Garfield away from this, Agir placing her hand on her mouth, Akagi and Kaga look horrified, and Deadpool's shocked...
Reimu and Marisa are grossed out, Sonic and Shadow look at Ed with confused looks, Ghost and Hornet walk back a little, Niko placing their hands over their mouth, X and Zero are strange by this, how can someone be so unclean. Aru with her mouth wide open and eyes shocked, Wolverine speechless, Cirno and Utsuho observe, while Stelle, Lumine, Yae Miko, and Ei have eyes that are wide, speechless. Mei and Yae Sakura stare at Ed, purely just disturbed. Acheron blinking a lot. Kiana scratches her head, while Ragna and Noel are taken aback by the statement. Eddy facepalming, like why does Ed still do this. Ed! I told you not to do that anymore! -Double D yells. But, it's so good. -Ed snickers. Mama mia, I really despise you now! -Peppino disgusted by Ed's practices. What!? -Shadow looking at Ed, so confused by his chain of logic. I have a ton of them, check it out! I love the blue and green on them! Yum! -Ed eats the moldy pizza. Everyone is grossed out. No way, it's been probably molded after that 2 years. -Hornet in some shock, there's no way it can get that way, in 2 years?
Eddy sighs. It's Ed. If you knew him, like I do. This isn't off. -Shaking his head, still can't believe Ed still does this, he's 18 now. WOAH! LEE! CRAP! THEY SMELL! -Dante yells, backing away from Ed. I am slightly getting used to it soon, I can't bear it. -Hornet looking on, trying to comprehend why Ed ate the moldy pizza. Reimu glares a little, she has seen some icky things, but not that ugly. You're so gross, kid! -Peppino looks at Ed, angry. If that's-a how you make-a a pizza! I'll show you a real pizza! -He punches at the air, creating something out of thin air... Boom! -Making a real pizza. I have a the-a real pizza! -Peppino is now smiling, proud of his pizza. Dante grabs the pizza, real quick. ALL MINE! YOINK! -He runs away, Marisa follows Dante. HEY! WAIT UP, HANDSOME! -Running with hearts in her eyes, Reimu rubs her forehead. Really, Marisa? -Annoyed by that, hopes nothing happens between those two. I can make-a more pizzas for everyone! -With a POW, Peppino makes plenty of pizzas, Goku sees this and salivates over them, Vegeta gritting his teeth, feeling kinda hungry, wishing he was not in the cage.
Sonic is very impressed by Peppino's powers. Cool! -Wishing it was a chili dog, he shrugs and eats the pizza. Shadow is perplexed on how he does such a feat. Wow. No way. -Curious, Shadow ponders, Eddy gets very excited, and eats most of it. AH, FUCK YEAH, BRO! LET's GO! -Ed chuckles, eating his own pizza. Mine are way better. -Eating more jacket pizza. Vergil with his arms crossed, thinking on what he's going to do when he gets out... Ed approaches him, Vergil senses he's there, raising an eyebrow, Ed offers his moldy pizza to the two men. Jin cringes at the boy's rather, tasteless behavior. Vergil looks up and down and focus on his eyes. You are hopelessly, dunderheaded. -Vergil disgusted by the kid's presence, can't believe such filthy things. Want a bite? -Ed points the moldy pizza at both Jin and Vergil. No. -Both say in unison. Garfield eats pizza, along with Odie. May not be lasagna, but this will do. -Eating slice after slice, like it's nothing, Kayoko has stars in her eyes, seeing how a cute, fat orange cat can eat so much. Perhaps, I can get Pepperino-man, to punch some into existence. -Odie nods, barking in agreement.
Mutsuki's curious about X and Zero. Say, why aren't you two not eating? -Zero chuckles a little. We can't eat, because we're not human. -She gains stars in her eyes. Really? That's cool! What are you, exactly? -X smiles, kindly asking her questions. My pal, Zero and I, here, are Reploids. We protect the citizens from Mavericks. -Mutsuki tilts her head, curious to what that is. Reploids? Mavericks? -Zero sighs... It's a long story... Just know this. -Mutsuki nods, happily. There was a Reploid named Sigma. He went Maverick... Corrupted Reploids, everywhere... War broke out... Everyone, we knew, are long gone. -Mutsuki's eyes widen, she sighs... I'm sorry for your lost. -X nods, finding it still painful, deep down. Sigma was our leader... Seeing him, go Maverick... It was so surreal... Still can't believe it happened. -X sighs more, Zero crossing his arms, feeling the same way as X. Mei, Ei, and Acheron sit next to each other, as Stelle, Lumine, and Kiana relax, and Wolverine and Deadpool bicker for a bit. Ed still pesters Vergil and Jin about the moldy pizza. Come on, you two would get your strength up. -Vergil and Jin growl at Ed... Soon, someone steps behind the two men, Ed looks up. Why don't you try mine!? -The crazy pizza man yells, laughing. Getting scared, Ed runs off, screaming to Sonic. SONIC, SONIC, HELP! -Sonic turns right away. Ed! What's wrong!? -Aru gasps a little, seeing the pizza monster. What is that thing!? -Aru shaking, Reimu raises an eyebrow.
Peppino gasps in horror. Oh, my goodness, Pizzaface! Oh my god, oh my God-a why are you here!? -Pizzaface steps closer to them, Sonic looks up confused. Pizzaface spawns so many cheese slimes and other minions. YOU ALL SHALL SUFFER! -Laughing in a maniacal, Wolverine scoffs, while Deadpool rests on Logan's stomach. You think they got it? -Wade resting. Oh, hell yeah, they do. -Wolverine replies. Acheron, Ei, and Mei see it, but they believe Sonic's has this, effortlessly. Same with Kiana, Lumine, and Stelle, Marisa and Dante are sitting, seeing it unfold, Shadow crossed arms, scoffing along with Reimu signing. The Eds, Aru, and Haruka look scared, but Mistuki and Kayoko are curious, along with X and Zero. Yum, that pizza guy looks great to eat. -Garfield and Odie staring on, while Ragna and Noel tilt their heads, confused. Yae Miko and Yae Sakura scratch their heads, while Agir, Kaga, and Akagi are curious to see what Sonic will do. Cirno stands tall, ready for combat, while Koishi grins, and Utsuho wonders how a pizza can talk. Niko gulps, wishing they didn't have to fight. Hornet sighs. Oh, give me a break, we just had one long battle done... -Ghost seeing this, he's ready if things get hairy. Sonic chuckles and points the remote at Pizzaface.
Kick from Cyberworld. -Sonic typing on a mini keyboard of the remote, commands that Tails prompted. Pizzaface is taken aback. Oh, what the- -Abruptly, Pizzaface just left the world. Never entering the Remote's world, again. Snickering, Sonic grins away. Later punk. -Everyone thinks, that was very anticlimactic. That was a bit of cheesy moment that just happened. -Koishi chuckles a little. Utsuho still thinking. I was wondering what he would taste like... -Her mind is scrambling to think about such a thing. Eddy runs up and points at the empty space where Pizzaface stood. Ha! What a fucking loser! -Everyone goes back to talking among one another. While walking back to Double D and Ed, Eddy spots Koishi. OH! Remember me, lady? -Koishi giggles and waves to Eddy. Yes... Yes I do. -Eddy tries to look sly and cool, while eating pizza. You still haven't asked me about that date? -She ponders at Eddy, conflicted. Hmmm... I don't know... Satori said to not hang out with strangers who asked you on a date out of nowhere... -Eddy chuckles at that, eating still, still trying to look hip and badass. That's what I'm saying; I'm not a stranger or some weirdo. I'm the Eddy; real man. -Combing his 3 strands of hair to the side, hoping she would take it... But, a part of him expects her to reject him, and even she might hit him in the face or something... Oh, I see... Hmm. -Koishi snickers. I guess we can go on a date, I guess. -Eddy eyes widen, spits out his food.
Wait, what!? REALLY!? I THOUGHT YOU WERE GONNA HIT ME IN THE FACE OR WHATEVER! -Eddy yells in happiness and excitement towards that. I don't unconsciously do that, I guess yeah...? -Koishi chuckles, taking him on the offer. We can go on a date. -She blushes a little... Eddy's jaw drops, seeing she's really into this... He's gasping... Finally... A girl didn't reject him! WOOOOO! DOUBLE D! ED! YOU'RE NOT GOING TO BELIEVE THIS! -He runs to his friends. Utsuho blinks a lot, confused, she soon giggles, kinda finding it cute. Hey! Wait up! -Koishi runs after Eddy. Eddy runs up to Shadow, that wasn't too far from where they were. SHADOW, YOU'RE NOT GOING TO BELIEVE THIS! -Eddy screams at him, Shadow groans a little. I heard. Your voice is so loud. -Shadow with narrow eyes, hearing it all and doesn't really care in all honesty in his expression. Eddy rolls his eyes, annoyed at that. Alright, fuck you too, then. ED! DOUBLE D! -Eddy runs off, Koishi passes Shadow... Shadow facepalms, sighing in annoyance. That kid is so stupid. -Eddy soon sees Reimu, he runs up to her. REIMU! -Eddy screams into her ear, she gasps loudly. GAH!? WHAT!? -Reimu screams in anger. GUESS WHO ASK ME OUT ON A DATE! -Eddy getting super giddy and gleeful, chuckling.
I don't care! Don't bother me! -Reimu crosses her arms. Sheesh, you three kids, give me a migraine... -She sighs, Cirno chuckles. What is up with you funny guy? Did something happened? -Eddy yells it out. KOISHI! ASK ME OUT ON A DATE! -Reimu's insides shatter like glass, internally shocked and horrified; eyes widen as she sips her tea, Peppino punched into existence. Cirno gasps loudly. What?! No way! -Eddy nods up and down, quickly. HELL YEAH! SHE DID! WOOO! -Eddy celebrating and dancing, Cirno blinks in disbelief, while Reimu shakes in anger and shock. Koishi finally catches up with Eddy. She stops, catching her breath, she giggles. So, are we still gonna go for that date? -Eddy grins, very happy at his new girlfriend. YEAH! COME ON! I HAVE TO TELL MY FRIENDS! -Aru with Haruka, Mutsuki, and Kayoko with Garfield and Odie walk up. Woah, what's with the yelling, pal? -Aru wondering as to what the commotion is about. Eddy screams it again. KOISHI ASKED ME OUT ON A DATE! SHE SAID, YES! -The girls gasp, Garfield taken aback. Reimu grits her teeth in anger, Koishi blushes more, giggling. Congrats, you two! So romantic! -Mutsuki grins away, Aru's shocked, she doesn't have anything like that, Haruka puts her hands over her mouth, finding it cute. Kayoko chuckles. Congrats, you two. I wish you the best. -Eddy chuckles, about to tell Double D and Ed... Reimu is at her limit with this.
OH NO, YOU DON'T! -Reimu screams, standing up. Towering over Eddy. Everyone is confused to Reimu. He's taken aback, that she cut him off like that, blocking his way now. What!? Get out of my way! I need to tell Ed and Double D! -Reimu looks at Koishi in raw anger. KOISHI, YOU'RE NOT DATING HIM! -Koishi's a little shocked by that, she tries to convince Reimu. Hm, Why? He seems like a nice guy, I'd like to make friends with people... -Reimu shakes her head rapidly. THIS GUY, IS STUPID AND ANNOYING! -Aru tilts her head in confusion, along with the others. Koishi finds that disrespectful. Um… It's a little rude to say that in front of people... -Reimu crosses her arms. I DON'T WANT HIM IN GENSOKYO! -She yells in a stern and strict way, Mutsuki and Kayoko narrow their eyes, finding that very rude of Reimu. Haruka's taken aback, why is she so angry? She shakes. Aru's scared, finding this totally confusing. Garfield eats his pizza, along with Odie. Koishi puts her hands on her hips, pouting a little. Hey! I am sure he is a nice guy, I know it through my sealed 3rd eye and my regular eyes. -She crosses her arms. I'm sure he won't cause troublesome in Gensokyo. -Reimu shakes her head. He's not from our world! Hearing him and stuff, already gets on my nerves! -Reimu looks disgusted by this sight. Kayoko crosses her arms in anger.
Who are you to judge, who can be together? -Reimu looks at Kayoko, stern and serious. Be quiet, you're not from Gensokyo. -She scoffs at Reimu's words, Mutsuki crosses her arms, finding Reimu very rude... Eddy grits his teeth. Well, you know what!? That's my new home, hoe. -Aru's jaw drops, Reimu gets more maliciously with her expression. What did you call me? -Koishi shakes a little, Eddy is so brave in her eyes, some say dumb, but she admires that. Oh, no... -Cirno says, as she shakes as well, very scared. You know what I said! -Not even backing down, Aru can't believe he said that to Reimu, Kayoko blinks a little at Eddy's bravery, Mutsuki chuckles a little, respects Eddy's cunning spirit. You know, Marisa says that to me... It feels weird... -Reimu starts to punch her hand, ready for a slaughter. When some stupid kid says that to me... I feel beyond just anger... -Garfield and Odie hold each other, scared. She's terrifying, Odie... -Odie nods a lot, so scared at Reimu's aura. Cirno remembers something, very funny to her. Hey! It is funny when we remember that time. -She gets cut off by Reimu's anger; growling. SHUT IT! -Cirno gasps, hiding... Reimu looks directly into Eddy's eyes. What's stopping me from hitting you in the ground? -Eddy smiles; determined.
Well... THIS! Eddy quickly grabs Koishi's hand and runs off. SEE YA, LATER! -Reimu is looking on at what she witnessed... Only fools run. Woah Ahhh! -Koishi trying to match Eddy's speed. Aru gasps loudly. He's so brave and stupid! -Kayoko is shocked by his action. Well, he's dead. -Garfield saying, can't believe that really happened, Odie nods. Haruka couldn't help but to smile, while Mutsuki grins away. Reimu's anger goes beyond wrath... Boundless hate. HEY! GET BACK HERE, MORON! -She screams on the top of her lungs, flying after them. After Reimu takes off after them, Mutsuki, with Odie in her arms, runs after them. Ah!? Mutsuki!? -Aru wanting no part in that. I need to see this! Later! -Mutsuki giggles as she runs after them. Kayoko with Garfield in her arms, with Haruka, soon run after them, Aru gasps... She falls to her knees... DANG IT! WHY DO YOU GUYS DO THIS TO YOUR LEADER!? -Aru yells in disbelief at their actions...
Why did this have to happen!?
Yeah! My name is Marisa Kirisame. You look handsome, Dante-daze~... -Marisa hitting on him, he chuckles along with her. How old are you, by the way? -He smiles away... Marisa grins wide. 20! -Dante's taken aback, feeling awkward now... Um... Nah, sorry. Little too young for my taste... -Dante, feeling bad now... Marisa's shocked. WHAT!? -Dante backs up a bit. I mean, we can be friends. -Marisa soon sighs... Bows her head... Feeling defeated. Yeah... -Hornet's surprised by Marisa's level of maturity. On a second there, I thought there would be conflict after that. -Marisa nods a little, Dante scatches his head... YOU STUPID PIECE OF SHIT! GET BACK HERE! -Reimu screams, while Eddy holding Koishi, runs, Mutsuki, Kayoko, and Haruka run after them, while Aru is in the back walking... Dante blinks. What's with her? -Marisa seeing that unfold, confused to what's going on. Hmm… It seems like she is chasing Eddy with Koishi in his hands, I think? -Marisa sighs... Whatever... Reimu can handle it... To what's she doing... -Marisa feels crappy now... Sighing... Aww, feeling rejected? -Noel says to Marisa.
She nods a little. Yeah... -Dante feels bad. Eh, come on. Don't be like that. -Ragna sits by Dante. Kinda crappy for you to do that. -Hornet says... She offers something. Marisa, we can talk about it. -Noel nods. Marisa sighs... Very well... -Noel, Hornet and Marisa walk away. Yo, come on, don't paint me as the bad guy... -Dante sighs... Ragna crosses his arms. What's your story? -Dante perks up a little. Me? -Ragna raises an eyebrow. Yeah, you. Why is your brother such an ass? -Dante chuckles. I can say the same with yours... It's a long story... -Ragna sighs a little... Mine's a long one, as well... Sonic is walking with X. So, you can test out some of the gadgets, Tails made? -X nods. Sure, Sonic. I can hopefully work out, whatever you need. -Sonic chuckles. Alright, let's go! -X snickers, walking along Sonic to whatever experiments Sonic needs. While Shadow and Zero chat about the plans...
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Three women on a pig, are traveling, they soon see something on the horizon. LEE! I see something! -May gasps. IT'S THE EDS! -Lee grabs the binoculars from her. Give me that! -She sees them. It's Ed and Double D, walking. She starts laughing, slightly confused to Eddy's absence, but he might be there. March, towards our boyfriends! -The pig squeals, walking forward, Marie grabs the binoculars from Lee. Hey! -Marie gushes about Double D. Isn't he sexy. -Marie gasps loudly, seeing Double D. They ride in the basket, the pig carrying them, marching on to Double D and Ed...
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Someone is walking, noticing something. What the hell? -He sees a flag... It looks cursed... As soon he touches it, something summons in front of him. Woah! What the!? -The flag summons a woman out of nowhere... She opens her eyes and scoffs. What a wasteland... You. You summoned me. Who the hell are you? -He scoffs a little. I should be asking you that. Who are you? -He says, she crosses her arms, scoffing more at him. Clown! I'm Jeanne D'Arc! The most feared servant of all time! -She yells in anger at this person. Who are you, dog? -She scoffs, crossing her arms; he glares at her, narrow eyes. Hmph... I'm Ichigo. Ichigo Kurosaki. -He replies, finding her already annoying...
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(Chapter 3: End.)
Series Used:
Marvel Comics - Wolverine and Deadpool
Transformers - Megatron, Starscream, and the Decepticons
Garfield - Garfield and Odie
Ed, Edd, n Eddy - The Eds and The Kanker Sisters
Sonic The Hedgehog - Sonic and Shadow
Megaman Series - X and Zero
Devil May Cry - Dante, Vergil, and Mundus
Final Fantasy - Sephiroth
BlazBlue - Ragna, Jin Kisaragi, and Noel Vermillion.
Dragon Ball - Goku and Vegeta
Bleach - Ichigo
Fate Series - Jeanne Alter
Madness Combat - The Auditor, Hank J. Wimbleton, Deimos, Sanford, and Tricky the Clown
Terraria: Calamity - Supreme Calamitas, The Devourer of Gods, Ceaseless Void, Storm Weaver, and Signus, Envoy of the Devourer
OneShot - Niko
Pizza Tower - Peppino Spaghetti and Pizzaface
Hollow Knight - Ghost and Hornet
Touhou Project - Reimu, Marisa, Cirno, Utsuho, and Koishi
Genshin Impact - Lumine, Raiden Shogun/Ei, and Yae Miko.
Honkai 3rd impact - Kiana Kaslana, Raiden Mei, and Yae Sakura
Honkai: Star Rail - Stelle and Acheron
Blue Archive - Aru, Mitsuki, Kayoko, and Haruka
Azur Lane - Akagi, Kaga, and Agir