Episode 17
God wars.
Previously on Crossover legends.
Scratch: Can you make this work?
Damien: It's like a touch-pad.
Hexxus: My My, I do believe there are visitors to my new realm.
Thrax: Maybe the ones we've heard of.
Mark: Just have to cross over the Pacific ocean to Colorado.
Hexxus: HA HA HA!
Jack: Hexxus!?
Hexxus: In the filth.
Intro Starts.
Crossovers, More than meets the eye!
Crossovers, Heroes on the Rise!
Freedom watch wage their battle to destroy…
The evil forces of…
All their enemies!
Crossovers!
Crossovers.
Intro ends.
He dreamt he was back with Mabel…
Flashback.
More specifically running for his life with Mabel, Which seemed to be normal in hindsight, Only this time it wasn't some Paranormal monster chasing them, But a gang of Vicious Evil Rats, Led by Scumnose, They didn't see or know where Frogblood was, He seemed to have split from the Group
Scumnose: Don't let them get away!
Dipper and Mabel scrambled and ran over fallen debris as Rats scarpered after them, They slipped under a fallen lamp post and jumped of a smash wall, But still the Rats were on them.
Mabel: Dipper! This way!
Mabel pulled Dipper down and Alleyway and the two sprinted across, Just when they had gotten away from Scumnose, They ran smack dab into Frogblood and his Rats.
Frogblood: Going somewhere?
He raised his Dagger and came down on them!
Flashback ends.
Dipper woke with a start! He breathed heavily as he collected his thoughts, He then felt something looking over him, He looked up to see a black man standing over him, He was tall, Skinny, Mustached, and dressed in eye liner, With back and red clothing, Lanky arms and legs and Purple eyes.
Dr. Facilier: Well now, Glad to see you're awake boy.
Dipper: Where am I? Who are you?
Dr. Facilier: You're safe, Lucky the boss picked you up.
Dipper: Where are my friends.
Dr Facilier: What friends? Only found you.
Dipper: No… No, No No No, They can't be…
Dipper than bolted out of the chamber and rushed outside to find he was in a coliseum, and outside was A dark land filled with Chaos, and Rushing mist, He didn't even know what this place was.
?: Like this place? Yeah it's seen better days.
Dipper looked up to see a Guy standing on top of the wall, He jumped down and landed in front of him, He was a tall man with blueish grey skin and a black robe with skull garments, His hair was a flame of blue fire and his eyes were yellow with sharp teeth in a smile.
Hades: Ba boom, Names Hades, Lord of the dead, Hi how ya doing?
Hades held out a hand.
Dipper: Uh Hi-Wait a minute-
Hades suddenly put an arm around Dipper Before he could finish or collect his thoughts.
Hades: Hey Hey, I'll explain it all right now okay? I'm a fast talker alright, See I found you washed up on the shore, Well actually my friends found you, Brought you to me, Searched you and found a few things on you, Than we decided to wait till you woke up and-
Dipper: Whoa Whoa Whoa, Slow down man.
Hades: What, I told you I'm a fast talker.
Dipper: What Friends? Him?
Dr Facilier: You could say that, But hey who could say anything of Dr Facilier?
Dipper: Uh… I wasn't saying anything- Wait a minute.
Dipper began frantically searching his Coat.
Dipper: Where's the Emerald, The Device-?
Hades: Hey Hey Hey! Calm down kid, They're safe we confiscated them when we searched over you, They'll be yours again, But only after you hear us out.
Dipper: Where did you-!?
Hades: I Said Hear me out you little-
Hades flame hair turned Red for moment, But he calmed down and the flame was blue again.
Hades: Hear us out Okay, So you were attacked right? By a big guy? God of Pollution? Sounds like TIm Curry, You know him right?
Dipper: Y-Yes, I know him, He attacked my team, How do you-?
Hades: Know him? Heh, Kid why don't you walk with us.
A little later, Hades and Facilier led Dipper through what looked like a void of Hell, They soon reached a strange alter with a throne at the Center.
Hades: Hey Eris! We brought him!
On Que a figure came through the swirling sand followed by two other beings.
The first figure was a woman, With a Purple Dress
Eris: Well this is a nice surprise, No mortal has ever come to Tartarus before, Hm Alive that is.
She faded away and Reappeared again on the Throne, The two other Figures appeared on either side of her.
One was a large Centor with Red skin, White hair, Black fur and Horns and cloven hooves, The other was a Man with a tall build, Looking entirely like some Ancient Egyptian, With a face as Stern and Proud to boot.
Eris: My name is Eris, Goddess of Discord, And these are Tirek and Ramses.
Dipper: Uh… Hey.
Ramses and Tirek looked unimpressed.
Dipper: So… You guys wanna tell me why you saved me?
Hades: Well it's simple, See kid we're also enemies of Hexxus like you, We've been attacked and Humiliated by him in the MOST- Unpleasant ways like STEEL YOUR DOMINION AND MINIONS!
Dipper took a hasty step back as Hades burst into Flame.
Dr. Facilier: Easy Friend Easy! Deep breaths Remember Deep Breaths.
Hades: Yeah, Yeah, I'm cool I'm fine, Now where was I? Oh right.
Hades than walked over to a conveniently placed war table.
Hades: So here's the deal, Hexxus, Mr Toxic Love Mr Hey you I'm taking over, He attacked you and Possibly Captured your friends Right?
Dipper: Yeah, My uncle too, Wait? You're lord of the Underworld aren't you? Hexxus stole the Underworld from you didn't he?
Hades: Bingo give the Kid a prize, Alright in all seriousness yes.
Flashback.
Hades: You see I had this whole plan in the works a little real estate venture of you will, And I thought or rather was told that this Ancient Spirit in a Tree could help with that, So I sprung him loose and what do you know is he Grateful, NO! Instead he Barges in, Launches me into the Air! Takes my Minions and AAAGGGHHH!
Flashback end.
Hades breathed Heavily from his Tantrum.
Eris: After that he Assembled a small Faction to spread his will across the MultiRealm, That's why we are preparing to take him out.
Dipper: Why include me?
Dr. Facilier: Now that is an Excellent Question, You see we've heard stories about your team, Lots of them in fact and you just Happen to be one of them right?
Dipper: Yeah.
Dr. Facilier: Right, So why else would Hexxus Attack you, Because you were on his Turf?
Dipper: Also Because of Aang and the Emerald.
Eris: Hmm, Yes the Avatar and this.
Eris flicked Her hand and the Green Chaos Emerald Appeared in her Hand.
Dipper: The Emerald! Give it back.
Hades: Easy kid, We will, After you help us a bit.
Dipper: With what?
Hades: kid, We wanna get back at Hexxus right? You join us in Taking him on and You'll get your friends back and be on your way, Deal?
Dipper wasn't sure, He had heard a lot about Hades and Eris, Bad things and he Really didn't trust them, Than again, What choice did he have at this point?
Dipper: What's the Catch?
Hades: Catch Pfft, Nah no catch, Well except for this one little thing.
Later.
Dipper stood in front of a large Stormy Mountain, Along with Ramses, Tirek and Dr. Facilier.
Dipper: So I have go All the Way up there alone?
Tirek: Hm, Not entirely, We'll come along later.
Dipper looked back at the Mountain than back at his "Companions."
Dipper: Do I have to do myself?
Dr. Facilier: Nah, Me and Ramses will come along won't we?
Ramses: If I must.
Dipper looked back at the Mountain again took a deep breath and marched towards the base, Followed by Facilier and Ramses.
Later.
The three made their way into the mountain through several secret passages up the Mountain, Dipper felt it getting Darker the more they went.
Dipper: So what are we getting exactly?
Dr. Facilier: A little something to help us beat Hexxus, The guy who lives here has it.
Dipper: So like? What do you have against Hexxus.
Dr Facilier: Nothing, I was banished to the Other side by a pair of Frogs.
Dipper: Uh huh, And you?
Ramses: I had my Empire taken from me by the Horned King.
Dipper's eyes nearly bulged out.
Dipper: Oh, Wow, No kidding.
Dipper decided to get back on topic.
Dipper: So who are we taking this thing from?
The sounds of an Organ playing could be heard up above them.
Dr Facilier: Lets just call him a certain Duke.
Dipper, Facilier and Ramses headed up and found a good place to see where the Organ came from, And playing it was the Biggest Owl Dipper had ever seen.
The Grand duke of Owls: So he turns on the Duke!
And with what you suppose he turns on the Duke?
Owls: What master?
The Grand Duke: A flashlight!
Owls: What a horrible thing to do, What a horrible thing to do, Thing to do!
The Grand duke: And than, While my back is turned, What four legged flea bitten louse comes sneaking through the window and has the nerve to bite me on the Leg!?
Owl: Who?
Owl: Who?
Owl: Who?
Owl: Who?
Owl: Who?
Owl: Who?
The Grand Duke: Patuu.
Owls: Gasp.
THe Grand Duke: Yes!
Owls: PATUU! Patuu!
The Grand Duke: Destroy the farm the Cows the Dog, Or do you want to be Wiped out.
Owls: hoot, We want to live! The Answers NO!
The Duke then got off his seat.
The Grand Duke: Oh that makes my leg feel so much better.
The Grand Duke: If all Heroes… All… DIE! DA HAHAHA! HaHaHaHaHa.
Owls: We hate the Sun, That much we know.
We hate all heroes, Death to all of them.
The Grand Duke: Death to all of them!
Owls: We hate the Sun, From head to toe!
The Grand Duke: From head to toe!
Owls: We hate all good guys, They can go to Heck!
They can go to Heck!
The Grand Duke: They can go to Heck… Alrighty good Practice Everyone Gentlemen.
Owls: Oh thank you master.
The Grand Duke: Yes right Attitude, Good mood.
Dipper: The Grand Duke of owls?
Dr. Facilier: Sure enough.
Dipper: What do Hades and Eris want with him?
Ramses: He lost a bet to Hades one time and Hades wants his due.
Dipper: How will that help us beat Hexxus?
Dr. Facilier: It won't, Hades just wants his dough.
Dipper: Are you serious?
Ramses: Yes.
Dipper sighed.
Dr. Facilier: No go distract him while we take him by surprise.
Dipper almost went to do it, But he stopped.
Dipper: I'll get my Emerald back once this is done right.
Dr. Facilier: Sure, Now go keep him busy.
Dipper sighed and went over to where the Grand Duke was conversing with his Minions.
Dipper: Uh, Hello.
The Owls suddenly noticed Dipper.
The Grand duke: Trespasser!
In a flash, two of the Dukes Owls were on him, Pinning him to the Ground with their Talons.
The Grand Duke: What are you doing here? Who are you?
Dipper: I-I didn't mean to Intrude I…
The Grand Duke: You what? Thought you could freely come in uninvited? Hm.
Dipper: Well I-
The Grand Duke: You're actually a familiar looking boy aren't you?
Dipper: What are you talking about.
The Grand duke: Nothing of your concern, Now why are you here?
Dipper: Well, Cause… You sing so well, And I-
Ramses and Facilier crept up behind the Duke, Ramses nearly tripped but the Shadow man caught him, The duke and his Owls heard the Noise and Almost looked behind them.
Dipper: And I'm a big fan of your work.
The Owls turned Back to Dipper.
The Grand duke: Well, I do admit my Voice is quite a sound, If you're referring to my acts of evil though-
Dipper: No! No! I meant the Singing.
The Duke stared and then he Laughed!
The Grand Duke: My dear boy, Do you take me for Justin beiber?
Dipper: Uh…
The Grand Duke: I am a lord of Evil! I deal in Darkness and Evil, Such as eating you.
Dipper: What?!
The Grand Duke: Oh dear, I've gone and Spoiled the Surprise, Almost Haven't eaten yet.
He pulled out a Cricket and swallowed it whole.
The Grand Duke: But you see, We creatures of the night! Have only one goal in mind, To claim conquest! And Dominance across the land, And you, You who have no regard for Territory, Have the Nerve come in Uninvited and Unwanted!
Dipper: Yeah well, I kinda have an unhealthy knack for it.
Before the Duke could reply, He found himself with a sword blade against his throat, Than Facilier came in, Cane swinging at the Owls who scattered about to get away from the Cane.
The Grand Duke: Oh Goodness, I knew that Flame head would come after me!
Dr. Facilier: Yeah, You owe him a lot of Money after that little bet you had, What was it again? 20 grand that Wearat could take out a certain "Demigod?"
The Grand Duke: If he wanted a monster, He should have gone to Echidna for one.
Dr. Facilier: Yeah well, Can't blame this one her, This is what Happens when you mess with Demigods, On their throne or Otherwise.
The Grand duke: Oh? And what about you lot? Are you demigods.
Ramses: What we are is of no concern of yours.
The Grand duke: Oh, So I can "Mess" with you then.
The Duke than cackled as he breathed on Ramses sword, Which suddenly turned into a pile of mud in Ramses hand and he unwittingly freed the duke.
The Grand Duke then spouted his magic breath at Dipper and Facilier who both scrambled to avoid it.
The Grand Duke: Hades can boil his finger for all I care, Make sure he knows that!
Suddenly there was stamping noise from outside the door, And like a charging Bull Tirek burst in, He marched up to the Duke and Punched him so hard he flew back into his Organ.
Tirek: Told ya I'd come along later.
Ramses: Could have come a moment before.
Tirek Ignored him and Opened his mouth wide at the duke, Whose magic he began to absorb into his own.
The Grand Duke: NO! NO WAIT STOP! I'LL PAY! I'LL PAY! And Hades will have his money! I swear!
Tirek stopped what he was doing and spewed the Duke magic back at him, Restoring his Powers.
Dr. Facilier: The Dough, Now.
The duke skittishly got his wallet out and handed twenty bucks to Facilier.
Dr. Facilier: We're done here.
And with that the Three villains left with Dipper, Who took one last look at the Duke.
The Grand Duke: Why ride with them?
Dipper: I didn't have a choice, I have friends to save.
The Grand Duke: And why them? Is there no one else?
Dipper Didn't say anything, He just walked off.
The Grand duke: Never thought their Son to throw in with Jargafars lot, And not realize it.
The Arrival of a Smaller owl interrupted the Dukes thoughts.
Hunch: Uncle Dukey! Uncle Dukey! I have your invite.
Back in Tartarus.
Hades: Ha Ha! Great work boys, You do me proud.
Dr. Facilier: Nothing to it Boss.
Ramses nodded.
Eris: And you Dipper, You played your part well.
Dipper: Sure, Now can we get to what we're trying to do now?
Hades: Hey kid Relax, I do indeed have a plan.
Hades chuckled.
Dipper: And I'll get my Friends back.
Eris: If we can.
Dipper: And the Emerald?
Hades: In time, But first, We deal with Hexxus.
To be continued.
What happens now? What is Hades plan against Hexxus? Can He and Eris be trusted? What Happened to Dib and Vana? What is the Grand Dukes invite Find out in Future installments of Crossover Legends.
And also read the Tie in Story to this Fanfic, "The Conquest of Egypt." TO see how Ramses ended Up where he was in this Episode.
Till next time!