Episode 18
Arctic war
Previously on Crossover legends.
Mark: What is this?!
Hexxus: You're doom!
Dipper: Where's the Emerald, The Device-?
Hades: Names Hades, Lord of the dead, Hi how ya doing?
Eris: No mortal has ever come to Tartarus before, Hm Alive that is.
The Grand Duke: You're actually a familiar looking boy aren't you?
Intro Starts.
Crossovers, More than meets the eye!
Crossovers, Heroes on the Rise!
Freedom watch wage their battle to destroy…
The evil forces of…
All their enemies!
Crossovers!
Crossovers.
Intro ends.
To Dib it felt like he had been ages, He heard voices shout something than felt himself being picked up by someone's hands everything went black after that, He then jolted awake, Gasping for air
?: He's awake!
The voice seemed to come from a man, The last thing Dib saw before blacking out again was a muscular figure standing over him.
Dib woke up again, This time he found himself in a bed, An old man looked over him.
Ships Doctor: Easy lad, You're safe.
Dib: Safe where?
Ships Doctor: Governor Ratcliffs ship, You were found adrift in the sea.
Dib: Did you find anyone else?
Ships Doctor: No, We saw another kid but she was picked up by another ship.
Dib could hardly believe it…
Dib: Vana… Dipper…
In another part of the ship.
Three men sat around a table on the ship, One was rather fat and had long black tied up in a pair of pigtails with red ribbons, He had both a mustache and goatee was dressed in purple and with a purple hat and a red cape, The second was young Handsome and Muscular, Double chinned and Also had black hair in a small ponytail and wore Red tunic with Black tights and brown boots, The third was much smaller than the other Slightly Obese with a large pink nose, He wore a Brown coat and Red blouse with green pants and a coller with a black bow around it.
Gaston: So you're saying? Our ships have been attacked by a what?
Ratcliff: As ridiculous as it sounds, It has been confirmed.
Gaston: I don't believe it.
Ratcliff: Believe what you want, Our Naval forces in the Arctic are suffering from it, Your uncle wants it taken out.
Gaston: Take out A Penguin? Hardly what I call a Challenge.
Lefou: Yeah, Nothing compared to Him.
Ratcliff rolled his eyes as he pulled out a scroll, He unfurled it and set it down on the Table.
Ratcliff: Our Intel say it makes his Home here on this Mountain with a skull, You will take a few men and Dispose of it once and for all.
Gaston: Believe me I will, No one deals with Beasts like Gaston.
Lefou chugged down a bear.
Lefou: Yeah, Like how he dealt with the last one.
Gaston glared down at Lefou and nearly swatted him over the head, Causing Lefou to cap his mug over his head.
Later.
Dib lay in his bed gazing up at the ceiling, He felt slightly better now, Soon the Door opened and the Ships doctor returned, Followed by Lefou.
Lefou: Hey kid, Governor Ratcliff wants a word with you.
Dib: What for?
Lefou: That's not for you to know yet, Now get up.
Dib did so, He stumbled a bit, Still getting his bearings together, He than followed Lefou to the Ship Cabin, Where Ratcliff and Gaston were waiting.
Ratcliff: Ah, The lads awake, Come, Come have a seat.
Dib found a seat ready for him and sat down.
Ratcliff: You're rather lucky to be here Aren't you? We weren't sure you'd make it, I am Governor John Ratcliff.
Dib: I'm Dib… Dib membrane.
Ratcliff and Gaston shared a look.
Ratcliff: What were you doing?
Dib: I was going somewhere… With my Team, Than we were Attacked by… Things.
Gaston: What kind of Things?
Dib: I… Can't describe them, All I can say is that they possibly have my Companions.
Ratcliff Stroked his chin.
Ratcliff: Perhaps we could help in some way.
Dib: Really?
Ratcliff: Yes, But First though we have a little Problem of our own unfortunately.
Dib: You do?
Ratcliff: Yes, You see our Navy in the Arctic have been attacked by a Monster of some kind, A large penguin the survivors claim.
Dib blinked.
Dib: A-a penguin?
Gaston: I'm just as Perplexed as you boy.
Ratcliff: Regardless our Superior wants this dealt with and fast.
Dib: And you're asking me to help?
Ratcliff: Pretty much.
Dib: … Why?
Ratcliff: Well we need good men don't we? Gaston hear will lead the expedition to the Penguin's lair, To find it and Destroy it, You might want to come along, Than afterwards we can help you the best we can to find these Friends of yours.
Dib: Thank you.
Ratcliff: Now Why don't you get ready? Off you go.
Dib got out of his seat and walked off.
Gaston: So he's one of the guys my Uncle talked about?
Ratcliff: If he is, You make sure he's never seen again.
Later.
Dib held his jacket close as the cold nearly crept through him, He shivered as he trudged along the line of Men, With Gaston at the lead.
Gaston: Come on Men! The Penguin's lair is due north east of here! If we get there by nightfall we can take by surprise while he sleeps.
The men shivered as they trudged along, Lefou practically had Icicles on his nose.
Lefou: What about Food? Can't we set up a fire?
Gaston: We'll do so when we get to where are! Now come on!
Begrudgingly the Crew continued their Journey.
It felt like it had been Ages to Dib, When they finally stopped, Gaston sent two of the twelve men to scout ahead while the rest set up camp.
As the fire was started, Dib wasted no time in rubbing his hands against it, The heat cooling away any coldness he felt.
Two hours passed and the Scouts had not returned, Gaston went off to see why Taking Lefou with him, They trudged for two miles, Before coming across those scouts, One with a broken neck, THe other with his head smashed in.
Gaston: Well… must be quite a Penguin, Go get the others.
Lefou: Right.
And Lefou hurried off, Unaware of What had already had a head start on them.
Meanwhile.
Dib slept in his tent, completely unaware of the Chaos about to happen, He heard a man's scream and Punching noise, He woke with a start at this, The flap of his Tent was ajar, He slowly crept towards it and peeked out, He let out a gasp at what he saw.
Bodies scattered about, Tents collapsed and a body on the Fire.
Dib: What-
Suddenly he felt his tent leave the Ground and a large something hit him across the face, Sending his flying into a bank of snow, Dib straightened his Glasses and suddenly wished he didn't!
Stalking towards him with a nasty toothy smirk was a Giant Muscular Emperor Penguin! His Red cape held by two gold panels, A blue belt wrapped around his waist and His cruel green eyes stared at Dib with Malicis, Dib tried to scramble away but the Penguin Grabbed him by the leg and brought his face up to his.
Penguin: Wakey Wakey, Kid! What with the big head?
Dib: M-m-my heads not-
Penguin: M-m-my heads not- what? Tiny?
The Penguin laughed as he tossed Dib near a ledge.
Dib: Your the monster Aren't you?
The Penguin lept towards him and snarled.
Drake: The names Drake kid! And your about to become Shark bait Nerd!
Before Drake Could grab him, Dib rolled under him and scampered away, Drake followed behind him and lunged at him, Until anArrow landed right between him and Dib.
Gaston stood above them, Replacing his bow with a Gun.
Gaston: So we meet at last Beast!
Drake: You talking to me Muscle boy?
Gaston leapt down from his ledge.
Gaston: Muscle boy? Ha! Is that the best insult you can come up with? Birdbrain?
Drake: Better a birdbrain than a Hairless mound of flesh.
Gaston gasped.
Gaston: None calls Gaston Hairless!
Drake: Too bad, I called you hairless anyway!
Dib: Hey! Could you guys just get on with it already?
Gaston and Drake looked at Dib, Than back at each other.
Drake: He's right Enough talk!
Gaston: Have at it than!
Gaston and Drake lunged at each other and Tackled each other to the Ground, Beating the ever living snot as they slammed each other into the cold snow.
Eventually, Drake picked up Gaston and slammed him to the Ground, Gaston in turn kicked him in the face with his boot, Both muscle bonds were already tired by now and Drake hurried off back to his lair.
Gaston: Hah! That's right! Run While you can! But nothing gets away from Gaston!
Gaston fired his gun but missed.
Gaston: C'mon boys, There's an amphibian to bag, On your feet Glasses.
Dib was hoisted up to his feet and shoved along, He glared back at Gaston before trudging off.
Lefou: Still figured out how to get rid of him?
Gaston: I believe so Lefou…
Later.
Dib, Gaston and Lefou arrived at Drake lair, It was a large icy Mountain with a skull on top.
Dib: You sure this is the place?
Gaston: Drake's tracks lead here, Go sniff him out.
Gaston shoved his Rifle into his arms.
Dib: Really? After he nearly killed me? I'm starting to-
Lefou: Get moving!
Dib glared back at the two before stalking off, He didn't know why? But he was starting to feel the same way Dipper was feeling if he were here.
Dib walked up to the Base of the Mountain and found a small crack in it, He managed to squeeze through it and found himself inside the Mountain, It was a dark chamber of Bones, And at its center was a large stone block on top of a pile of bones, Resembling a table of some sort, He then saw a spiral staircase leading up the inside of the Mountain until they reached where the Skulls open mouth had to be, Cautiously he crept up it, Step by step, His gun at the ready.
4 hours later.
Dib had reached the skulls mouth which was a giant balcony and saw Drake there Standing near the Balcony.
Dib took a deep breath than inched a little closer, But not too Close to alert Drake, and cocked the gun, Aimed at Drakes back and pulled the trigger.
Nothing Happened.
Dib: What the?
Dib shook the gun, the noise catching Drake's attention.
Dib: I thought this thing was- GAH!
Dib was caught unawares as Drake suddenly grabbed him by his shirt.
Drake: Back for more? And you brought a toy I see.
He than dropped Dib, Took his gun and smashed it on the Ground, Dib gulped.
Drake: Now than Big head, How would you like to- AGH!
Drakes shoulder was suddenly pierced by an Arrow, Gaston laughed as he threw his bow away and jumped forward to face Drake.
Drake: You again!
Gaston: I told you no one gets away from Gaston.
Drake roared as he ripped the Arrow from his bleeding shoulder and charged at Gaston, In Gaston's hand was a Giant bone which he used as a Club, He bashed Drakes head as he charged in, Drake got up and threw several punches which Gaston managed to easily dodge than hit him again with the Club, The repeated the routine again but this time Drake caught the improve Bone and nearly yanked it out of Gaston's hand, But Gaston kept his Grip, The two Struggled over it for some time, Until Gaston snapped the Bone and Kicked Drake in the Chest, Sending him plummeting to the Bottom of his Lair.
Dib had watched the entire scene unfold from the top of the stairs, He stepped back as Gaston came back up.
Dib: Hey! Why wasn't the gun you gave me loaded?
Gaston: Excuse me?
Dib: You set me up as bait didn't you?
Gaston: Hm, Totaly, And this gun is Loaded!
Gaston whipped out a Pistol and Pointed it at Dib, Dib himself drew back in fear.
Dib: What is this? You said you'd help me!
Gaston: Ratcliff and I lied! We used you boy! Our superior wouldn't have liked it if you were around.
Dib: And who is that? Huh?
Gaston: Wouldn't you like to know, But then again you never will.
Gaston cocked the gun.
Dib: So your gonna kill me now?
Gaston: Pretty much, Don't worry though, Your body will be warm soon though.
Dib: What are you talking about?
Gaston: While you and I dealt with Drake, I had Lefou plant explosives around this Mountain, When they go off it will explode and Burry that Penguin for Good!
Dib: With us in it.
Gaston: Correction with you in it, I'll have made a quick get away.
Gaston than pulled out a Radio.
Gaston: Blow it on my Mark.
He put the Radio away.
Gaston: Say your prayers boy.
There was a rumbling sound and out from under the cobblestone, Drake emerged with a large Rock.
Drake; No! You say your prayers Man!
He hurled the Rock at the two Humans, Both managed to Avoid it just in time, as it tumbled off the Balcony, Dib saw his chance.
Dib: So long! And he darted towards the Rock and jumped on it as it descended from the ledge, Gaston quickly jumped after him, And pulled out his Radio.
Gaston: Now!
Sound of an Explosion filled the Air as the Mountain started to Crumble, Gaston climb after Dib, But the young Boy escaped again, Using the end of his coat as a glider, Gaston gave up the chase and landed on the Ground with Lefou waiting.
Lefou: So did you get the Kid?
Gaston: Why bother? He'll die in the snow anyway?
The two men than walked off.
Meanwhile.
Dib had Sprained his ankle, Dib limped through the snow as best he could before finally collapsing from the cold, A figure stood over him.
Dib: Who? Are you?
?: Fear not my child, I am a friend.
Meanwhile.
In the Rubble of Drakes mountain, A pile of Debris rumble and Drake emerged from them, Gasping for air.
Drake: Ah well, Back to Efrafa I guess.
To be continued.
So who is Dib's new Friend? Will our Heroes be alright? Will Dipper be betrayed to? Who is Ratcliff and Gaston's superior? What has Vana been doing? Find out in the Next installments of Crossover legends.