Episode 19
Fairest of them all.
Previously on Crossover legends.
Hexxus: You're Doom!
Dipper: What's the Catch?
Hades: I do indeed have a plan?
Dib: Who? Are you?
?: Fear not my child, I am a Friend.
Intro Starts.
Crossovers, More than meets the eye!
Crossovers, Heroes on the Rise!
Freedom watch wage their battle to destroy…
The evil forces of…
All their enemies!
Crossovers!
Crossovers.
Intro ends.
Vana Struggled as she pulled on her Chains, They were starting to chafe more and more, Soon a rat came in with a tray of food.
Rat: Little girls should keep their strength.
Vana glared at the Rat as he placed the tray in front of her.
Vana: Where are you taking me?
Rat: That's not for you to know yet, Now eat your grop!
And the swaggered off Cackling.
Vana looked down at the Disgusting tray of Molding green goo that had been given to her, She kicked away, Sat down and Sulked.
Above deck.
The ship sailed along under the sun as it basked down on Captain Wrapclaw, A large searat with Tattoos all over his body and wore silks in extravagant sizes.
He stoop at the mainsail and gazed at the Horizon, One of his Searats came up behind him.
Rat: You've almost returned home Captain.
Wrapclaw: Have the crew prepare to make ancher than, And be sure to bring the Girl above, Our queen would want to see this herself.
Rat: Yes Captain.
Soon a Castle came into view, It was a large white Castle on a large rise, facing the sea, on the Right side of it, Was a Port waiting to take in his ship.
The Gutpaw Sailed into port and docked their, While a figure of a woman stood waiting as the gang plank lowered down onto the Ground, Captain Warpclaw walked down to meet her and got a closer look at her.
The woman was barely Human, Her head was that of a Purple bat and had Black silky hair that reached her waist, Her Attire consisted of a Gold necklace, A dress of Purple Crimson, A purple midsection and a Purple skirt around her waist and reached her Ankles, And around her Arms were here sleeves, That almost looked like bat wings.
Wrapclaw: Eveylvauna, How fares the Queen?
Eveylvauna: The usual, How are your voyages for her?
As they talked, Warpclaws crew began unloading their Treasures, Including Vana, WHo was tied up and Dragged along by two Rats.
Wrapclaw: We've had plenty of success in that and I came across something I think she might take interest in.
Eveylvauna took notice of the Girl.
Eveylvauna: Oh? And where did you find her?
Wrapclaw: Holding onto a barrel, Beat up four of my Rats when we brought her on board.
Eveylvauna: Hmm, A feisty one than?
Wrapclaw: Might make a good hostage too.
Eveylvauna: Oh?
Vana wasn't even listening to the Conversation, She was busy struggling against his Bounds and the Guards attempts to drag her along.
Rat: C'mon you! Get a move on!
Wrapclaw noticed this and went over, He kicked Vana on the back and knocked her down.
Wrapclaw: Not trouble girl, Lest you irk the Queens ire.
Vana glared up at the Rat.
Vana: Oh, Believe me, I know all about being "Irked."
The guards got her up and moved her along, Unknown to them, Vana had swiped one of their daggers and was cutting the ropes around her slowly.
Eveylvauna: There's Spirit in that girl.
Wrapclaw: Wouldn't expect anything less from those Freedom watch scum.
Eveylvauna was Surprised.
Eveylvauna: Freedom watch? Well this will be entertaining.
Later.
The Rats marched Vana through the Courtyard, Unknown to them she had managed to severe three ropes around her and was close to cutting herself loose.
Rat 1: So, You think the Queen would blow her top if she knows a Freedom watcher is in her midst?
Rat 2: Probably, But I'm more interested in how she could use this to her Advantage, She's a crafty one after all.
Rat 1: What do you know that? You've never evan bean in close Proximity to her.
Vana: Well you two are in close Proximity to my foot in your face.
Vana than burst out of the Ropes to the Rats astonishment and were helpless as Vana jumped up and Kicked the first Rat in the Face and Punched the other in the Groin, Rendering them Helpless as she darted through the Castle.
Later.
Vana stealthily crept through the Corridors, Her escape had put the Castle on high alert and she didn't want any chances of being caught.
Vana: Where are the others when you need them? I gotta get out of here to find them.
For a moment she heard the Sound of footsteps and swooped into another Room to avoid them, Hiding behind a cobblestone and found herself in another room, She put her Back against the wall and looked over.
A woman was Standing in front of Mirror in the Room, Vana could make out the front of her in the Mirrors reflection.
She was a tall woman with a Purple long sleeved ankle length gown and a red rope around her waist, She had a black balaclava that showed only her icy cold face and a long black cloak that was part of the gown with a high white collar, Van knew who this was.
Queen Grimhilde: Slave in the magic mirror, Come from the farthest space.
As she spoke a wind seemed to come through the mirror as it blew her gown, She raised her hands in anticipation.
Queen Grimhilde: Speek!
At that word a Thunderbolt sounded and a Fire erupted from the Mirror.
Queen Grimhilde: Let me see thy face.
As the flames dispersed in the Mirror, A face appeared in it.
Magic Mirror: What wouldst thou know my queen?
Queen Grimhilde: Magic Mirror on the wall, Who is the fairest of all?
Magic Mirror: Famed is thy beauty Majesty, But hold, A lovely maid I see, Rags cannot hide her Gentle grace, As generic as it seams, She is more fair than thee.
Queen Grimhilde: Alas for her than, Who is this maid.
Magic Mirror: Lips red as the rose, Skin white as- Oh c'mon you know who I'm talking about.
Queen Grimhilde: Snow white!
Vana raised her eyebrows at this.
Magic Mirror: Of all the foes you face your majesty, She by far is your greatest, Yet you randomly keep her around why?
Queen Grimhilde: For the amusement of those accused Peasants they fawn over her, Evan as some Scullery maid, Blah Blah Blah, Some Political Nonsense.
Vana: Never one for Politics myself.
Vana felt a claw grab her by the back of her Dress, And yanked up up.
Vana: Hey!
Wrapcalw: Thought you could get away so easily girl?
He was followed by Eveylvauna and several Creatures.
Vana: Let me go!
Queen Grimhilde: Enough!
Everyone stopped and looked at the Queen.
Queen Grimhilde; What is the meaning of this Intrusion!?
Wrapclaw: M-my queen.
Wrapclaw got on one knee, As did Eveylvauna and the Creatures, Vana just knelt on the floor.
Queen Grimhilde: Wrapclaw, Eveylvauna! What is this?
Wrapclaw: This girl was picked up on one from my recent voyage, Your majesty, She claims to be from the Watch.
Queen Grimhilde looked at Vana.
Queen Grimhilde: Is this true?
Vana: You better believe it, Queen Grimhilde.
Queen Grimhilde: It is not so wise to be imputent in front of a queen, Child, Where did Warpclaw find?
Vana: What's it to you?
The Queen smirked.
Queen Grimhilde: My dear child, Is it not natural for someone to be interested in others?
Vana: I don't know, Is it Natural for someone as Vile as you to exist? Queen Grimhilde?
Grimhilde couldn't help but let out a snide laugh.
Queen Grimhilde: Vile as me? Why surely take me for the Horned King or Lord Jargafar.
Vana: You know, I've actually met the Former and you might as well fall into both categories, Like your kingdom.
Queen Grimhilde turned to a nearby window.
Queen Grimhilde: My kingdom… Yes, The Kingdom left by my Father, And My older Brothers, I was second born to my Parents and my Mother's pride and Joy, It made me think I could charm any man, Especially my love, Harrison, But he rejected me repeatedly, Until one day my Parents threw a ball, We danced together and kissed and shared the night together, Our newfound love was strong, But we could only be, If my Brother was dead, So Harrison Challenged him to a duel, The fight was long and both suffered many wounds, Until finally Harrison was victorious, But also he… Perished and I was alone, My younger Brother fled and my Parents died… I was alone, So very alone.
Vana looked sympathetic for a moment.
Vana: Wow… that… Is… Really inaccurate to history.
Queen Grimhilde: Oh come on-
Vana: You were never born into this kingdom, and You didn't have an older Brother, Harrison was a widowed king who took you in and was… Charmed somehow by you, With spells you learned from the Dark mountains, You and your brother Manipulated him into Marrying you and and later when you got bored of him, He had… a little accident with a stampede… of Cattle.
Warpclaw and Evelyvauna looked at each other as if they knew what she meant.
Vana: And than, When you took the throne, Your little Brother got Greedy so you and had duked it out with Magic, Just as he was almost the victor, You decided to play a little dirty and… pulled a gun.
Grimhilde rolled her eyes.
Vana: In the aftermath you banished him to the realm of Darkness, Whence you both came.
Queen Grimhilde: Alright Shut up-
Vana: After that you took complete control and surround yourself with the Foulest monsters-
Queen Grimhilde: Enough!
Vana: Like these guys.
Queen Grimhilde: That's enough I say! It's true that… I may have put myself with a… Crowd… But how else can a Tyrant rule with fear, If the people have nothing to fear?
Vana: Good point.
Queen Grimhilde: And that is why I cannot abide any threats to my rule, And so I propose a deal.
Vana: Deal?
Queen Grimhilde: Yes, Perform a task for me and I will let you go.
Vana: What task?
Queen Grimhilde: In this castle lives a young girl named Snow white, You know of her I believe.
Vana: Your step daughter?
Queen Grimhilde: Correct, Kill her.
Vana's eyes widened in shock.
Vana: W-Why?!
Queen Grimhilde: Because if you don't, Your head will be mounted on a spike on the Castle walls.
Vana: And If I do it?
Queen Grimhilde: Than I will ask the magic mirror where to find the rest of the watch.
Vana: Why?
Queen Grimhilde: Well the Freedom watch are leaderless any way, Might as well do them a pity favor before they all die.
Vana nashed her teeth.
Vana: Fine… Where can I find her.
Queen Grimhilde: My agents have escorted her to a Glade of Wildflowers Outside of town, Eveylvauna will accompany you to oversee the task.
Vana: Of Course.
Queen Grimhilde: And as an extra assurance that you do not fail, Bring back her heart… In this.
The Queen than heald up a red box and presented it ti Vana.
Later.
Vana stood in the shade of a few trees, With Evelyvauna watching over her, She saw her Target picking flowers in the Glade, Singing too.
She truly was the Fairest one of all, With lips red as the Rose, Hair black as Ebony and skinwhite as snow, She wore a blue top and Yellow gown too and seemed to illuminate Sweetness and Purity, She was practically the very embodiment of it and somehow not be a mary sue.
Vana: So that's her?
Evelyvauna: You know what to do child.
Vana reluctantly nodded and walked over to Snow white, Who had just comforted a bluebird and sent him on his way, She looked back and saw Vana.
Snow White: Oh Hello little girl, Who are you?
Vana was taken aback.
Vana: Aren't you startled?
Snow white stood up, Her height clearly more than Vana's, She leaned down to her eye level.
Snow white: Should I be?
Vana: Uh… No?
Snow white: Well that's okay than, My name is snow white.
Vana: I know… I'm Vana… I'm.
Vana looked back at Evelyvauna who urged her on.
Vana took a deep Breath.
Vana: So listen… It's nothing personal… I don't even want to do it but… Oh boy… So like Your step mother captured me and Wants me to kill you, She's either tired or Jealous if you, I'm leaning more towards Jealousy-
As she Spoke Snow white became Horrified, She started to back away slowly.
Vana: Wait! Wait ! I'm not gonna-
Snow white pointed behind her, Vana turned around saw, Where Evelyvauna once stood, Was a giant purple Bat like creature!
Vana: Oh Crud! Run!
Vana and Snow white fled into the Forest, Evelyvauna soared after them screeching and extending her claws.
The trees managed to stop her for a while and allow the two to get some distance, But Evelyvauna managed to claw her way through the trees.
Vana: Quick this way!
Snow white and Vana skidded to a stop and turned left, Eveylvauna was closing in, Until it Snatched Vana in her talons, Vana pulled out her Dagger and slashed at her, Desperate to free herself.
Eveylvauna: You think you can simply back out?! The Queen will have your head!
Vana: Tell Grimhilde, She'll be very disappointed.
And with that, Vana kicked Eveylvauna in the face and plummeted to the Ground below, She quickly grabbed a tree branch, Sung around it, Flipped into the air off it and landed on the ground, She dusted herself off and looked around.
Vana: Snow white?
No one responded, Vana hoped she wasn't too late.
Later.
At was getting late and Vana still hadn't found snow white, She walked a few more paces before leaning her back against a tree in exhaustion.
Vana: God… What a day, Wonder how the others are?
As she breathed, She heard the sound of singing, She looked from her tree and followed the noise to a path, On the path were seven tiny men with beards and pickaxes walking along and singing.
Seven dwarves: High Ho, High Ho, Its home from work we go. "Whistling" High Ho, High High Ho, High Ho.
Vana: Are those dwarves?
Vana, Curious about the Dwarves, Decided to follow them, She had a feeling they would lead her to Snow white.
She followed the Dwarves all the way home, Until they came to an Abrupt stop, Bumping into each other as they saw the Lights in their house turned on.
Doc: Look! Our house! The lits light! Er the Lights lit!
The Dwarves than scrambled over to the trees and took a closer look.
Dwarves: Jiminy crickets.
The house was indeed lit.
Dwarves: The door is open, The Chimneys smoking, Something is in there!
Happy: Maybe a ghost.
Bashful: Or a gobin.
Doc: Or a Demon.
Sleepy: Or a Dragon.
Grumpy: Mark my words, There's trouble afoot, Felt it all day, My corns hurt.
Bashful: Gosh, that's a bad sign.
Happy: What do we do?
Doc: We'll squeak up on them, Er Sneak up on them, Come on Hen, Er Men, Follow me.
The Dwarves tip towed over to their Cottage as slowly as possible, Vana followed at a safe distance, She watched as the Dwarves cautiously went inside, Vana crept after them until she reached to door, Which was slammed in her face by one of the youngest dwarf.
She heard a scuffling noise coming from inside, Followed by a shushing noise, Wanting to hear more she snuck over to the window and peered in.
Doc: Alright men, Search every cook and nanny, Uh Hook and Granny, Uh, Crooked Fan- Search everywhere.
Vana heard the Squeaks of the Dwarves boots against the floor as they tiptoe around, She wasn't sure, But she thought she could spy some Animals watching from the shadows, In the Cottage she could hear the Dwarves.
Doc: Look! THe floor It's been swept!
Grumpy: Ha! Chairs bean dusted.
Happy: Our windows bean washed!
Bashful: Our cobwebs are missing.
Doc: Why the whole place is clean.
Sleeping: Somebody stole our plates! The sinks empty.
Happy: They ain't stolen, They're hid in the cupboard.
Bashful: My cups bean washed, Sugars gone!
Happy: Hey something's cooking.
Grumpy: Don't touch it you fools! It might be a witches brew.
Doc: Look what's happened to our stable, Uh Table!
Bashful: Look Goldenrods.
Sneezy: Don't do it! My nose! My hay fever! You know I can't stand it! I can't… I can… I… Oh…
There was a Loud Sneezing sound erupting from the cottage, Vana heard Wind blowing all around the House.
Grumpy: Ya crazy fool! Fine time you picked to sneeze!
Sneezy: Well I can't help it, When you gotta you gotta.
Feeling that by now she should get involved, Vana knocked on the Door.
Vana: Hello?
The sounds of scattering could be heard from inside.
Vana: I'm out here.
The door slowly opened, And Vana was met with the Dwarf Happy.
Happy: Hello?
Vana: Hi you wouldn't happen to see anyone around these parts?
Later.
Vana and the Seven Dwarves were in the Dwarves bedroom, Doc threw the covers off of something, Revealing A sleeping Snow white.
Doc: Well, It's a girl.
Sneezy: Pruddy one too.
Grumpy: Friend of yours?
Vana: Not really, I just-
But before Vana could finish Snow white stirred and started to wake up.
Snow white: Oh dear, I wonder if the Children- Oh!
Snow white stared in surprise at what lay before her.
Snow white: Why you're all little men!
Grumpy: We are Dwarves.
Snow white: Oh and Vana! Thank goodness you're alright!
Vana: Takes more than a giant bat.
Snow white: Now don't tell me who you all are, Let me guess.
She looked at the Dwarf with Glasses.
Snow white: I know, Your doc.
Doc: Why yes, Yes, That's true.
She turned to blushing dwarf.
Snow white: Your bashful.
Bashful: Aww, Gosh.
She looked at the Yawning dwarf.
Snow white: And you're sleepy
Sleepy: How'd you guess?
Snow white: And you.
Sneezy was about to sneeze until Vana put a finger under his nose.
Snow white: Your Sneezy, And you must be-
Happy: Happy Ma'am, That's me, This here Doppy, He don't talk none.
Snow white: You mean he can't talk?
Happy: He don't know, He never tried.
Snow white: And you must be Grumpy.
Grumpy: Ha! We know who we are, Ask them who these are?
Vana: Long story for me.
Snow white: Oh how silly of me, I'm snow white.
Dwarves: Snow white? The princess?
Snow white: Yes.
Doc: Well, We're honored Quinces, Er Princess.
Grumpy: Just tell her to get out already.
Vana: Hey!
Snow white: Oh please don't, If you do she'll kill me.
Doc: Kill you?
Happy: Who?
Snow white: My step mother, Queen Grimhilde.
Dwarves: Queen Grimhilde!
Bashful: She's wicked!
Happy: She's bad!
Sneezy: She's mighty mean!
Grumpy: She's an old witch!
Vana: You have no Idea.
Snow white: She'll never find me here, And if you let me and my friend stay, I'll keep house for you, I'll wash and sow and sweep and cook-
Dwarves: Cook!
Doc: Could you make Dapple Lumpkins Er Lupple Dapplins.
Grumpy and Sleepy: Apple dumplings.
Snow white: Yes and Plump pudding and Gooseberry pie!
Dwarves: Gooseberry pie?! Hooray! She stays!
Grumpy: Yeah well what about the other girl.
Vana scratched the back of her head.
Vana: Well… It would be nice to stay, You guys seem kinda cool… But I have to find my friends, If they're not dead that is…
Just then a familiar voice came from down stairs.
Dib: Hello?
Vana recognized the voice and Hurried downstairs, THe Dwarves and Snow white following.
Vana: Dib?
There was Dib, Standing in the Doorway.
Vana: Dib! How did you-!?
Dib: You'll never believe who I met.
To be continued.
Well this was a charming episode wasn't it? Will Snow white be safe with the Dwarves? Who is Dib's new Friend? Will He and Vana save the others? And what about Dipper? Find out in the Future installments of Crossover Legends.
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