Chapter 2:
Giant in our Midst:
It was a great day in Toontown. Mayor Donald was awarding Police Chief Philoctetes.
"For all of your bravery and commitment to Toontown," says Donald, "I award you-"
Then something happened! It was Willie the Giant. He fell and was out cold. Phil calls the rest of the police department, Doc, Grumpy, Happy, Sneezey, Sleepy, Bashful, and Dopey.
"Alright Men," says Phil, "our top priority is keeping these fine townspeople safe! Give me your best ideas!"
"Seatbelts," says Doc.
"Bandages," says Grumpy.
"That big yellow flag that pops out when the airplane crashes," says Happy.
"Excellent," says Phil, as he's writing all of this down, "keep 'em coming! There are no bad ideas!"
Donald tries to wake up Willie with a glass of water... but that fails. "Looks like we're going to need professional medical help," says Donald. He then fires the Help Signal.
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Just as Minnie, Mickey, and Oswald were about to use an axe, a chainsaw, and a hammer on Kaa, they get the signal and go over to the spot.
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"Did someone call for some super cool-" Minnie then holds up a pair of Groucho glasses, but then replaces them with cool sunglasses. "Some super cool doctors?"
"Willie collapsed in the middle of town," says Donald.
"That's a big problem," says Minnie.
"This is serious," says Donald.
"Worry no more, Mr. Mayor," says Minnie, "we'll figure out what happened. I need a chair!" Mickey and Oswald then get Minnie a chair. Minnie then uses the chair to get to the truck's computer. "The good news is that he's alive, he's just asleep. Something has knocked out Willie in a state of extreme posprandos unknownis, or as we say in laman's terms... a food coma!"
"A food coma," asks Oswald.
"A food coma," asks Mickey, but he notices his words were not bolded. "I said a food coma!" Still no bold. "This thing's broken!"
"No, you gotta do it like this," says Oswald, "a food coma!"
"Food coma," says Donald.
"FOOD COMA," shouts Mickey.
"Mickey, this is serious," says Minnie, "Willie is sick with a food coma! Computer, run X-Ray!" The computer shows the image. "There's a foreign body inside his stomach. That's most likely the cause of the coma. We need someone to go in there and determine what's causing the blockage. Obviously, it can't be me, since I'm the only one smart enough to figure out this complex science computer."
"And it can't be me because the script says so," says Mickey.
They both look at Oswald. "Well... it can't be me because-"
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Oswald's going in.
"According to my calculations, this should be fun," says Minnie.
"You can do it, Brother," says Mickey, "investigate that tum-tum!"
Then Minnie's machine beeps. "Uh-oh," says Minnie.
"What does uh-oh mean," asks Oswald. Then Willie burps and everything that's made of glass breaks, including Oswald's rope and he falls down Willie's throat.
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The Police Dwarves and their chief were still writing down random safety things.
"I can't believe my half-brother's dead," says Mickey.
"He's not dead, Mickey," says Minnie, "hopefully." They then make contact.
"Hello," asks Oswald.
"Oswald, is that you," asks Minnie.
"Are you dead," asks Mickey.
"I don't think so," says Oswald, "this doesn't look like Heaven, but there's a lot of cheese."
"Sounds like Heaven to me," says Mickey.
"Wait, I think he's in Willie's stomach," says Minnie.
"And I'm trapped under this giant steak," says Oswald.
"Wow, you have to be Pluto to eat that thing," says Mickey.
Minnie's about to make a meat pun, but then Willie burps again and she drops her sunglasses. "Awe, my cool glasses!" Willie's food coma was getting worst.
"I'm going in," says Mickey.
"Mickey, I may never see you again," says Minnie.
Mickey then kisses his girlfriend. "Remember me!"
Mickey then jumps into Willie.
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Mickey then searches through Willie. "Oswald!"
"Over here," says Oswald.
Mickey runs to Oswald. "I'll get you outta here," says Mickey.
"How," asks Oswald, "only Pluto can eat this!"
"That's it," says Mickey, "Pluto!"
Then Pluto appears out of nowhere and eats the giant steak.
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Minnie was worried about Mickey and Oswald, then the two show up with Pluto.
"You're alive," says Minnie, "how did you get out?"
"We got out a... different way," says Oswald.
"What do you mean a... different way," asks Minnie.
"We won't be answering any more questions," says Oswald.
Pluto barks and Donald gives a medal to... the safety board the police put together, much to Minnie's confusion.
Willie then wakes up and climbs back up the beanstalk.