Foxy Roxy: Abandoned At Birth:
This is a parody of certain Youtube videos.
Roxy was sleeping when she heard a break in. "Who's there," asks Roxy, "I warn you, I will jump scare you!"
It was a fox man. "It's okay…"
"Who are you," asks Roxy.
"I'm your Dad!"
"Yeah right," says Roxy, "there's only one way to find out… can I borrow ten bucks?"
"You can only have five," says the fox man.
"Dad, it is you," says Roxy, "what happened?"
"Well…"
"Wait, I don't care," says Roxy, "I'm out of here!" She walks away.
Neil sees that.
...
"Roxy, I couldn't help noticing your problem," says Neil, "now, I know you don't know me that well and…"
Roxy's Flashback:
My mom was a supermodel, but she was embarrassed because I was never that pretty. My dad tried to make me feel better, but my mom didn't want anything to do with me. One day, my mom was going to do this photo shoot, but some of the models said the 'o' word!
"Old," asks my mom, me?"
"Don't you have a kid?"
"That's just a rumor," says my mom, "I don't have any kids!"
And my dad wasn't around to stand up to her. My mom denied my existence and my dad didn't help! That's when I ran away and got grabbed by Playtime Co.
Present:
"Oh, Roxy, I'm so sorry," says Neil.
"I'm sorry too," says Roxy's Dad, "but you have to know there is a reason!"
"And what's that," asks Roxy.
"I was kidnapped," says Roxy's Dad.
"What," asks Roxy.
"Yeah, by this weird woman," says Roxy's Dad, "she took me to this lab where I was turned into this! She looked like a teacher from a preschool show!"
"Miss Delight," Neil and Roxy both say.
"Dad, I think I have an idea," says Roxy.
...
Miss Delight has entered her classroom. "Someone's breaking into my…" She sees Roxy and her Dad. "I'm in trouble!" Roxy and her dad then attack Miss Delight.
The End